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Title: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM: How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: bones129 on October 22, 2015, 12:28:13 AM: First step: Fill out an application.

https://www.cia.gov/careers/application-process
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2015, 01:14:09 AM: dude I just saw sicario. don't do it man.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: wetwillie on October 22, 2015, 06:31:52 AM: Buy as many guns as you can get your hands on. The bigger the better.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 07:40:45 AM: Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2015, 01:14:09 AM
dude I just saw sicario. don't do it man.

:love:
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Kat Kid on October 22, 2015, 08:26:24 AM: I think you just have to post on here and they will back trace you and look at your posts and make a decision. You have just faxed your credentials, sit back and wait.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 08:40:30 AM: I'm getting excited to join :excited:

I wanna do some black ops stuff. I think I would be good at that. Not willing to work Saturday's and must watch all Royals games. Other than that I'm pretty much a really nice Jason Bourne with a bad knee.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 09:20:32 AM: Why do you have a bad knee?
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 09:36:33 AM: oh just your run of the mill 4 knee surgeries. ACL, MCL, both meniscus. Never play basketball.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2015, 09:37:54 AM: do have like a shady friend? quiet loner type who can do all the torturing?
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: wetwillie on October 22, 2015, 11:59:54 AM: The one thing all enemies of America hear before dying will now be "hey, how are you?"
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:17:48 PM: I would do a lot of tickling, stuff like that.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Brock Landers on October 22, 2015, 12:18:09 PM: Codename: AppleJack has a nice ring to it. You're as good as in.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 22, 2015, 12:49:23 PM: I want to work at whatever level of government I need to go to Area 51.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: The Big Train on February 13, 2016, 06:20:22 PM: Quote from: wetwillie on October 22, 2015, 11:59:54 AM
The one thing all enemies of America hear before dying will now be "hey, how are you?"

:lol:
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM: Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one. grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 14, 2016, 02:58:47 PM: I spent a few years in the agency, wet work mostly, still have a great tan.
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM: Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one. grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2016, 06:00:31 PM: Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one. grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?
I have a brother-in-law in the nsa and let's just say I think you can do it
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: CNS on February 14, 2016, 07:08:06 PM: AJ, I will do the NSA thing you!
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: pissclams on February 15, 2016, 07:06:38 PM: Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one. grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?

you strike as a us marshall
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 15, 2016, 09:08:09 PM: Quote from: pissclams on February 15, 2016, 07:06:38 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one. grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?

you strike as a us marshall

marshal?
Title: Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
Post by: pissclams on February 15, 2016, 09:09:22 PM: that too!