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Title: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 28, 2016, 05:17:14 PM
Well the real gal pals have now affected Barbie dolls.  They are plump with big butts.  Sigh, what next?  These pc people are going to ruin male horniness yet.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 28, 2016, 09:24:26 PM
Shut up you low life sex fiend.  It is time we quit treating women like sex objects.  We start by letting little boys who watch their sisters play with Barbie known that women are more than big honkers.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 28, 2016, 10:24:50 PM
The new Barbies are not fat. They should be called "slightly more realistic Barbie" instead of Curvy, Petite, and Tall Barbie.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: The Big Train on January 28, 2016, 10:27:36 PM
the original barbie figure was actually humanly impossible by measurement standards
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: nicname on January 28, 2016, 10:35:10 PM
the original barbie figure was actually humanly impossible by measurement standards

it's good to have goals
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: The Big Train on January 28, 2016, 10:36:12 PM
the original barbie figure was actually humanly impossible by measurement standards

it's good to have goals

yep, dying is a pretty attainable goal
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: ednksu on January 28, 2016, 10:48:18 PM
Well the real gal pals have now affected Barbie dolls.  They are plump with big butts.  Sigh, what next?  These pc people are going to ruin male horniness yet.
Shut up you low life sex fiend.  It is time we quit treating women like sex objects.  We start by letting little boys who watch their sisters play with Barbie known that women are more than big honkers.
Did you forget which sock you were logged in as?
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: ednksu on January 28, 2016, 10:50:53 PM
the original barbie figure was actually humanly impossible by measurement standards

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/barbie-real-womaan-anatomically-impossible-article-1.1316533

Comically bad. Or that's just what the SJW thought police want you to believe!
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: cfbandyman on January 29, 2016, 09:20:08 AM
Well the real gal pals have now affected Barbie dolls.  They are plump with big butts.  Sigh, what next?  These pc people are going to ruin male horniness yet.
Shut up you low life sex fiend.  It is time we quit treating women like sex objects.  We start by letting little boys who watch their sisters play with Barbie known that women are more than big honkers.
Did you forget which sock you were logged in as?

I do enjoy when that happens. Surprisingly often I see something like this.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 29, 2016, 01:24:50 PM
Shut up you low life sex fiend.  It is time we quit treating women like sex objects.  We start by letting little boys who watch their sisters play with Barbie known that women are more than big honkers.
Okay prude dude if you are so against the sexualization of women let's just ban all popular music and videos that kids listen and watch. They treat women like nothing more than groin grinders for men.  Teach these little brains they live in the real world where sex is used by both men and women.  Barbies started out as adult sex toys and gag gifts I say why ruin something good for.PC. 
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: ednksu on January 29, 2016, 01:36:06 PM
Shut up you low life sex fiend.  It is time we quit treating women like sex objects.  We start by letting little boys who watch their sisters play with Barbie known that women are more than big honkers.
Okay prude dude if you are so against the sexualization of women let's just ban all popular music and videos that kids listen and watch. They treat women like nothing more than groin grinders for men.  Teach these little brains they live in the real world where sex is used by both men and women. Barbies started out as adult sex toys and gag gifts I say why ruin something good for.PC.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie#History
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: The Big Train on January 29, 2016, 01:36:22 PM
What is going on :confused:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: cfbandyman on January 29, 2016, 02:08:36 PM
Reno's multiple voices in his head are fighting it out ITT :runaway:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 30, 2016, 08:56:05 AM
Prude dude don't tell be this change is not a crusade by a bunch of denutter feminists and it is not this noble cause to desexualize.  Why isn't there a "Ken dad" model with a pot gut, bald, and hair on his back?
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2016, 09:02:22 AM
Renocat hates the free market.  Weird
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 30, 2016, 03:42:19 PM
I agree with Sundance just shut eff up.  Crawl into your cave and draw obscene pictures on the of your bimbos.  Women are not.sex meat.

Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 31, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
Agree any smart man knows women ain't meat, but sex undertones are.still present.  Trying to make kids toys to change this fact is ignorant.  Girls.in past.didn't want a Porky Patty doll.  I ask why?
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 31, 2016, 05:21:18 PM
I support the free market.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: star seed 7 on January 31, 2016, 05:24:05 PM
Anyone who cares about this either way is an idiot
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on January 31, 2016, 05:47:42 PM
Anyone who cares about this either way is an idiot
My lost.post.to this thread.  Libs hit.the nail on the head.  Time.devoted a whole.cove4.to this.  Social thinkers spent time debating.  Mattel is.losing money on Barbie.  They did well getting.a buzz.  I would like.to see a pot.belly Ken and a Toad In Pantsuit Running for.President barbie.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on January 31, 2016, 07:00:33 PM
It's a doll. Based on my very limited experience with dolls, about 99% of dolls aren't anatomically realistic. The heads are bigger. Eyes are bigger. Who the F cares? I mean, besides crazy feminists.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: star seed 7 on January 31, 2016, 07:05:46 PM
It's a doll. Based on my very limited experience with dolls, about 99% of dolls aren't anatomically realistic. The heads are bigger. Eyes are bigger. Who the F cares? I mean, besides crazy feminists.

and of course crazy regressocons that make a huge deal when a doll is changed
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 31, 2016, 07:47:52 PM
 :lol:  @ lib
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: star seed 7 on January 31, 2016, 08:16:36 PM
Anyone who cares about this either way is an idiot

oh man, how  :lol:

such a weirdo dax
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 31, 2016, 08:21:53 PM
OMG so weird!
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Tobias on January 31, 2016, 08:24:57 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: MakeItRain on February 15, 2016, 03:25:41 AM
Also not fat, I even question if she is plus sized, but Ashley Graham making the SI swimsuit cover is fantastic. She's incredibly hot.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: gatoveintisiete on February 15, 2016, 04:29:04 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: gatoveintisiet on February 15, 2016, 07:47:29 AM
He's a walking, talking, cliche' isn't he
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: MakeItRain on February 15, 2016, 09:17:57 AM
What cliche would that be?
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 15, 2016, 09:36:08 AM
I don't think Curvy Barbie is even big enough to be "average".
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: MakeItRain on February 15, 2016, 09:55:16 AM
Robyn Lawley is also in the swimsuit issue. She's considered plus sized at 6'2" 180, wtf :ROFL:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 15, 2016, 10:26:33 AM
#TeamCurves
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: renocat on February 15, 2016, 01:00:02 PM
What.about.those lice like.robo sex dolls.  Some are.porky round.
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: star seed 7 on February 15, 2016, 01:03:50 PM
Lice like  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 15, 2016, 01:21:19 PM
Lice like  :sdeek:

 :Crazy:
Title: Re: Fat Barbie
Post by: treysolid on February 23, 2016, 03:37:22 PM
"Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations...of how easy it's gonna be to tear off a head"

bonus points if you know the author of the quote.