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Title: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:02:34 PM
Crap, what a boring bunch of dirt-lickers....

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 18, 2015, 12:07:42 PM
Your mistake was putting all your eggs in the PWJ basket.  Now all credibility is lost. 
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:08:24 PM
The only reason Kansas is a state is because Oklahoma already had its own bad person...

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:09:18 PM
Your mistake was putting all your eggs in the PWJ basket.  Now all credibility is lost.

You bastards wouldn't know how to use a basket...

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 18, 2015, 12:13:22 PM
ok
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: kitten_mittons on December 18, 2015, 12:15:47 PM
Test.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 12:28:35 PM
Word to the wise:  When Rev's 'roids are acting up and he's got the squirts, it ain't a good time to engage in tomfoolery with him. 

You've been warned. :whistle1:
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: kitten_mittons on December 18, 2015, 12:31:32 PM
Word to the wise:  When Rev's 'roids are acting up and he's got the squirts, it ain't a good time to engage in tomfoolery with him. 

You've been warned. :whistle1:
Were you able to see the post I made?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 12:34:10 PM
Word to the wise:  When Rev's 'roids are acting up and he's got the squirts, it ain't a good time to engage in tomfoolery with him. 

You've been warned. :whistle1:
Were you able to see the post I made?

I'm blind, so unless it's in braille the answer is no.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:43:44 PM
I did....pussymitten's livin' up to his Kansas University allegiance.....

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:44:40 PM
By the way....never mind, you wouldn't understand....

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 18, 2015, 12:47:48 PM
I did....pussymitten's livin' up to his Kansas University allegiance.....

Rev

You had the chili relleno with extra jalpenos for lunch again didn't you?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
You are pretty dumb, but that's expected from an arkansan
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 12:49:41 PM
Poop jokes hur hur hur
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 12:51:34 PM
By the way....never mind, you wouldn't understand....

Rev

Comprehension ain't their strong suit, Rev.  Neither is spirited debate.

Come to think of it, I ain't sure they have a strong suit.   Maybe talkin' Star Wars and Star Trek; they do seem to fixate on those two things.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:51:52 PM
You are pretty dumb, but that's expected from an arkansan

Damn Tom Clancy....what a comeback.......

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: The Big Train on December 18, 2015, 12:52:50 PM
I think the OP has been a pretty big bigot tbh and not very nice at all
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:53:10 PM
By the way....never mind, you wouldn't understand....

Rev

Comprehension ain't their strong suit, Rev.  Neither is spirited debate.

Come to think of it, I ain't sure they have a strong suit.   Maybe talkin' Star Wars and Star Trek; they do seem to fixate on those two things.

Punctuation marks seem to take up a lot o' space here......sort of like Kansas' fat-ass women.....

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 12:55:40 PM
I think the OP has been a pretty big bigot tbh and not very nice at all

He has actually shown remarkable restraint thus far.  You should see him when he's pissed..
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: The Big Train on December 18, 2015, 12:57:07 PM
I guess being the biggest bigot is like something to be proud of in Arkansas :dunno:
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 12:58:48 PM
I guess being the biggest bigot is like something to be proud of in Arkansas :dunno:

Not really.  Not like it does at Westboro. 

/thread
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 18, 2015, 12:59:14 PM
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 18, 2015, 01:07:07 PM
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."

I'd say you being pissed is of little consequence since you can't whip anybody.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 18, 2015, 01:08:35 PM
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."

I'd say you being pissed is of little consequence since you can't whip anybody.
K, but that's still a really bad name for a person.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 01:09:38 PM
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."

I'd say you being pissed is of little consequence since you can't whip anybody.

Now now, Jimmy.....I'm sure they could beat Kansas......

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 18, 2015, 01:10:27 PM
I'm actually pissed about the name "Navin."

I'd say you being pissed is of little consequence since you can't whip anybody.
K, but that's still a really bad name for a person.

Navin = bad,  bubbles = good.  Okay, I think I've got it.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: EMAWican on December 18, 2015, 01:34:34 PM
Just checked the game date and Jesus Christ we have to put up with this shill for three more weeks?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 18, 2015, 01:38:32 PM
Just checked the game date and Jesus Christ we have to put up with this shill for three more weeks?

We're just the advance scouts and recon guys.  The ground troops and heavy artillery won't be here until next week.

And you still can anticipate the triumphant return of Pondwater Jack.  His gout was a little better this morning and that nasty STD was clearing up a bit too.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 18, 2015, 01:40:51 PM
Just checked the game date and Jesus Christ we have to put up with this shill for three more weeks?

STFU wiccan

go smoke some herbal cigarettes and worship a tree stump and stuff
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Pett on December 18, 2015, 01:57:26 PM
Why are you so angry?
Title: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 02:07:02 PM
"Tries too hard guy" tries too hard at everything except bigotry, which just comes naturally.


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Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 18, 2015, 02:15:01 PM
"Tries too hard guy" tries too hard at everything except bigotry, which just comes naturally.


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We're all bigots. Yep.

So do you use masculine or feminine pet names for your boyfriend?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 02:17:49 PM
I don't use pet names?
WHAT NOW MOTHER rough rider?


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Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 18, 2015, 02:21:14 PM
I don't use pet names?
WHAT NOW MOTHER rough rider?


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I guess he's the butch then. So you must be the b!tch.

Kansas sucks. Manhattan/Junction City is particularly piss poor.



Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: EMAWican on December 18, 2015, 02:22:14 PM
Just checked the game date and Jesus Christ we have to put up with this shill for three more weeks?

STFU wiccan

go smoke some herbal cigarettes and worship a tree stump and stuff

Don't be butthurt that I'm more 'Murican than you.

Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 02:44:16 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 18, 2015, 03:52:49 PM
i don't have any intelligence. i left it all over at hogville. those douchebags don't think Ben Simmons is overrated. i can't even take these fuckboes serious. they probably think Ben Simmons isn't overrated too
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 04:05:39 PM
Never heard of him
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 04:10:46 PM
Never heard of him

I'll cut you some slack there... The SEC's having a down year in basketball outside of Kentucky. But FYI - he's the LSU basketball team's freshman phenom. He's the only thing they've got.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 18, 2015, 04:22:30 PM
No one cares about LSU basketball.  Probably not even LSU fans.  Or the AD even.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 04:22:48 PM
JUNCTION CITY IS A TREASURE YOU ASS HAT!!!!


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Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 04:43:59 PM
No one cares about LSU basketball.  Probably not even LSU fans.  Or the AD even.

That's the dumbest thing I've read in awhile.  About as dumb as you all saying you don't care about the bowl game...which is fine. Don't show up. Get embarassed. Doesn't matter to us. We will win either way... just like last time.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 18, 2015, 04:48:51 PM
JUNCTION CITY IS A TREASURE YOU ASS HAT!!!!


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You need to lay off that narcotic mofo, that chit will make you null and void.

I know about JC and Manhattan. I've lived there, owned a house there. If Riley dried up, everything but the university would disappear.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 05:44:07 PM

JUNCTION CITY IS A TREASURE YOU ASS HAT!!!!


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You need to lay off that narcotic mofo, that chit will make you null and void.

I know about JC and Manhattan. I've lived there, owned a house there. If Riley dried up, everything but the university would disappear.
ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!!!


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Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 05:44:19 PM
Couldn't afford manhattan huh? Poor pig aggie  :frown:
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: bucket on December 18, 2015, 06:54:47 PM
Never heard of him

I'll cut you some slack there... The SEC's having a down year in basketball outside of Kentucky.

Water is wet.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 18, 2015, 07:30:56 PM
 :combofan:

I think I finally found their goat rough ridin' emoticon.
Title: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: The Big Train on December 18, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
another bestiality comment, weird
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 08:10:21 PM
another bestiality comment, weird

If the shoe fits.

Besides you asshat K-State fans have been calling Arkansas people fat and poor since day one. It's no different.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: The Big Train on December 18, 2015, 08:11:43 PM
oh im sorry, whos blog are we on?  who attacked who first?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 08:14:29 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 08:15:05 PM
oh, racist and homophobic might also break the top 3, so let's just say you guys have 5 well known qualities
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 08:16:20 PM
oh im sorry, whos blog are we on?  who attacked who first?

Does that change what I said? I don't give two shits whose blog it is.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 18, 2015, 08:25:42 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish

KSU football and basketball are both a joke. We'll be showing you that about football at the Liberty Bowl.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 08:30:21 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish

1) KU Jayhawks
2) Corn
3) Flat
Title: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 09:08:56 PM
We'll be showing you that about football at the Liberty Bowl.
Every year, as soon as the bowl schedule comes out, I circle the Liberty Bowl on my calendar so I am sure to watch and learn about great football. #LibertyBowl


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Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: KSUBrian on December 18, 2015, 09:12:46 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish

1 3) KU Jayhawks Dorothy
2) Corn Wheat
3 1) Flat

FYP
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 18, 2015, 09:41:11 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish

1) KU Jayhawks
2) Corn
3) Flat
You forgot Tornadoes.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 10:06:12 PM
the difference is the entire country knows arkansans are fat and poor (and stupid). ask anyone in the country what comes to mind when they think arkansas and those will be the top 3.  ask them about kansas and it's 1. ksu football 2. ksu basketball 3. wizard of oz (we get kind of tired about that one) so your bestiality thing is just stupid and childish

1 3) KU Jayhawks Dorothy
2) Corn Wheat
3 1) Flat

FYP

A respectable reset but I really think KU deserves a little more love.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 19, 2015, 05:37:34 AM
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 19, 2015, 07:45:42 AM

libliblibliblibliblib = the sound a dog makes when he's licking his ass.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 08:13:11 AM
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?

Rev

Last time I heard, yes.
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 19, 2015, 08:23:41 AM
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?

Rev

Last time I heard, yes.

KSU is a two year school, right?
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 19, 2015, 09:24:50 AM
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?

Rev

Last time I heard, yes.

KSU is a two year school, right?

Most of 'em get through their first semester in two years, so yeah.....

Rev
Title: Re: I'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU KANSAS JERKWADS, BUT THE HONEYMOON'S OVER
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 09:30:11 AM
Kansas University....that's the one where they actually keep graduation stats, right?

Rev

Last time I heard, yes.

KSU is a two year school, right?

VoTech I believe. Agri too.