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Title: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: renocat on September 12, 2016, 11:43:51 PM
I think it is a prolapsed anus.  When I was a kid some of our old cows would get pneumonia from dust, and coughed so hard they blew thier colon out their butt.  That would make me faint.  We just pushed it back in, and the cow was happy.  Another blowout, and she was off to the canner.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: puniraptor on September 12, 2016, 11:50:52 PM
50% deplorable immune system
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: gatoveintisiet on September 12, 2016, 11:53:35 PM
She's fine
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2016, 06:44:37 AM
She hasn't taken a life recently enough and her power source is almost through with the last soul.

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Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: Yard Dog on September 13, 2016, 08:06:04 AM
Isn't pneumonia what like a ton of old people die from like. . .every day?
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 08:07:12 AM
Isn't pneumonia what like a ton of old people die from like. . .every day?

Yes
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: Yard Dog on September 13, 2016, 08:13:24 AM
Isn't pneumonia what like a ton of old people die from like. . .every day?

Yes

So like. . .if she dies before the election. . .does ol' "Birdie Sanders" get to be president??
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2016, 09:07:37 AM
:JoeBidenSunglassesAndMakingShooterGunsWithHisHands:
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 13, 2016, 09:14:04 AM
She is and always has been a potemkin village, protected from any real scrutiny by her political machine and the media whose pockets she lines.  The wheels are coming off.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 09:16:04 AM
Yup, def protected from the media. You never see any negative press about ol' Hillary
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 13, 2016, 09:17:20 AM
She's fine
Famous last words.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 09:19:06 AM
Yup, def protected from the media. You never see any negative press about ol' Hillary

The major print media in the U.S. with the exception of the WSJ, is completely in the tank for Hillary.   It's reached comical levels at the NYT and WP.   Then again, collectively they haven't endorsed an (R) in over 100 years. 

Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 09:21:54 AM
Editorials  :curse:
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 09:27:22 AM
Editorials  :curse:

Yes, if there's one primary reason why print media continues to have an editorial page, it's because no one pays any attention to them.   Editorial boards do not dictate the direction of a new media outlet.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

The majority or regular coverage of Hillary in publications like the NYT or WP even if being negative, is so laden with soft landings and consistent "but the other guy is worse" re-directs, it's pure comedy. 
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 09:29:25 AM
Nyt  :curse:
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 09:34:50 AM
Nyt  :curse:

CHiR tapout noted.

Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 09:38:16 AM
Why can't the librul media be more like infowars, they give me all the fake news I want to hear!
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: catastrophe on September 13, 2016, 09:38:51 AM
I think she's probably just a sick old lady. Like the kind you really have to keep telling to stop trying to weed her garden because she keeps throwing out her back but she still does anyway because otherwise why even get up in the morning? I'm not just going to do crossword puzzles and watch Price is Right all day, that's bullshit.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 09:40:13 AM
Why can't the librul media be more like infowars, they give me all the fake news I want to hear!

VAST ALT-RIGHT CONSPIRACY (by the basket)!!  :curse: :curse: :curse:
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2016, 09:47:27 AM
I think she's probably just a sick old lady. Like the kind you really have to keep telling to stop trying to weed her garden because she keeps throwing out her back but she still does anyway because otherwise why even get up in the morning? I'm not just going to do crossword puzzles and watch Price is Right all day, that's bullshit.

Blacked out last year and almost blacked out a few days ago. 

How many ppl do you know that black out a couple times a yr just because they are getting kinda old?
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2016, 09:51:30 AM
I think she's probably just a sick old lady. Like the kind you really have to keep telling to stop trying to weed her garden because she keeps throwing out her back but she still does anyway because otherwise why even get up in the morning? I'm not just going to do crossword puzzles and watch Price is Right all day, that's bullshit.

Blacked out last year and almost blacked out a few days ago. 

How many ppl do you know that black out a couple times a yr just because they are getting kinda old?

I blackout on the reg and I blame old age
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: catastrophe on September 13, 2016, 09:53:51 AM
I'm saying that's what happens to frail old people who push themselves to the limit. She might have a chronic condition, I just think it's more likely she is trying to fight against everything her body is telling her and literally killing herself that way.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2016, 09:54:13 AM
I think she's probably just a sick old lady. Like the kind you really have to keep telling to stop trying to weed her garden because she keeps throwing out her back but she still does anyway because otherwise why even get up in the morning? I'm not just going to do crossword puzzles and watch Price is Right all day, that's bullshit.

Blacked out last year and almost blacked out a few days ago. 

How many ppl do you know that black out a couple times a yr just because they are getting kinda old?

I blackout on the reg and I blame old age

Is Old Age a new Miller product?  I have been out of the beer game too long.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 13, 2016, 02:23:00 PM
Yup, def protected from the media. You never see any negative press about ol' Hillary

The major print media in the U.S. with the exception of the WSJ, is completely in the tank for Hillary.   It's reached comical levels at the NYT and WP.   Then again, collectively they haven't endorsed an (R) in over 100 years.

In the last 24 hours alone, Charles Blow (nyt), maureen dowd (nyt), dana milbank (wp) all wrote how the basket of deplorables commemt was a-ok. I think ezra klein (wp) and one of the other nyt whackos has something yesterday.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 02:24:45 PM
Yup, def protected from the media. You never see any negative press about ol' Hillary

The major print media in the U.S. with the exception of the WSJ, is completely in the tank for Hillary.   It's reached comical levels at the NYT and WP.   Then again, collectively they haven't endorsed an (R) in over 100 years.

In the last 24 hours alone, Charles Blow (nyt), maureen dowd (nyt), dana milbank (wp) all wrote how the basket of deplorables commemt was a-ok. I think ezra klein (wp) and one of the other nyt whackos has something yesterday.

Painting people with a broad and inaccurate brush is deplorable . . . unless a Democrat is doing it.



Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 13, 2016, 02:28:52 PM
I think she's probably just a sick old lady. Like the kind you really have to keep telling to stop trying to weed her garden because she keeps throwing out her back but she still does anyway because otherwise why even get up in the morning? I'm not just going to do crossword puzzles and watch Price is Right all day, that's bullshit.

Blacked out last year and almost blacked out a few days ago. 

How many ppl do you know that black out a couple times a yr just because they are getting kinda old?

Every single old person I know, basically. We should probably make 60 the maximum age to run for president.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 02:29:32 PM
The thing you guys are missing is that the deplorable comment thing was fully accurate so I would expect quite a few articles to conclude it's fine. This is what normal people realize about trump supporters.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 02:31:52 PM
The thing you guys are missing is that the deplorable comment thing was fully accurate so I would expect quite a few articles to conclude it's fine. This is what normal people realize about trump supporters.

CHiR of course speaks for Hillbot Nation.  In another life CHiR ran a political reeducation camp for the Khmer Rouge. 

Sad
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 13, 2016, 07:29:20 PM
The thing you guys are missing is that the deplorable comment thing was fully accurate so I would expect quite a few articles to conclude it's fine. This is what normal people realize about trump supporters.

CHiR of course speaks for Hillbot Nation.  In another life CHiR ran a political reeducation camp for the Khmer Rouge. 

Sad

I don't know whether to tell you to take a break or post twice as much.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2016, 07:31:38 PM
The thing you guys are missing is that the deplorable comment thing was fully accurate so I would expect quite a few articles to conclude it's fine. This is what normal people realize about trump supporters.

CHiR of course speaks for Hillbot Nation.  In another life CHiR ran a political reeducation camp for the Khmer Rouge. 

Sad

I don't know whether to tell you to take a break or post twice as much.


Weird post.
Title: Re: Pit theories about Hillary's ailments.
Post by: renocat on September 13, 2016, 08:28:58 PM
Affluenza.  I do stupid because I am rich.