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Good evening, gang! Dlew12 here again with another edition of Gems of the Game Thread. Tonight, I ventured over to BlueJaysMessageBoard.com (http://BlueJaysMessageBoard.com) and read 1240 posts so you don't have to! Let's get right to it:
Pregame
Lol... Volquez is terrible, can't wait to see the Jays skullfuck his goofy ass.
I've got a good feeling about where this is going.
Alcides batting leadoff while Gordon bats 8th... Yost really is incompetent. I hate it when stupid people succeed despite their incompetence.
Man do I want to see them rough ridin' WRECK Volquez.
Half their lineup is literally scrubs. Their best hitter is as good as our 4th best. We should rake them around tonight pretty easily. 12-2 game 1
Victor.
If the Jays don't win by at least 35 runs they should be flogged.
Kansas City and there reporters are despicable when it comes to talking about Canada I want to beat them so bad.
I hope they tarp the field with that flag if it starts raining
here we go lets destroy these fuckers and never take our foot off the gas
Game
2 pitches in and he says "he looks sharp". Shut up you moron.
Well get used to it.
Lets see if you can actually pitch to these guys instead of throwing at them.
Since when does this frog throw 97 again?
Is that racist? It sounds racist.
these commentators are as biased as they come
re. Lorenzo or Hos:
Throw it at his head now or don't throw it at all.
One thing I find American's do the worst is pronounce Toronto. They always say "Torontoe" is it that or is it the way people in the city say it "Towronno"
one thing i find "Canadian's" do the worst is play America's past time. love it or leave pal.
This is why I'm not afraid of the Royals; no real offensive threat. Leadoff double turns to nothing.
They will drop sooner or later, at least they're making good contact.
No runs for you tonight.
When's 'Strada gunna bean a rough rider in the face?
trash humans
Estrada is friggin nails right now. Volquez getting babip luck, it'll turn around this inning
flukey royals
Volquez the guy who was calling Donaldson a baby. So mature
beam a rough rider in the head, when?
garbage humans
fastball into a guys face, when?
disgusting
rough ridin' biased Fox assholes.
After the RBIs
eff off Royals
so "Royals baseball" is the thing that will be drilled into our earholes this series it sounds like
learn to love it
say "royals baseball" again
urge to kill rising
interesting relationship between royals confidence and torontoe's "urge to kill"
If this game ever gets robot umps jays are going to be unstoppable
i don't know about robot umpires, but you'll witness several cyborgs later on
People said we'd beat up Volquez
These guys couldn't be more pro-Royals
Estrada is pitching significantly better than Volquez, it's all batted ball luck so far. rough ridin' Royals
flukey royals
Re. sexy Ed:
Drugs. He looks like the ugliest piece of garbage I've ever seen
angry bautista is a good bautista royals are mumped now
have to keep them at 2.. hopefully we can capitalize on volquez's mistakes soon
Volquez looking nearly unhittable tonight
After the Salvydong
Escobar, Perez, and Volquez were all crap on to open this series all 3 of them carrying the Royals.
"Royals baseball"
We are screwed
Estrada is pitching a better game than Volquez. One guy is getting lucky, the other isn't.
those dang flukey royals
It's only three runs. If bats start hitting we can make that up no problem
"just a little airborn, it's still good it's still good!"
God they're masturbating over Volquez.
:blindfold:
Volquez is great at inducing line drives right at his defenders
Next inning is the one. This just doesn't add up, volquez is trash
Jd walk, bautista double, eddy walk then he's pulled
Bullshit luck for Volquez compared to Estrada who's pitching much better.
Really, if you ignore the hits and the runs, Estrada pitched a gem.
Volquez is going to get crushed this time through the order!
Let's GOOOOOOO
sys sock
After the walks in the 6th
nice ab jose
volquez has lost the little bit he had
Zobrist moving around is pissing me off
like, sorry?
Out number two in the 6th:
lucky rough ridin' bitch. that's all.
That would have been off the wall at the dome, and Donaldson would have had a home run earlier too.
Out number 3 for Ed:
That was our chance, game 2 is a must win.
I said it all along Texas Rangers were not that good, the Royals on the other hand, going down 0-2 good luck.
Volquez missed his spot and nicked the edge of the top part of the zone, it's luck.
Chill out, saying we miss Reyes... Fickle clown.
eff this game has been so rough ridin' frustrating.
Royals baseball! :tongue:
What an ugly man Volquez is. That forehead never ends.
Volquez mocking Tulo for not swinging. make a poster of that for the clubhouse
On Donaldson's error:
why cant we get a garbage hit like that
our defense is competent
Royals getting all the breaks.
Luck all on the Royals' side tonight.
Estrada pitched better then Volquez but he's losing. Tough game
eff if that Double-play doesn't get them going nothing will.
i'm afraid i've got some bad neeeeews
Royals Dominican pitchers are good at béisbol
not a great look, bluejaysmessageboard.com.
Herrera bitch slapped the jays
Re. God Bless America:
I would have rather watched a terrible political commercial over someone butcher that terrible rough ridin' song.
Perez isn't leaving the game unless he is bleeding out of his head. Guy is tough as nails.
This game was absolute ass. Move on to Game 2, please.
Davis will blow it in the 9th, everything so far is opposite of what would normally happen
should be a short series.....KC plays baseball.....our guys try and hit 3 run home runs with nobody on base. Horrible approach at the plate by all tonight. No moving of runners, attempting a steal, etc. Apparently it will take 3 singles or a HR to get a run across the plate and that makes for a short series.
maybe pick up another starter in the off season and one more solid reliever
Volquez was good, Estrada was better
The good news is that we're still the superior team by a wide margin. Less talented teams win playoff games, so they got the 1st. They won't beat us in the series.
i'd love to hear this guy's take on last year's pennant.
We don't marry our sisters
Stay classy Kansas Shitty
They flat out kicked our ass tonight. We hit some balls pretty well right at them into bad luck. But they outpitched and out hit us.
Lets get em tomorrow with Pricey on the bump!!
Such a typical Royals win. Shitbag starter junks his way through six, the team plays tight defense and scratches a few runs across, and the bullpen shuts it down.
:)
these games happen? what planet are you on? at this point in the season every single game is important. we play arrogant baseball that is our problem. we believe at any moment we can hit a home run and that simply IS NOT REALITY in the post season. we looked like dog crap tonight; even worse if words could describe. i sure hope edwin isn't hurt tomorrow, but either way i'm sick and tired of watching this team perform like sissys. this is pathetic.
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Interesting that they bring up BABIP. Estrada has the lowest BABIP in baseball history since the origin of the designated hitter. BABIP is widely considered a 'luck' stat, and Estrada has been the luckiest in history
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Thank you, dlew. That frito on my shoulder just became a dorito.
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Thank you, dlew. That frito on my shoulder just became a dorito.
i don't get this reference but coming from an A+ poster like you i'm sure it was hilarious
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Just a little aphorism I gleaned from my spiritual advisor's twitter feed--Bishop J. Money Manziel. I believe it refers to increasing the size of the chip on one's shoulder.
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How much money would you pay to sweep the Blue Jays? Like if someone said we were going to win, but you could pay this dollar amount for it to be a sweep, I'd probably pay like $200.
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Based upon productive/non-productive days, I would probably pay $2,000 for a sweep.
Gonna win 'em all!
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thanks dlew, that was wonderful. i can't believe how many of them wanted to haul off and bean someone in the face. absolute trash country.
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dlew, I very much enjoy these. TY
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Half their lineup is literally scrubs. Their best hitter is as good as our 4th best. We should rake them around tonight pretty easily. 12-2 game 1
Victor.
i would like to know which half of our lineup is scrubs. i mean, the lineup is an odd number.
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Half their lineup is literally scrubs. Their best hitter is as good as our 4th best. We should rake them around tonight pretty easily. 12-2 game 1
Victor.
i would like to know which half of our lineup is scrubs. i mean, the lineup is an odd number.
Yikes. They got outmathed by mocat.
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Towronno gmafb :jerk:
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Towronno gmafb :jerk:
Can someone confirm this?
Probably true, but they also say aboot and eh
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That was great
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another good job fantastic poster dlew
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oh man where is the game 2 thread? how many Mounties had to be called in the late innings?
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oh man where is the game 2 thread? how many Mounties had to be called in the late innings?
This.
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I went to the site and read 1800 posts, but I am not as capable as Dlew, so you have to go read them, too. It was pretty melt-downy. Lots of conspiracy against Bluejays. Lots of use of the word "eff".
Gonna win 'em all!
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the 7th obviously is an absolute joy to read. blame is evenly split up between goins, price, and ump.
this was my favorite:
Price is a mental midget.
here are some ok ones:
comon goins, you're batting like .050, just get the rough ridin' ball
The wiiiiirrrreeee...
This is all the umpires work on those blown strike calls
i like this next one because i pronounced it "lo-ins" :lol:
triple play. I feel it in my loins
thanks rough ridin' Goins eff eff eff
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo
double play with slow fart morales up
Goins looks like an idiot
Royals baseball, flail around and hope balls bloop in
Royals baseball is a bitch to play against
announcers are sure happy now... eff you FOX
Another strike called ball
Blatant obvious cheating
This ump is mumped
Suddenly shrinking the strikezone.
eff you goins!!!!!!!!!!!!
eff goins, eff the ump
eff this bullshit.
God damn inconsistent strike zone.
American ump saying, eff you Canadian team, not on my watch
Let's go Jays
:lol:
Man Perez is a nice dude! How do you not like a guy like that?!
LOL at you guys blaming PRICE. He was amazing! Goins messed it up and now the stadium is crazy...do you forget about game 5 against texas??? The fans matter!
LETS GO.
Don't bash Price
Gentlemen, this game is not over and the Royals went to their pen earlier than we did. If Price gets out of this inning it's a new ball game.
Rolf shadows
im gona cry
Those lob loom large. Heck they are somewhat lucky to have scored 3.
:confused: renocat?
Cant believe FOX doesnt have better graphics than that.
These games could have been at rough ridin' Rogers centre but we decided to throw them in the garbage
I wish there were more shadows and wires to help us win.
Without the shadows and wires we don't look too good.
Yeah Price can't pitch in the playoffs I am sorry if anyone doesn't agree.
okay we lost.
this is unbelievable
Holy eff I cannot with these announcers.
Astros.
so sad
eff KC and their clustering luck.
this game isn't over yet, we can still win it.
Does the scouting report say throw change ups 2-2, 3-2 to every lefty because that's what they continue to do. Dumb
Royals baseball !!!!
i rough ridin' hate this lol
Fox should do a 1 hour special about this inning
Price, errors are part of the game. You're a piece of crap.
Price just had explosive diarrhea in the bed. What a d-bag.
Royals have some kind of luck wow.
I'm muting this crap. Can't take the rough ridin' verbal cum showers from this crew right now
Come on Tuloshitsky
Royals might be better
I think you all should watch the rest of this in silence. It's actually far more enjoyable. Make up commentary with your loved ones
Here comes the selfish at bats by the Jays.
Holy eff Herrera has been good these two games. Gas.
we can get 3 off of Davis no problem
:lol:
loup is still poop
The Fox crew is just sensation, sensation, sensation. Unlistenable.
Loup is the worst pitcher on earth
Gibbons could be handed the 1927 Yankees and still find a way not to win a World Series with that roster.
somebody called another poster a "casual fan" for turning the game off, and he responds with his fan resume: :lol:
Sure whatever you say man, I went to 15 regular season games, even some on the road, been to all the playoff games, even have an old Jays logo license plate from 2009 but yeah sure I am a casual fan you ass pelican.
That 6th run killed us
This has ruined my entire weekend
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"ass pelican" :lol:
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So much fun. Cmon royals give me a good read tonight!!!
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I've been mostly off the grid, this was a joy to read, thanks guys
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There were several great posts where they bitched about strike calls, then Fox showed the replay with the box deal, and the response was, "Fox shifted the box over like 6 inches. Conspiracy!"
That is for real, not made up.
Gonna win 'em all!
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mocat :thumbs:
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canadians as a people are truly just trash scumbag
the fine folks of montreal have decided that it's ok to dump raw sewage (8 billion liters worth) into the st lawrence seaway
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-sewage-decision-river-pollution-1.3253800
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How much is a liter of poop in american poop terms? Triple coiler?
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That would explain why Canada smells so bad
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After reading through the entire game 2 thread I am quite surprised at how disgusted I was by virtually every poster on that board. Wow... they are AWFUL. If we ever leave the BigXII I hope we can join the AL East.... The trolling opportunities would be endless.
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Here are a couple of good grabs. Man, they really hated the refs and they hated Fox talking about the wire (but they did like the TV series The Wire):
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Gonna win 'em all!
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(The second one was really meant for mocat to confirm. Pretty amazing stat if accurate!)
Gonna win 'em all!
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not sure about the home runs part, but Toronto has won 16 games this season when scoring 4 or less, and they have won 15 one-run games
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Well, it figures those guys don't know crap about their own team.
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in their defense, those are still pretty terrible stats.
for comparison, the Royals have won 36 games when scoring 4 runs or less, and the Royals have won 23 1-run games.
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Oh, man! John's avi! :fatty:
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i really want to blow these guys out but a tied game two run bomb from moose in the 9th would please me more
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we'll have to wait until tonight