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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on October 09, 2015, 10:14:10 PM

Title: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: renocat on October 09, 2015, 10:14:10 PM
Foot specialists galore warn how these things are ruining the feet of young people.  The federal government needs regulations to protect our youngsters.
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: Spracne on October 09, 2015, 10:43:09 PM
Foot specialists galore warn how these things are ruining the feet of young people.  The federal government needs regulations to protect our youngsters.

Under which enumerated power would Congress pass such a law?
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: wetwillie on October 09, 2015, 10:45:19 PM
Slow news day
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: bones129 on October 10, 2015, 12:40:57 AM
Foot specialists galore warn how these things are ruining the feet of young people.  The federal government needs regulations to protect our youngsters.

The federal government needs regs to protect us from maniacal foot specialists.
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: CNS on October 10, 2015, 08:03:57 AM
I will riot and loot my ass off.

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Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: renocat on October 10, 2015, 01:56:15 PM
This post is a symbolic jab at society's penchant for coming up with stupid regulation for a potential harm and the lawsuits that follow.  Several years ago some black lady at the postal service stated a fart log of this guy that farted all day and posted it.  He filed a harassment suit and dang near won.  Now Senator Harry "Ass" Reid is suing a company that  makes stretch ban exercise equipment.   He wasn't strong enough to pull it and let go and the handle hit him in the eye.  He is suing on the grounds it should have had a warning about old people using it.  What is next banning or regulation? Last week I saw a gal get her flip flop jammed by a raised seem in the sidewalk. The flopper bent back and she flip-flopped.
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: star seed 7 on October 10, 2015, 01:58:04 PM
what regulations against lawsuits do you propose?
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: renocat on October 10, 2015, 07:29:18 PM
Nanny Nazis always try to get a law, regulation or lawsuit filed e every time they perceive a product may cause a little boo boo.  The state or some money grubbing bugged eyed trial attorney they believe can safe the helpless stupid masses.   No more nannies wiping our butts, let us enjoy a nice messy crap.
Title: Re: Ban flip flops and sandals
Post by: star seed 7 on October 10, 2015, 07:47:54 PM
Yeah, who wants safe products?