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Title: Obama wants kids to bang!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 09:30:04 AM
 :emawkid: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/02/obama-removes-all-funding-for-abstinence-only-sex-education/
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Post by: CNS on February 17, 2016, 09:31:05 AM
Right in the anti planned parenthood ppl's face. 
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Post by: renocat on February 17, 2016, 09:34:17 AM
More abortions for Planned Hamburger.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 09:35:22 AM
How'd I do on the title, Reno?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
I'm pretty sure they can still teach abstinence as an option, just not the only option.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 10:28:31 AM
I stayed abstinent till my Senior year (HS), because mom and dad told me I'd rot in hell if I didn't wait till marriage, and then I met the one and thought hell was worth it after that.  :ROFL: Those sex ed classes did nothing for me. 
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2016, 10:34:08 AM
Parents can really eff up a kid
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 10:43:04 AM
Parents can really eff up a kid
Love my folks, but they made me swear on a stack of bibles a lot. Another reason why I thought I was going to hell. I'd rather lie than take that ass whipping.
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Post by: sys on February 17, 2016, 10:43:28 AM
Parents can really eff up a kid

i dunno, sounds like an easy excuse.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 10:45:04 AM
Even though I had to go to church 3 times a week and my mom told not to have sex I still did it. I don't remember much sex ed, but I think I would have been better prepared if they had actually had some real advice.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2016, 10:47:29 AM
My parent's only rules were don't knock anyone up and stay away from pills,  powders, and needles

Successful  :shy:
Title: Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 10:50:26 AM
My girlfriends parents were the bomb. They knew what we were up to and offered her opportunities to go to the doctor to get on the pill, but she still refused, because she was too embarrassed to tell them. I totally get it, but they weren't your average parents.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2016, 10:56:42 AM
The whole religion/going to hell thing is just super lazy parenting
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 10:57:24 AM
The whole religion/going to hell thing is just super lazy parenting
I agree. It still worked tho.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2016, 10:59:07 AM
You just said it didn't
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 11:07:37 AM
You just said it didn't
Well it did for awhile. I wasn't hooking up at 15 or 16. I'd say no and stuff, because I was heavy into the church. It just took me longer to cave.
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Post by: catastrophe on February 17, 2016, 11:10:14 AM
How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?
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Post by: CNS on February 17, 2016, 11:13:16 AM
How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?

Well, if your kid's health class is currently an abstinence-only class, I would imagine the entire class would be defunded.  Not sure how they are run now, but when I was in HS, that was an entire semester of one hour class three times a week.  Not sure how districts bill out facilities, but at very least that would be half a teacher salary for one year.  So, min $20k per high school, I would bet.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 11:21:09 AM
How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?

I think my "sex ed" was about 1 class period in health class where the boys and girls were separated. It was in junior high.
So, I think that probably cost about $200 because they had to find an extra room and teacher that day. I really don't even remember what they said.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 11:21:30 AM
It mentions it in one of those articles about the cost.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 11:22:50 AM
How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?

It's more than just telling them not to have sex. They have to tell them all the scary stuff that will happen if they do have sex too.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2016, 11:23:53 AM
Ours was like one week of PE or something in Jr high, so pitiful
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Post by: ChiComCat on February 17, 2016, 11:24:46 AM
How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?

The same amount as admitting condoms exist, I assume
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Post by: catastrophe on February 17, 2016, 11:26:28 AM

How much does it cost to tell kids not to have sex?

It's more than just telling them not to have sex. They have to tell them all the scary stuff that will happen if they do have sex too.

But you'd tell them all the same scary stuff as a reason to wear a condom. All I'm hearing ITT is that Obama wants to cut teacher's salaries. That's the bigger news IMO.
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Post by: CNS on February 17, 2016, 11:26:49 AM
I would be surprised if it was costed out at the level of how many days health class is specifically discussing sex.  I would imagine that if your curriculum for health class called for abstinence only, that funding for that entire health class would be held.  I may be wrong.
Title: Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 11:27:05 AM
Some of the comments!  :lol:

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My sister died from being anally perforated because she was unable to determine the difference between her poop chute and vag. This is because she was only ever told to not have sex. So, I approve of this move even though Jesus has threatened to pee on my grandmother.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 11:32:44 AM
Some of the comments!  :lol:

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My sister died from being anally perforated because she was unable to determine the difference between her poop chute and vag. This is because she was only ever told to not have sex. So, I approve of this move even though Jesus has threatened to pee on my grandmother.

I had a friend who the first time she had "sex", the guy's dick was actually just in that crease where your inner thigh meets your body....And she didn't realize that she hadn't actually had sex until the next time.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 17, 2016, 11:36:17 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: CNS on February 17, 2016, 11:37:35 AM
 :lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:
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Post by: renocat on February 17, 2016, 11:47:55 AM
Good title it has been the.goal of socialistic hunanist to change America through moral decay, and sex is their chosen tool.  Rabbit sex has led.to the disintegration of the.family and resulted in dysfunctional families dependant upon the welfare teat of Auntie Samantha.  No hooky nooky worked for me.  Right hand.hurts though.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 11:54:53 AM
:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
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Post by: CNS on February 17, 2016, 12:05:12 PM
Obama should rethink this just for the lol factor.
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Post by: slobber on February 17, 2016, 12:55:37 PM

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Title: Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
Post by: sys on February 17, 2016, 02:13:20 PM
a good abstinence-only educator would print out this thread and distribute it as a list of alternative activities.
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Post by: Institutional Control on February 17, 2016, 04:36:20 PM

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Not Gooch. Canadian friend.
Title: Re: Obama wants kids to bang!
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 04:57:01 PM

:lol:


I had a friend that got caught up between his date and the sheet.  Didn't know he didn't until she told him.  :lol:

I know about another couple where it was going between the girl's butt and a pillow and the guy thought he was having anal sex.
poor Gooch....that's funny


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Not Gooch. Canadian friend.

Definitely not Gooch because it happened in High School and I didn't even know him then. Plus it happened to my friend.