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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on May 22, 2016, 04:39:48 PM

Title: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: renocat on May 22, 2016, 04:39:48 PM

Even our team of crack legal minds could not spare these people the court's wrath.  Case 1.  Nuts pick up baby bison.  Take it to.rangers.  Herd won't accept it back.  Baby bumped off.  Case 2.  Canadians jump off boardwalk at Yellerstone and trump around.the geysers.  They are sorry and will make a donation.  Case 3.  Chile.  Naked guy wanting to commit suicide, jump naked into a lion pen.  Lions obliged.  Lions shot for killing nudist.

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2016, 06:53:14 PM

Agree with Reno on this

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: star seed 7 on May 22, 2016, 07:48:40 PM

This is Russian Roulette

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 23, 2016, 09:35:14 AM

Nailed the bbs'ers in order of importance(most to least).

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: renocat on May 23, 2016, 07:01:36 PM

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: star seed 7 on May 23, 2016, 07:16:48 PM

Quote from: renocat on May 23, 2016, 07:01:36 PM

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

I think getting bit by a bear is enough

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2016, 10:42:29 AM

Quote from: renocat on May 23, 2016, 07:01:36 PM

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

couldn't have said it better

Title: Re: Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.
Post by: renocat on May 29, 2016, 01:16:56 PM

Case #?.  Michigan.  Blackwood Dude wants to impress his woman by cooking her a squirrel.  On her would deck at her apartment he uses blowtorch to burn hair off squirrel.  Drops blow torch and squirrel.  Sets apartment complex on fire. It burns to the ground.  Squirrel is cooked.  Woman sqys she is not responsible.