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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on August 25, 2016, 07:26:59 AM
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Wall Street Journal is advertising this. I could support it.
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Why?
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This is the only way I'd get involved in an armed insurrection
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You can take my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead lower body #comeandtakeit
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Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.
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I will be 80 yrs old and still rocking cargos. They are too damn convenient. Sorry not sorry.
That said, if technology evolves where money is no longer a physical thing at all and my phone is imbedded in my ear canal or something, I feasibly could just go bottomless, which is fine too. Until that time, cargos are king.
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I need cargo shorts legal so I can identify certain people
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non card holder here
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Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.
Slippery slope
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Cargo shorts are not cargo pants.
Slippery slope
It's predictable how it will go. These people that know nothing about cargo pants will draft this ban and the language will be open to all sorts of loop holes. It most certainly won't cover shorts. It'll probably only cover one color (khaki). And we'll still be able to buy all sorts of pants that aren't functionally any different than genuine cargo pants.
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That's what the cargo grabbers want you to think. The first thing hitler did was to ban extra pockets on jews clothes. Wake up sheeple!
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See, there's part of the problem. Define "extra." Lord knows the law won't actually define it. That's loophole numero uno right there.
"See here, this'un is fer me cell phone, this'un is fer meh wallet, this'un is fer my 2nd amendment right, this'un is fer my other 2nd amendment right. Ain't no extras."
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cargo pants are "high capacity"
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People will just strap pockets to their existing pants. Think about it.
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illegal mod?
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It's not a pocket, it's an "inferolateral fanny pack." Completely legal.
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The Fanny Pack lobby is obviously behind this is flooding congress with anti cargo pants money.
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I think it's actually the cargo pants people. Once news broke of an impending ban sales are up 200%.
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Maybe the camo ones.
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I open carry and that is my c-amendment right #cA
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I think I have those same hi-cap shorts. :D
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Ban me then.
#cargoforlife #shortsorpants
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Shorts inspection and licensing bureau franchise, blam!
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I just yagoogled school and cargo pant & shorts. School systems Santa Fe and Springfield have bans against kids wearing them. It appears that they are equated with gangs.
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If so, I am OG as eff
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more people will be keistering
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Do people other than my dad actually use the cargo pockets? I never have. 4 pockets is always more than enough.
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If you don't keep your phone in your cargo pocket, you are doing it wrong. I mean, it's right there at the end of my arm's reach when my arm is relaxed and at my side. It's like cargo pants inventors could see the future and made their pants accordingly.
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I only use 2 pockets mostly. The cargo pockets are pretty much exclusively used to transport drugs when needed
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Does anyone know what a burkini is?
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Does anyone know what a burkini is?
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The other night I put some paracord I found in the basement in my cargo pocket so I could remember to put it in my pack (upstairs). It stayed in that pocket through a wash because I never put crap in there and didn't think to even look.
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Will they ban fanny packs next I don't know if I could handle that. :Ugh:
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Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good
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Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good
I think you are incorrect
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I am fine with my current ratio of looking good:comfort
Its a balance.
I mean, no one here is tux'ing it up on the reg, right? Why not?
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Sometimes looking like you just don't give a eff is very attractive to women.
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I have trouble finding shorts that are as loose and comfortable as cargo shorts w/o the cargo pockets.
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Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam
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Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam
Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam :gocho:
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Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam
Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam :gocho:
Was it self induced?
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:runaway:
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the minnesota twins' frumpy first base foul ball retriever guy is wearing cargo shorts tonight
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Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?
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Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?
misogynist