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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on February 22, 2016, 01:43:05 PM

Title: Sperm killers. Will liberal protectors of people ban smart phones?
Post by: renocat on February 22, 2016, 01:43:05 PM

I just smart phones kept near your testicles will cook your spermies, up to 50%.  This is a disaster for mankind.  The scrotal bombs should be banned.  What kind of damage is being done to minorities and poor people who.can't afford sack insulators or crotch refrigerators.  This is serious.  Think the.deformed babies due to goofy seed.

Title: Re: Sperm killers. Will liberal protectors of people ban smart phones?
Post by: Institutional Control on February 22, 2016, 01:50:22 PM

Sounds like a form of abortion. Should probably ban phones in your pants.

Title: Re: Sperm killers. Will liberal protectors of people ban smart phones?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 22, 2016, 02:11:31 PM

They should immediately send a bunch of smart phones to the countries with Zika virus.

Title: Re: Sperm killers. Will liberal protectors of people ban smart phones?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 22, 2016, 03:42:31 PM

Quote from: memphis on February 22, 2016, 02:44:49 PM

Cook = not viable, or unwanted genetic degeneration?

Oh yeah I was thinking not viable but maybe he is saying they lead to deformations? In which case, probably not a good idea to heap that on top of Zika.

Title: Re: Sperm killers. Will liberal protectors of people ban smart phones?
Post by: renocat on February 22, 2016, 05:08:33 PM

Crap.  I had my phone in my front pocket all day.  I killed Lefties progeny.  Several Californutzy cities have contemplated passing ordinances the require all cell phones sold to have consumer warnings with sperm killer warnings.