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Title: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: KITNfury on September 26, 2016, 08:20:57 AM
I can't believe I'm actually making this thread, but it happens every year we play WVU. BGN is a parody message board and everyone on it is joking around. Every single year we have someone link threads from there and getting all pissed off. It's all a joke and intentionally over the top. A PSA before the annual string of threads linking to that site.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2016, 08:26:19 AM
Somebody from the WVU board called us Farm Pit.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: manpow5 on September 26, 2016, 08:29:06 AM
Well might as well get this one out of my system then...

https://youtu.be/IALwo-Z_6qU

Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: KITNfury on September 26, 2016, 08:30:11 AM
Somebody from the WVU board called us Farm Pit.

I was hoping to get some work done today,  but nope,  not now.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 26, 2016, 08:59:59 AM
Such thoughtful hillbillies.... They're concerned about our our "D" feels.

I certainly hope KState's D feels this way (http://www.scout.com/college/west-virginia/forums/2508-bgn-football/15000652-i-certainly-hope-kstate-s-d-feels-this-way)

 :fatty:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2016, 09:15:48 AM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2016, 09:34:49 AM
No such site.  It's WV after all, its all a joke.  I mean, if you want real info, you could probably do one of those criminal or dead beat dad background checks online.  That should give you some insight into most of the players and many of the fans, if that is what you want. 

Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: #LIFE on September 26, 2016, 09:36:48 AM
They have 1 win over us...in 1930. Probably just spend the day catching up on some yardwork or something  :blank:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2016, 09:40:43 AM
They have 1 win over us...in 1930. Probably just spend the day catching up on some yardwork or something  :blank:

Wow, 86 years. Even during our "Futility U" days, WVU was unable to get a win against us. What a garbage program and institution.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2016, 09:48:41 AM
No way that is correct.  I mean, KU has beaten us a bunch of times in the same span.  No way that is right.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 26, 2016, 09:59:17 AM
They lost to a team last year that was quarterbacked by a WR and Joe Hubener. We will beat them by 3 TDs.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: DQ12 on September 26, 2016, 10:01:14 AM
they broke KU's Big 12 winless streak. 
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: manpow5 on September 26, 2016, 10:05:28 AM
I just heard that Bill cares so little about this game he's going to be hand picking some fans in the parking lot before the game to suit up and start. Doesn't want to risk any player getting injured over this game.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 26, 2016, 10:19:24 AM
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Re: I certainly hope KState's D feels this way
9:21 AM
go someplace other than goEMAW for your insights.  it's populated with a bunch of youngsters intent on creating chaos not serious discussion.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: catastrophe on September 26, 2016, 10:20:17 AM
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Re: I certainly hope KState's D feels this way
9:21 AM
go someplace other than goEMAW for your insights.  it's populated with a bunch of youngsters intent on creating chaos not serious discussion.

LHC Bill Snyder sock.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2016, 10:22:00 AM
they broke KU's Big 12 winless streak.

Well that's kind of them  :cheers:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2016, 10:22:51 AM
That's gotta be a troll to try to get us to go to that joke board so they can troll us rather than engaging us in high level football discussion, right?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: DQ12 on September 26, 2016, 11:34:43 AM
they broke KU's Big 12 winless streak.

Well that's kind of them  :cheers:
sure, tsc and all that.  hardy har har.

but KU was about to break Baylor's conference losing streak record and i'll never forgive WVU for ruining that for me.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 26, 2016, 11:42:00 AM
Western Virginia sucks, I don't care who reads that either.

Also, lol at that clown named The Dude
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2016, 11:43:48 AM
The Dude is an elaborate troll account, established and run by 'Clams, designed specifically to make the world understand how big of dumbasses WVU'ers are and it has been wildly successful.

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: MadCat on September 26, 2016, 02:38:21 PM
Somebody from the WVU board called us Farm Pit.

Sounds like the name a KU fan would use for BSFS.

The WVU person probably meant Farm Pitt.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: ChiComCat on September 26, 2016, 02:44:05 PM
Iowa St at least had the sense to fire a coach that loses to KU.  I guess West Virginia has lower standards :dunno:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: _33 on September 26, 2016, 03:10:22 PM
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Re: I certainly hope KState's D feels this way
9:21 AM
go someplace other than goEMAW for your insights.  it's populated with a bunch of youngsters intent on creating chaos not serious discussion.

I don't think I'm alone when I say that the only reason I follow sports is because of the opportunities for serious discussion.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 26, 2016, 03:56:03 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2016, 03:56:56 PM
Somebody from the WVU board called us Farm Pit.

Sounds like the name a KU fan would use for BSFS.

The WVU person probably meant Farm Pitt.

He said "Eat crap Farmpitt," actually.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 26, 2016, 03:58:22 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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Probably good for them that BYU hasn't joined the BIG XII yet or they would've pissed down their leg and lost that one as well
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: The Big Train on September 26, 2016, 04:02:15 PM
If I want a joke I go to gpc.  Now if you want an intelligent discussion there is no better place than here.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: meow meow on September 26, 2016, 04:09:45 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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wtf are you even talking about greg?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 26, 2016, 04:14:42 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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wtf are you even talking about greg?
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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 26, 2016, 04:21:14 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: ben ji on September 26, 2016, 04:25:23 PM
Wait, their STARTING QB is named SKYLAR?!?!
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: schreds21 on September 26, 2016, 04:28:31 PM
Wait, their STARTING QB is named SKYLAR?!?!
Take it to the White People names thread
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: ChiComCat on September 26, 2016, 04:29:31 PM
Some of the stuff they post over there is terribly offensive
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 26, 2016, 04:33:32 PM
They are all inbred and smell like burnt hair, what do you expect?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: meow meow on September 26, 2016, 04:33:55 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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wtf are you even talking about greg?
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this was from last year greg, try and keep up
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 26, 2016, 04:40:12 PM
Thanks for the heads up, anyone know where I can go to get non-joke info about the western Virginia team? As far as I know they have not been on television yet so I haven't been able to scout them.
They played BYU last weekend and the game was on tv

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wtf are you even talking about greg?
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this was from last year greg, try and keep up
Lol

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: everyone shut up on September 26, 2016, 04:41:07 PM
Is left Virginia still in the acc?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 26, 2016, 04:41:28 PM
I trust ESPN especially meow meow

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2016, 04:55:14 PM
I assume that "burnt hair" is a meth reference?  Seems right given Coal Missouri is probably filthy with it.

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Big Sam on September 27, 2016, 12:35:45 AM
I assume that "burnt hair" is a meth reference?  Seems right given Coal Missouri is probably filthy with it.

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After watching "Justified" for several years plus documentaries, I gather that the problem for CoalAggieLand is oxy.  Meth is a bit to left coast/designery for the backcountry types out there.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: bones129 on September 27, 2016, 12:47:50 AM
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Re: I certainly hope KState's D feels this way
9:21 AM
go someplace other than goEMAW for your insights.  it's populated with a bunch of youngsters intent on creating chaos not serious discussion.

Guess Bob is still lurking here.  :lol:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 27, 2016, 10:43:27 AM
Aww yeah
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: delerioustyme on September 27, 2016, 02:50:39 PM
They are all inbred and smell like burnt hair, what do you expect?

Burnt hair smell from burnt couches, which were lit on fire by torches they use to smoke their meth pipes with.  Common sense everybody.  It's funny because it's true.


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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Bloodfart on September 27, 2016, 09:13:23 PM
They sound so gross. 
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 27, 2016, 09:16:30 PM
They sound so gross.

wait until you smell them :barf:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: mocat on September 27, 2016, 11:32:54 PM
I really like cDubya tho
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: mocat on September 27, 2016, 11:33:16 PM
The submarine thread is an all timer
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: doompaul on September 28, 2016, 02:15:20 AM
Some of the stuff they post over there is terribly offensive

Jesus, you're pathetic. I hope you really are in Chicago so this is relevant:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIrVyQW8.jpg&hash=652e250798869a8009abdc051c6482c053d7dac9)
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: KITNfury on September 28, 2016, 05:16:50 AM
Woah  :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: IPA4Me on September 28, 2016, 05:23:45 AM
Good grief
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Cire on September 28, 2016, 05:58:04 AM
Welp,

Probably blasted out on ammonia fumes when posting that.


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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: catastrophe on September 28, 2016, 07:35:03 AM
This is going to be trouble if they're starting to get computers and internet over there.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 28, 2016, 09:00:04 AM
The submarine thread is an all timer

I learned so many colloquialisms for cigarettes in that thread
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: cDubya on September 28, 2016, 11:12:38 AM
Well, I was gonna say "in before one of my hill jack brethren gets his 56K modem connected", but it looks like that ship has sailed... Sheesh.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: manpow5 on September 28, 2016, 11:13:55 AM
Some of the stuff they post over there is terribly offensive

Jesus, you're pathetic. I hope you really are in Chicago so this is relevant:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIrVyQW8.jpg&hash=652e250798869a8009abdc051c6482c053d7dac9)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmemesvault.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FDafuq-Little-Girl-Meme-13.jpg&hash=c0b5432c4031396b242d3de52a0a697dbbbb0f6e)
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: DQ12 on September 28, 2016, 11:35:12 AM
doompaul appears to be a k-state fan and also a POS human.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 28, 2016, 11:36:24 AM
doompaul appears to be a k-state fan and also a POS human.

Clearly a squawk operative
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: ChiComCat on September 28, 2016, 11:42:51 AM
What a terrible troll.  Tough to tell if he is a worse poster or human being
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: pissclams on September 28, 2016, 12:15:28 PM
doompaul appears to be a k-state fan and also a POS human.

i think he's a nebraska sock
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 28, 2016, 12:33:48 PM
SMDH

Sad
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Tobias on September 28, 2016, 12:34:40 PM
sorry you guys found out your half-sister is a huge racist #family
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: mocat on September 28, 2016, 01:03:01 PM
i found the word "pack" to be the most offensive part of that meme, what about you guys?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: ChiComCat on September 28, 2016, 01:10:39 PM
Well now I'm definitely not going to allow Nebraska back in the conference
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: bshea85 on September 28, 2016, 01:38:23 PM
Just watch this.

http://i.imgur.com/Ab2wIX6.mp4
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 28, 2016, 07:24:34 PM
i found the word "pack" to be the most offensive part of that meme, what about you guys?

Well right before that mel said the girl was like a bitch in heat so maybe he was just following a theme
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 28, 2016, 07:34:27 PM
I've never seen a less talented 3-0 team in my life. I don't know how Dana does it, but that man can coach his ass off.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Katpappy on September 28, 2016, 10:26:40 PM
Hey guys and dolls, we got a fish swimming around here. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2Fcheesy.gif&hash=26f739b1594d4aa6d68b18c154a9eca5cc099a45)
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Blackcats on September 29, 2016, 09:37:43 AM
Well might as well get this one out of my system then...

https://youtu.be/IALwo-Z_6qU

I know we're supposed to hate the mask, but this is still some top five trolling.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: cDubya on September 29, 2016, 11:50:48 AM
I really wish you all could get another crop of  :Take the Bait: in here. Probably gonna have to wait another 5 years, though.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Bloodfart on September 29, 2016, 11:58:44 AM
One time I said something mean about WV and felt bad afterwards. 
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 29, 2016, 12:08:39 PM
The war on coal.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 29, 2016, 12:09:45 PM
What would jc wear to apply for the black lung aggie job?
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Trim on September 29, 2016, 12:16:04 PM
What would jc wear to apply for the black lung aggie job?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/67/ca/42/67ca42efb33f94adcb6ea3a8c78dee20.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Bloodfart on September 29, 2016, 12:23:52 PM
I hear the flooding there is just awful.  They really should hire some good engineers.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: purrkatz on September 29, 2016, 12:37:57 PM
 :ROFL: :ROFL: :lol: :lol:
Well might as well get this one out of my system then...

https://youtu.be/IALwo-Z_6qU

I know we're supposed to hate the mask, but this is still some top five trolling.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Bloodfart on September 29, 2016, 12:50:10 PM
Are they seriously proud of all the mining they do?  They should consider erecting some of those clean energy wind turbines like we have here.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: star seed 7 on September 29, 2016, 01:51:18 PM
those facial rub mask things are very popular i guess
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: MakeItRain on September 29, 2016, 05:36:33 PM
What would jc wear to apply for the black lung aggie job?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/67/ca/42/67ca42efb33f94adcb6ea3a8c78dee20.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: doompaul on September 30, 2016, 09:36:50 AM
What would jc wear to apply for the black lung aggie job?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/67/ca/42/67ca42efb33f94adcb6ea3a8c78dee20.jpg)

Careful, Chicat will be offended by this.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 30, 2016, 10:19:18 AM
I think he would go zoolander with a light on his helmet etc.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Trim on September 30, 2016, 10:26:08 AM
I think he would go zoolander with a light on his helmet etc.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fl7.alamy.com%2Fzooms%2F379034b32c8c422d94bc0783a8408115%2Fcoal-miner-showing-lump-of-coal-with-thumbs-up-against-a-dark-f5pbg7.jpg&hash=3c4364a1ceb30b64d1896292c309a3b6ed62acf7)
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Trim on September 30, 2016, 12:19:07 PM
^^^ Too intense?  Some toned-down options:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zv2uA5QEbNw/maxresdefault.jpg)

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And for a change of pace:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/49/7f/7d497f79c6354bf09f34c67e4f017582.jpg)

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Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 30, 2016, 12:34:01 PM
I think he would go zoolander with a light on his helmet etc.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fl7.alamy.com%2Fzooms%2F379034b32c8c422d94bc0783a8408115%2Fcoal-miner-showing-lump-of-coal-with-thumbs-up-against-a-dark-f5pbg7.jpg&hash=3c4364a1ceb30b64d1896292c309a3b6ed62acf7)

This is the most realistic. John's costumes are usually being worn for the first time.
Title: Re: Stop reading on WVU scout site
Post by: purrkatz on September 30, 2016, 02:35:08 PM
They do a pretty good job in this thread. http://www.scout.com/college/west-virginia/forums/2508-bgn-football/15006278-the-official-kansas-state-look-alike-thread?s=159&page=1

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