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Title: Valentines Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 12, 2016, 09:20:06 AM
Hate it.. Always have.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 12, 2016, 09:20:37 AM
That being said what should I give Mrs y-l_a for valentines day. NON SEXUAL YOU GUYS!
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 09:24:06 AM

That being said what should I give Mrs y-l_a for valentines day. NON SEXUAL YOU GUYS!

Tasteful nude (artistic) photo of yourself.  Not a sexual one, obviously.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 09:29:34 AM
Perhaps a large tin of delicious Topsy's popcorn?  Unless she is morbidly obese, because she  might take offense.  Though, she would probably love it too. So, maybe this would be a good way to show her that you really "get her" and accept her as she is. 
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 09:30:23 AM
My son likes to receive Star Wars Legos.  They are non-sexual. 
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2016, 09:32:54 AM
Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: TownieCat on February 12, 2016, 09:33:53 AM
Treat her to a mani/pedi. Not by you, but take her to a professional.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2016, 09:34:27 AM
Cook for her.  Something you don't normally do and something that takes a little time.  Also, booze.  All non sexual, but sets up the sexual.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2016, 09:34:34 AM
Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

And then guess what else I'm going to do Yoga? I'm going to take her to...
#POUNDTOWNUSA
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 12, 2016, 09:54:27 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 12, 2016, 09:56:13 AM
You should treat her like dirt on VD so she knows just how lucky she is to have you every other day of the year.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2016, 09:58:22 AM
Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

oh man, what a great opportunity to act out the bachelor in real life
set the rose on a bread plate on the table and don't give it to her until after dinner.  once you finish eating, look at her and tell her it's been great getting to know her more and that you enjoy spending time with her, and then hold the rose up and say, "mrs wacky, will you accept this rose?"
and then bring her home and bone her and pretend she's Lace.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2016, 10:00:23 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2016, 10:06:25 AM
Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

oh man, what a great opportunity to act out the bachelor in real life
set the rose on a bread plate on the table and don't give it to her until after dinner.  once you finish eating, look at her and tell her it's been great getting to know her more and that you enjoy spending time with her, and then hold the rose up and say, "mrs wacky, will you accept this rose?"
and then bring her home and bone her and pretend she's Lace.
:thumbs: It's like your in my head, thinking the exact same way that I do.
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:14:33 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:16:48 AM
Thoughts on hand-made "coupons" good for various domestic things (e.g. I get to talk about a dream I had, or what is that smell?)
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 12, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.
except for when wacky takes his misses to dinner



just kiddin wackster! love ya babe
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2016, 10:17:58 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

yikes, was she talking about venereal disease?
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:19:03 AM
Another idea:  a slow cooker, with those clamps on the top to keep the lid on when you travel (chili cook offs at the office, lil' smokies on the go, etc.)
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

yikes, was she talking about venereal disease?

Your guess is as good as mine on this one.  Pubic lice are not a "disease" though, so I feel like we can rule that out regardless here.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2016, 10:22:23 AM
well, regardless, gooch needs to give mrs gooch a rose tonight and then make sweet love to her while he pretends that she's Lace.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:23:07 AM
What about one of those e cigarettes?  The fancy ones with the flavors.  Perhaps "chocolate" for Valentines Day???!
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2016, 10:23:15 AM
You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.
except for when wacky takes his misses to dinner



just kiddin wackster! love ya babe
:lol: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2016, 10:23:50 AM
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Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 12, 2016, 10:27:40 AM
So the other day my friends & I were meeting and one of the friends' 5 year old daughter was there, using a iPad....and we looked over and the app she had up was "Sex Position Chooser"....so you could get your girl an app like that for her iPad.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: The Big Train on February 12, 2016, 10:29:47 AM
It's a gigantic waste of money, don't get her anything but just spend a night in
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2016, 10:33:03 AM
What about one of those e cigarettes?  The fancy ones with the flavors.  Perhaps "chocolate" for Valentines Day???!

wow, fantastic idea.  she could smoke the e-cigarette after having sex and pretending to be Lace
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Brock Landers on February 12, 2016, 10:34:37 AM
People in Alabama can barely read, so I'm a bit skeptical they're searching for the works of Lord Byron.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Shooter Jones on February 12, 2016, 10:36:20 AM
I got us a fancy hipster tent that we can do sex in when it's warmer.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: The Big Train on February 12, 2016, 10:39:47 AM
Valentine's Day is another fabricated holiday created by big business to get your money. I feel bad you all are in their pocket
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: The Big Train on February 12, 2016, 10:41:13 AM
Big flower shop especially. T's
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 12, 2016, 10:50:28 AM
She wants a tandem bike   :horrorsurprise: wow Iowa
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: star seed 7 on February 12, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
Wow, maybe rethink your life yla
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 12, 2016, 12:40:52 PM
I got us a fancy hipster tent that we can do sex in when it's warmer.
What is a hipster tent?
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Shooter Jones on February 12, 2016, 01:55:34 PM
I got us a fancy hipster tent that we can do sex in when it's warmer.
What is a hipster tent?

I don't know.
Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: Dub on February 12, 2016, 02:38:56 PM
I got us a fancy hipster tent that we can do sex in when it's warmer.
What is a hipster tent?

I don't know.

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Title: Re: Valentines Day
Post by: SdK on February 12, 2016, 03:15:52 PM
I got us a fancy hipster tent that we can do sex in when it's warmer.
What is a hipster tent?

I don't know.

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 :dunno:
Great tent for voyeurs

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