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Title: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 08:25:52 AM
New National Anthem!
Replace the Star Spangled Banner with Ray Charles' version of 'America the Beautiful'


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Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 08:27:10 AM
Monday after Super Bowl new national holiday.


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Title: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 08:32:36 AM
For his last appearance as president, New Orleans funeral dirge and a carriage with two caskets then a moment of silence, then all of a sudden "Sweet Home Chicago" starts up and he and Joe emerge as the new Blues Brothers and Berry Obama is smoking a square and singing about going home while Joe is on the harmonica.


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Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 08:33:29 AM
Start eating like 10 almonds for a night time snack.


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Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2016, 08:35:12 AM
Pull out Kenyan birth certificate and start dub stepping
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 04, 2016, 09:08:06 AM
Shoot himself in the face in protest of gun laws
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Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 09:25:12 AM
He should nominate himself for the Supreme Court.


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Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 04, 2016, 09:27:01 AM
Stimulate the economy again with cash 4 clunkers part deuce
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2016, 09:29:36 AM
Bat flip
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 04, 2016, 09:30:54 AM
Install another murderous dictator in a middle east nation-state
Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 04, 2016, 09:32:02 AM
Take another shot at naming his favorite White Sox player.
Title: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 10:00:04 AM
Give Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright medal of freedoms


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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 04, 2016, 10:28:07 AM
Pardon Hillary.
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Post by: The Big Train on July 04, 2016, 10:31:37 AM
Build a wall
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Post by: wetwillie on July 04, 2016, 10:35:21 AM
Tell everyone who shot JFK
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Post by: Cire on July 04, 2016, 10:55:28 AM
Wear around a supreme court costume with a Jim Brown African hat everywhere for a month.


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Post by: wetwillie on July 04, 2016, 11:07:20 AM
Trade presidential favors with a group of wealthy Chicagoans and lead a group to bid for the Bulls.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2016, 11:29:54 AM
Trade presidential favors with a group of wealthy Chicagoans and lead a group to bid for the Bulls.

Biden has to be in mgmt tho
Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 12:29:36 PM
Future named head of NASA


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Title: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 12:30:43 PM
Buys the Mohana Surfrider and turns it in to a non-stop beach party


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Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2016, 12:48:00 PM
Make PR a state, give North Dakota to Canada
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 04, 2016, 01:56:38 PM
Declare martial law and position himself as permanent leader
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 04, 2016, 02:25:27 PM
Confiscate guns
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Post by: The Big Train on July 04, 2016, 02:38:59 PM
Go visit Kim Jong(Supreme Leader)
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Post by: Trim on July 04, 2016, 03:10:38 PM
https://youtu.be/Xqny33v-zy4?t=22m27s
Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: renocat on July 05, 2016, 05:12:53 PM
Send bags of dog crap to all republican members of Congress.
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Post by: wetwillie on July 05, 2016, 05:31:58 PM
declare bitcoin the official US Currency
Title: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: The Big Train on July 05, 2016, 05:33:07 PM
:kstategrad:
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Post by: wetwillie on July 05, 2016, 05:37:05 PM
make edward snowden director of the NSA
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 06, 2016, 01:32:05 PM
Announce a large investment in public works. 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 06, 2016, 01:42:41 PM
Buy some land next to Bush and party rock with him 24/7.
Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: renocat on July 06, 2016, 07:19:03 PM
Go tour.all of the sewer treatment plants named after him.   Eat a.big bowl of gravy and.hog jowls in front of wife.  Name the double doors.going into the press room Moooochelle.  Enroll his daughter in a public school.  Spend.a night in a Chicago ghetto.  Fart on the.American flag.  Throw bibles at hicks.from Arkansas.  Compare anatomy with.homeless transdude.  Go to Syria and.give a love hug.to.a.Jihdi.neck slicer.  Have the.secret.service.accidentally shoot.those.two moron dogs.
Title: Re: What Obama should do in his last week in office.
Post by: Kat Kid on July 07, 2016, 07:35:20 AM
Buy some land next to Bush and party rock with him 24/7.

Living in west Texas probably wouldn't be much fun for Barack.


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Post by: Fedor on July 07, 2016, 09:17:04 AM
Build a space rocket so we can get our own astronauts into orbit without having to rely on teh ruskies.