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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: chum1 on December 29, 2016, 12:01:15 AM
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Whatever, fourth or fifth best in the BDF conference, beats a SEC team that was thought by many on Texags to be a twelve win team. What's new?
What's "BDF conference?" It's very common there.
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Big dongs forever
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No idea, Big Dead F?
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Beats Dead Fidos
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More please. Thanks.
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Found it. It's Big Dumpster Fire. Clever! :lol:
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Found it. It's Big Dumpster Fire. Clever! :lol:
haha nice!
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Bistro damn fada, by stephane wrembel
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Snyder is pulling Sumlins underwear over his head and shoving the crotch into his mouth. :Wha:
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I think some poster from TexAgs just asked Sisco in this press conference if they intentionally avoided Miles whatever his name is all game. He sounded high pitched and sad.
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I think some poster from TexAgs just asked Sisco in this press conference if they intentionally avoided Miles whatever his name is all game. He sounded high pitched and sad.
If the answer wasn't, "Yes, dumbass, next question," then Jesse is doing it wrong.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
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https://twitter.com/PaNewsGabe/status/814350850705473536
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https://twitter.com/PaNewsGabe/status/814350850705473536
Who is this dumbass?
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Not gonna spend the time to do a gems of the game thread thing but here's some stuff.
Thread:
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT MINUS TWO YEARS:
Being a diehard Aggie football fan has been overall very negative for my health. It makes me sick thinking about how much money and time I've spent constantly thinking we would turn the corner...
Sumlin has just made me not give a **** anymore! Literally something fraudchioni couldn't even accomplish.
The joke is on us!
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
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https://twitter.com/PaNewsGabe/status/814350850705473536
Who is this dumbass?
An idiot writer who shows no respect to Kansas State.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
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Dear mr Sumlin
1. I will not call you coach b/c you are not one
2. you have superior talent on the field and consistently get beat by better coaches
3. after the 1st series your team does nothing...why b/c the other coaches adjust and you don't
4. you start the 2nd half with a penalty and kickoff from the 45 yard line. ball goes out of bounds...nothing gained.
5. you throw the ball on 3rd down when you have been running it successfully. the next 3rd down you run option into the boundary. then try a 52 yard field goal....and miss
6. nobody can stop # 11 or # 3. and on 3rd down, you run the option for a loss. then on 4th down, you throw it to ratley against their best cornerback.
7. you never get pissed at the ref's or defend our players.
8. your smug attitude is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
9. your not answering real questions when the media acutally ask tough questions..is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
10. your hair is stupid
11. you still have no defense. even with Chavis. wtf
12. you make $5mill a year and we still suck
that's all. please, all of you true Ag's, ridicule me for my grammar.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science. It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.
We double teamed him. All of the time.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science. It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.
We double teamed him. All of the time.
That's all I was saying. If you double team him all the time, he isn't going to amount much.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science. It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.
We double teamed him. All of the time.
That's all I was saying. If you double team him all the time, he isn't going to amount much.
Well that same thing can be said about 85-90% of NFL DE's.
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shut up, dorks. he's at least a bit overrated and our entire oline is good. this is about atm fans acknowledging their inferiority.
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Dear mr Sumlin
1. I will not call you coach b/c you are not one
2. you have superior talent on the field and consistently get beat by better coaches
3. after the 1st series your team does nothing...why b/c the other coaches adjust and you don't
4. you start the 2nd half with a penalty and kickoff from the 45 yard line. ball goes out of bounds...nothing gained.
5. you throw the ball on 3rd down when you have been running it successfully. the next 3rd down you run option into the boundary. then try a 52 yard field goal....and miss
6. nobody can stop # 11 or # 3. and on 3rd down, you run the option for a loss. then on 4th down, you throw it to ratley against their best cornerback.
7. you never get pissed at the ref's or defend our players.
8. your smug attitude is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
9. your not answering real questions when the media acutally ask tough questions..is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
10. your hair is stupid
11. you still have no defense. even with Chavis. wtf
12. you make $5mill a year and we still suck
that's all. please, all of you true Ag's, ridicule me for my grammar.
I didn't get this either. Could have possibly pinned us inside the 10.
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Dear mr Sumlin
1. I will not call you coach b/c you are not one
2. you have superior talent on the field and consistently get beat by better coaches
3. after the 1st series your team does nothing...why b/c the other coaches adjust and you don't
4. you start the 2nd half with a penalty and kickoff from the 45 yard line. ball goes out of bounds...nothing gained.
5. you throw the ball on 3rd down when you have been running it successfully. the next 3rd down you run option into the boundary. then try a 52 yard field goal....and miss
6. nobody can stop # 11 or # 3. and on 3rd down, you run the option for a loss. then on 4th down, you throw it to ratley against their best cornerback.
7. you never get pissed at the ref's or defend our players.
8. your smug attitude is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
9. your not answering real questions when the media acutally ask tough questions..is getting old. especially for $5mill a year
10. your hair is stupid
11. you still have no defense. even with Chavis. wtf
12. you make $5mill a year and we still suck
that's all. please, all of you true Ag's, ridicule me for my grammar.
I didn't get this either. Could have possibly pinned us inside the 10.
Agreed, the second they kicked it out of the back of the endzone, I my dad and I looked at each other and went "well they wasted that"
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If coaches switched sides before the game...
I think Snyder would have led the Ags tonight to an easy victory.
I used to think Sumlin was a mediocre coach. I now realize he is an awful coach.
Snyder wouldn't have coached the game. He would have had a heart attack with the talent he had and died before the game started. Maybe 1 or 2 guys at most on KSU offense that would start for ATM.
Gotta love the old talent argument.
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How in the hell do we lose to a mediocre team in the bottom of the barrel dumpster conference? We are in the SEC West for God's sake!!
Embarrrassing!
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Gem from the reddit post Texas Bowl thread:
"Everyone's talking about Fournette and McCaffrey, no ones talking about how Myles Garrett skipped his bowl game."
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I should ad from reading the reddit post-game thread that aTm is the most despised fan base in college football.
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Gem from the reddit post Texas Bowl thread:
"Everyone's talking about Fournette and McCaffrey, no ones talking about how Myles Garrett skipped his bowl game."
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:lol: :lol:
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There is no other coach in the country who could have lost this game for A&M. KSU's avg. recruiting rank over the last fiver years #63. A&M #12. No excuses. A&M's #3's should beat this ****ty team.
:billdance:
Just like last year's bowl game. One TD away from winning the damn game.
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Good *MORNING* Wildcat fans. Dlew here to bring you the Gems from the Texags game thread. I read 83 pages and ~3,000 posts so you don't have to! Let's do it to it.
PREGAME
Kstate fans giving us looks when we chant SEC. I think they know what's coming
"you don't win 10 games without being a great football team" unless you are in the BDF.
LET'S GET TO THE ACTION! QUARTER 1
That lil ***** on kstate hits a slipping Ford, then stands over him and doesnt get a flag..wtF?
Get used to us stuntin
Jeez we are so much more talented than these guys.
TOUCHDOWN A&M
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC
SEC SEC SEC!!!!!!
We look like a Big 12 offense when we play a Big 12 defense.
A few weeks ago A&M scored 39 points against LSU and ended up losing by 15 points.
Where has this **** been against both miss schools ?
miss schools have SEC players. K State has big 12 players
Can we SEC chant yet
BDF, where defense doesn't exist.
Just wait til our defense gets on the field
KState defense is more garbage than ours
WRONG - DJT
What is the over/under on the number of times Myles gets held?
> or = to his number of tackles
Myles will most likely not make much of an impact as he gets held on every play.
I like where this is heading. GONNA BE SOME GOOD GEMS, YOU GUYS.
How bad is Kstates offense, that they can't even get a first down on our defense.
We did get a first down on our opening drive, stupid.
What's up with the late hits by KSU??? The Wildcats are playing very chippy right now...
That's just BDF smashmouth football
bubbles work so well against BDF teams.
:surprised:
I love this BDF defense.
These bubble screens don't work against SEC. This best defense in the big 12 is looking like the cupcake games we played.
TOUCHDOWN WILDCATS ON AN ABSOLUTE STRIKE FROM CISCO TO BYRON "QUINCY MORGAN" PRINGLE
FURK
There is that wretched crew!
heh. "wretched crew." like "wrecking crew." i like that. we should call our d the Lynch Mope when they suck.
Damn good pass there.
That dude was fast...
BDF SPEED BABYYYY
Here at the game the KSU FANS are representing their team way better. Louder, more into it. This is sad.
And we don't even have nazis telling us when and how to cheer!
We still play bug12 football
You won 8 games in the SEC. We're just better.
I'd come back with that same play to either Kirk or Reynolds against ksu's horrible pass D as soon as the Ags take over on O.
This guy is gonna be upset here shortly.
INTERCEPTION THROWN BY UNCONFIDENT LOSER TREVOR KNIGHT
Well hell!
:lol:
That's it. My wife isn't getting any tonight!
teams going to fold.
They are not, sir. They're going to keep fighting, and get really mad and talk crap after halftime. They're going to mount a pretty impressive comeback effort and get very, very close to taking the lead late. But in the end, they're going to come up short against a better team.
Only thing keeping us in this game is Kstate sucks worse than a grade C porn star.
So much for "SEC SEC SEC"
Knight is the biggest poon I've ever seen play college football. Kickers are less afraid of contact than Knight is.
This guy knows an unconfident loser when he sees one.
knight is not good how did we go 7-1 or whatever
You play against weak competition.
On the SEC chant:
Ags need to quit chanting that crap
I could not put more emphasis on this, makes us look weak that our only accomplishment is that we are in the sec
As opposed to all the other accomplishments A&M has amassed in recent history.
We have Sumlin, there is no prep. Just rap music, barbershop and weed.
Rap music! :surprised: This led to a pretty fun discussion about race relations in the game thread FWIW. Too convoluted to extract all the gems though.
2ND QUARTER
WOW!! Miss every offensive holding call
TOUCHDOWN KS of U
Freaking ridiculous. Kstate doesnt belong on the same field.
Yay. We suck again...oh wait, we have always sucked (except for 2012).
They REALLY hang on to 2012 like it was a dream season. PSSSST: You guys went to the Cotton Bowl. Good work and all, but like you didn't win your division and...it's just the Cotton Bowl.
"You'll never compete in the SEC"
Looks like we can't even compete in the Big12 either
We are their bbiittcchh
We can only hope the abortion that is BDF will bail us out
The K-State QB is making our D look foolish and sluggish. ARGH!!!!!
Embarrassing. He just shoved Evans dick in the dirt
Chin up. Happens to the best of them.
Defense just can't get off the holding penalties.
We just got punked by a slow white kid wearing a knee brace...
whoops, is that racist too?
He's really fast actually.
Wow their qb just shoved our defender down with one hand. We are so damn soft.
At least we have Myles's Garrett.
Myles's Garret
I didn't know Ertz was a Heisman finalist!
He wasn't...this year.
K State ranks #91 in total offense yet we make them look like world beaters.
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I thought we had the #1 draft pick rushing the QB... seems like QB has plenty of time
If our defense is so gassed, why do run the hurry up offense?
HMMM...GREAT QUESTION
I knew our defense was bad, but I didn't know they were big 12 bad.
you gave up 54 points to LSU. At home.
Some things never change. Myles getting held on every single play. Not a single penalty flag to be found.
Everything KState is bad at is working great today. Avg passing 150ypg. Already at 114
Kicker just had a 49 y field goal. How about that perfect pass for TD. Are they lucky or are we horrible?
We're just better than you, cuz.
Wtf is this side to side bull****
What happened to that "bubble screens work against BDF" stuff from earlier?
BDF-BDF-BDF...
this is so FKN embarrassing
That guy is outplaying Garrett big time.
That guy is a freshman.
Our Oline isn't smart enough to hold every ****ing play because it never gets called.
We are losing to a team with a bunch of no talent juco transfers coached by a guy I thought was dead 10 years ago.
I used to say we were the Red Sox of College Football. Then they won. Then I started saying we were the Cubs of College Football. Then they won.
.......we are the Aggies of College Football.
Have to love the obvious holding even when double teamed that they show in the highlight for Garrett tonight.
"But but but the BDF sucks lol! And the sips are terrible!"
Kansas state sucks and they are keeping up with A&M. This is embarrassing. What improvements have we made since going to sec.
"Keeping up"? We were up 2 scores with the ball in A&M territory at this point.
Don't deserve to be in the SEC. Period.
Yes. The thought of Texas A&M sullying Kentucky's and South Carolina's and Missouri's and Mississippi's and Mississippi State's and Arkansas's and Vanderbilt's and Georgia's good names!
Kansas state is good
I want to snort this post.
I can't believe I'm saying we need K St offensive coordinator.
A&M holds K-State on 4th Down
Ernst goes down!
Way to go D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ernst!
HALFTIME IS HERE
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Reynold just got TEA-BAGGED!!!!!!!!
kick his ass out of the game, their is no place for that ****, teach him a lesson
there is a place for that.
AND IT'S RIGHT ON YA BOY'S FACE!
Getting bullied by a big 12 team.
embarrassing
LOL he teabagged him. 15 yards dumbass.
UH OH!
Starks is a *****. Typical bundle of sticks attitude
So we had a punk ass BDF team, a team that literally has about 2 guys that would start for us, teabag our best WR in the endzone.
Please tell me we respond.
I just honestly can't believe Reynolds just took it.
I can't think of anything worse than someone trying to tbag me. I want to play and punk those *****es right now.
When did K State get so dirty? Them dudes is thugs.
:ksu:
I use to think highly of LHC Bill Snyder but now after seeing how his players play, not so much.
Starting to feel like 2009 at KSU
Man I forgot about that game. So we've beat them 4 in a row: '08 (LOGAN DOLD!), '09, '11 and now '16. What a world.
I have seen them quit
I have seen them get drilled
I have seen total clusters
Never thought I would see an AM player get TBagged and take it.
No pride, no desire, ****ing soft
QUARTER 3
We are a weak ass SEC defense getting lit up by a weak ass Big 12 offense
Anyone else get sick of the Garrett dick sucking by the announcers when he hasn't done sh/t?
We could have run for 400 yards on these scrubs tonight.
Let's see...400 divided by 5.1 YPC..it would've taken A&M 78 plays to run for 400 yards. They only ran 76 plays all night. Data says they COULD NOT have run for 400.
GARRET LOSES A CONTACT
Now k-state has sunk to eye gouging.
****in dirty players
Seriously a thumb to the eye? That's Bush league.
If it's good enough for Rowdy Roddy Piper it's good enough for me.
f*** kstate and their dirty crap players
We're still gonna win this on talent.
:Ugh:
KSU is dirty
Yep, they're really chippy and talkative.
That's what "swagger" is.
QUARTER 4
WIDE OPEN AGAIN - we can't cover for a MILLION DOLLARS!
In the case of LHC Bill Snyder, he's dominating at checkers while Sumlin is failing at chess.
Hm. Astute point. Never heard that before.
We are not in the Big 12 because they are so dumb and stupid and bad.... Yet, we are struggling against a Big 12 team.
LOL Ags are delusional we didn't win in the Big 12 either.
TRUE!
We don't have **** to say about the big 12 anymore.
They really meltdown and call for sumlin's head and so forth for a while. UNTIL...
TOUCHDOWN AGGIES
Maybe????? Maybe we'lol pull a win out???
Cue Josh Reynolds for the winning TD...
This is when we need a leader JFF bowl game style
Unfortunately you have an unconfident loser running the show.
Option on third down that didn't work
well that option sure didn't work
Stuffed by the Big 12 defense... Sumlin ball
This next play is the ballgame men... no first down = game over
Cue an inaccurate Knight throw on 4th down
We are about to win this game.
A&M LOSES
POSTGAME
There is no other coach in the country who could have lost this game for A&M. KSU's avg. recruiting rank over the last five years #63. A&M #12. No excuses. A&M's #3's should beat this ****ty team.
That does it. Glad we embarrassed a BDF team.
We just got dick slapped by the FKN BDF
****ing Kansas ****ing state just beat us
K-State fans chanting "We own Texas." Please make it stop.
Put the season in the books, we get beat by a big 12 team, and we're back to 8-5. We're officially forked.
SEC! SEC! SEC!
Would A&M have finished higher than 5th in B12?
Ertz is a SMART and WELL COACHED quarterback
The ****show is finally over. **** the BDF
We lost worse than the sips did
Congrats K state. We should never have accepted a bowl bid, even the scum bowl this was.
We don't have **** to say about the big xii
Lmao. We ARE a bdf team.
greg sankey should send us back. Embarassing.
Thanks but no thanks. Go to hell.
Enjoy the off season fellas
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What's, "BDF?"
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lol
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I am eternally grateful to Dlew for that.
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If coaches switched sides before the game...
I think Snyder would have led the Ags tonight to an easy victory.
I used to think Sumlin was a mediocre coach. I now realize he is an awful coach.
Snyder wouldn't have coached the game. He would have had a heart attack with the talent he had and died before the game started. Maybe 1 or 2 guys at most on KSU offense that would start for ATM.
Gotta love the old talent argument.
I mean what the hell is wrong with their eyes? Did they miss Willis beating the hell out of their o line and our offensive skill players continually running past their crap defense. You can make the opposite argument, that wide receiver #11 is the only A&M player that looked like he could play for us but even at that position Pringle had the game's best play.
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What's, "BDF?"
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Big Dumpster Fire :dunno:
We lost worse than the sips did
What's a sip?
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the whole we own texas thing never really stops being funny to me. I'm glad our fans that went to the game were able to break it out.
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that was great. thanks dlew.
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f*** kstate and their dirty crap players is my favorite one
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That meme is absolutely delightful
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science. It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.
We double teamed him. All of the time.
That's all I was saying. If you double team him all the time, he isn't going to amount much.
Well that same thing can be said about 85-90% of NFL DE's.
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Yea, if the Garret thing proved anything, it was that A&M had no one else on their D-line worth a crap. They knew we were either double teaming Garret or running to the right side and they still could not stop us.
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the whole we own texas thing never really stops being funny to me. I'm glad our fans that went to the game were able to break it out.
Agreed, we just keep beating Texas teams, the fun doesn't ever end.
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Thanks for the gems, Dlew. One of my favs:
Option on third down that didn't work
well that option sure didn't work
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thank you, dlew. :lynchmob:
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I enjoyed that very very much, thanks DLEW12!
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What's, "BDF?"
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Big Dumpster Fire :dunno:
We lost worse than the sips did
What's a sip?
Pretty sure that is a slam on UT(one of our multiple bitches in Texas). Tea sippers I believe.
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Garrett got his ass beat by a redshirt freshman....
Let that sink in for a minute. One tackle for the whole game.
Was non existent.
Still, his agent had to love the ESPN face time he received.
I agree with you, but Kansas State just showed all the NFL teams how to neutralize him.
LOL, you're serious aren't you?
Tell me why not?
Scheming against a good pass rusher isn't rocket science. It's a numbers game and whatever combination of blockers you want to use.
We double teamed him. All of the time.
That's all I was saying. If you double team him all the time, he isn't going to amount much.
Well that same thing can be said about 85-90% of NFL DE's.
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Yea, if the Garret thing proved anything, it was that A&M had no one else on their D-line worth a crap. They knew we were either double teaming Garret or running to the right side and they still could not stop us.
the fat guy that got hurt was doing work prior to injury, henderson or some crap like that
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My favorite part was when that one guy came to the realization that they are the same A&M from the Big 12 and they haven't magically become superior because of conference affiliation.
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They didn't take the L as bad as they could have. Seemd like they're already pretty beaten down and anti-Sumlin.
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What's, "BDF?"
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Big Dumpster Fire :dunno:
We lost worse than the sips did
What's a sip?
Pretty sure that is a slam on UT(one of our multiple bitches in Texas). Tea sippers I believe.
I love their old timey fragile sense of masculinity
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Geez, I didn't think playing aTm hurt the image of our program, but after reading this thread I'm not so sure...
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Texas played us on the road and still played us closer. A&M would've won 3 games at most in our conference
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What's, "BDF?"
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Big Dumpster Fire :dunno:
We lost worse than the sips did
What's a sip?
Pretty sure that is a slam on UT(one of our multiple bitches in Texas). Tea sippers I believe.
I love their old timey fragile sense of masculinity
Right down to their all male cheer I mean yell leaders.
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My favorite part was when that one guy came to the realization that they are the same A&M from the Big 12 and they haven't magically become superior because of conference affiliation.
That guy has probably already been shunned/excommunicated from their cult.
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BDF should even be a P5 conference ...
Amiright
What an abortion of a conference!!
So glad we're on to bigger and better things in the SEC!!
S-E-C... S-E-C.... S-E-C!!!!!
What a joke
You are exactly right, Aggie. We are right where we need to be. The BDF is in the rear view mirror. The Ags will continue to be middle of the road in the SEC, but will be viewed tops in the state. It is so much better now. I would not want a title playing in the BDF...no way! I am content with 8-5 every year and be able to claim SEC! We are in the home of champions. It is all about the collective (SEC) now. We have to find a way to hang a banner in Kyle when Bama wins this year. Chants of SEC SEC SEC will be heard all around the country again!
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They are going to be on suicide watch when Herman gets it going at Texas.
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What are the chances there's a gem thread involving the Longhorns board about the game last night?
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What are the chances there's a gem thread involving the Longhorns board about the game last night?
They don't really obsess over little bro.
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I had no idea they were so obsessed with the Big 12. Kinda funny!
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I had no idea they were so obsessed with the Big 12. Kinda funny!
Its almost as bad as Nebraska fans.
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What are the chances there's a gem thread involving the Longhorns board about the game last night?
They don't really obsess over little bro.
I'm just shocked you came back to this thread.
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If coaches switched sides before the game...
I think Snyder would have led the Ags tonight to an easy victory.
I used to think Sumlin was a mediocre coach. I now realize he is an awful coach.
Snyder wouldn't have coached the game. He would have had a heart attack with the talent he had and died before the game started. Maybe 1 or 2 guys at most on KSU offense that would start for ATM.
Gotta love the old talent argument.
I mean what the hell is wrong with their eyes? Did they miss Willis beating the hell out of their o line and our offensive skill players continually running past their crap defense. You can make the opposite argument, that wide receiver #11 is the only A&M player that looked like he could play for us but even at that position Pringle had the game's best play.
I wish ESPN didn't remove all of their game preview articles after a game is played. There was a "predict-o" page spun up on ESPN where they predicted TAMU winning, but one interesting thing about it, was that it had an "Impact Player" section, where they lined up the top 3 ESPN rankings for players on offense and 3 on defense for both teams. Lined up, they even rated our top 6 over their top 6. They had another chart with our effective off/def. being ranked higher than thiers. Then, at the bottom "And that all comes out to a 63% chance of a TAMU victory, cause, science."
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They don't really obsess over little bro.
this is inaccurate
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I enjoy how they keep saying they're the top school in Texas, even other SEC dorks say it.
A&M is just the crown jewel of the SEC cult, where if you say total bullshit enough times everyone believes it.
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They don't really obsess over little bro.
this is inaccurate
Yep. They have a 51 page thread about our game.
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BDF! BDF! BDF! :lol:
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We are not in the Big 12 because they are so dumb and stupid and bad.... Yet, we are struggling against a Big 12 team.
lol.
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Geez, I didn't think playing aTm hurt the image of our program, but after reading this thread I'm not so sure...
These are your people bud
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I enjoy how they keep saying they're the top school in Texas, even other SEC dorks say it.
A&M is just the crown jewel of the SEC cult, where if you say total bullshit enough times everyone believes it.
You mean like their wall of championships that's at least 33% made up?
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I enjoy how they keep saying they're the top school in Texas, even other SEC dorks say it.
A&M is just the crown jewel of the SEC cult, where if you say total bullshit enough times everyone believes it.
You mean like their wall of championships that's at least 33% made up?
Yep to go along with an endless trail of other totally made up bullshit in their ridiculous attempt to compensate for not being UT.
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A few lines from Shaggy Texas:
I thought it was impossible for a "bdf" team to score against a vaunted SEC defense, much less one coordinated by the Chief!
Stumblin about to start drinking heavy
Sumlin's teams have the same discipline as a Briles coached team. Sumlin has a benefit for players in that sheep and goats don't have title IX systems or police reports.
It's good to see that LHC Bill Snyder is not wearing a 1993 Copper Bowl Jacket.
Farmers only dating site commercial.Know your target audience.
Haha Bush league aggies hanging out in the kstate huddle. And a nice bitch flop.
Snyder to Sumlin. "How dees nuts taste?"
It warms the $#@!les of my heart to see the Aggies losing in the Big12 again....if only for one game.
So, aggy loses bowl game eliminated by big 12 team
Aggy loses in march madness....eliminated by big 12 team and
Aggy past 2 years eliminated in baseball by, you guessed it, big 12 teams.
Apparently, aggy not big 12 good. Keep sumlin another 5 years!
SEC Rant needs to cool it. aggy is giving them exactly what the SEC wanted: tv markets, fertile recruiting grounds, more games in Texas and automatic wins for their top tier programs. aggy to the SEC has been a boon to both sides. aggy got what they wanted, a place to belong. Sure they don't win that much nor are a threat outside of JFFB one year but they don't care about that. But they get easy buy wins following the SEC model. They artificially get more wins than they ever did in the Big 12 with this model. They don't go the scary Texas scheduling method. Why would they when they have no chance to get a majority of their wins in conference? It's better to be mediocre in the greatest conference ever than to be mediocre in the slums of the Big 12.
[quoteQuote Originally Posted by Parliament View Post
This thread is like a Christmas gift from Jesus. Carry on, Gentlemen, carry on.
Let's not drag the Good Lord through the hogslop.
Given the traditional December blackout on the Wizard's magical powers, this was just your average run-of-the-mill Festivus Miracle.
Thank you, oh aged one, for getting your program to stand tall in a bowl against the farmers. How sweet the wine.][/quote]
From SECrant. Dude gets it.
It's who they are: perennially mediocre but with fans dumb enough that they can't realize it. They confuse being constantly mocked to being relevant.
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Thanks Dlew and DD. I enjoyed that.
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not sure if real.
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Phog:
This was another typical K-st year, TXam was the first team with a wining record K-st beat. TXam was a mediocre middle of the pack team tied for 5-8 th place in the SEC and going down the drain as they lost their last 4 SEC games. They may fire there coach who could only get a Big 12 reject QB.
Just another lower tier bowl game between two unranked teams. Great win!
Not to kick the old guy down but that was his 2nd bowl victory since 2002...
1 more bowl win and he'll match KUs bowl win total over the last 14 years.
the Big 12 is an awful football conference and getting worse. Left out the playoffs Again! 4th place in the big 12 is not that great of an achievement especially when you don't have to beat a team with a wining record to do it.
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Phog:
This was another typical K-st year, TXam was the first team with a wining record K-st beat. TXam was a mediocre middle of the pack team tied for 5-8 th place in the SEC and going down the drain as they lost their last 4 SEC games. They may fire there coach who could only get a Big 12 reject QB.
Just another lower tier bowl game between two unranked teams. Great win!
Not to kick the old guy down but that was his 2nd bowl victory since 2002...
1 more bowl win and he'll match KUs bowl win total over the last 14 years.
the Big 12 is an awful football conference and getting worse. Left out the playoffs Again! 4th place in the big 12 is not that great of an achievement especially when you don't have to beat a team with a wining record to do it.
haha, that's great
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not sure if real.
Most likely real. It takes a good combination of balls and delusion to claim a conference championship in a year when you didn't even make it to the confy champy game. Or just plain delusion.
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I enjoy how they keep saying they're the top school in Texas, even other SEC dorks say it.
A&M is just the crown jewel of the SEC cult, where if you say total bullshit enough times everyone believes it.
You mean like their wall of championships that's at least 33% made up?
Yep to go along with an endless trail of other totally made up bullshit in their ridiculous attempt to compensate for not being UT.
I'll never be able to comprehend that their fight song is just hating on UT. It might be the most obsessive thing any school has ever done
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Has anyone let Baylor know that despite what they may have thought, they did not have a winning record this season?
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I enjoy the crap out of the phog's selective stats. Too much, probably.
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That's a Facebook gem right there, but the group is probably run by phoggers anyways.
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Thank you for paying attention to pur Texas bowl win?
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From the Raider Power board:
The guy is just incredible!!! Wish KK could get a mentorship going with him.
Now I know Bill is all about mentoring youth, but I'm not sure he personally wants to mentor a rival school's coach.
^^^^ This. I was telling the wife and kids last night if I was KK, after national signing day, I would spend every waking moment in Manhattan, learning at the feet of the master, and I feel certain that Snyder would make time and impart his wisdom upon young Kliff. We all talk about Saban and Meyer but I think without a doubt Snyder is the best college football coach in this generation. If folks will just admit it, it is more difficult to do what Snyder has done at KSU than what they have done at their respective schools.
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He can spot raw talent, coach it up along with transferring those skills to his other coaches. It's incredible what this man does with 2-star recruits and a bunch of JUCO's. Has he ever finished with a top 25 recruiting class?
Well pencil in KSU as a lose for us next year.
Techfreak wrote:
Well pencil in KSU as a lose for us next year.
You got some lotto numbers for us too, Nostradamus?
His 16 goals for success.
http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/106728/bill-snyders-16-goals-for-success-could-be-key-for-kansas-state
Do we have anything like this? If not, this needs to be a priority.
Brilliant! Let's come up with 17 goals!!!
We used to have a coach who owned LHC Bill Snyder. Administrators decided we could do better....
Stupid F@ggies! LOLOLOLOLOL
They play a bowl game in Houston this year and lose, yet when they had the chance to play Tech in Houston last year they said it was too close to College Station. Pi$$ off agholes, you are no better in the SEC than in the Big 12, you are an embarrassment and perennial underachievers.
I think I may need to get to an emergency room before I die laughing.
aggy tears are so delicious
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More phog gems:
I'm married to an aTm grad and saw most of their games. They were very average in a very average conference
I have often found KSU fans to be gracious losers but a-holes when they win. I had no problems leaving the stadium in 2007 and took a lot of abuse in 2009. One of my good friends and co-workers is a KSU diehard, and he agrees. It's a weird combination, the opposite of what i would expect from most fanbases on both accounts.
Congratulations for winning a meaningless bowl game. The college football version of playing in the NIT.
Vacation in Houston? LOL.
Sure enough, just as I predicted in another thread, every tater I am friends with on Facebook is posting about being "5-0 against Texas". T-shirts incoming. If you count made up championships, ksu football is an absolute powerhouse!! When is the parade tater lurkers?
You gotta hand it to them. Sitting on the edge of their seats in Novembers, waiting for the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th Big 12 team to be taken in a bowl to see where the VACATION is this year. Pack Kayden, Maddysen and Snyder up in the dually and drive down to the Houston or Memphis outskirts to stay in the hotel they Hotwired on the Internet. Twice a decade they win the damn game, but an Advocare Bowl shirt and a top 30 or so finish just ain't good enough. We gotta be the champs of something so we're the CHAMPS of, uh, TEXAS!!!
That shirt will make the chest puff more profound in front of Gay You fans who just got back from Hawaii and NYC to watch their basketball team in November.
What are you smoking?
The average KUBB only fan who actually follows CFB are fans of schools like OU/Nebraska/Alabama etc, schools that are more on the level of KU basketball great,, not kstate football - Where you have a program that should suck donkey balls in football but overachieves and is better then they should be every year but never good enough to threaten the big boy programs for a MNC!!
And there's not a KU grad alive that's gonna give two chits about Kstate football let alone become a fan of watching a program that KU should be better then!! (If not for Snyder miracle)
Easy partner ... when two unranked and downtrodden teams square off in a bowl game that nobody will watch, anything can happen!
Seriously, congrats to the Cats.
But there is a 4.5% chance of a 77 year old man dying in that year.
Just saying.
LHC Bill Snyder is a tremendous coach who has done an amazing job at KSU. No one can dispute that.
That he is an amazing person/leader is very, very questionable. I know three former players who say he is the worst person to play for, his "send notes to star opponents after we beat them" is disengenous, the whole "FAMILY" spiel is just 180 degrees off base, and he is supremely temperamental because of his ego.
Good luck to them as they move forward; they will certainly be a talented team next year. But independent of football accomplishments, please do not state that LHC Bill Snyder is a great person.
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More phog gems:
I'm married to an aTm grad and saw most of their games. They were very average in a very average conference
I have often found KSU fans to be gracious losers but a-holes when they win. I had no problems leaving the stadium in 2007 and took a lot of abuse in 2009. One of my good friends and co-workers is a KSU diehard, and he agrees. It's a weird combination, the opposite of what i would expect from most fanbases on both accounts.
Congratulations for winning a meaningless bowl game. The college football version of playing in the NIT.
Vacation in Houston? LOL.
Sure enough, just as I predicted in another thread, every tater I am friends with on Facebook is posting about being "5-0 against Texas". T-shirts incoming. If you count made up championships, ksu football is an absolute powerhouse!! When is the parade tater lurkers?
You gotta hand it to them. Sitting on the edge of their seats in Novembers, waiting for the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th Big 12 team to be taken in a bowl to see where the VACATION is this year. Pack Kayden, Maddysen and Snyder up in the dually and drive down to the Houston or Memphis outskirts to stay in the hotel they Hotwired on the Internet. Twice a decade they win the damn game, but an Advocare Bowl shirt and a top 30 or so finish just ain't good enough. We gotta be the champs of something so we're the CHAMPS of, uh, TEXAS!!!
That shirt will make the chest puff more profound in front of Gay You fans who just got back from Hawaii and NYC to watch their basketball team in November.
What are you smoking?
The average KUBB only fan who actually follows CFB are fans of schools like OU/Nebraska/Alabama etc, schools that are more on the level of KU basketball great,, not kstate football - Where you have a program that should suck donkey balls in football but overachieves and is better then they should be every year but never good enough to threaten the big boy programs for a MNC!!
And there's not a KU grad alive that's gonna give two chits about Kstate football let alone become a fan of watching a program that KU should be better then!! (If not for Snyder miracle)
Easy partner ... when two unranked and downtrodden teams square off in a bowl game that nobody will watch, anything can happen!
Seriously, congrats to the Cats.
But there is a 4.5% chance of a 77 year old man dying in that year.
Just saying.
LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is a tremendous coach who has done an amazing job at KSU. No one can dispute that.
That he is an amazing person/leader is very, very questionable. I know three former players who say he is the worst person to play for, his "send notes to star opponents after we beat them" is disengenous, the whole "FAMILY" spiel is just 180 degrees off base, and he is supremely temperamental because of his ego.
Good luck to them as they move forward; they will certainly be a talented team next year. But independent of football accomplishments, please do not state that LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder is a great person.
Lol sounds like those 3 players who were butt-hurt losers.
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that dually/Hotwire one hurts :frown:
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any idea what KU Karl had to say about the game dax?
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I've never seen a fanbase so proud of their bandwagoning.
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any idea what KU Karl had to say about the game dax?
Karl was pretty pissed. Not only did he draw the short end on vacation time and had to go into the office, a couple of those damn sales people tried to slam in a couple of more deals before the end of the year. Since Karl isn't eligible for any performance bonuses he'd be damned before he spent one extra minute processing those deals for them during Holiday week . . . until he got the email from the Sr. Exec-VP of Sales (McCombs School of Business-University of Texas '05, Finance. Marshall School of Business - USC, MBA '07) who was skiing in Aspen. Karl grudgingly processed the deals and didn't get out of the office until 5:45. (There is going to be a mutual validation and affirmation bitch session once the Holidays are over among the cubiclenista's about this "bullshit").
Karla was pretty set on it still being Johnny's night despite missing happy hour, and besides, the waiters know exactly what they want (App - Skins and then Medium Zeus Pizza) and she just gets the biggest kick out of that.
They didn't get to Johnny's (9 area locations including Corinth Square, Prairie Village) until around seven, happy hour was over, and that, dare I say, didn't help Karl's mood one bit. Happy hour prices are firmly entrenched in the entertainment budget, but Karl made an exception to appease Karla (besides, Karla had noted on the way to Johnny's, and was a little upset to see that the McNeil's and the Thompson's had already taken down their Christmas lights and decorations!! Well, “Bah Humbug!" she said out loud, resonating through the empty rear cabin of the 2005 Honda Odyssey with new timing belt and air freshener - Glade Linen).
After they polished off the skins (they forgot the sour cream again) and just as the pizza arrived, Karl noted that there was another one of those "damn" bowl games on TV. Then ESPN cut into that, "god damn K-State" (Karl never cusses out loud in front of Karla) warming up for something called the Texas Bowl. A couple of K-State people (dressed in elite K-State Nike gear and drinking top shelf liquor) were sitting at the corner of the bar, "they gotta lotta nerve coming in here", Karl said to himself. He promptly prodded Karla to finish up here White Zin (Sutter Home- Single Serve bottle) and ask for a to go box, they were heading home. Karla asked what the big rush was, and Karl, looking perturbed, firmly said, "We're going home Karla". Well, Karla knew not to question Karl when he got "that look", so she asked the waiter for a box and polished off the last sips of her wine. They exited quietly and briskly, and drove silently home. Karla noted that the Benowitz had already taken their Menorah out of the bay window and wondered why the Stevens hadn't invited them over for New Year’s Eve, yet.
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Lol god damn
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any idea what KU Karl had to say about the game dax?
Karl was pretty pissed. Not only did he draw the short end on vacation time and had to go into the office, a couple of those damn sales people tried to slam in a couple of more deals before the end of the year. Since Karl isn't eligible for any performance bonuses he'd be damned before he spent one extra minute processing those deals for them during Holiday week . . . until he got the email from the Sr. Exec-VP of Sales (McCombs School of Business-University of Texas '05, Finance. Marshall School of Business - USC, MBA '07) who was skiing in Aspen. Karl grudgingly processed the deals and didn't get out of the office until 5:45. (There is going to be a mutual validation and affirmation bitch session once the Holidays are over among the cubiclenista's about this "bullshit").
Karla was pretty set on it still being Johnny's night despite missing happy hour, and besides, the waiters know exactly what they want (App - Skins and then Medium Zeus Pizza) and she just gets the biggest kick out of that.
They didn't get to Johnny's (9 area locations including Corinth Square, Prairie Village) until around seven, happy hour was over, and that, dare I say, didn't help Karl's mood one bit. Happy hour prices are firmly entrenched in the entertainment budget, but Karl made an exception to appease Karla (besides, Karla had noted on the way to Johnny's, and was a little upset to see that the McNeil's and the Thompson's had already taken down their Christmas lights and decorations!! Well, “Bah Humbug!" she said out loud, resonating through the empty rear cabin of the 2005 Honda Odyssey with new timing belt and air freshener - Glade Linen).
After they polished off the skins (they forgot the sour cream again) and just as the pizza arrived, Karl noted that there was another one of those "damn" bowl games on TV. Then ESPN cut into that, "god damn K-State" (Karl never cusses out loud in front of Karla) warming up for something called the Texas Bowl. A couple of K-State people (dressed in elite K-State Nike gear and drinking top shelf liquor) were sitting at the corner of the bar, "they gotta lotta nerve coming in here", Karl said to himself. He promptly prodded Karla to finish up here White Zin (Sutter Home- Single Serve bottle) and ask for a to go box, they were heading home. Karla asked what the big rush was, and Karl, looking perturbed, firmly said, "We're going home Karla". Well, Karla knew not to question Karl when he got "that look", so she asked the waiter for a box and polished off the last sips of her wine. They exited quietly and briskly, and drove silently home. Karla noted that the Benowitz had already taken their Menorah out of the bay window and wondered why the Stevens hadn't invited them over for New Year’s Eve, yet.
Holy crap! :lol:
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I enjoyed that immensely.
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KU Dax posts are the best part of the blog anymore. My goodness.
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that dually/Hotwire one hurts :frown:
Yeah, that one was pretty good
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Some of you people gave the squawk cartoon guy money for his book while dax has to put up chapter after chapter here for free.
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dax that was perfect lol
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that was better than any of ben ji's Adventures in Bears with steve dave series
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that was better than any of ben ji's Adventures in Bears with steve dave series
Disagree.
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that was better than any of ben ji's Adventures in Bears with steve dave series
Disagree.
I never got around to finishing it :(.
The climax was going to be SD getting to the border only to see Osborne and his blackshirts just outside Kanorado blocking their path. Fist fly and SD takes on Lawrence Phillips Mano A Mano to escape to bears...when Lawrence Phillips died I got writers block.
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At Oakland Airport yesterday waiting for flight to kc, guy next to me
Him: I see you have k-state on (nike ksu sweats)
Me: yeah
Him: I was glad you guys won last night, atm was talking a lot of (hushed voice) crap
Me: yeah
Him: we're jayhawks from lawrence but wanted you to win because atm was talking so much (hushed voice) crap
Me: oh OK thanks
Him: did you watch the game?
Me: yes
Him: well atm was really talking a lot of (unhushed :surprised: ) crap
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amazing as always dax
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At Oakland Airport yesterday waiting for flight to kc, guy next to me
Him: I see you have k-state on (nike ksu sweats)
Me: yeah
Him: I was glad you guys won last night, atm was talking a lot of (hushed voice) crap
Me: yeah
Him: we're jayhawks from lawrence but wanted you to win because atm was talking so much (hushed voice) crap
Me: oh OK thanks
Him: did you watch the game?
Me: yes
Him: well atm was really talking a lot of (unhushed :surprised: ) crap
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Well, lots of other fan bases get crap from the 12 fans of the .164 winning % (over the last 7 seasons) University of Kansas Football Jayhawks.
So, don't feel bad guys, they're just giving us the ol' what for from their place high a top the college football hierarchy.
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that was better than any of ben ji's Adventures in Bears with steve dave series
Disagree.
I never got around to finishing it :(.
The climax was going to be SD getting to the border only to see Osborne and his blackshirts just outside Kanorado blocking their path. Fist fly and SD takes on Lawrence Phillips Mano A Mano to escape to bears...when Lawrence Phillips died I got writers block.
Have you already used the Peters Bros as characters? They are better henchman anyways
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any idea what KU Karl had to say about the game dax?
Karl was pretty pissed. Not only did he draw the short end on vacation time and had to go into the office, a couple of those damn sales people tried to slam in a couple of more deals before the end of the year. Since Karl isn't eligible for any performance bonuses he'd be damned before he spent one extra minute processing those deals for them during Holiday week . . . until he got the email from the Sr. Exec-VP of Sales (McCombs School of Business-University of Texas '05, Finance. Marshall School of Business - USC, MBA '07) who was skiing in Aspen. Karl grudgingly processed the deals and didn't get out of the office until 5:45. (There is going to be a mutual validation and affirmation bitch session once the Holidays are over among the cubiclenista's about this "bullshit").
Karla was pretty set on it still being Johnny's night despite missing happy hour, and besides, the waiters know exactly what they want (App - Skins and then Medium Zeus Pizza) and she just gets the biggest kick out of that.
They didn't get to Johnny's (9 area locations including Corinth Square, Prairie Village) until around seven, happy hour was over, and that, dare I say, didn't help Karl's mood one bit. Happy hour prices are firmly entrenched in the entertainment budget, but Karl made an exception to appease Karla (besides, Karla had noted on the way to Johnny's, and was a little upset to see that the McNeil's and the Thompson's had already taken down their Christmas lights and decorations!! Well, “Bah Humbug!" she said out loud, resonating through the empty rear cabin of the 2005 Honda Odyssey with new timing belt and air freshener - Glade Linen).
After they polished off the skins (they forgot the sour cream again) and just as the pizza arrived, Karl noted that there was another one of those "damn" bowl games on TV. Then ESPN cut into that, "god damn K-State" (Karl never cusses out loud in front of Karla) warming up for something called the Texas Bowl. A couple of K-State people (dressed in elite K-State Nike gear and drinking top shelf liquor) were sitting at the corner of the bar, "they gotta lotta nerve coming in here", Karl said to himself. He promptly prodded Karla to finish up here White Zin (Sutter Home- Single Serve bottle) and ask for a to go box, they were heading home. Karla asked what the big rush was, and Karl, looking perturbed, firmly said, "We're going home Karla". Well, Karla knew not to question Karl when he got "that look", so she asked the waiter for a box and polished off the last sips of her wine. They exited quietly and briskly, and drove silently home. Karla noted that the Benowitz had already taken their Menorah out of the bay window and wondered why the Stevens hadn't invited them over for New Year’s Eve, yet.
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That was awesome Dax!
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LOL
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I sense a little restlessness with Karla. Like maybe an ulterior motive for wanting to see the Johnny's waiters.
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I sense a little restlessness with Karla. Like maybe an ulterior motive for wanting to see the Johnny's waiters.
Karl and Karla used to love taking cruises (Bottom of the barrel carnival cruise out of Houston) until back in '12 when Karla got a little handsy with the bartender.
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Well, let's just say Karl doesn't quite have that cute tush from the days when they first met at JCCC anymore.
Plus Karl doesn't have to know everything about the 8 month stint at fashion design school in Chicago and the rich daddy's girl roommate with the no limit credit card and "friendship" with every bouncer and bartender on the Gold Coast and points nearby.
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Our shirts should just say "Our expectations are higher than than mediocrity and good penmanship"
Imagine starting unranked in basketball, finished unranked and not winning league or anything big and being happy about it??? Insanity.
It's hilarious when you bring up something about Ksuck not winning a national title, or making it to a title game, or not winning a bcs game, or Snyder's 4-32 record against the top 10 or his terrible bowl record, or the fact that he was only won league twice in 25 years...and the response is something to the effect of "KU sucks"...without admitting any of the stated facts.
Why is Snyder so terrible in all of those areas??? It isn't because of low expectations???
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Though it wasn't mentioned, I'm assuming the waiter didn't get a healthy tip from Karl. He doesn't strike me as a generous tipper to start with and the confluence of bad events on Wednesday probably just made it worse.
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What they'll never get is that the Big 12 was, is, and will always be a football first conference. It doesn't matter if football is considered "down" or not, it's still a football conference. OU, for example can put a Final Four capable team lead by an All-American out on the court, and for the most part, the OU fanbase couldn't give a crap. OU could put a team capable of going only 8-4 at best on the football field, and they'll be 85,000 strong in Gaylord Family Stadium. Iowa State, despite not going to a bowl game in years actually EXPANDED and fills their football stadium. Texas hasn't been that great for multiple years, they put 97K a game in the stands this last year.
Gallagher Iba is empty, United Supermarket Arena is empty, Schmollmaier Arena is empty, Ferrell Center is empty (and they're good), the Erwin Center is empty (even when they're good), Lloyd Noble Center is empty (even when they're good). The pundits can run around all day and talk about what a great conference the Big 12 is in basketball, and more then half the fanbases are pretty much :blank: about it. I'm sure the KU Karl's will point out that Bramlage is empty, yet it'll likely be 85% plus full tonight and for most if not all conference games. They hang their hat on the fact that they can fill a 15,000 seat basketball Fieldhouse because they're good, and forget that the clipped wing alumni base numbers 100K plus strong in the 8 county area around Lawrence, not to mention all the JCCC drop outs and people who never set foot in a college classroom making up KU T-Shirt nation.
The 17 KU football fans are just mad and pissed off that they absolutely suck ass, and only had four or five decent seasons in the last fifty years. So they try and drag everybody else down, because nobody around KU gives a crap about football (or really any other sport besides men's basketball. Collectively their fanbase is apathetic and pathetic in regards to all other sports).
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Though it wasn't mentioned, I'm assuming the waiter didn't get a healthy tip from Karl. He doesn't strike me as a generous tipper to start with and the confluence of bad events on Wednesday probably just made it worse.
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Let's just say Karl stays on the lower percentile side of the wallet tip calculator, and leave it at that.
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Though it wasn't mentioned, I'm assuming the waiter didn't get a healthy tip from Karl. He doesn't strike me as a generous tipper to start with and the confluence of bad events on Wednesday probably just made it worse.
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Let's just say Karl stays on the lower percentile side of the wallet tip calculator, and leave it at that.
The waiters are just doing their jobs. Karl doesn't get a tip for doing the job he's hired to do, they should feel lucky he tips them at all.
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Though it wasn't mentioned, I'm assuming the waiter didn't get a healthy tip from Karl. He doesn't strike me as a generous tipper to start with and the confluence of bad events on Wednesday probably just made it worse.
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Let's just say Karl stays on the lower percentile side of the wallet tip calculator, and leave it at that.
And he figures the tip on the pre-tax amount. Why should he tip on the tax?
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Though it wasn't mentioned, I'm assuming the waiter didn't get a healthy tip from Karl. He doesn't strike me as a generous tipper to start with and the confluence of bad events on Wednesday probably just made it worse.
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Let's just say Karl stays on the lower percentile side of the wallet tip calculator, and leave it at that.
The waiters are just doing their jobs. Karl doesn't get a tip for doing the job he's hired to do, they should feel lucky he tips them at all.
Then there was that one time Karl "splurged" on a Town Car for their anniversary and then did the whole, "I thought the tip was in the total price" spiel. Karla was a little embarrassed.
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Dax, you should consider writing a novel about KU Karl. Maybe a prequel. Would love some backstory and context on his hatred of KSUck. Who knows whats what darkness lies beneath those Hy Vee hawk BBall shirts.
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Karl gets super pissed about our bowl success.
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Dax, what are KU Karl's thoughts on nu big 12 logo?
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In order to keep dax's product fresh and authentic I will ask the posters to not force it. There are only so many Olathe/Chevy Traverse stories available
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Really it seems like dax is just describing his own life :frown:
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In order to keep dax's product fresh and authentic I will ask the posters to not force it. There are only so many Olathe/Chevy Traverse stories available
OK fine but I really wanted to ask dax what Karl and Karla got each other for Christmas this year
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kukarl.com is available and is waiting for his life story
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In order to keep dax's product fresh and authentic I will ask the posters to not force it. There are only so many Olathe/Chevy Traverse stories available
OK fine but I really wanted to ask dax what Karl and Karla got each other for Christmas this year
Stacks of ku gear from Target. Karl got a bottle of Knob Creek that he bragged about all week.
Next question
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In order to keep dax's product fresh and authentic I will ask the posters to not force it. There are only so many Olathe/Chevy Traverse stories available
OK fine but I really wanted to ask dax what Karl and Karla got each other for Christmas this year
Stacks of ku gear from Target. Karl got a bottle of Knob Creek that he bragged about all week.
Next question
Makers Mark, someday he'll be able to afford Makers 46
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Dax is the greatest this board has ever seen, and deep down everybody knows it.
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Dax is the greatest this board has ever seen, and deep down everybody knows it.
Dax is ku hater and created an art form of it. He has no worthy adversary
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Dax is the greatest this board has ever seen, and deep down everybody knows it.
Dax is ku hater and created an art form of it. He has no worthy adversary
This is not true, I do not hate KU.
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In order to keep dax's product fresh and authentic I will ask the posters to not force it. There are only so many Olathe/Chevy Traverse stories available
OK fine but I really wanted to ask dax what Karl and Karla got each other for Christmas this year
Stacks of ku gear from Target. Karl got a bottle of Knob Creek that he bragged about all week.
Next question
Makers Mark, someday he'll be able to afford Makers 46
Maybe your Karl. Mine got a Knob C with the 2 tumbler gift pack. He was talking about the basketball games he would break it open for, culminating in the Big 12 tourney that he will take off work to watch in hi\s garage.