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Title: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: kougar24 on April 28, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
...Lockett'd up.

 :gocho:
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 30, 2010, 07:31:36 AM
So somebody do some math for me on how old Kevin Lockett was when he had this kid.  I mean I always thought K-Lock was some super wholesome guy but now I'm thinking he may have been just like every other shady-ass athlete.   :ohno:  Kinda weird.  I mean I just can't picture guys like K-Lock and Andre Coleman drinking all night and trying to pull tail at a place like Tubby's and then getting pulled over for weaving in lanes with Oxycontin in their cars, etc.  

And yes, I am insinuating that having a kid out of wedlock makes you a bad person.   :nono: I am saying that.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: steve dave on April 30, 2010, 07:35:23 AM
Meh, you catch some TDs for the Qhatz and are an Academic All American and you can pretty much do whatever you want in my book.  Actually just doing the TD part would prolly suffice. 
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 30, 2010, 07:43:20 AM
The more TD's the more I am willing to defend your thuggery . . . want Dax on your side, put the ball in the endzone early and often and/or decimate oppossing teams with SD like nutcrushing tackles.

Therefore at this juncture there are still plenty of guys on the team I am not willing to go to the mat for.


Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: jtksu on April 30, 2010, 03:54:14 PM
Drinking all night and trying to pull tail is a bad thing?  You must be like the biggest loser ever.  And yes, I'm insinuating that you are both fat and a loser.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: wabash909 on April 30, 2010, 04:37:18 PM
So somebody do some math for me on how old Kevin Lockett was when he had this kid.  I mean I always thought K-Lock was some super wholesome guy but now I'm thinking he may have been just like every other shady-ass athlete.   :ohno:  Kinda weird.  I mean I just can't picture guys like K-Lock and Andre Coleman drinking all night and trying to pull tail at a place like Tubby's and then getting pulled over for weaving in lanes with Oxycontin in their cars, etc.  

And yes, I am insinuating that having a kid out of wedlock makes you a bad person.   :nono: I am saying that.


There's a reason his nickname was the "baby faced assassin" amongst some Aggieville circles.

Limestone can attest to this.





Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: HeinBallz on May 01, 2010, 07:35:30 AM
So somebody do some math for me on how old Kevin Lockett was when he had this kid.  I mean I always thought K-Lock was some super wholesome guy but now I'm thinking he may have been just like every other shady-ass athlete.   :ohno:  Kinda weird.  I mean I just can't picture guys like K-Lock and Andre Coleman drinking all night and trying to pull tail at a place like Tubby's and then getting pulled over for weaving in lanes with Oxycontin in their cars, etc.  

And yes, I am insinuating that having a kid out of wedlock makes you a bad person.   :nono: I am saying that.
u married skinny?  Or have you just never been laid?   the latter would explain why you're such a wet noodle.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 01, 2010, 08:47:00 AM
I'm married AND I've never been laid.       Very :curse: at my wife for this!
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: Joker on May 01, 2010, 08:52:55 AM
I'm married AND I've never been laid.       Very :curse: at my wife for this!

I feel your pain, Skinny.  I'm married, only got laid once (now she's pregnant), and pretty sure it's never going to happen again!  :embarrassed:  Gives new meaning to the phrase one-and-done'r.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 01, 2010, 09:50:18 AM
Drinking all night and trying to pull tail is a bad thing?  You must be like the biggest loser ever.  And yes, I'm insinuating that you are both fat and a loser.

A)  Yes, I am a fat loser.   :bawl:
2)  I should have phrased my initial post differently, 'cause now I sound like a total L-7 weenie.  I should have said something more like this: I always imagined guys like K-Lock and Andre Coleman to be super wholesome.  Probably because they played when I was, like, eight and didn't know any better.  It's hard for me to imagine these guys who smile and rock flattops in their early '90s team pictures ditching class 90% of the time so they can go to a party at LHC Bill Snyder's house and steal their own coach's Yogi Berra ball.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: 'taterblast on May 01, 2010, 12:10:39 PM

A)  Yes, I am a fat loser.   :bawl:
2)  I should have phrased my initial post differently, 'cause now I sound like a total L-7 weenie.  I should have said something more like this: I always imagined guys like K-Lock and Andre Coleman to be super wholesome.  Probably because they played when I was, like, eight and didn't know any better.  It's hard for me to imagine these guys who smile and rock flattops in their early '90s team pictures ditching class 90% of the time so they can go to a party at LHC Bill Snyder's house and steal their own coach's Yogi Berra ball.

this
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 01, 2010, 12:30:02 PM
all i know is this...if you were at a bar in aggieville in the mid nineties and the baby faced assasin walked in, you might as well just sit your drink down and leave. no way you could overcome that. no way. better to not even try.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: felix rex on May 01, 2010, 04:12:31 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: we should absolutely be encouraging our top players to be procreating early and often. The ongoing dearth of D-1 athletes at Manhattan High a full 20 years after the DoD started is an embarrassment (although I'm really hoping for an "Ell boom" around 2020 or so  :crossfingers:).

Srsly. Have any of you seen what the local juco has done for high school athletes in Coffeyville?
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 01, 2010, 07:34:35 PM
all i know is this...if you were at a bar in aggieville in the mid nineties and the baby faced assasin walked in, you might as well just sit your drink down and leave. no way you could overcome that. no way. better to not even try.


This.  Get your tab and move on...
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: hatingfrancisco on May 01, 2010, 10:44:08 PM
all i know is this...if you were at a bar in aggieville in the mid nineties and the baby faced assasin walked in, you might as well just sit your drink down and leave. no way you could overcome that. no way. better to not even try.


This.  First the rec on the bball courts, and then later that night in the Ville.  BFA was everywhere.
Title: Re: OB has the market for Sons+Nephews of Former Players...
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 02, 2010, 02:14:35 PM
More deets on the baby-faced assassin please!