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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on December 07, 2015, 10:52:54 AM

Title: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: renocat on December 07, 2015, 10:52:54 AM
Drudge is reporting that doctors plan to do penis transplants supposedly for injured troops.  This has to be stopped before it mushrooms into an unethical morass.  God gave a man a penis for his wife to enjoy and use.  Not to pass it on to someone else to defile it.  What is next?   What if a devote Christian doesn't want to have his weasel going to an alternative lifestyle guy?   Once donated, it ain't yours.   Please Obama stop this.   This is not fair to women also!
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: OK_Cat on December 07, 2015, 10:55:23 AM
Mushrooms
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: 8manpick on December 07, 2015, 11:06:51 AM
God gave man a penis for his wife to enjoy
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2015, 11:32:56 AM
My favorite renocat post so far.
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: slobber on December 07, 2015, 11:40:16 AM

Quote from: 8manpick on December 07, 2015, 11:06:51 AM
God gave man a penis for his wife to enjoy
and use!


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: The Big Train on November 17, 2017, 01:06:43 PM
https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/931528387323224064
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 17, 2017, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on November 17, 2017, 01:06:43 PM
https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/931528387323224064

Quote
One nice thing about teddy bears is that if your dog tears the head off of your child’s favorite one, you can just sew it back on. But you don’t proclaim your achievement a “wild success”—rather, you say, “here, I have fixed your lifeless play-thing.”

Do you parents really say that to your kid?
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: Spracne on November 17, 2017, 01:24:58 PM
Screw that pithy article. Gotta take some risks to get ahead...
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: catastrophe on November 17, 2017, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on November 17, 2017, 01:06:43 PM
https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/931528387323224064

I think that for any transplant, if the patient receiving the transplant is dead after the operation, I would not call it a success.
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: renocat on November 17, 2017, 03:25:16 PM
I would suppose the carcass would still be warm and usable.  I would likely get the body from some Jihadisti guy.  This all ain't right.  God expects us to croak in due time.  I don't want some old summer using my body to ravage women, or worse such as livestock.  I can see arguments.  No I will use my head and your body.  Like hell, you have it backwards.
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 17, 2017, 07:35:46 PM
If such a procedure were successful, the person would have the mind of the head, right? So then shouldn't this be referred to as a body transplant?
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: slackcat on November 18, 2017, 04:54:39 AM
Quote from: Spracne on November 17, 2017, 01:24:58 PM
Screw that pithy article. Gotta take some risks to get ahead...

ha, ha
Title: Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 26, 2018, 05:32:27 PM
Why aren't you guys talking about the sucessful penis transplant?