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Title: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 10:49:43 PM
does anyone watch this?  i love it but always forget it's on.  the last 15 minutes or so are always the best because they read viewer emails.

so far tonight someone asked if they are going to hell if they have a christmas tree and another said she was nervous because a church friend didn't tithe one week and god got her fired from her job because of it and then another one that was scared about the illuminati
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 10:50:28 PM
oh, and the tv priest guy (robertson?) answers each of these questions seriously
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 10:51:33 PM
next up is a detective who has been investigating the murder of jesus  :excited:
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: mocat on December 16, 2015, 10:58:11 PM
Lib see if you can dig up the vid of robertson comparing homosexuality to bestiality, its amazing
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: CNS on December 17, 2015, 06:16:15 AM
This sounds fantastic.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: mocat on December 17, 2015, 07:58:32 AM
https://youtu.be/hK3vQGDGCHA (https://youtu.be/hK3vQGDGCHA)
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 09:38:48 AM
lib you dedicate an inordinate amount of time to stuff like this. 
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 09:43:10 AM
Yeah, I should probably be killing animals for fun instead
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: CNS on December 17, 2015, 09:58:07 AM
Doing what you do would make me angry, frustrated, or sad a bunch.  I stay clear of things like Rush and the 700 club.  If I want to be frustrated with the dumbassery of my fellow man, I will just go to Target or Walmart.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 10:01:06 AM
It makes me laugh out loud, it's great entertainment. Target and wal-mart make me pretty frustrated tho
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: CNS on December 17, 2015, 10:02:26 AM
Target is designed specifically by the Illuminati to keep the masses down though frustration and distraction.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 10:42:08 AM
Doing what you do would make me angry, frustrated, or sad a bunch.  I stay clear of things like Rush and the 700 club.  If I want to be frustrated with the dumbassery of my fellow man, I will just go to Target or Walmart.

Pretty much this.  I do listen to NPR sometimes which is good for a laugh or a scoff so often, and BITB, but that's about it, avoid the rest.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 10:52:24 AM
Npr makes me angry, it's so douchey
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 10:52:41 AM
Ms. Wacky asked me why I don't hide my former roommate on Facebook, because he's rough ridin' insane and an over the top libtard posting dumb crap 24/7. I mean like, he's 10X worse than Lib^7 and blames everyone else for his failures, minus himself. Anyways, I don't hide him, because i'm entertained as eff!
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Tobias on December 17, 2015, 10:54:54 AM
wacky, i do similar but i don't know if interacting with this specific guy is a net positive for you in this case
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 10:58:08 AM
wacky, i do similar but i don't know if interacting with this specific guy is a net positive for you in this case
Yeah, I need to stop looking at Facebook on the weekend when i've been PAK'ing. That's usually the only time I respond to him. Then I wake up the next day and i'm like.... eff! 300 mentions later. It's so not worth it.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 11:00:14 AM
wacky, i do similar but i don't know if interacting with this specific guy is a net positive for you in this case

I don't think that guy is a net positive for anyone
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Tobias on December 17, 2015, 11:00:14 AM
not just this past time in particular - I'm assuming it's the same guy that "took handouts to go to South America and then didn't go" or whatever?  this guy seems to be just 100% rage fuel for ya
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 17, 2015, 11:00:56 AM
The 700 Club is pretty funny
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:01:35 AM
not just this past time in particular - I'm assuming it's the same guy that "took handouts to go to South America and then didn't go" or whatever?  this guy seems to be just 100% rage fuel for ya
Yes! That's the guy!
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:16:35 AM
Did I ever tell you what he did this last summer, 'bias? I hosted a KC bachelor party for my friend who got married from Salina. He wanted him invited, so I said ok. We had free passes to shlitterbaun and we went on Saturday. He then called some girl he met on Tinder to come down from St. Joseph to hang out. He left the bachelor party to be with her at the park. We didn't see him for like 2 hours and he wasn't answering his phone. I hate him, so I told the guys to leave him there and he could cab it home to downtown. During this process, I left my credit card at the bar on accident and we left for margaritas downtown.

Anyways, about an hour later, we get a call from him. "Where are you guy?!" I was like "we're downtown, where the eff are you?" and he was like "i'm stranded at the legends. The girl got mad that I didn't have any $ to pay for our dinner and she left me here. I'm poor and I just assumed she'd pay for it, etc." I was like "do you have $ for a cab ride home?" he was like "I only brought $20 to KC this weekend, etc." I made him walk all the way over to schlitterbaun and pick up my credit card, to cab it home. He's so rough ridin' worthless, man.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Tobias on December 17, 2015, 11:18:14 AM
omg yes - these are the good kind of stories to mock wacks :thumbs:
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 17, 2015, 11:19:10 AM
Did I ever tell you what he did this last summer, 'bias? I hosted a KC bachelor party for my friend who got married from Salina. He wanted him invited, so I said ok. We had free passes to shlitterbaun and we went on Saturday. He then called some girl he met on Tinder to come down from St. Joseph to hang out. He left the bachelor party to be with her at the park. We didn't see him for like 2 hours and he wasn't answering his phone. I hate him, so I told the guys to leave him there and he could cab it home to downtown. During this process, I left my credit card at the bar on accident and we left for margaritas downtown.

Anyways, about an hour later, we get a call from him. "Where are you guy?!" I was like "we're downtown, where the eff are you?" and he was like "i'm stranded at the legends. The girl got mad that I didn't have any $ to pay for our dinner and she left me here. I'm poor and I just assumed she'd pay for it, etc." I was like "do you have $ for a cab ride home?" he was like "I only brought $20 to KC this weekend, etc." I made him walk all the way over to schlitterbaun and pick up my credit card, to cab it home. He's so rough ridin' worthless, man.

Did he pick up dinner on your card, too?
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:21:16 AM
No. She eventually paid for it and stormed off.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: CNS on December 17, 2015, 11:22:27 AM
Did he call you from his Obama phone?
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:24:14 AM
Did he call you from his Obama phone?
:lol: It's a flip phone, so maybe?!
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 17, 2015, 11:25:35 AM
 :love:
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:25:53 AM
Pretty great story tho, right?!
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 11:27:29 AM
So he alpha'd you and the lady out of money
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 17, 2015, 11:28:09 AM
So he alpha'd you and the lady out of money

Obama, too
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:30:35 AM
He didn't alpha crap. I pitied him.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 17, 2015, 11:31:39 AM
He didn't alpha crap. I pitied him.

You should have told him you'd buy him a cab, but the last time you gave him money to take a trip, he didn't end up going. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.tinyletterapp.com%2Fb686b9b119beb0dee69769966305bb3daf85ee31%2Fimages%2F6ea5cf37-1571-44c4-a3b5-4f0072fba5ff.jpg&hash=489db08e2b89739fddc771f5796b5ec0d3522e9f)
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 11:32:56 AM
Yeah, good point.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 11:34:29 AM
He didn't alpha crap. I pitied him.

Dominated
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: CNS on December 17, 2015, 11:36:35 AM
We need to build a wall btwn us and Salina to keep his kind out.  Also, Salina will pay for the wall.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: mocat on December 17, 2015, 11:42:40 AM
i just want to read posts related to the 700 club. eff ME, RIGHT?
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 11:57:50 AM
Will update tonight if I remember to watch
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 02:14:25 PM
Do you guys know why it's called the 700 club?  Kinda blew my mind when I found out.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 02:17:10 PM
I don't!  :Wha:

Do tell
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 02:23:34 PM
Well actually I just looked it up and it turns out what had blown my mind was wrong so this is kinda embarrassing and anti-climactic.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 02:24:36 PM
Share both
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 02:27:10 PM
What I thought:  700 referred to the religion section of the Dewey decimal system.  (Religion is actually the 200 section.)

What it is actually named after:  "To keep the station on the air, WYAH produced a special telethon edition of the show. For the telethon, Robertson set a goal of 700 members each contributing $10.00 per month, which was enough to support the station. Robertson referred to these members as the '700 Club' and the name stuck."
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: MakeItRain on December 17, 2015, 03:06:30 PM
Wacky, is that the same dude that was pissed off at you on twiitter on Tuesday night?
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2015, 04:06:48 PM
Wacky, is that the same dude that was pissed off at you on twiitter on Tuesday night?
YUP!
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: mocat on December 17, 2015, 04:11:31 PM
did you guys watch that video? wow, a lot to digest
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: Tobias on December 17, 2015, 04:23:35 PM

did you guys watch that video? wow, a lot to digest

this isn't about your IBS :curse:
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 06:21:02 PM
did you guys watch that video? wow, a lot to digest

you should know by now i don't click youtube links
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: renocat on December 17, 2015, 06:39:24 PM
Sad news for some conservatives. Jesus is not a republican.  It is interesting that Pat Sinner is telling God what to do.  I always wondered why these guys believe you have to send them loot before God will listen to your prayers.
Title: Re: the 700 club
Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2015, 07:19:38 PM

wacky, i do similar but i don't know if interacting with this specific guy is a net positive for you in this case
Yeah, I need to stop looking at Facebook on the weekend when i've been PAK'ing. That's usually the only time I respond to him. Then I wake up the next day and i'm like.... eff! 300 mentions later. It's so not worth it.

this was a very under appreciated #fanningbrag :love: