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Title: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: AppleJack on February 03, 2016, 03:47:39 PM
Like if you had a company dinner that night and your sister is out of town and cant watch them. I think I probably would, for a few hours anyways. Not like overnight or anything.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Trim on February 03, 2016, 03:52:38 PM
AJ is like that Flint mom/nurse who said of her lead-filled son, "it's just a few IQ points."
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: AppleJack on February 03, 2016, 04:04:54 PM
AJ is like that Flint mom/nurse who said of her lead-filled son, "it's just a few IQ points."

Right, I mean we're in a pinch here and he's available in March. It wont kill them.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 03, 2016, 04:08:44 PM
I would, if for no other reason than to hear the exbruces for why the kids aren't in bed when I get home.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Skipper44 on February 03, 2016, 04:09:17 PM
What do you think oscar makes the kids for dinner?  I prolly just order a pizza but I would be very interested if BW's domestic skills extend into the home.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 03, 2016, 04:11:03 PM
What do you think oscar makes the kids for dinner?  I prolly just order a pizza but I would be very interested if BW's domestic skills extend into the home.

fish sticks with kraft macaroni
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Trim on February 03, 2016, 04:11:52 PM
I would, if for no other reason than to hear the exbruces for why the kids aren't in bed when I get home.

Schedule-makers, obvs.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Trim on February 03, 2016, 04:13:08 PM
AJ is like that Flint mom/nurse who said of her lead-filled son, "it's just a few IQ points."

Right, I mean we're in a pinch here and he's available in March. It wont kill them.

I'm calling SRS.  This will be the 2nd time a gE situation has gotten to that point (nicname, juggalos, etc.)
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 03, 2016, 04:15:30 PM
I would, if for no other reason than to hear the exbruces for why the kids aren't in bed when I get home.

Schedule-makers, obvs.

We did him no favors.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: CNS on February 03, 2016, 04:23:58 PM
Nope.  Next time you watch him in the tunnel getting Stanterviewed prior to a game, look at his eyes when he isn't talking.  There is some weird and wrong crap going on under there. 
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 03, 2016, 11:29:34 PM
Feel like he would send kids the wrong message. Like, they would write all over the walls with crayons or whatever, but he wouldn't put them in TO until like 45 minutes later and the kids wouldn't understand what they were being punished for.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: sys on February 03, 2016, 11:30:42 PM
no.  because of the racial strife.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 03, 2016, 11:31:42 PM
sure.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Tobias on February 03, 2016, 11:36:59 PM
i wouldn't let johnathan and sarah watch him
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: ednksu on February 03, 2016, 11:43:20 PM
What do you think oscar makes the kids for dinner?  I prolly just order a pizza but I would be very interested if BW's domestic skills extend into the home.
I feel like he'd make a nice nutritious meal, cooking in a ruffly apron and suit, with some fancy chicken dish and something involving green beans.  The kids would say eff this and nuke some bagel bites and smash them.   And oscar would conclude he had a moral victory when he flashed and yelled hands enough that the kids washed them before eating.  Afterwards he'd still take them out for soft serve in a dodge caravan.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 04, 2016, 12:09:25 AM
Bet he pulls out the ol Try Hard Chart at homework time.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: bones129 on February 04, 2016, 12:17:21 AM
Bet he pulls out the ol Try Hard Chart at homework time.

No doubt. It's in his blood.
Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: Trim on February 07, 2016, 12:54:09 AM
Nope.  Next time you watch him in the tunnel getting Stanterviewed prior to a game, look at his eyes when he isn't talking.  There is some weird and wrong crap going on under there. 

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Title: Re: Would you let oscar Weber watch your children?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 07, 2016, 11:43:43 AM
I bet Oscar does that upper Midwest born and bred passive aggressive-ity with zeal.