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Title: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 05, 2015, 06:13:45 PM
Faisal Mohammad was waving a knife around at a California college appearing that he was trying to stab and slash people and he supports ISWS.  But we have no terrorists in the US.  He was just pulling hoax.  That wasn't a knife.  It was a dido he wanted to put in a happy place.  Yeah that's  what it was.  A creative genius of the arts.  An invite to Obamaland.
Title: Re: Will dido boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: SdK on November 05, 2015, 06:15:54 PM
Who said we have no terrorists?
Title: Re: Will dido boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: SdK on November 05, 2015, 06:16:34 PM
Would you consider this a terrorist attack?
Title: Re: Will dido boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 05, 2015, 10:45:41 PM
Baylor is terrorists
Title: Re: Will dido boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Tobias on November 05, 2015, 10:51:03 PM
this guy was no angel
Title: Re: Will dido boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 06, 2015, 10:39:24 AM
this guy was no angel
Neither was clock boy.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 06, 2015, 10:52:04 AM
You guys, this kid didn't actually make a dildo.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 11:26:03 AM
You guys, this kid didn't actually make a dildo.

I don't know what actually happened and I am afraid to Google it....Did he repackage a dildo?
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 06, 2015, 11:32:01 AM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 11:35:56 AM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 06, 2015, 11:36:56 AM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.

Was he waving it around like a knife?
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 11:56:02 AM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.

Was he waving it around like a knife?

No, he was using it in the privacy of his own home in the traditional way (I assume). But he was a past sex offender so he probably had to make his own because he couldn't go buy one.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Unruly on November 06, 2015, 12:17:31 PM
You guys, this kid didn't actually make a dildo.

You can make anything a dildo, as long as you're brave enough.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 06, 2015, 12:48:52 PM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.

Was he waving it around like a knife?

No, he was using it in the privacy of his own home in the traditional way (I assume). But he was a past sex offender so he probably had to make his own because he couldn't go buy one.
Splinters?
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 12:51:27 PM
You guys, this kid didn't actually make a dildo.

You can make anything a dildo, as long as you're brave enough.

OK, Un-Abe Lukoln.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 12:52:11 PM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.

Was he waving it around like a knife?

No, he was using it in the privacy of his own home in the traditional way (I assume). But he was a past sex offender so he probably had to make his own because he couldn't go buy one.
Splinters?

Yeah, that was my concern as well but we weren't allowed to ask him any questions.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Yard Dog on November 06, 2015, 12:55:51 PM
You guys, this kid didn't actually make a dildo.

From what i understand the clock kid didn't make a clock either.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 06, 2015, 12:58:42 PM
as abe lincoln once said "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

That reminds me of this trial that I was on the jury of once.....the guy had made a wooden dildo.

Was he waving it around like a knife?

No, he was using it in the privacy of his own home in the traditional way (I assume). But he was a past sex offender so he probably had to make his own because he couldn't go buy one.
Splinters?

Yeah, that was my concern as well but we weren't allowed to ask him any questions.  :fatty:

put a few coats of lacquer on that thing and you're good to go
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 06, 2015, 01:02:42 PM
Was it a traditional one or an alternative lifestyle one.  It could be a weapon, especially if used sideways
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 06, 2015, 01:04:00 PM
i don't think dildos discriminate, renocat
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 06, 2015, 01:11:25 PM
i don't think dildos discriminate, renocat

Yeah, I think it could have been used by a person of any sexual orientation. The guy in question was using it alone (I think) and he was straight (I think)....but he liked little girls :surprised: if I remember correctly. SO I guess I am not totally sure WHAT he was doing with it.


Edit: Oh wait, maybe reno is asking about the dildo boy in the original post.....I still don't even know what happened because I am not going to google "dildo stab arrest" at work.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 06, 2015, 02:46:37 PM
Read on breitbart that one oh is victims is so distraught he is going to get a gun and conceal and carry permit.  All because an Islamic artist practices his acting craft was misunderstood by an Islamaphobe.  The knife like dildo was a symbolic representation of the repression towards islam and how this screwing from the Westimate stabbing the life out of these people.  No terrorist.just bright in entice youth.
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 06, 2015, 04:28:28 PM
i consider myself fairly fluent in renocat, but even this one i'm stumped on
Title: Re: Will dildo boy get invited to the white house?
Post by: renocat on November 06, 2015, 05:10:48 PM
This whole thread is sarcasm towards Obama and liberal correct people who can't admit that we have lone wolf terrorists and wanna be terrorists in the US.  They seem to want to deny and coddle and not  offend someone who is different.  This guy was trying to stab and kill people at UC Irvine.  His plans fell apart when some real old fashion kick butt help your fellow man liberals fought back.  He was shot by a police-murderer.  This is the only thing that is preventing libwussies from beating the  drum to invite him to the Whitehouse like the kid who made a hoax bomb.  I guess you could put his carcass on the front lawn of the Whitehouse.