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Title: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: pissclams on August 14, 2016, 06:17:27 PM
just a word to the wise, they make coconut water now and it's disgusting.  don't listen to anyone who tries to get you to drink it.
it may actually give you a disease.  thoughts?

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Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: CNS on August 14, 2016, 06:19:45 PM
Sure, I'll try it. 

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Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: Phil Titola on August 14, 2016, 06:21:57 PM
Tried like 3 brands because I couldn't believe the first two were actually what it really tasted like.  v. gross
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: wetwillie on August 14, 2016, 06:24:52 PM
What the hell were you drinking that for?  To see if you could test the iron strength of your stomach?
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: pvegs on August 14, 2016, 06:26:19 PM
girls always try to get me to drink it, and my experience is that it's so vile that even when i am straight crushing, i still can't pretend it's tasty.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: star seed 7 on August 14, 2016, 06:44:50 PM
Does it taste like coconuts? #1 reason I haven't ever tried it is because coconuts ruin everything
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 06:56:50 PM
This has been a thing for years, no surprise here that 'clams doesn't like something good
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: pissclams on August 14, 2016, 07:06:13 PM
hear me now and believe me later, the drink is terrible
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 07:08:35 PM
This stuff is really good, they even have a chocolate flavored one

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Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: mocat on August 14, 2016, 07:09:12 PM
I drink coconut water but only if its 100% coconut water
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 07:16:04 PM
I drink coconut water but only if its 100% coconut water

What else would be in it?  Regular water? :confused:
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: mocat on August 14, 2016, 07:16:40 PM
Sometimes they add sugar or corn syrup or something
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2016, 08:19:13 PM
I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: pvegs on August 14, 2016, 08:38:56 PM
it's a great drink if you like coconut flavored soapy cum water after a night of getting wasted.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2016, 08:41:45 PM
I've never heard it called 'coconut flavored soapy cum water' but that's definitely creative
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: pissclams on August 14, 2016, 09:02:22 PM
it's a great drink if you like coconut flavored soapy cum water after a night of getting wasted.

couldn't have said it better myself.  coconut ejaculate sauce.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: Phil Titola on August 14, 2016, 09:26:35 PM
I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: steve dave on August 15, 2016, 06:56:42 AM
I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?

no, it's gross no matter what. I just bite the bullet and chug it anyway. because it makes me feel amazing (relative to how I felt before) like 15 minutes later.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 15, 2016, 09:03:44 AM
I keep seeing coconut water at the grocery store and wondering if it was any good.
Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: GregKSU1027 on August 19, 2016, 01:14:13 PM
I chug a jumbo on mornings where I'm feeling not so fresh. It's like medicine from God put inside a coconut for us to find for when we got to a 7 the night before and we were trying to kill ourselves by drinking things that taste like poison.

This is when I've tried it so maybe that's the reason I dislike it?

no, it's gross no matter what. I just bite the bullet and chug it anyway. because it makes me feel amazing (relative to how I felt before) like 15 minutes later.
Agreed it is gross


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Title: Re: coconut water is disgusting -> don't drink it
Post by: DQ12 on August 19, 2016, 02:00:25 PM
thank you for the warning, pissclams.  I will make sure to avoid this.