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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: renocat on February 19, 2016, 08:16:18 AM

Title: Sick and clean short favorite jokes.
Post by: renocat on February 19, 2016, 08:16:18 AM
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?  He worked it out with a pencil.
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Post by: deputy dawg on February 19, 2016, 08:24:13 AM
What do you get when you cross a clam with an owl?

A mussel that wants to stay up all night.
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Post by: Canary on February 19, 2016, 08:27:34 AM
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 19, 2016, 08:31:29 AM
oscar Weber
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Post by: renocat on February 19, 2016, 09:55:17 AM
Mrs. Jones can Johnny come out and play baseball.  You kids know Johnny has no arms or legs. We know. We need a second base.
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 19, 2016, 09:57:57 AM
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey why the long face?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 19, 2016, 10:05:56 AM
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Post by: Canary on February 19, 2016, 10:21:06 AM
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?"
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 19, 2016, 10:22:03 AM
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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Post by: wetwillie on February 19, 2016, 01:16:04 PM
What sound does a whale make.


(Takes drink of water and spits all over persons face before they can answer)
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Post by: CHONGS on February 19, 2016, 03:58:46 PM
How many stars are in the sky?
50!
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Post by: meow meow on February 19, 2016, 04:07:51 PM
What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.
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Post by: meow meow on February 19, 2016, 04:08:29 PM
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.  I thought it was a nice jester.
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Post by: renocat on February 19, 2016, 09:36:35 PM
Why did tigger in the toilet? He was looking for pooh
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Post by: SdK on February 20, 2016, 02:54:41 AM
Quote from: Chingon on February 19, 2016, 03:58:46 PM
How many stars are in the sky?
50!
One of my favorites.

#TheWesIsTheFuture

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Post by: AbeFroman on February 20, 2016, 09:46:13 AM
A baby seal walks into a club.