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Title: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: steve dave on November 10, 2015, 10:28:39 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-on-killing-baby-hitler_5640e1b6e4b0411d3071da54?eoy9zfr

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You gotta step up, man
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 10, 2015, 10:34:00 AM
Hell yeah, he would.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 10, 2015, 10:39:58 AM
Someone needs to ask Hillary if she would late-term abort baby Hitler.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: CNS on November 10, 2015, 10:40:56 AM
He needs to step up the list of who he would go back in time to kill(by means of a super technologically advanced time machine) if he wants to win over the vocal super conservative, old, white, science hating, christian, voting base.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 10, 2015, 10:42:45 AM
He needs to step up the list of who he would go back in time to kill(by means of a super technologically advanced time machine) if he wants to win over the vocal super conservative, old, white, science hating, christian, voting base.

He needs to say he would go back and kill Pharoah to free the Jews. He would be the front-runner by Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: CNS on November 10, 2015, 10:43:13 AM
I mean, Hitler is like a gimmie.  To really play up his base he should list off basically any important Mexican figure, MLK, and probably Hillary.

Also, he should tell everyone that he will make a side trip to document Obama's birth in Kenya.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on November 10, 2015, 10:43:31 AM
Reads the Huffington post  :lol:
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 10, 2015, 11:14:40 AM
Reads the Huffington post  :lol:

[email protected]

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Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 10, 2015, 11:28:03 AM
I definitely would, guys. Without question!
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: steve dave on November 10, 2015, 11:35:34 AM
I definitely would, guys. Without question!

me too. I hope that if I run for office some day I say I would in a similar way as well.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 10, 2015, 11:37:06 AM
I definitely would, guys. Without question!

me too. I hope that if I run for office some day I say I would in a similar way as well.
Yeah, I'd never run for office tho. I don't want everyone seeing my crazy!
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 10, 2015, 11:39:33 AM
Bush hesitated when asked about TBS (Tiny Baby Stalin) and TBMST (Tiny Baby Mao Tse Tung), but hopped right on killing TBPP (Tiny Baby Pol Pot). 

Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 10, 2015, 11:44:21 AM
What a weird rough ridin' question to begin with.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: renocat on November 10, 2015, 12:05:06 PM
Can we kill mentally ill persons?    It would be more humane to give him psychological therapy.  He might then go to an Ivy League school.  Be the next great environmental nut to plague mankind.  Crap AL Gore has that title.  Grab a shotgun and head back in time.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: chum1 on November 10, 2015, 12:29:39 PM
Sometimes, I think George Bush only because president so that he could kill the man who tried to kill his father. If you can pull something that off, then more power to you, I guess.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 01:19:06 PM
it'd be hard to kill a baby, even if you knew it was hitler.  i once tried to kill a baby pronghorn that had a broken leg with a shovel, and i couldn't do it.  props to jeb bush.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: star seed 7 on November 10, 2015, 01:20:08 PM
it'd be hard to kill a baby, even if you knew it was hitler.  i once tried to kill a baby pronghorn that had a broken leg with a shovel, and i couldn't do it.  props to jeb bush.

He's all talk
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: steve dave on November 10, 2015, 01:20:21 PM
it'd be hard to kill a baby, even if you knew it was hitler.  i once tried to kill a baby pronghorn that had a broken leg with a shovel, and i couldn't do it.  props to jeb bush.

I killed a cow once under similar circumstances. I'm still traumatized by it. also cows are hard to kill.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 01:24:18 PM
I killed a cow once under similar circumstances. I'm still traumatized by it. also cows are hard to kill.

that sound horrible.  but at least you managed.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 10, 2015, 01:27:11 PM
If I were in position to kill baby Hitler, I'd probably just kidnap him instead. Get him out of Germany, and maybe he doesn't turn out so bad.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 10, 2015, 01:28:38 PM
If I were in position to kill baby Hitler, I'd probably just kidnap him instead. Get him out of Germany, and maybe he doesn't turn out so bad.
Several serial killers have came from wealthy families. That's not a sure thing. One shitty baby or millions of innocent people? Kill that rough rider!
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: chum1 on November 10, 2015, 01:29:00 PM
You could always give him to someone who would ensure that he had ample opportunity to allow Christ into his life.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 01:33:16 PM
If I were in position to kill baby Hitler, I'd probably just kidnap him instead. Get him out of Germany, and maybe he doesn't turn out so bad.

wow.  i'm impressed by you, ratm.  very ethical.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: CHONGS on November 10, 2015, 01:35:05 PM
About a month ago a robin flew into my back door window and fell to ground and twitched for a while. It had a trickle of blood running abit down its beak.  I thought it was dead, but every thirty seconds to a minute or so it would move around.  I was very very close to going out there and mercy-killing it, but I just wasn't sure.  Maybe it was just concussed?  Maybe it broke its neck and was paralyzed?  Very sad experience. I ended up going out and giving it some water and a piece of tangerine. It turned around to face the water and then began to puff up into a little ball. I let it sit there for a while while I watched it from inside. Every ten minutes or so I would go check on Mr Robin, and he must have hopped to the water because he moved.  As the day faded into night I kept watch over Mr Robin, hoping for him to leave.  After about ten more minutes I looked back and he was gone.  Did he fly away?  Did some predator sneak up and grab him? These are things we can never know, and that is the human condition.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 01:45:42 PM
what if you murdered baby hitler and then saw germany do the same stuff under some other genocidal dictator?  my goodness, you killed a baby for no reason.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 10, 2015, 01:46:58 PM
what if you murdered baby hitler and then saw germany do the same stuff under some other genocidal dictator?  my goodness.

What if this other dictator actually wins WW2 and the whole world is still being run by Nazis in 2015? Damn, that would suck.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: CHONGS on November 10, 2015, 01:47:50 PM
what if you murdered baby hitler and then saw germany do the same stuff under some other genocidal dictator?  my goodness, you killed a baby for no reason.
not for no reason, for a different/bad reason.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 10, 2015, 01:54:01 PM
About a month ago a robin flew into my back door window and fell to ground and twitched for a while. It had a trickle of blood running abit down its beak.  I thought it was dead, but every thirty seconds to a minute or so it would move around.  I was very very close to going out there and mercy-killing it, but I just wasn't sure.  Maybe it was just concussed?  Maybe it broke its neck and was paralyzed?  Very sad experience. I ended up going out and giving it some water and a piece of tangerine. It turned around to face the water and then began to puff up into a little ball. I let it sit there for a while while I watched it from inside. Every ten minutes or so I would go check on Mr Robin, and he must have hopped to the water because he moved.  As the day faded into night I kept watch over Mr Robin, hoping for him to leave.  After about ten more minutes I looked back and he was gone.  Did he fly away?  Did some predator sneak up and grab him? These are things we can never know, and that is the human condition.

flew away, doing fine
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Tobias on November 10, 2015, 01:56:26 PM
went on to genocide the crap out of some blue jays
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 02:01:42 PM
About a month ago a robin flew into my back door window...

flew away, doing fine

probably not, but fortunately chingon will never know (what a parallel to the murderer of baby hitler, who can never know if adopted australian hitler would have been a fine upstanding and harmless citizen).
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 10, 2015, 02:05:30 PM
Jeb Bush and I vs. Baby Hitler:

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/3aa2bc78f704590f16e3aad479cd4cba/tumblr_mvyj69kVop1rj2phto1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 10, 2015, 02:26:05 PM
what if you murdered baby hitler and then saw germany do the same stuff under some other genocidal dictator?  my goodness, you killed a baby for no reason.

Lots of people in this country murder babies for worse reasons and they go on living their lives just fine apparently.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: sys on November 10, 2015, 02:33:50 PM
Lots of people in this country murder babies for worse reasons and they go on living their lives just fine apparently.

just fine, unless you account for the terrible burden of their abortion privilege.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: star seed 7 on November 10, 2015, 02:34:39 PM
I don't think many baby killers are walking around free
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 10, 2015, 02:39:04 PM
Lots of people in this country murder babies for worse reasons and they go on living their lives just fine apparently.

just fine, unless you account for the terrible burden of their abortion privilege.

Also, they hire the duty out to a doctor. They don't have to look the baby in the eye before they go in for the kill.
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on November 11, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
CNN just met PFTCommenter http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/11/politics/ben-carson-would-not-abort-baby-hitler/index.html
Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 12, 2015, 09:44:23 AM
I don't think many baby killers are walking around free

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Title: Re: Jeb Bush Would Kill Tiny Little Baby Hitler
Post by: star seed 7 on November 12, 2015, 09:49:31 AM
Not guilty  :love: