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Title: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2015, 09:55:03 AM
Why did ksu fire him?
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 06, 2015, 10:18:12 AM
heard from an a+ source that when beilima got his dui it exposed him as one who values himself over the good of others, and snyder decided we didn't need that kind of selfishness in the program because at kansas state we take care of each other by prioritizing the ksu family. BB showed his true colors and proved that he was not on board.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 06, 2015, 10:22:37 AM
heard from an a+ source that when beilima got his dui it exposed him as one who values himself over the good of others, and snyder decided we didn't need that kind of selfishness in the program because at kansas state we take care of each other by prioritizing the ksu family. BB showed his true colors and proved that he was not on board.
+1  :flush:
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: star seed 7 on December 06, 2015, 11:06:37 AM
Is this the fat guy?
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Pett on December 06, 2015, 11:20:08 AM
Alcoholic
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: kso_FAN on December 06, 2015, 11:28:19 AM
Is this the fat guy?

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: kso_FAN on December 06, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Is this the fat guy?

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 06, 2015, 11:35:12 AM
yeah it was the alcohol thing. plus he is very white trash which didn't help in a state like kansas.

also a B/B+ source told me that the white trash thing (not alcohol) is also what caused him to lose his job at wisconsin.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2015, 11:38:28 AM
I had heard the gross low class rumors. 
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 06, 2015, 11:46:44 AM
I had heard the gross low class rumors.

Sounds like a perfect fit for Arkansas iyam...

Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Cire on December 06, 2015, 11:56:38 AM
In his interview with Arkansas he was asked
"What do you drink?"

BB "rubbing alcohol "

Done deal at arky


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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: wabash909 on December 06, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
He was the one that kept sneaking into the kitchen and stealing the blocks of cheese.

Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2015, 12:00:07 PM
Did he actually eat a skunk that Kirby Hocutt hit out by goofy?
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: CNS on December 06, 2015, 04:34:51 PM
I don't have any insidery sources on Bert, but he looks like he sweats mayonnaise and I am glad we tossed his ass.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 06, 2015, 04:37:39 PM
well he was a bad coach and bad person so that's a good reason to lose your job at KSU. I for one am disgusted he ever even worked at k state.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 06, 2015, 05:00:30 PM
Did he actually eat a skunk that Kirby Hocutt hit out by goofy?

kirby was a sig ep so i know him a little bit. have never heard this but i'll ask about it.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 06, 2015, 05:34:53 PM
He doesn't put his phone in airplane mode before takeoff.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Benja on December 06, 2015, 09:50:21 PM
Quote
Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Benja on December 06, 2015, 10:01:01 PM
that's a real quote in real life
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 06, 2015, 10:04:03 PM
Quote
Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol

oh my goodness.  :D
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on December 06, 2015, 10:06:19 PM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: star seed 7 on December 06, 2015, 10:07:49 PM
Saw DickStone do two of those at once
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on December 06, 2015, 10:19:41 PM
Bert wore coveralls so he wouldn't ruin his nice under shirt
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: idontgiveAdam_713 on December 06, 2015, 10:22:49 PM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

Just curious,  but what happened to the "real" sugar dick?
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: sunny_cat on December 06, 2015, 11:44:08 PM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

Just curious,  but what happened to the "real" sugar dick?
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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Blackcats on December 07, 2015, 02:12:34 AM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: slobber on December 07, 2015, 05:29:14 AM

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Blackcats on December 07, 2015, 10:04:35 AM

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

Just curious,  but what happened to the "real" sugar dick?
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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 07, 2015, 10:10:49 AM
Quote
Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol

I am sure he was afraid Bielema would be super hammered.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: MIZMAW on December 07, 2015, 10:16:38 AM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point
He was fun at parties, but you could tell the women were afraid to leave their drinks unattended once he showed up.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: LynchMob42 on December 07, 2015, 10:16:55 AM

Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2015, 10:17:53 AM
Fun Fact. Bielema has 2 DUI's that I know of. Wahoo owner had some interesting stories about him. He's a huge booze hound and loves to risk people's lives behind the wheel.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: CNS on December 07, 2015, 10:19:21 AM
Fun Fact. Bielema has 2 DUI's that I know of. Wahoo owner had some interesting stories about him. He's a huge booze hound and loves to risk people's lives behind the wheel.

He is a paid mistress away from Arky firing him.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: slobber on December 07, 2015, 10:19:22 AM


Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: sunny_cat on December 07, 2015, 10:22:20 AM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: LynchMob42 on December 07, 2015, 11:05:20 AM


Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 07, 2015, 11:11:29 AM
Why did ksu fire him?
I believe him and Ernie had a pretty bad fight by the statue
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: EMAWican on December 07, 2015, 11:23:15 AM
An 'kansas alum that I know (B+ source) claims that Bert has a clause in his contract on never being able to apply for a motorcycle license.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 07, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
Go easy guys.... I feel kinda bad for Bert.  Dood was still crying in his presser yesterday about Snyder firing him and that was like 10 years ago.

Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: massofcatfan on December 07, 2015, 01:01:43 PM
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: LynchMob42 on December 07, 2015, 02:35:25 PM
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: massofcatfan on December 07, 2015, 02:46:51 PM
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.

I can admit when I'm wrong; he is not responsible for lateral to Marshall player for TD. Etc. :curse:
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: LynchMob42 on December 07, 2015, 02:48:31 PM
MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) -- Graham Gochneaur won a matchup of backup
quarterbacks to give Marshall its first victory over a ranked
major-college opponent.

Much as I want to bag on Bulimia, it's hard to pin that Marshall loss on the defense.

It still hurts. I know. I'm here for you. Just think we could have given Darren Sproles more touches than Jeff Schwinn.  :bang:

I can admit when I'm wrong; he is not responsible for lateral to Marshall player for TD. Etc. :curse:
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: wELLsculptedbrows on December 07, 2015, 04:39:42 PM
What's updog?

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: LynchMob42 on December 07, 2015, 04:44:00 PM
What's updog?

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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Benja on December 07, 2015, 04:46:23 PM
Quote
Asked about the significance of Bielema meeting him at the induction ceremony, Snyder replied, "It's a great thing, but he's so big that I don't want him to hug me too tight. I'm a little fragile now. I'm 112 years old, so I want to make sure I don't crush any bones."

lol

I am sure he was afraid Bielema would be super hammered.

Of course. Bert gives super tight hugs when he's been hitting it all day, and sometimes even slaps your back way too hard. His addiction is hurting those closest to him.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2015, 07:58:33 PM
B+ Source informs me the pig aggie fans are pulling this shirt out in Memphis?!
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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on December 07, 2015, 08:55:13 PM
Bert would mix drinks in a Coleman cooler and then drink them out of the drain. I once saw him mix a 175 of vodka, 2 liter Sierra mist, and three packets of red Kool aid in a kooler, hoist it up on his shoulder and then walk around a party drinking out of the cooler drain. It was on point

Just curious,  but what happened to the "real" sugar dick?

He was way too cool for this place. We were devastated when he left
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: KST8FAN on December 10, 2015, 01:20:56 PM
https://twitter.com/druidcitybrew/status/674964467554385920


Tom
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: chum1 on December 10, 2015, 05:58:14 PM
https://twitter.com/Eli560/status/675085625813528576
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: We Are Better Than You on December 10, 2015, 06:32:58 PM
https://twitter.com/Eli560/status/675085625813528576
For realz.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: kso_FAN on December 11, 2015, 07:06:02 AM
https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: CNS on December 11, 2015, 07:13:26 AM
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: doom on December 11, 2015, 07:39:53 AM
Guys, I know I'm not as senior a poster as some others, but I'm pretty sure it's bart and not bert.  carry on. 
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: slackcat on December 11, 2015, 07:53:21 AM
Brandt Bulma
Title: Re: Bret Bielema
Post by: Katpappy on December 11, 2015, 08:19:17 AM
NM
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: SdK on December 11, 2015, 04:42:44 PM
Brett Beluga
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: SdK on December 11, 2015, 04:42:52 PM
Brett Baleen
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: KSNimrod on December 11, 2015, 04:45:35 PM
Bread Bulimia
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on December 11, 2015, 06:39:21 PM
https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273
DAYUMM SON  :excited: Bill with the haymaker straight out of the gates lol
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: MIZMAW on December 11, 2015, 10:56:35 PM
Guys, I know I'm not as senior a poster as some others, but I'm pretty sure it's bart and not bert.  carry on.
Youre thinking of Bort Bielema.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: 'taterblast on December 12, 2015, 12:23:48 AM
https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273

snyder is a savage when it comes to fat guys.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 12, 2015, 09:27:13 AM
If kstate people have a fault it's mocking the slovenly overweight
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: wetwillie on December 12, 2015, 09:44:57 AM
https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273

snyder is a savage when it comes to fat guys.

i dont remember him saying those things about chuck
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: catastrophe on December 12, 2015, 10:03:14 AM

https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273

snyder is a savage when it comes to fat guys.

i dont remember him saying those things about chuck

How great would it have been if Snyder was asked about the job Chuck has done at KU and Snyder was just like "well he's done a great job of putting away ding dongs and ho hos, I can tell you that."

When Snyder retires as HC, I hope we can still keep him on the team as Roast Master.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: MIZMAW on December 12, 2015, 02:20:44 PM
https://twitter.com/eli560/status/675082689729462273

snyder is a savage when it comes to fat guys.

i dont remember him saying those things about chuck
He wrote him mean letters.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 24, 2024, 11:55:57 AM
https://x.com/marcushartman/status/1815775622393688147
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: joda on July 25, 2024, 12:05:13 PM
I had 100% forgotten that the Biel-dong was back as a HC in college football. Definitely was sure this bump was for him getting some mid level assistant coach position in the NFL, or like a CFL or UFL coordinator.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: PurpleOil on July 25, 2024, 04:20:55 PM
Yep, he lost to LL last year in Lawrence. He'll get his shot at redemption this year in Champaign.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 25, 2024, 06:17:26 PM
Jack Daniels will be calling the plays.
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: star seed 7 on July 25, 2024, 07:48:17 PM
He's just recycling the bottles
Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 25, 2024, 10:20:14 PM
Someone tell LL to be looking out for the fullback deep seam route and the fullback screen on 4th down conversion attempts.


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Title: Re: Bert Bielema
Post by: fatdamon on July 26, 2024, 01:33:57 PM
its burnt turdburglar