Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 10:45:20 PM
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 10:49:02 PM
BSAC is gonna wrap this up and make the entire state of arkansas pay damages in the 6 figure range just for wasting his time
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 10:52:43 PM
my advise is for you to STFU and start planning a blanket apology to Razorback Nation
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 10:55:50 PM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
even in fairy tale land where you live, the judge would laugh in your fat rough ridin' face so hard that you would have to wait an entire hour of watching him laugh before he told you to GTFO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 11:00:11 PM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
even in fairy tale land where you live, the judge would laugh in your fat rough ridin' face so hard that you would have to wait an entire hour of watching him laugh before he told you to GTFO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you have something against massage boards I see
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 11:01:35 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 12, 2015, 11:11:11 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.
Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.
RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag
:curse:
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 11:18:07 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.
Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.
RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag
:curse:
you think i have admin powers here? :lol:
just wait until the actual good posters show up. man are you in for a treat. and a very expensive check you will have to write for the $200/hr they charge just for reading this garbage.
Post by: Spracne on December 12, 2015, 11:47:43 PM
u mad,son?
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 11:54:57 PM
Post by: HerrSonntag on December 13, 2015, 12:05:15 AM
Post by: catastrophe on December 13, 2015, 12:20:08 AM
Post by: HerrSonntag on December 13, 2015, 12:29:42 AM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 06:37:36 AM
You mean Habeus Corpus, bro?
yes
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 13, 2015, 08:19:15 AM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Bring back Jack! Bring back Jack! :lol:
Post by: Tobias on December 13, 2015, 08:40:59 AM
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 09:26:45 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 13, 2015, 09:53:06 AM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:54:03 AM
we will trade you TBT for this pondwater guy, straight-up
no way in hell Tobias - no way
For Train, we will trade you half a drawer of McDonald's napkins collected over time, and some ketchup packets to boot. Heinz brand.
Let me know.
aw hell, I'll throw in 7 packets of that Taco Bell green sauce sh*t
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 10:01:22 AM
Pondwater Jadcks is a great American and would serve the board well. He would wield a tube sock full of nickels as his disciplinary hammer when needed....and maybe at times a pillow case full of bar soap. He's already shown the ability to connect with family here too. So, I cite the Symmetrical Book Stacking of 1914 in my support for Harry Rex and hope you folks here will break the chains and cut through the burlap sacks that have kept Pondwater Jack captive for far too long.
Slatherdome, it looks like by owning this Big Train character, we own EMAW.
By owning EMAW, we own the ability to get Jack reinstated (by legal means, or by physical threats, or taking Big Train off their hands)
By owning Jack's fate, we own the persona who OWNED this board while here, and while banned, taking into historical account the prophet that Jack was, and still is.
Owning retroactive ownership... Who does that? WE DO!!!! :emawkid:
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 10:15:16 AM
we will trade you TBT for this pondwater guy, straight-up
no way in hell Tobias - no way
For Train, we will trade you half a drawer of McDonald's napkins collected over time, and some ketchup packets to boot. Heinz brand.
Let me know.
aw hell, I'll throw in 7 packets of that Taco Bell green sauce sh*t
those verde sauce packets are very good
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 13, 2015, 10:25:21 AM
Rev
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 10:35:36 AM
Dang....I thought this was the Kentucky State board I signed up for..... :curse:
Rev
No Rev. This is Emporia State/KSU-Westboro
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
Dang....I thought this was the Kentucky State board I signed up for..... :curse:
Rev
I thought is was the Bourbon Trail myself, Rev.
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 11:24:23 AM
Pondwater Jadcks is a great American and would serve the board well. He would wield a tube sock full of nickels as his disciplinary hammer when needed....and maybe at times a pillow case full of bar soap. He's already shown the ability to connect with family here too. So, I cite the Symmetrical Book Stacking of 1914 in my support for Harry Rex and hope you folks here will break the chains and cut through the burlap sacks that have kept Pondwater Jack captive for far too long.
Slatherdome, it looks like by owning this Big Train character, we own EMAW.
By owning EMAW, we own the ability to get Jack reinstated (by legal means, or by physical threats, or taking Big Train off their hands)
By owning Jack's fate, we own the persona who OWNED this board while here, and while banned, taking into historical account the prophet that Jack was, and still is.
Owning retroactive ownership... Who does that? WE DO!!!! :emawkid:
Agreed, Racks. We will get things going via proactively owning retroactive ownership and therefore free Jack, in intrepid, human condition illuminating spirit and in reality. I will also get the 3 Vinnies ready and make sure the windowless, unmarked cargo van has a full tank of gas and is loaded with burlap sacks and duct tape as a contingency plan. :cheers:
I should probably reach out to Manchurian Mikey the Younger as well to make sure he channels the power of Dave Christiansen and Crink Cranque. :shakesfist:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 13, 2015, 11:33:04 AM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 01:52:59 PM
It would seem that the PigCult fans would be better served by spending time fixing the various leaks on their '78 Winnebago's so they can make the trip to Memphis and calling Matt and Trey . . . that usually sounds like this, "Hey guys this is Bubba in Enola, and I was talkin to my cousin who is married to my sister, and he said that this is the year we're goin all the way . . . Go Hogs!".
Tobias, let me guess, you'd like to trade for this guy too.. ^^^
We'll give you The Jaws Trilogy on VHS box set for him
Post by: wetwillie on December 13, 2015, 02:03:51 PM
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 13, 2015, 02:14:08 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 02:26:35 PM
Can we keep Syrian refugees instead? Is that a chip we could play?
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 02:35:23 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on December 13, 2015, 03:06:49 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 13, 2015, 03:32:36 PM
Levar Burton, thanks for the explanation. You seem like a good guy. I'll relay your massage back to Razorback Nation and see if they want me to negotiate to actually keep that Big Train guy. I doubt they will agree.
Can we keep Syrian refugees instead? Is that a chip we could play?
Did they vet TBT properly?
Are we sure we want him? I mean. I like Jack and all but...
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:02:10 PM
We will take TBT if EMAW will allow Pondwater Jack back on,....AND...AND...if you throw in a couple of motorcycles or ATV's
(we feel pretty confidant we could unload Train onto the Dallas Cowboys anyway, for some half-rolls of ankle tape)
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 13, 2015, 04:07:19 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 04:17:32 PM
guys im right here and can see everything you are saying
This should keep you busy awhile.
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Post by: Cullen Fitzpatrick on December 13, 2015, 04:17:43 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.
Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.
RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag
:curse:
Racks....can we treat REv as a hostile witness?
i say yess.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:18:56 PM
If we're going to take him on, we should at least get some government funding for it, so we need to start documenting some of his deficiencies
Post by: wetwillie on December 13, 2015, 04:20:34 PM
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 13, 2015, 04:22:27 PM
POD, can you take this Big Train guy in for some Picture-Word Association testing?Rev is the one with gubbermint conneckshens. i'm just a podunk hick with 2 teeth and 3 monitors
If we're going to take him on, we should at least get some government funding for it, so we need to start documenting some of his deficiencies
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 13, 2015, 04:27:33 PM
im glad this guy is here to represent all the lawyers from arkansas, really confirms assumptions.
Train, I'm appointing myself as a special prosecutor in this case, and for my first order of business I'm fining you $200 a day for every day Jack is not reinstated to this board.
RETROACTIVE to date this bowl matchup was announced!!! So that's $1400 and counting dirtbag
:curse:
Racks....can we treat REv as a hostile witness?
i say yess.
Cullen, Rev ain't hostile. He's so dumb he comes off as the surly type.
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 13, 2015, 04:27:51 PM
it's cute when cousins band together to tackle a challenge
like when you and your sister shared the same prom date?
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 04:28:52 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:29:28 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:33:54 PM
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 04:36:24 PM
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
I hope so, good to see you made it here. Where is pwj?
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 13, 2015, 04:36:56 PM
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
So, I'm a straw mod?
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 04:38:42 PM
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
So, I'm a straw mod?
Appears to be, keep an eye on these goat fuckers in here.
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 13, 2015, 04:39:45 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 04:40:48 PM
Since I'm now in charge, my first official act will be to change the colors in this place. This whore house mauve is depressin' me.:billdance:
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:41:18 PM
okay I"m putting Jimmy B in charge of this thread while I go get some hot wings
btw, does Jason Garrett get fired today?
I hope so, good to see you made it here. Where is pwj?
pay attention PEnile - he's banned, thus this thread
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 04:42:44 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 04:44:10 PM
FYI
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 13, 2015, 04:47:41 PM
JimmyB, The Big Train is the "DeltaBoy" of EMAW
FYI
You mean the knuckle draggin', inarticulate, king of one word posts has a twin?
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 04:55:57 PM
Post by: wetwillie on December 13, 2015, 05:01:48 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 05:04:10 PM
looks like J. Holly has turned over a new leaf after all....http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/folks-id-like-to-say-hello--im-jack-blasingamebeen-banned/46036112/
check the comments
they were giggling like little girls at a Bell Biv Devoe concert that he was back
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 05:06:05 PM
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 05:29:14 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 05:39:24 PM
I think we offer Robert Shields and Delta for PWJ reinstatement, TBT, a bent 7 iron, and the muffler bracket off a '78 Pinto. Discuss.
Slatherdome, I could use that bent 7 to knock some baby limbs off my big black walnut
great idea
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 05:46:27 PM
I think we offer Robert Shields and Delta for PWJ reinstatement, TBT, a bent 7 iron, and the muffler bracket off a '78 Pinto. Discuss.
Slatherdome, I could use that bent 7 to knock some baby limbs off my big black walnut
great idea
Just trying to think ahead, Racks. I think I'll dispatch Moist Madeline Albright to be our emissary.
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 05:48:04 PM
I think we offer Robert Shields and Delta for PWJ reinstatement, TBT, a bent 7 iron, and the muffler bracket off a '78 Pinto. Discuss.
Slatherdome, I could use that bent 7 to knock some baby limbs off my big black walnut
great idea
Just trying to think ahead, Racks. I think I'll dispatch Moist Madeline Albright to be our emissary.
That's a nasty mental image.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 05:52:55 PM
I think we offer Robert Shields and Delta for PWJ reinstatement, TBT, a bent 7 iron, and the muffler bracket off a '78 Pinto. Discuss.
Slatherdome, I could use that bent 7 to knock some baby limbs off my big black walnut
great idea
Just trying to think ahead, Racks. I think I'll dispatch Moist Madeline Albright to be our emissary.
That's a nasty mental image.
PEnile, would you grab the EMAW sponsored Brad Pitt avatar as a show of support for Jack
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 06:04:53 PM
Slatherdome, I could use that bent 7 to knock some baby limbs off my big black walnut
great idea
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Just trying to think ahead, Racks. I think I'll dispatch Moist Madeline Albright to be our emissary.
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That's a nasty mental image.
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PEnile, would you grab the EMAW sponsored Brad Pitt avatar as a show of support for Jack
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How's this?
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Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 13, 2015, 06:34:16 PM
Post by: Katpappy on December 13, 2015, 08:59:40 PM
:driving: :shakesfist:Son of a bitches, weren't you guys told no porn on this bored!!! If TBT starts complaining about his favorite hand along with his shoulder hurting; you'll be liable for the doctor bills!!! :curse:guys im right here and can see everything you are saying
This should keep you busy awhile.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:01:38 PM
:driving: :shakesfist:Son of a bitches, weren't you guys told no porn on this bored!!! If TBT starts complaining about his favorite hand along with his shoulder hurting; you'll be liable for the doctor bills!!! :curse:guys im right here and can see everything you are saying
This should keep you busy awhile.
Katdaddy, we aren't posting armadillo porn, so TBT should be able to withstand temptation
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 09:04:11 PM
:driving: :shakesfist:Son of a bitches, weren't you guys told no porn on this bored!!! If TBT starts complaining about his favorite hand along with his shoulder hurting; you'll be liable for the doctor bills!!! :curse:guys im right here and can see everything you are saying
This should keep you busy awhile.
So him Pming me 98 times today asking if he can come to my farm is normal?
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 09:05:20 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 09:06:55 PM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am not a tech guy, but is there any chance tbt can geolocate me with my IP? I am getting worried for my animals.
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 09:09:28 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 09:10:52 PM
you cant trace ip addresses that originate from a 52 kbps connection omg :lol: :lol: :lol:
So you have tried?
Damn, the sheep are out grazing tonight.
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 09:11:27 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:15:30 PM
you probably think wireshark is an actual animal omg you guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
keep posting, please :cheers:
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 13, 2015, 09:16:27 PM
you probably think wireshark is an actual animal omg you guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wires hark? That's not something you are going to use to get after my sheep is it?
Post by: The Big Train on December 13, 2015, 09:18:12 PM
you probably think wireshark is an actual animal omg you guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
keep posting, please :cheers:
make this adam guy stop or i stop, its getting pathetic
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:20:48 PM
make this adam guy stop
Post by: Katpappy on December 13, 2015, 09:21:00 PM
I know you know about EMAW's weakness for fresh meatgoat. So quit teasting us like that!!! :shakesfist::driving: :shakesfist:Son of a bitches, weren't you guys told no porn on this bored!!! If TBT starts complaining about his favorite hand along with his shoulder hurting; you'll be liable for the doctor bills!!! :curse:guys im right here and can see everything you are saying
This should keep you busy awhile.
Katdaddy, we aren't posting armadillo porn, so TBT should be able to withstand temptation
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:27:39 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 13, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
make this adam guy stop
:pbj:
Post by: Katpappy on December 13, 2015, 09:33:07 PM
Katdaddy, when do I get to become a Son of the Soil?Only non socks are allowed the status.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 13, 2015, 09:42:41 PM
Katdaddy, when do I get to become a Son of the Soil?Only non socks are allowed the status.
I graduated when we beat them in '12. :Woohoo:
Post by: rlh06 on December 13, 2015, 09:53:26 PM
you probably think wiredsark is an actual animal omg you guys :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think wired sark is why he became fired sark. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 13, 2015, 11:09:14 PM
Post by: bones129 on December 13, 2015, 11:27:53 PM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 14, 2015, 05:36:47 AM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!
Rev
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 08:16:47 AM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!
Rev
Rev, good to see you made it. How is the church?
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 08:19:43 AM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
I like fresh eggs
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 09:53:41 AM
:shakesfist:
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 09:54:42 AM
I'm not sure I want to be now
Post by: Cullen Fitzpatrick on December 14, 2015, 10:46:29 AM
Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?
:shakesfist:
Rev is more like a Son of a Bitch, but we can go with Soil for now.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 10:55:42 AM
Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?
:shakesfist:
Rev is more like a Son of a Bitch, but we can go with Soil for now.
So these Sons of the Soil are making fun of PEnile for living on a farm?
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 14, 2015, 12:58:17 PM
you live on a farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
He admitted he lives on a farm. Reason(s) are obvious. Greater access to animals, given Arkies' obvious obsession with beasts and beastiality. They can't stop talking about it.
[/quote
Goats....sheep.....stump-broke geese....by God, bones', you're right!
Rev
Rev, good to see you made it. How is the church?
Hey I'dam'.....the church is good....the bank account is kinda locked down due to some IRS boys sniffin' around.....I expectorate an exoneration any minute, though....
Rev
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 14, 2015, 01:04:25 PM
Rev how the hell did you get to become a Son of the Soil with only two posts?
:shakesfist:
Much as I hate to, I'm gonna have to ask my Kansas brethren to 'scuse me whilst I set up an "I'm gonna put a whoopin' on your ass" thread and invite you to be the first one at the door with a ticket, Hairy Rax.....we need to set an example over h'eah...... :pray:
Rev
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 03:49:52 PM
Bringing in the muscle.
Navin Johnson.
Bad ass Memphis Lawyer, Navin. He doesn't play by the rules. Noggin thumper at first. Worse later on the hard heads. Doesn't mind waterboarding. Considers it a plus if you pay homage to Muhammad or into paganism.
Fan of Pondwater Jack. Not happy Jack's not been reinstated. Not happy at all. Navin ain't happy at all.
Post by: snoblind on December 14, 2015, 04:01:47 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 14, 2015, 04:13:16 PM
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Post by: Tobias on December 14, 2015, 04:15:09 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 14, 2015, 04:18:29 PM
you can say "eff" here
You mean like "eff the Lockett family"? Is that allowed here?
Post by: Tobias on December 14, 2015, 04:18:59 PM
Post by: CHONGS on December 14, 2015, 04:22:17 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 14, 2015, 04:25:25 PM
Post by: CHONGS on December 14, 2015, 04:28:21 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 14, 2015, 04:34:04 PM
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 14, 2015, 04:34:50 PM
Post by: meow meow on December 14, 2015, 04:35:27 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 14, 2015, 04:45:35 PM
pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.
"meow meow"? Really?? is that the best you've got?
We're all shuddering in fear.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 04:56:52 PM
Chingon is throwing a hint I think. Can somebody get with Jacks to check and see if he's been unlocked? I think Chingon may be speaking to us in code. Bringing in Navin has brought out Chingon, admin, nice guy I think. Peacemaker. Apologist for your kind. You people.
There's no reason for any hurt feelings meow. Navin came in and treated you all with more leniency than I've ever seen him give anybody. You must not be muslim or pagan. So he's taking it easy on you. MILK THAT instead of getting all pissy meowmeow!!!
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 14, 2015, 04:57:29 PM
pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.its was a joke that quickly got out of hand and leaked into rival fans forums. sort of like #1thread here.
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 14, 2015, 05:34:22 PM
pig fans worship this pondwater guy that literally no one has ever heard of, so weird.its was a joke that quickly got out of hand and leaked into rival fans forums. sort of like #1thread here.
A joke? You mean like your Coach Methuselah? Now THAT's a joke.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 14, 2015, 05:38:05 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 14, 2015, 05:45:40 PM
Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.
Thanks......I think...
Post by: star seed 7 on December 14, 2015, 06:09:38 PM
Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.
Very similar to tcu
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 06:12:55 PM
Seems we've probably got the worst best PigCult posters available.
Very similar to tcu
Interesting
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 14, 2015, 06:42:38 PM
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 14, 2015, 06:52:51 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 07:01:17 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 14, 2015, 07:03:43 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
It's lonely in Kansas. Thus, beastiality and stuff.
Post by: star seed 7 on December 14, 2015, 07:17:12 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
higher standards
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 14, 2015, 07:22:24 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
higher standards
:lol: :lol:
Post by: wetwillie on December 14, 2015, 07:35:50 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 07:40:49 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
higher standards
If you had higher standards wouldn't you move to Missouri?
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 14, 2015, 08:40:20 PM
i was hoping this might be entertaining. whatever. :buh-bye:
Anyone else get the feeling all these KSU guys have pent up angst?
higher standards
If you had higher standards wouldn't you move to Missouri?
:buh-bye:
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on December 14, 2015, 08:51:58 PM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Mandamus is not the proper chose in action; furthermore, your decision to plea before the court of chancery belies your prayer for money damages henceforth. Adjourned
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 14, 2015, 08:53:27 PM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Mandamus is not the proper chose in action; furthermore, your decision to plea before the court of chancery belies your prayer for money damages henceforth. Adjourned
Well there is that
Post by: catastrophe on December 14, 2015, 11:46:56 PM
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 15, 2015, 12:09:51 AM
Post by: bones129 on December 15, 2015, 12:44:25 AM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Mandamus is not the proper chose in action; furthermore, your decision to plea before the court of chancery belies your prayer for money damages henceforth. Adjourned
Case closed.
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 02:47:44 AM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 15, 2015, 06:17:52 AM
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that.... :shakesfist:
Rev
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 06:39:41 AM
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that.... :shakesfist:
Rev
Morals charge? What were you doing rev?
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 15, 2015, 06:43:48 AM
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that.... :shakesfist:
Rev
Morals charge? What were you doing rev?
Rev. was charged with sodomy. Navin got the charge reduced to following too close.
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 15, 2015, 07:11:35 AM
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that.... :shakesfist:
Rev
Morals charge? What were you doing rev?
Rev. was charged with sodomy. Navin got the charge reduced to following too close.
We call that bumper tag in Arkansas.....didn't know it was frowned upon in Tennessee......
Rev
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 07:29:31 AM
All right, inbred prairie dogs. Navin Johnson now on board and wonderin' what the frick is your problem with our mentor and inspiration, Jackson Holly Blasingame, III (a/k/a "Pondwater Jack").
No self-respecting message board that aspires to greatness can forbid ol' Jack from chiming in regularly with his pearls of wisdom and his nuggets of knowledge. I'm currently looking into obtaining a writ of prohibition against this board on account of stupidity and rampant spreading of STDs among livestock in the Manhattan area. Can't decide which is worse.
I'll also ask that you all treat our scribe and historian, Harry Rex, with the respect to which he is due.
Finally, has your football team recovered yet from that butt whoopin' we laid on you a few years back? Bwahahahahahaha! :cheers:
Damn Nav'......ain't seen you since you represented me on that morals charge over in Memphis a couple o' years ago.....the one where you got me 6 months for a 30 day crime.....never did get to thank ya for that.... :shakesfist:
Rev
Morals charge? What were you doing rev?
Ah yes, remember that case well. One of my finer performances if I might say so myself. His Honor was all set to give you probation and court costs 'til my office called and told me your retainer check bounced.....again.
I'd probably have refused to handle your parole, but ol' Pondwater Jack stepped up to the plate and gave me some collateral on your behalf. So you can thank him that you're even out now. Oh, and if you happen to see him, tell him those gals from the Kansas State band sure do enjoy blowing on things.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 15, 2015, 07:48:14 AM
This is an absolute and unqualified command to EMAW to restore Jack Blasingame to this massage board, and to promote him to moderator.
You shall perform this task expeditiously and pay damages as restitution for the miscarriage of justice previously enacted upon my client.
This means now, you Islamist Halfbreed Norwegians
Sincerely
Harry Rex Vonner
Lawyer
Mandamus is not the proper chose in action; furthermore, your decision to plea before the court of chancery belies your prayer for money damages henceforth. Adjourned
why you little son of a bitch :curse:
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 15, 2015, 07:50:46 AM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
you only have 697 posts Big Look AT ME I'm in New York Cat
that means you need to STFU and know your place in a thread asking for the reinstatement of Pondwater Jack.
I'll bet you live in Jersey or even Rhode Island anyway. Liar.
Lying POS.
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 08:05:48 AM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
you only have 697 posts Big Look AT ME I'm in New York Cat
that means you need to STFU and know your place in a thread asking for the reinstatement of Pondwater Jack.
I'll bet you live in Jersey or even Rhode Island anyway. Liar.
Lying POS.
Good call, he sounds like a Bergen County boy.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 09:39:04 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 10:02:49 AM
all this legal pressure has sure worked out :lol:
Don't be so sure. I hear old PWJ is lyin' low right now, and wheels have been set in motion for him to seize control soon. You won't know what hit you when that happens. Poor little Thomas the Train will be rollin' off the tracks.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:03:59 AM
Post by: meow meow on December 15, 2015, 10:05:54 AM
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:06:47 AM
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 15, 2015, 10:06:58 AM
can we ban TBT?You're not exactly killing it in these threads either, M^2.
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 15, 2015, 10:21:54 AM
Was that a joke about my name omg that was hilarious :lol:
Bro. 'Train, did you get your nickname at the Manhattan YMCA?
No Offense
Rev
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 15, 2015, 10:32:07 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 10:35:40 AM
I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
That conjures up some images that aren't real pleasant, but I suppose are commonplace in prairie dirt land.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:55:18 AM
I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one
Post by: Institutional Control on December 15, 2015, 10:58:45 AM
I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one
This thread really demonstrates why Spracne hates you.
No offense.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 11:00:38 AM
I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one
This thread really demonstrates why Spracne hates you.
No offense.
it's almost christmas :frown:
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 15, 2015, 11:08:42 AM
I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one
Goddamnit now I also find TBT endearing.
Post by: meow meow on December 15, 2015, 11:11:10 AM
can we ban TBT?You're not exactly killing it in these threads either, M^2.
you obsess about me as much as these piggies obsess about PWJ
Post by: X on December 15, 2015, 11:14:22 AM
Maybe you boys will get a coach for Christmas...that old grey mare's seen better days.I like it when these guys banter back and forth amongst themselves. I am less entertained when they engage our brown posters.
I had something very mean typed out but I probably deserved this one
This thread really demonstrates why Spracne hates you.
No offense.
it's almost christmas :frown:
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 15, 2015, 12:57:01 PM
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 15, 2015, 01:23:51 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 15, 2015, 01:26:20 PM
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.
Hell yes! Let the party begin! :popcorn:
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 01:35:06 PM
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.
Dear god
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 01:36:32 PM
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.To all of goEMAW.........you're welcome.
Mr. Spock-avatar Guy: I am glad you listened to reason and such. In return for the un-banning, we agree to keep those photos of you at the Manhattan petting zoo under wraps.
It's a win-win! :cheers:
Post by: meow meow on December 15, 2015, 02:15:00 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 02:47:21 PM
oh great, another terrible Arkansas poster, yippee
You're just jealous of our posters.
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Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 15, 2015, 03:15:37 PM
oh great, another terrible Arkansas poster, yippee
This comin' from a pussy-mutterer.....
Rev
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 15, 2015, 03:34:47 PM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?
Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 15, 2015, 03:48:41 PM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?
Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?
Yew shore got a purty mouth..
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 04:39:58 PM
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 05:54:16 PM
I'll shuffle some funds around and re-up my premium membership if it means lots less of this
So because you are a big city cat, that makes you better than all the other cats?
Steve Dave gave me this blog site username, I wear it with humility.
Say, do you fellas like music?
You wanting to go dancing?
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 08:15:34 PM
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 15, 2015, 08:56:38 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 09:10:56 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 15, 2015, 09:24:58 PM
I have un-banned Pondwater Jack.
Thank you Spock. And nice to meet you.
Admire your work.
This reminds me of the time I met Dr Phil in the Atlanta International Airport. I was standing behind this portly man at the Subway sandwich station when he broke wind. He looked around and saw me out of the corner of his eye (he'd turned his head slowly to make sure no one had witnessed him spraying gas, and he saw that I was fully aware since I had backed up two steps). So he apologized, and I said it was fine. A natural occurrence. And then he apologized a second time and offered to purchase my lunch.
I accepted. Just like I now accept your offer to buy me lunch Spock. Please drive to the Liberty Bowl down I-49 through Fayetteville, and let me know when you are coming through. We can dine at the restaurant of your choosing, at your expense, where I will give you ample opportunity during dinner to apologize for banning Pondwater Jack.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 09:27:36 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 15, 2015, 09:32:02 PM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 15, 2015, 09:33:41 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:22:50 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:30:21 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:32:12 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
Your username in the K-state student database
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 15, 2015, 10:35:26 PM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
The K-state student database.
You walked into that one TBT. Got any more softballs for him?
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:37:20 PM
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:39:03 PM
There was also something about 3 guys, a Guinea pig, two basketballs, a Volkswagen Beetle and a pizza box but I got kinda scared and left that one lie.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:39:49 PM
Arkansas fan: FALSE!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:46:43 PM
K-State fan: What is a computer?
Arkansas fan: FALSE!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is how you negotiate with flatlanders.
If you put the sheep down, I'll make the wheat grow again.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:49:05 PM
Arkansas fan: it does
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:54:04 PM
K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 10:58:25 PM
K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that. yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape. meanwhile, you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp. I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 11:01:35 PM
K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that. yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape. meanwhile, you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp. I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.
Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 11:04:09 PM
that logic is what you have, which is of a child that knows nothing beyond its tiny sphere of its internal world.
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 11:07:38 PM
i just used your username as a query string and i got back a bunch of birthdays.
that logic is what you have, which is of a child that knows nothing beyond its tiny sphere of its internal world.
If you think my name is L. Paul Kriegschwein, then you must be dumber than I thought.
Post by: The Big Train on December 15, 2015, 11:10:51 PM
Post by: Katpappy on December 15, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
Boy are your asses gonna be red when we bring out our sectret weapon. You all will be running home to moma, so she can wipe the tears from your face. You all will have to chase your pigs down, cause they won't want to associate with loosers. And don't even think of it, cause you will have all lost a chance for a kiss and other romance to discussing to talk about on this bored.K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that. yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape. meanwhile, you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp. I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.
Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.
Post by: Katpappy on December 15, 2015, 11:29:48 PM
Post by: bones129 on December 16, 2015, 12:40:49 AM
What's up pondwater. :Carl:
He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.
Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.
:popcorn:
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 16, 2015, 05:59:22 AM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
Your username in the K-state student database
Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....
Rev
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 16, 2015, 06:19:41 AM
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 16, 2015, 06:34:42 AM
If PW Jack has truly been unbant, I propose our next project be a death match between The Big Train and Delta Boy.
Good idea, J'B, but I think they's both already dead.....
Rev
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 07:43:05 AM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
Your username in the K-state student database
Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....
Rev
Had to. Kept gettin' wooden nickels from that danged ol' guy that calls himself Big Train. He's been stalkin' one of our own and I've been in court for the poor sap six times the past week. He don't seem to unnerstand the meaning of a restraining order.
His checks are more worthless than yours, if that's possible...
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 16, 2015, 07:51:55 AM
Looks like my paralegal Rax worked ya'll over and had his way with you.
Forum gold.
Wieners.
Glad our real lawyers are showing up
yup. Where's Hairy?
esq? esq?
That's what was on my lawyer school diploma after I paid Rev for it.
Been busy checking all the goobercats in the sexual offender database, lookin fer cases. Unfortunately sheep can't make a complaint, but there was a Doc McStuffin's battery operated Lambie talking stuffed animal, but it couldn't point out the accused in a lineup.
what query you using?
Your username in the K-state student database
Good to see you here, LPaul.......damn Navin has raised his prices again....
Rev
Had to. Kept gettin' wooden nickels from that danged ol' guy that calls himself Big Train. He's been stalkin' one of our own and I've been in court for the poor sap six times the past week. He don't seem to unnerstand the meaning of a restraining order.
His checks are more worthless than yours, if that's possible...
Bant.
Rev
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 16, 2015, 08:58:58 AM
That is accurate.What's up pondwater. :Carl:
He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.
Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.
:popcorn:
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 16, 2015, 09:01:12 AM
That is accurate.What's up pondwater. :Carl:
He replied with some garbage gibberish, then deleted the post. Sorry...I should have capped it but didn't expect him to delete it. Gist of it was that Saul hadn't "unbanned him" despite the fact he posted.
Check the members' link for proof. He posted at around 11:42 Tuesday night.
:popcorn:
:sdeek: The plot thickens....
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 09:20:09 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 09:59:22 AM
You should have left his ip saul
I once left my ip saul. Went back for it and couldn't find it. Haven't been the same since. Word to the wise: guard your ip saul with your life. They're expensive as he11 on ebay. (And watch out for the bootleg ones.)
Post by: EMAWforever on December 16, 2015, 10:56:10 AM
I won't believe it either if we win another game in 2015. But we will win our first in 2016. You can't even grasp what year we play in.K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that. yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape. meanwhile, you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp. I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.
Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 11:12:18 AM
I won't believe it either if we win another game in 2015. But we will win our first in 2016. You can't even grasp what year we play in.K-State fan: How does the internet work?
Arkansas fan: it does
Brother Kriegschwein and other enlightened intellectuals follow the ancient Gregorian calendar, so technically he's right. But we wouldn't expect anybody here to know that.
You seem to talk to yourself often.
Guess the sheep get old after a while. Might wanna try a goat. You can rent one from Rev but he charges mileage.
the simplistic mind focuses on a single subject, it can't deviate from that. yours seems to be an obsession with animal jokes, with which you can't escape. meanwhile, you have no idea when someone is mocking you in a way that is completely and absolutely beyond your minds grasp. I would feel sorry, but after your comments, i simply don't.
Nothing you can come up with is beyond my grasp dude, seriously. Except maybe k-state actually winning another game this year. That I won't believe until I see it.
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 11:13:38 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 11:31:05 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview7%2F3566651%2Fyou-are-one-pathetic-loser-o.gif&hash=6c0749c438ecfb06be173988f832864104dd61e0)
Always good to put a face with a prairie tard. I could refer you to a good dentist and also a good barber, Thomas.
Post by: farmerchip on December 16, 2015, 12:55:36 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 02:18:59 PM
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 04:49:40 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 05:04:54 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 06:29:49 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
You leave my cousin out of this - she's a nice lady! :shakesfist:
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 16, 2015, 06:43:03 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
You leave my cousin out of this - she's a nice lady! :shakesfist:
Once you shave her back. Just don't make her angry, an ill favored gorilla gets pretty pissed after getting its back waxed.
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 06:52:12 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
I'm a farmer? This is news to me :confused:
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 06:57:38 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
I'm a farmer? This is news to me :confused:
Aren't all people that live in Kansas?
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 06:58:51 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 07:32:22 PM
Ricky d is the fuzz, so no
Who the hell is Ricky D?
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 16, 2015, 07:35:59 PM
Ricky d is the fuzz, so no
Who the hell is Ricky D?
Dude, it's his boyfriend. Stop raggin on him. He's sensitive.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 07:38:24 PM
Ricky d is the fuzz, so no
Who the hell is Ricky D?
Dude, it's his boyfriend. Stop raggin on him. He's sensitive.
:sdeek:
My bad, bro.
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 07:39:40 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 07:42:02 PM
you guys caught me again with another sick burn
It takes all the fun out of doing it when you consistently identify them.
Paul works hard on these and deserves all the cred!
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 07:43:31 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 07:46:22 PM
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 16, 2015, 07:51:47 PM
I tender the witness.
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 16, 2015, 08:05:04 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 16, 2015, 08:09:22 PM
Wth is jack?
Treating his gout. Give him time. He'll make a triumphant return in due time.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 16, 2015, 08:10:47 PM
Wth is jack?
No crap.
Word on EMAW Blvd is that Jack makes Mod and demotes TBT to Baby Tugboat.
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 16, 2015, 08:38:29 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
:'bye cruel world:
P.S. I don't know what that one means; thought it was interesting tho.
The kitten for sure.
TBT and I agreed on something - I feel like our relationship is blossoming.
He's flirtin' with you. Big Train was in a drunken stupor this morning, thought he was logging onto farmersonly.com, and then mistook you for that heifer from Topeka he's been sparkin' the past few months.
I'm a farmer? This is news to me :confused:
do you uhh... have any ganja?
Post by: farmerchip on December 16, 2015, 08:46:19 PM
I don't think that's his real nameI don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 16, 2015, 08:53:09 PM
It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".I don't think that's his real nameI don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.
NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 16, 2015, 09:01:03 PM
Psssh thats nothing, i scored potato on my ACT.It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".I don't think that's his real nameI don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.
NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.
Post by: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 16, 2015, 09:05:02 PM
Psssh thats nothing, i scored potato on my ACT.It was the name Rev put on my Legaleze diploma after I completed his online lawyerin course from "Rev's Cab Stand and Lawyer Technical College for people that scored too high on the ACT to attend K-State".I don't think that's his real nameI don't know why you'd make up a name like that, though.
NT Rev gave me another name, but I threw that one away.
dammit man. You should have went to K-state medical school. You could be qualified to lance the boils on Rev's ass.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 16, 2015, 09:53:33 PM
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad. Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably. Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.
Chip, thank you for the feedback.
I will share this with a few esteemed members of my firm over breakfast in the morning.
This Flaming Head character sounds like a potential money maker.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 16, 2015, 10:00:47 PM
That's the key.
That is how Forrest Gump became world champion in ping pong. Just kept the ball in play
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 16, 2015, 10:54:56 PM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
Correct. This is correct.
Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.
Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.
And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.
If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!
Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 11:06:05 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 17, 2015, 09:22:19 AM
his name is choo-choo not thomas
My bad, bro.
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 17, 2015, 09:25:30 AM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
Correct. This is correct.
Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.
Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.
And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.
If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!
Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.
I'll get to it as soon as I lock down a facility to hold the Big Train/Delta Boy death match. I've narrowed it down to either the stock yard auction arena or the bus station lobby.
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 10:19:27 AM
Jack needs a died-in-the-wool K-State fan on this board to agree to change his avatar to the Shoney's Big Boy, as a sort of token apology for his ban. Actually, he needs ten of 'em to do that.
I nominate meow meow and Thomas the Train as the first two. Something tells me both have been thrown out of more Shoney's than they'd care to admit.
Correct. This is correct.
Jack does not appreciate the error404 he keeps getting when trying to spring forward from the forehead of Bramah and save you Wheat Farming Dotheads from Mesapotamian Purgatory. Yes that's all a figure of speech I'm not going to explain because.., just not explaining it. Error404. That's the issue here, and Keith Stone's satanic clamp on Jack's EMAW account.
Jack needs ten apologies. That's the price you all pay for his admission.
And he'll take that modship, thank you very much.
If you Armadillo Vulvas want Daddy back home, you all better start the apologies RIGHT NOW!!!
Jimmy B, it's time for you to take rollcall on these ratchet heads and, you know, do your thang.
I'll get to it as soon as I lock down a facility to hold the Big Train/Delta Boy death match. I've narrowed it down to either the stock yard auction arena or the bus station lobby.
You might want to try K-State's football stadium. I hear it's generally empty on Saturdays in the fall.
Post by: meow meow on December 17, 2015, 10:27:10 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 10:28:37 AM
we have like the 2nd longest streak of sellouts, so :dunno:
How much does your stadium hold? 35k?
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 10:35:11 AM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 10:40:46 AM
No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k
You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 10:42:34 AM
Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2015, 10:42:44 AM
No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k
You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.
I'll give you an easy one then. How many SEC championships do you have?
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 10:56:41 AM
No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k
You guys are the masters of avoiding easy questions.
I'll give you an easy one then. How many SEC championships do you have?
Thomas! Good to see you this morning.
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Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2015, 10:58:55 AM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 17, 2015, 11:00:07 AM
No, it has a capacity significantly higher than 35k
Why bother typing this if you're not going to answer the question? I'd put the question in my Google machine but it's not recovered from the last Trojan worm I got from the last K-State inquiry I made...
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 02:21:49 PM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 17, 2015, 02:24:38 PM
Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.
Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...
Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 02:34:05 PM
Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.
Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...
Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?
I'll reiterate. Jack's been dealing with a flaming case of gout. When your appendages are already as messed up as his, a case of the gout will really knock you for a loop.
Knowing Jack like I do, he's not going to come on board until he's 100%. He don't want anything other than maximum effort and until he can give that, he's instructed the rest of us to lay the foundation.
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 17, 2015, 02:35:38 PM
Obviously this pondwater jack guy is a gigantic pussy or stuck in jail or something.
Navin - where's Jack's attorney at? I thought he was floating around...
Surely he was able to get that little "misunderstanding" cleared up?
I'll reiterate. Jack's been dealing with a flaming case of gout. When your appendages are already as messed up as his, a case of the gout will really knock you for a loop.
Knowing Jack like I do, he's not going to come on board until he's 100%. He don't want anything other than maximum effort and until he can give that, he's instructed the rest of us to lay the foundation.
A less than 100% Jack is better than 100% EMAW'ers.
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2015, 02:39:43 PM
Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left. Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next. "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 02:41:27 PM
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2015, 02:43:32 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 02:44:08 PM
Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it.
Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left. Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next. "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"
Not sure about everybody else, but whenever I've got mine in my hand, I know what to do with it.
:jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 17, 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Tell jack to drink some cranberry juice and get over it.
Methinks your plan was to raise a ruckus over his banishment, never expecting it'd be waived, and just piss and moan until you left. Now that he is reinstated you're standing there dicks in your hands not sure what do to next. "Hey less jess tell'em he gots tha gout!"
Not sure about everybody else, but whenever I've got mine in my hand, I know what to do with it.
:jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
You stick it in the cat?
Post by: wetwillie on December 17, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Post by: farmerchip on December 17, 2015, 06:15:46 PM
Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2015, 06:21:53 PM
Post by: Navin Johnson on December 17, 2015, 07:53:13 PM
Thanks for the comment without context farmerchip
We can give you a roadmap if you need one, Thomas.
Post by: rlh06 on December 17, 2015, 08:34:42 PM
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad. Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably. Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.
Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 17, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad. Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably. Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.
Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.
he could get a torso transplant from Creepy Barstool Torso Jack Elam, if that kind of surgery is safe
Post by: rlh06 on December 17, 2015, 09:55:49 PM
Spoke to J.Holly, he says his gout is flared up pretty bad. Not sure what it means but it sure means something. We ought to get the Flaming Spectral Head of Daryl Royal put back away probably. Anyway, he says he's still banned which is good because if we're really honest I could use some of that punitive money to pay direct TV before they come for the dish.
Spoke to Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head this evening. Said he had nothing to do with Pondwater Jack's gout because he's been trying to find this site. Said he kept running into blue emu commercials and something about purple head goo in maw. I suppose his lack of a torso and limbs is in part to blame for his web browsing issues.
he could get a torso transplant from Creepy Barstool Torso Jack Elam, if that kind of surgery is safe
I bet they can work that kind of surgery in over a weekend these days.
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on December 17, 2015, 11:31:25 PM
Post by: Tobias on December 17, 2015, 11:36:27 PM
Post by: farmerchip on December 18, 2015, 08:48:26 AM
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 18, 2015, 09:04:57 AM
If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.
You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on December 19, 2015, 01:00:36 AM
Dude my screen name is from a coach that hasn't been here for like four years. Just because I don't post alot doesn't mean crap.If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.
You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 19, 2015, 01:05:36 AM
Dude my screen name is from a coach that hasn't been here for like four years. Just because I don't post alot doesn't mean crap.If Pisswater Joe was such a great poster I think we would remember him... There have been tons of great posters from other schools.
You have 620 posts... you haven't been on here long enough to know Jack.
you snooze you lose frank face
only having 621 posts just doesn't cut it anymore. No one will listen to you. I'm not listening to you.
You have no credibility here. Just leave
GTFO
Post by: Katpappy on December 19, 2015, 08:36:15 AM
I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boardsThey're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you piss.
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 19, 2015, 08:39:23 AM
:bball:I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boardsThey're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.
And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......
Rev
Post by: Katpappy on December 19, 2015, 08:42:22 AM
You're reading level is not to high.:bball:I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boardsThey're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.
And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......
Rev
Post by: Jimmy B. on December 19, 2015, 09:02:58 AM
You're reading level is not to high.:bball:I'd be interested to see how this act does on other boardsThey're kind of like that bone'r you get in the morning; feel's fine until you you piss.
And pissin' seems about the only way you sodbusters have to get rid of one......
Rev
That would be "your reading level is not too high."
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 19, 2015, 09:29:03 AM
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 28, 2015, 08:14:22 PM
EPAW, PM me any questions you might have
Have a good night
Harry Rex Vonner
Attorney
Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 28, 2015, 08:16:56 PM
You rough ridin Illinois-Reject German scum