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Title: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 10:24:27 AM
Since Jack keeps getting the error404 and Spock has thus far failed to fix that, J Holly Blasingame has sent me a few messages to send to you EMAW

1. You will never be blessed with an earthquake to change the landscape of your ever boring flat land. NEVER. And that, gentlemen, is a Jack Blasingame Lock. That's it. That's it.

2. While Jack is waiting to be truly un-banned, and to receive his ten apologies, in the meantime he's going on a Mediterranean cruise. So while you monkey scrotums are sitting back in that little EMAW secret room giggling like drugged up homos about Jack not being able to post, Jack will be sunning on the ship deck with drink in hand and being fanned by topless HETEROSEXUAL Greek women with big-ass palm leaves.

3. You are the new Negative Nellies of college football message boarding. If you don't know what it means to be accused of Negative Nellie by Jack, well, it ain't good. It has lasting repercussions. Permanent damage.

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Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 10:26:35 AM
I'll be back with more Massages From Jack later
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 19, 2015, 10:49:58 AM
Only poors take cruises.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 19, 2015, 10:51:45 AM
Only poors take cruises.

Pretty hard for you boys to realize what open water is when the closest thing you've got are KU alums pissin' on ya....

No Offense

Rev
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 19, 2015, 11:01:40 AM
Only poors take cruises.

Pretty hard for you boys to realize what open water is when the closest thing you've got are KU alums pissin' on ya....

No Offense

Rev

Huge poor confirmed.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: gatoveintisiete on December 19, 2015, 11:03:23 AM
Jack's right, can't argue with any of what he said.  :frown:
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 12:02:44 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: The Big Train on December 19, 2015, 12:05:39 PM
could you imagine being the messenger bitch of someone who doesn't know how to use a computer :lol:
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 19, 2015, 12:24:28 PM
could you imagine being the messenger bitch of someone who doesn't know how to use a computer :lol:

Damn...another brilliant zinger....

Rev
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 20, 2015, 09:31:29 AM
Rev - you heard from Jack? How's the gout? :pray:
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 20, 2015, 10:38:55 AM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 20, 2015, 11:38:45 AM
another message from Jack..



"EMAW! Fore one, I'm on the outside looking in and see a sHITTON of grammer mistakes from you socalled KState academians. fine. FINE. Its your massage board and if you want to portray the stupid, then do it. Tubesock, thank you for yor unbiased analysis of the proceedings thus far.

I plan on making it in as soon as the apologies start rolling in. I like that pitchfork emoticon = who is CARL?

One last think... all of you politically correct wusses on here, why did the feminazis not win the war to make the website into EPAW? Every Person A Wildcat. IT'S ONLY FAIR!!!!! so just like Obama refusing to use anything but ISIL, I'm referring to you as EPAW.

SEXYIST NEANDERTHALLS!!!!!"
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 20, 2015, 12:30:19 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: lopakman on December 21, 2015, 08:29:11 AM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 21, 2015, 09:51:07 AM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: star seed 7 on December 21, 2015, 09:56:35 AM
Cruise people and wal-mart people heavily overlap
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 21, 2015, 12:04:11 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: ShellShock on December 21, 2015, 04:15:29 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 21, 2015, 08:09:49 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

Poor people can't take vacations? And I'm the bigot?
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: ShellShock on December 22, 2015, 08:05:09 AM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

Poor people can't take vacations? And I'm the bigot?

Correct. You should probably worry about not being poor and contributing to society in a positive way first before frivolously spending money on things you probably shouldn't be spending money on to begin with.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 22, 2015, 10:47:06 AM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

It's more an observation.  You have fun singing karoke on the lido deck with the couple you met from South Dakota.  Don't forget to hit the Captain's happy hour
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 22, 2015, 11:03:44 AM
The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 22, 2015, 11:19:43 AM
The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

We are everything they would love to be
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: lopakman on December 22, 2015, 12:59:06 PM
The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

We are everything they would love to be

Winning championships makes you desirable, can you blame them?
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: lopakman on December 22, 2015, 01:34:36 PM
They really like cruises in Arkansas, now I get why pigaggies get so mad.  They're very proud of their flagship cruiseline

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Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 22, 2015, 09:14:12 PM
Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

He's a lawyer and does pro-bono work for the poor people of northern Arkansas, because unlike you he's a good person.

I don't believe a single thing you just said...

Only poors take cruises.

How did you come to that conclusion, Einstein?

Because cruises are cheap and the poor people I know go on them because they are cheap.

I'm surprised you associate with poor people.

I am surprised you act like cruises aren't for poors.  Maybe I shouldn't be

I'm sorry - I'm not an bad person by trying to judge someone's financial capacity based upon what they do for vacation.

If you don't have enough money to take a vacation that's better than a crappy cruise, you probably shouldn't be spending money on vacations at all.

Poor people can't take vacations? And I'm the bigot?

Correct. You should probably worry about not being poor and contributing to society in a positive way first before frivolously spending money on things you probably shouldn't be spending money on to begin with.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

Never heard of this person.

The arkansas obsession with k-state is Jim Jones like

We are everything they would love to be

No thanks.

They really like cruises in Arkansas, now I get why pigaggies get so mad.  They're very proud of their flagship cruiseline

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That's funny right there.
Title: Re: Messages to EMAW from Pondwater Jack
Post by: LSUFan on December 22, 2015, 11:56:27 PM
could you imagine being the messenger bitch of someone who doesn't know how to use a computer :lol:
Kinda like you, searching for your real daddy, Big Train Pulled on Me.