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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on August 25, 2016, 07:26:59 AM

Title: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: renocat on August 25, 2016, 07:26:59 AM
Wall Street Journal is advertising this.  I could support it.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: The Big Train on August 25, 2016, 07:28:23 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 08:39:17 AM
This is the only way I'd get involved in an armed insurrection
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 08:42:38 AM
You can take my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead lower body #comeandtakeit
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 08:47:46 AM
Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 25, 2016, 08:50:27 AM
I will be 80 yrs old and still rocking cargos.  They are too damn convenient.  Sorry not sorry.

That said, if technology evolves where money is no longer a physical thing at all and my phone is imbedded in my ear canal or something, I feasibly could just go bottomless, which is fine too.  Until that time, cargos are king.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 25, 2016, 08:56:51 AM
I need cargo shorts legal so I can identify certain people
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Tobias on August 25, 2016, 08:57:48 AM
non card holder here
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 08:59:56 AM
Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.

Slippery slope
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.

Slippery slope

It's predictable how it will go.  These people that know nothing about cargo pants will draft this ban and the language will be open to all sorts of loop holes.  It most certainly won't cover shorts.  It'll probably only cover one color (khaki).  And we'll still be able to buy all sorts of pants that aren't functionally any different than genuine cargo pants.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
That's what the cargo grabbers want you to think. The first thing hitler did was to ban extra pockets on jews clothes. Wake up sheeple!
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 09:41:13 AM
See, there's part of the problem.  Define "extra."  Lord knows the law won't actually define it.  That's loophole numero uno right there. 

"See here, this'un is fer me cell phone, this'un is fer meh wallet, this'un is fer my 2nd amendment right, this'un is fer my other 2nd amendment right.  Ain't no extras." 
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Tobias on August 25, 2016, 09:45:11 AM
cargo pants are "high capacity"
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 09:47:05 AM
People will just strap pockets to their existing pants.  Think about it.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Tobias on August 25, 2016, 09:48:40 AM
illegal mod?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 09:52:34 AM
It's not a pocket, it's an "inferolateral fanny pack."  Completely legal.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 25, 2016, 10:05:12 AM
The Fanny Pack lobby is obviously behind this is flooding congress with anti cargo pants money.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 10:14:55 AM
I think it's actually the cargo pants people.  Once news broke of an impending ban sales are up 200%. 
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 25, 2016, 10:17:01 AM
Maybe the camo ones.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 10:57:20 AM
I open carry and that is my c-amendment right #cA

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Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 25, 2016, 11:41:02 AM
I think I have those same hi-cap shorts.  :D
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: kso_FAN on August 25, 2016, 11:44:09 AM
Ban me then.

#cargoforlife #shortsorpants
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 25, 2016, 12:47:33 PM
Shorts inspection and licensing bureau franchise, blam!

Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: renocat on August 25, 2016, 02:21:46 PM
I just yagoogled school and cargo pant & shorts.  School systems Santa Fe and Springfield have bans against kids wearing them.  It appears that they are equated with gangs.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 25, 2016, 02:33:24 PM
If so, I am OG as eff

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Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: meow meow on August 25, 2016, 02:51:13 PM
more people will be keistering
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: puniraptor on August 25, 2016, 04:07:42 PM
Do people other than my dad actually use the cargo pockets? I never have. 4 pockets is always more than enough.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 25, 2016, 04:12:07 PM
If you don't keep your phone in your cargo pocket, you are doing it wrong.  I mean, it's right there at the end of my arm's reach when my arm is relaxed and at my side.  It's like cargo pants inventors could see the future and made their pants accordingly.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 25, 2016, 04:17:00 PM
I only use 2 pockets mostly. The cargo pockets are pretty much exclusively used to transport drugs when needed
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 25, 2016, 05:22:46 PM
Does anyone know what a burkini is?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 25, 2016, 09:18:38 PM
Does anyone know what a burkini is?

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Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 26, 2016, 09:40:09 AM
The other night I put some paracord I found in the basement in my cargo pocket so I could remember to put it in my pack (upstairs).  It stayed in that pocket through a wash because I never put crap in there and didn't think to even look.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 26, 2016, 10:10:46 AM
Will they ban fanny packs next I don't know if I could handle that.   :Ugh:
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 26, 2016, 10:19:16 AM
Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 26, 2016, 10:28:19 AM
Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good

I think you are incorrect
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: CNS on August 26, 2016, 10:29:25 AM
I am fine with my current ratio of looking good:comfort

Its a balance. 

I mean, no one here is tux'ing it up on the reg, right?  Why not?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 26, 2016, 10:51:52 AM
Sometimes looking like you just don't give a eff is very attractive to women. 
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Trim on August 26, 2016, 11:03:43 AM
I have trouble finding shorts that are as loose and comfortable as cargo shorts w/o the cargo pockets.
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: mocat on August 26, 2016, 01:05:36 PM
Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: star seed 7 on August 26, 2016, 01:28:48 PM
Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam

Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam  :gocho:
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 26, 2016, 01:31:55 PM
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Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: renocat on August 26, 2016, 11:35:22 PM
Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam

Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam  :gocho:
Was it self induced?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: bones129 on August 26, 2016, 11:42:55 PM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: mocat on September 06, 2016, 08:10:16 PM
the minnesota twins' frumpy first base foul ball retriever guy is wearing cargo shorts tonight
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Gooch on September 07, 2016, 12:31:35 PM
Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?
Title: Re: Cargo Pants Ban
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 07, 2016, 12:35:14 PM
Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?

misogynist