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Title: No chimney. How do I tell kids how Santa will get in.
Post by: renocat on December 24, 2016, 03:50:02 PM

They aren't buying ringing the doorbell.

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Post by: Ghost of Waylon Jennings on December 24, 2016, 03:52:12 PM

Santa has a 'magic' key to get into houses without a chimney.

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Post by: star seed 7 on December 24, 2016, 03:57:31 PM

Tell them the truth instead of lying

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Post by: SdK on December 24, 2016, 07:47:03 PM

Tell them to stay up all night and see for themselves.

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Post by: The Big Train on December 25, 2016, 12:25:06 AM

Teach them science, they will thank you later in life.

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Post by: puniraptor on December 25, 2016, 02:06:55 AM

Bore a large hole in the wall

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Post by: steve dave on December 25, 2016, 02:18:24 AM

Magic

Title: No chimney. How do I tell kids how Santa will get in.
Post by: steve dave on December 25, 2016, 02:19:26 AM

The force if they ask what kind of magic

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Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 25, 2016, 08:56:46 AM

Who doesn't have at least 2 chimneys my god

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Post by: Tobias on December 25, 2016, 08:59:34 AM

kids that go to public school i think

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Post by: 8manpick on December 25, 2016, 09:00:06 AM

This was solved in the classic movie "The Santa Clause." Just watch that

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Post by: Kat Kid on December 25, 2016, 07:14:48 PM

Lie more convincingly.


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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 26, 2016, 08:52:18 AM

Holy eff! Imagine a world where Reno really had kids? :horrorsurprise:

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Post by: renocat on December 26, 2016, 04:36:50 PM

The santa clause magic won.  Sewer vent pipe was a no go.

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Post by: catastrophe on December 20, 2017, 09:16:13 AM

Seemed like a good place to put this: https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv

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Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 20, 2017, 09:21:38 AM

Quote from: Ghost of Waylon Jennings on December 24, 2016, 03:52:12 PM

Santa has a 'magic' key to get into houses without a chimney.

Correct answer. I thought this was common knowledge.

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Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 20, 2017, 09:47:05 AM

Obviously...

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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 20, 2017, 09:52:04 AM

He has a portal gun that lets him travel across time and space.

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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 20, 2017, 04:32:41 PM

Just tell the kids stop asking so many questions!

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Post by: Phil Titola on December 20, 2017, 05:18:46 PM

Just to then the truth.... He gets in through an Amazon box