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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Kat Kid on July 04, 2016, 08:25:52 AM
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New National Anthem!
Replace the Star Spangled Banner with Ray Charles' version of 'America the Beautiful'
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Monday after Super Bowl new national holiday.
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For his last appearance as president, New Orleans funeral dirge and a carriage with two caskets then a moment of silence, then all of a sudden "Sweet Home Chicago" starts up and he and Joe emerge as the new Blues Brothers and Berry Obama is smoking a square and singing about going home while Joe is on the harmonica.
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Start eating like 10 almonds for a night time snack.
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Pull out Kenyan birth certificate and start dub stepping
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Shoot himself in the face in protest of gun laws
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He should nominate himself for the Supreme Court.
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Stimulate the economy again with cash 4 clunkers part deuce
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Bat flip
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Install another murderous dictator in a middle east nation-state
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Take another shot at naming his favorite White Sox player.
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Give Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright medal of freedoms
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Pardon Hillary.
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Build a wall
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Tell everyone who shot JFK
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Wear around a supreme court costume with a Jim Brown African hat everywhere for a month.
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Trade presidential favors with a group of wealthy Chicagoans and lead a group to bid for the Bulls.
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Trade presidential favors with a group of wealthy Chicagoans and lead a group to bid for the Bulls.
Biden has to be in mgmt tho
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Future named head of NASA
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Buys the Mohana Surfrider and turns it in to a non-stop beach party
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Make PR a state, give North Dakota to Canada
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Declare martial law and position himself as permanent leader
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Confiscate guns
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Go visit Kim Jong(Supreme Leader)
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https://youtu.be/Xqny33v-zy4?t=22m27s
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Send bags of dog crap to all republican members of Congress.
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declare bitcoin the official US Currency
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:kstategrad:
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make edward snowden director of the NSA
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Announce a large investment in public works.
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Buy some land next to Bush and party rock with him 24/7.
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Go tour.all of the sewer treatment plants named after him. Eat a.big bowl of gravy and.hog jowls in front of wife. Name the double doors.going into the press room Moooochelle. Enroll his daughter in a public school. Spend.a night in a Chicago ghetto. Fart on the.American flag. Throw bibles at hicks.from Arkansas. Compare anatomy with.homeless transdude. Go to Syria and.give a love hug.to.a.Jihdi.neck slicer. Have the.secret.service.accidentally shoot.those.two moron dogs.
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Buy some land next to Bush and party rock with him 24/7.
Living in west Texas probably wouldn't be much fun for Barack.
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Build a space rocket so we can get our own astronauts into orbit without having to rely on teh ruskies.