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Title: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 03, 2015, 08:25:57 AM
Super duper uber mega trash, that's how much.

The coach is a huge douche with a $2 haircut and kohl's brand khaki pants - fashion trash. :Carl:
They have two qbs - QB trash - named Mason and JW - idiot name trash  :comehere:
The offense consists of a game of 500 and the inverted wishbone - tecmo trash  :Yuck:
The college is in a place called still-water - mosquito trash  :Jammin':
Taken together, among other things, they amount to such a huge heaping pile of trash even new jersey would be jealous.

We rough ridin' humiliated them last season and will rough ridin' humiliate (win by a score) them today. :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Tobias on October 03, 2015, 08:31:58 AM
:emawkid:
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2015, 08:43:49 AM
Agree on all accounts
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 03, 2015, 08:50:33 AM
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Look at this idiot. Did I mention his last name is gundy? For you etymology officianados, the word is a combo of grundle and undy, and basically means dingleberry crap stain.
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2015, 09:32:59 AM
Lol
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: joda on October 03, 2015, 09:42:55 AM
I mean, some of them I feel bad for. They didn't ask to be born in Oklahoma, they just where. And I think we all know if you're born Okie trash there's only one avenue for escape, and that's attending Purple Cat U.

Science has basically proven Kansas State University is the only school with a sofisticated red dirt removal program capable of successfully removing a lifetime of red dirt (a known white trash pathogen) from the lungs.

I look at Cats games @ OSU and OU as being like missionaries to some secluded Pacific islands' native tribe. Before these games they may never have had the chance to hear the holy words of the Wabash Cannonball or attend the Church of Family.

So for those attending, please be kind to the poor (literally and figuratively) Okies that surround you for they know not what they do. Instead, preach the good word of how they may be healed from their affliction by attending THE Kansas State University.

P.S. Those not originally from Oklahoma who choose to attend anyway are just mumped, so screw those super duper uber mega trash.
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: 1863 on October 03, 2015, 10:40:45 AM

I mean, some of them I feel bad for. They didn't ask to be born in Oklahoma, they just where. And I think we all know if you're born Okie trash there's only one avenue for escape, and that's attending Purple Cat U.

Science has basically proven Kansas State University is the only school with a sofisticated red dirt removal program capable of successfully removing a lifetime of red dirt (a known white trash pathogen) from the lungs.

I look at Cats games @ OSU and OU as being like missionaries to some secluded Pacific islands' native tribe. Before these games they may never have had the chance to hear the holy words of the Wabash Cannonball or attend the Church of Family.

So for those attending, please be kind to the poor (literally and figuratively) Okies that surround you for they know not what they do. Instead, preach the good word of how they may be healed from their affliction by attending THE Kansas State University.

P.S. Those not originally from Oklahoma who choose to attend anyway are just mumped, so screw those super duper uber mega trash.

Typical Purple Man's Burden talking points right here.


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Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Kat Kid on October 03, 2015, 10:54:04 AM
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Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: emawbin on October 03, 2015, 11:08:12 AM
You can't spell Oklahoma without "ok"  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: CNS on October 03, 2015, 11:57:58 AM
Medioclahoma

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Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: TheProdigiousTalent on October 03, 2015, 02:50:21 PM
Spikey McGundy is just perfect for that school and fanbase.  Destiny.

Also...I thought this thread was going to be about how they barely beat a crap Texas team.
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: MakeItRain on October 03, 2015, 07:54:49 PM
Very trashy


I like Gundy though
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Cire on October 04, 2015, 09:15:55 AM
Gundy tucks in sweatshirts
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 04, 2015, 01:35:43 PM
We almost beat them with a walkon wr playing 55 minutes of qb. That's trash.
Title: Re: Just how trash is Okie State????
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2015, 04:44:00 PM
They likes the dirty stuff