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Title: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: chum1 on September 02, 2016, 11:10:51 PM
Run for a first down when the closest defender in front of him is 30 yards away
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Post by: wetwillie on September 02, 2016, 11:11:29 PM
Come back from crippling leg cramps
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 02, 2016, 11:14:30 PM
Heave the ball out of bounds
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 02, 2016, 11:16:03 PM
put a fade in a shoebox
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Post by: TaqMan on September 02, 2016, 11:20:57 PM
leg injuries, in general
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Post by: catastrophe on September 02, 2016, 11:22:00 PM
I've mentioned this in another thread, but his arms tan well.
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Post by: Super PurpleCat on September 02, 2016, 11:26:05 PM
Suck crap.
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Post by: TaqMan on September 02, 2016, 11:33:43 PM
covers the spread
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Post by: michigancat on September 02, 2016, 11:35:50 PM
Safety instead of interception
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: chum1 on September 02, 2016, 11:36:30 PM
Run around in circles in the backfield and then not throw the ball.
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Post by: Pete on September 02, 2016, 11:37:31 PM
He gets almost interceptions waved off well.
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Post by: jtksu on September 02, 2016, 11:37:33 PM
Look like he's got a touch of the Downs.
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Post by: catastrophe on September 02, 2016, 11:37:43 PM
Fastest shuttle run in KSU QB history.
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Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 02, 2016, 11:38:33 PM
Being from Iowa
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Post by: PowercatPat on September 02, 2016, 11:38:45 PM
Throwing incomplete passes.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 02, 2016, 11:39:23 PM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: Pete on September 02, 2016, 11:40:24 PM
He is faster that Joe Huebner.
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Post by: michigancat on September 02, 2016, 11:40:25 PM
Making me think we would get a pass interference
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Post by: ednksu on September 02, 2016, 11:41:23 PM
Cheer on the defense to do pretty rough ridin' well.  :emawkid:
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: chum1 on September 02, 2016, 11:42:23 PM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.

Being able to throw the ball without knowing when to throw it or who to throw it to.
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Post by: jtksu on September 02, 2016, 11:42:36 PM
Fastest shuttle run in KSU QB history.

He's probably really fine tuned his technique running all over the place picking up his incompletions.
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Post by: Pete on September 02, 2016, 11:42:51 PM
He's a faster version of Dylan Meier.
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Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 02, 2016, 11:43:11 PM
I can't think of one thing he does well or really bad. He is completely forgettable.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 02, 2016, 11:43:42 PM
I think he had his eyes closed when he threw his touchdown, so that is kind of impressive.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: jtksu on September 02, 2016, 11:44:32 PM
I think he had his eyes closed when he threw his touchdown, so that is kind of impressive.

He was just as surprised as anyone else.
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Post by: jtksu on September 02, 2016, 11:46:40 PM
I think he had his eyes closed when he threw his touchdown, so that is kind of impressive.

The last he time he threw a TD was against Corntown Highschool that featured an actual scarecrow playing safety.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 02, 2016, 11:49:07 PM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.

Being able to throw the ball without knowing when to throw it or who to throw it to.

Essentially.
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Post by: ELL3 on September 03, 2016, 01:07:47 AM
sounds like he is pretty salty at video games, issued a FIFA challenge on the pregame
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Post by: kim carnes on September 03, 2016, 01:11:10 AM
Heave the ball out of bounds

He doesn't do that well at all u dumbass
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Post by: bones129 on September 03, 2016, 01:36:43 AM
Seems like he has a modicum of ability to throw the football. Unfortunately he doesn't do any of the things you need to do for that to matter.

Being able to throw the ball without knowing when to throw it or who to throw it to.

Pretty much sums it up.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: That_Guy on September 03, 2016, 03:23:49 AM
Ertz will be fine


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Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: MahatmaGwangi on September 03, 2016, 06:02:13 AM
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.
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Post by: zackole1 on September 03, 2016, 07:02:41 AM
He did appear to have his shoe laces  properly tied ...... although I guess someone could have tied them for him... jury out on this one...
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 03, 2016, 07:40:35 AM
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.

Gross first post
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Post by: TheHamburglar on September 03, 2016, 07:42:22 AM
I understand he has really regular bowel movements.

I don't know how to feel that you registered a new account at 5:50am to make this post.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 03, 2016, 07:45:17 AM
He did the best he could considering he has a mongoloid for a QB coach.
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Post by: PIPE on September 03, 2016, 08:01:07 AM
He made Hubener look good :sdeek:
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Post by: slackcat on September 03, 2016, 08:07:07 AM
I've been done blaming players long ago.  Ertz is who he is and coached to play the way he does, good luck man.
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Post by: The Big Train on September 03, 2016, 08:15:23 AM
Throws a tight spiral
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Post by: Gooch on September 03, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
He's really good at making me pine for a Carson Coffman at QB.
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Post by: steve dave on September 03, 2016, 08:35:23 AM
he's fast. he gets crampy or hurt always. he throws with low/medium accuracy. he has happy feet. hopefully some of this stuff improves with experience. he's just one part of the team that's not talented though. we have plenty of others.
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: wetwillie on September 03, 2016, 09:29:28 AM
he's fast. he gets crampy or hurt always. he throws with low/medium accuracy. he has happy feet. hopefully some of this stuff improves with experience. he's just one part of the team that's not talented though. we have plenty of others.

maybe you didnt see that fade route he put in a shoe box?
Title: Re: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: CNS on September 03, 2016, 09:59:35 AM
He held on to the ball a lot. Were our receivers just super shitty at getting open or what?

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Title: List of things Ertz does well
Post by: The Big Train on September 03, 2016, 10:04:21 AM
He is a lot better at sliding than I thought he would be
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Post by: The Big Train on September 03, 2016, 10:04:42 AM
He catches the ball in the shotgun v well
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 03, 2016, 10:21:53 AM
Garner votes for team captain
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Post by: MakeItRain on September 03, 2016, 11:40:54 AM
He made Hubener look good :sdeek:

I hope you this makes you guys realize how ridiculous some of you are being. PIPE is like a wrong bot
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 03, 2016, 11:41:56 AM
He's pretty good at being terrified to get hit.