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Title: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 08:24:17 AM: Methods tried so far:

(low light)
1) shoo with a broom with open garage and 2 cars inside
2) shoo with a broom with open garage cars parked in driveway

morning
1) put crumbs on the ground leading outside with garage open and no cars inside (leave for 30 min)
2) shoo with broom with no cars inside
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2016, 08:27:57 AM: A trail of worms.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 08, 2016, 08:28:15 AM: get a pet snake to eat the birds in your dwelling.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 08, 2016, 08:28:27 AM: Try having somebody on the button to continuously move the garage door a few feet in each direction. That way the bird has nowhere to land except for the ground where you can push the bird out with your broom.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 08:32:24 AM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 08, 2016, 08:28:27 AM
Try having somebody on the button to continuously move the garage door a few feet in each direction. That way the bird has nowhere to land except for the ground where you can push the bird out with your broom.
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There are tons of places for the bird to land and chill.

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Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Trim on July 08, 2016, 08:35:03 AM: Move?
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 08:41:54 AM: Quote from: Trim on July 08, 2016, 08:35:03 AM
Move?

Not an option.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
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Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: steve dave on July 08, 2016, 08:49:21 AM: super soaker
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Post by: Trim on July 08, 2016, 08:52:11 AM: Net on a long pole like a scooby-doo cartoon.

Then unmask the bird.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 08, 2016, 08:54:55 AM: Birds are really susceptible to noxious fumes/poisoning, thats why they sent canaries down into mines when they thought they might be gassed out.

So: car in the garage, garage doors closed up tight, 1 hour of idling later -> No more tiny bird.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: steve dave on July 08, 2016, 08:55:48 AM: Quote from: HerrSonntag on July 08, 2016, 08:54:55 AM
Birds are really susceptible to noxious fumes/poisoning, thats why they sent canaries down into mines when they thought they might be gassed out.

So: car in the garage, garage doors closed up tight, 1 hour of idling later -> No more tiny bird.

plus your kids will take extra long naps giving you time to chill
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: meow meow on July 08, 2016, 08:55:57 AM: 1. park cars in driveway, door open
2. act like a crazy person in garage, I mean loud, waving stuff, going nuts
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: steve dave on July 08, 2016, 08:59:12 AM: Quote from: meow meow on July 08, 2016, 08:55:57 AM
1. park cars in driveway, door open
2. act like a crazy person in garage, I mean loud, waving stuff, going nuts

this is a good one
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 08, 2016, 09:10:51 AM: if you wanted me to come over to your new house and kick a bird out, you could have just texted.
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Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2016, 09:14:18 AM: do they make baby bird nightsticks
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Post by: HerrSonntag on July 08, 2016, 09:19:03 AM: i just read CO is lighter than air, which means it will gas out the ceiling, your bird, even quicker. I'm liking this option more and more.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2016, 09:29:48 AM: rough ridin' shotgun.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 09:31:08 AM: Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2016, 09:29:48 AM
rough ridin' shotgun.

I don't think that would really be a good solution even if I had one.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: WonderMeal on July 08, 2016, 09:36:22 AM: Buy a new garage.
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Post by: ChiComCat on July 08, 2016, 09:39:23 AM: If it's been there for a while, it may have a nest in the garage. Destroy that and hopefully it gets pissed off and chases you outside.
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Post by: Tobias on July 08, 2016, 09:41:57 AM: :worthless:
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Post by: meow meow on July 08, 2016, 09:42:20 AM: I mean how big is this garage? Should probably have just went straight to the shame thread.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2016, 09:52:11 AM: Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 09:31:08 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2016, 09:29:48 AM
rough ridin' shotgun.

I don't think that would really be a good solution even if I had one.

BB gun?
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 08, 2016, 09:54:59 AM: Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 08:32:24 AM
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 08, 2016, 08:28:27 AM
Try having somebody on the button to continuously move the garage door a few feet in each direction. That way the bird has nowhere to land except for the ground where you can push the bird out with your broom.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160708%2F7869de83e79d21dfddac9fd3272264fe.jpg&hash=4ffc0e7c258f68c6e6494e97d174b1738aabadcf)

There are tons of places for the bird to land and chill.

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Set up ladders next to your shelves and have your kids stand up on them, yell, and wave their arms so the bird won't want to land there.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 08, 2016, 09:55:36 AM: ***UPDATE ALERT***

KK AND I HAVE BEEN IN COMMUNCATION AND I BELIEVE THAT I'M GOING IN. ESTIMATED TIMEFRAME BETWEEN 300-400PM CST. WILL UPDATE WITH PICTURES AND MORE INFORMATION LATER TODAY.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: slobber on July 08, 2016, 09:56:05 AM: Remove the garage doors.

Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: ChiComCat on July 08, 2016, 09:56:57 AM: Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on July 08, 2016, 09:55:36 AM
***UPDATE ALERT***

KK AND I HAVE BEEN IN COMMUNCATION AND I BELIEVE THAT I'M GOING IN. ESTIMATED TIMEFRAME BETWEEN 300-400PM CST. WILL UPDATE WITH PICTURES AND MORE INFORMATION LATER TODAY.

Let me know if you need backup
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: slobber on July 08, 2016, 09:58:47 AM: KKbirdpak?

Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2016, 09:59:12 AM: Is the bird bothering you? Maybe he needs some company and you're just being rude.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: ChiComCat on July 08, 2016, 10:00:46 AM: Chicat 3 step process

1)Open garage door

2)Get drunk in garage

3)Throw empties at birds
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: meow meow on July 08, 2016, 10:26:22 AM: Quote from: ChiCat on July 08, 2016, 10:00:46 AM
Chicat 3 step process

1)Open garage door

2)Get drunk in garage

3)Throw empties at birds

new leader in the clubhouse
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 10:42:49 AM: Hmm I'm trying to picture where in MHK your home is.. I feel like it's off scenic but I may be wrong
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Cire on July 08, 2016, 10:46:05 AM: Leave cars running I garage and gas the effer

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Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Gooch on July 08, 2016, 10:55:57 AM: Tennis raquet?
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 08, 2016, 10:57:25 AM: Hairspray + lighter
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 08, 2016, 10:58:22 AM: robot bomb?
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 11:00:30 AM: most likely scene for daris and kk (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/30/86/ff/3086ff3773f1e7fc0c791d46935d753f.jpg)
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Post by: OK_Cat on July 08, 2016, 11:02:05 AM: Tell the bird about some neighbor down the street who has a better garage
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 08, 2016, 11:06:51 AM: Is it possible that the bird is the word?
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: ChiComCat on July 08, 2016, 11:21:03 AM: Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 11:00:30 AM
most likely scene for daris and kk (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/30/86/ff/3086ff3773f1e7fc0c791d46935d753f.jpg)

I think more like this

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OBKIHrDdtf8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 02:32:32 PM: Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 10:42:49 AM
Hmm I'm trying to picture where in MHK your home is.. I feel like it's off scenic but I may be wrong

it is in city limits
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 08, 2016, 02:50:01 PM: Quote from: Cire on July 08, 2016, 10:46:05 AM
Leave cars running I garage and gas the effer

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:cheers:
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 08, 2016, 02:55:04 PM: did you try saying please? common manners are lost these days...
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 03:29:00 PM: the deed is done.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 08, 2016, 03:32:42 PM: Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 03:29:00 PM
the deed is done.

bird left when he saw what kind of company you have at your crib?
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 03:37:47 PM: Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 02:32:32 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 10:42:49 AM
Hmm I'm trying to picture where in MHK your home is.. I feel like it's off scenic but I may be wrong

it is in city limits
If its not on scenic then its out by miller or stag hill based off of the trees.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 03:39:11 PM: Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 02:32:32 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 08, 2016, 10:42:49 AM
Hmm I'm trying to picture where in MHK your home is.. I feel like it's off scenic but I may be wrong

it is in city limits
If its not on scenic then its out by miller or stag hill based off of the trees.
closer
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: The Big Train on July 08, 2016, 03:40:08 PM: So did Ricky D shoot it with his gun or what :impatient:
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 08, 2016, 03:46:50 PM: glad you didn't need my help. :frown:
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: sys on July 08, 2016, 04:00:44 PM: i wish i'd have found this thead in time. :frown:
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 04:18:35 PM: I just left the garage door open and the bird left. I'm not some monster!
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2016, 04:45:15 PM: Was it a black bird? RCPD would have had it mowed down in 10 seconds if it was.
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 08, 2016, 04:46:57 PM: Go back to the pit, emo.
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 05:42:47 PM: I think it was a sparrow

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Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: star seed 7 on July 08, 2016, 06:49:39 PM: Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 05:42:47 PM
I think it was a sparrow

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you should have said so earlier, all you needed was some wildfire
Title: Re: how do I get a tiny idiot bird out of my garage?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 08, 2016, 08:42:43 PM: Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 08, 2016, 06:49:39 PM
Quote from: Kat Kid on July 08, 2016, 05:42:47 PM
I think it was a sparrow

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you should have said so earlier, all you needed was some wildfire

:lol: :lol: