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Title: Dear Santa:
Post by: chum1 on December 10, 2015, 05:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slackcat on December 11, 2015, 07:30:22 AM
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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slobber on December 12, 2015, 03:52:08 PM
:peaceonearth:
Bunch of greedy bastards itt.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: The Big Train on December 12, 2015, 04:08:18 PM
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace
Title: Dear Santa:
Post by: slobber on December 13, 2015, 09:39:19 AM
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace
don't tell toddlerdobber


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 13, 2015, 09:52:15 AM
I don't think the point of Santa is world peace
don't tell toddlerdobber


Gonna win 'em all!

Toddlerdobber sounds like a good kid.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 13, 2015, 09:53:24 AM
A cure for hangovers or teleportation. I don't need both, one will do.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 15, 2015, 12:28:02 PM
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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Cire on December 15, 2015, 01:03:00 PM
I saw my wife bought me a garmin  watch.  I don't want one like at all.  How do I tell her?




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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: pissclams on December 15, 2015, 01:58:22 PM
just tell her that you don't want one?
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 15, 2015, 02:02:33 PM
I saw my wife bought me a garmin  watch.  I don't want one like at all.  How do I tell her?




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Find a print ad for a Garmin watch (or I guess you could just print one). When you get the mail, slip it in. Then as you are sorting the mail, in front of her, look at the Garmin ad and say "Those Garmin watches are so stupid."

P.S. Are you sure she bought it for you?
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: chum1 on December 15, 2015, 02:06:24 PM
Don't let on that you know she got you one and tell her that you were reading that they cause cancer and that you really do believe they cause cancer and that you stay away from a guy at work who has one because you're terrified of getting cancer from it.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 15, 2015, 02:08:56 PM
I would tell her that you're excited for this new Garmin watch you just read about, but it's not coming out until the spring. 
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: CHONGS on December 15, 2015, 02:09:26 PM
learn to like it and use it

I bet you will enjoy it.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 04:18:31 PM
Get a new wife
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Cire on December 15, 2015, 05:00:24 PM
The problem is that I was checking the Amazon orders looking for something I bought and saw it.  She has one and loves it, I  don't wear a watch at all and think the Garmin ones look stupid.


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Cire on December 15, 2015, 05:00:55 PM
She's surprising me and is going to be disappointed that I don't like it


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 05:29:07 PM
You're focused on the wrong part, it's much more troubling that your wife doesn't know you at all. Perhaps seeing your indifference to the watch will provide her incentive to get to know the man she's married to. But probably not.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: pissclams on December 15, 2015, 05:52:40 PM
well, the last thing you probably want to do is be honest with her
i doubt she wants you to be happy and probably prefers that you wear a watch around that you don't like
i would guess that you money to burn so screw it
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Phil Titola on December 15, 2015, 06:01:45 PM
She's surprising me and is going to be disappointed that I don't like it


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Super excited on Christmas, wear it, say it doesn't do what you thought it would do.  Return.  win, win
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 15, 2015, 07:27:23 PM
The problem is that I was checking the Amazon orders looking for something I bought and saw it.  She has one and loves it, I  don't wear a watch at all and think the Garmin ones look stupid.


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Go into your Amazon account and cancel the order.

If you share an Amazon account, are you sure that it is for you? I wouldn't buy Gooch anything from our Amazon account that I didn't want him to know about. Maybe you should just say "Who did you buy that Garmin watch for?" like you think she bought it for someone else for Christmas...
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: pissclams on December 15, 2015, 07:42:19 PM
what's wrong with getting her level 1 pak'd and just saying "hope that watch isn't for me b.c. i don't want one" ?
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slobber on December 15, 2015, 07:47:30 PM
I'd hope and pray that the watch is wrapped up under the tree on Christmas Eve. If it's not?????????? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 15, 2015, 07:47:36 PM
what's wrong with getting her level 1 4 pak'd and just saying "hope that watch isn't for me b.c. i don't want one" ?
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: Cire on December 16, 2015, 06:36:32 AM
No she's doing it because we have both been running and working out regularly and she loves hers


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slackcat on December 16, 2015, 07:30:45 AM
Good luck Cire.  Will be waiting for an update.

Nothing says "I love you" like money. :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slobber on December 16, 2015, 07:36:28 AM
Just be thankful and wear it for a couple of weeks if you really are concerned about.


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: ShellShock on December 16, 2015, 07:58:35 AM
Dear Santa,

I would like a WildWildCats win in the Liberty bowl so this board can become bearable and readable again and those piglets can go crawl back to the arky toilet where they belong.

ShellShock
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slobber on December 16, 2015, 08:12:48 AM
I have so much more to ask for than a win in an exhibition game.


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Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: The Big Train on December 16, 2015, 09:03:18 AM

I have so much more to ask for than a win in an exhibition game.


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World peace and a walker?
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 16, 2015, 09:04:40 AM
You know when ppl say they really don't want anything, but they don't really mean it?! I actually really mean it this year. I mean, if mom and dad covered my bowl ticket, that would be great, but i'm sure I can find one pretty cheap on stubhub, come game time.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 16, 2015, 09:06:09 AM
No she's doing it because we have both been running and working out regularly and she loves hers


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tell her how dumb you think hers is
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: TownieCat on December 16, 2015, 09:15:12 AM
You know when ppl say they really don't want anything, but they don't really mean it?! I actually really mean it this year. I mean, if mom and dad covered my bowl ticket, that would be great, but i'm sure I can find one pretty cheap on stubhub, come game time.
Yeah, the guy on stubhub asking for $350 is going to be very disappointed.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 09:29:09 AM
to see WackyCat08 acting sophisticated and stuff
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: dmartin on December 16, 2015, 09:32:42 AM
No she's doing it because we have both been running and working out regularly and she loves hers


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Just wear it while running, but tell her it's not a day to day watch to wear.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 16, 2015, 09:36:14 AM
to see WackyCat08 acting sophisticated and stuff
I'll bring you to one of our fancy weddings this year.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: star seed 7 on December 16, 2015, 09:37:54 AM
Well I don't want to have to act sophisticated too  :frown:
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 16, 2015, 09:39:30 AM
Well I don't want to have to act sophisticated too  :frown:
You can watch from afar.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: sys on December 16, 2015, 12:14:56 PM
cut off your hair and sell it so you can afford to buy her a second garmin watch.
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 18, 2015, 01:32:52 PM
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/12/17/kevin-mccallister-from-home-alone-grew-up-to-be-a-psychopath/
Title: Re: Dear Santa:
Post by: slackcat on December 27, 2015, 02:12:20 PM
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