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Title: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 20, 2015, 10:26:18 AM
And he is good at football.

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 20, 2015, 10:26:53 AM
he is a god
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 20, 2015, 10:32:02 AM
He turns me on!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: stunted on September 20, 2015, 10:36:11 AM
yup also coolest facemask
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 20, 2015, 10:38:21 AM
I hope he plays for the Cats forever
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wetwillie on September 20, 2015, 10:39:31 AM
Elijah Lee is what an elite division 1 athlete looks and runs like.  The staff should get more of him.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 20, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
There's nothing I would change about him.  He's literally perfect.

Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: slobber on September 20, 2015, 10:48:19 AM
I am going to claim my 3rd born is named after him.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: cfbandyman on September 20, 2015, 11:00:31 AM
That sack he had in the 2nd OT was so satisfying.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on September 20, 2015, 11:21:41 AM
Elijah Lee is what an elite division 1 athlete looks and runs like.  The staff should get more of him.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: The Big Train on September 20, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
I am going to claim my 3rd born is named after him.


Gonna win 'em all!

after steve and dave, it's perfect!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: nicname on September 20, 2015, 11:37:41 AM
Was watching some old Cats vids last night. We need teams full of certified studs like we used to have. I like that much better than being 5-heart U.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 20, 2015, 11:39:35 AM
yup also coolest facemask

This too.  Like I said, literally perfect.

Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 20, 2015, 11:39:52 AM
yup also coolest facemask

"The Predator"
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: The Big Train on September 20, 2015, 11:43:01 AM
his face mask is smiling  :D
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 20, 2015, 11:48:19 AM
It's like he's staring into your soul.


Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: slobber on September 20, 2015, 11:50:45 AM
I am going to claim my 3rd born is named after him.


Gonna win 'em all!

after steve and dave, it's perfect!
Steve_Dave is one child. You can't separate perfection.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: The Big Train on September 20, 2015, 11:52:23 AM
I am going to claim my 3rd born is named after him.


Gonna win 'em all!

after steve and dave, it's perfect!
Steve_Dave is one child. You can't separate perfection.

sorry, I guess I don't get it
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: slobber on September 20, 2015, 12:19:22 PM
:lol:


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: joda on September 20, 2015, 12:52:29 PM
I hope he plays for the Cats forever

Can he take a medical redshirt if he plays all the games, but one at only 90%?
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: stunted on September 20, 2015, 01:04:10 PM
his face mask is smiling  :D

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: DQ12 on September 20, 2015, 05:04:04 PM
i want a 45 minute PW video of him slowly wandering around the field set to an unrecognizably slow Explosions in the Sky song.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Tobias on September 20, 2015, 05:05:10 PM

I hope he plays for the Cats forever

Can he take a medical redshirt if he plays all the games, but one at only 90%?

i can't get enough of these
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: meow meow on September 20, 2015, 07:05:06 PM
Not sure if you guys have seen him without his helmet, but he's easily the best looking guy on the team.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 20, 2015, 07:36:40 PM
Stars matter
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 20, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
Not sure if you guys have seen him without his helmet, but he's easily the best looking guy on the team.

Go on.

Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Pett on September 20, 2015, 09:44:45 PM
Recruit more studs like Lee and Willis
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: jtksu on September 21, 2015, 04:43:17 AM
Stud LBs wearing a single digit really does it for me.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: fatdamon on September 21, 2015, 05:09:19 AM
someone lurking on this blog taught him everything he knows in middle school football

 :peek:
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 21, 2015, 07:34:57 AM
someone lurking on this blog taught him everything he knows in middle school football

 :peek:

Was it CanConfirm? Was it KOMO?
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Belvis Noland on September 21, 2015, 09:06:23 AM
Stars matter

Well, he was a 3*, so...
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Winters on September 21, 2015, 06:03:53 PM
someone lurking on this blog taught him everything he knows in middle school football

 :peek:

Was it CanConfirm? Was it KOMO?
It was KOMO.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: purplehaze on September 21, 2015, 10:21:22 PM
Nickname thread?

The Prophet

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: nicname on September 21, 2015, 11:40:12 PM
yup also coolest facemask

"The Predator"

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Bloodfart on September 21, 2015, 11:59:59 PM
Look at those athletic thighs. 
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: J on September 22, 2015, 02:31:14 AM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: SdK on September 22, 2015, 02:38:54 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Belvis Noland on September 22, 2015, 10:00:25 AM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

man, that was weird. 

but I laughed. 
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Winters on September 22, 2015, 12:04:25 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Canary on September 22, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.
I laughed as well, every single time I have looked at this thread. Damn funny stuff.  Courageous post.

man, that was weird. 

but I laughed.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: joda on September 22, 2015, 01:12:02 PM
J may be the best poster on this board. His posts do to this board what Elijah did in his last post.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: MadCat on September 22, 2015, 11:04:35 PM
With enough stem cells we could create more Elijah's, right?  :dunno:
<-- LSCIQ
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: star seed 7 on September 22, 2015, 11:45:56 PM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

Champion
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: manpow5 on September 22, 2015, 11:50:16 PM
I want him to wrap his big, strong, muscular arms around my neck, ever so slowly squeezing tighter and tighter while quietly humming the melody of "The Briar and the Rose" (the Niamh Parsons and The Loose Connections version rough ridin' of course), until his glorious, manly arms completely constrict my airway. Just moments before I black out, he releases and whispers, "I know every man is a wildcat, but you're my wildcat...and I'm in complete control." He releases me and vanishes like a ghost, leaving my fully erect penis quivering and my brow soaked with sweat.

No homo of course, haha, just as banter.

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Bloodfart on September 23, 2015, 12:00:38 AM
Ehh, I've seen weirder things occur on the farm.  It passes the smell test IYAM.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Katpappy on September 23, 2015, 03:31:29 AM
J adds smell and flavor to good food for thought.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: wabash909 on September 23, 2015, 05:47:28 AM
The Constrictor

Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: jtksu on September 23, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
The Constrictor


After reading this, I'll be referring to him as the Erector in my head.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 23, 2015, 06:47:29 PM
I like him. He needs to take Prewett under his wing and teach him his ways.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: The Big Train on September 23, 2015, 06:50:24 PM
J, that post was rough ridin' hilarious and awesome  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: slobber on September 23, 2015, 07:38:21 PM
It was an x-rated love story.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: MadCat on September 24, 2015, 09:49:17 AM
Sildenafil Citrationator
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Harry Doyle on September 24, 2015, 11:27:30 AM
Been gone a while, FYI, Central America is probably the shittiest place on earth.

Then I see you guys have a thread about ""My Guy" and I remember why I love this place.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: troubledscribe on September 24, 2015, 11:30:11 AM
Lee is going to be replaced soon.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Yard Dog on September 24, 2015, 01:49:24 PM
Lee is going to be replaced soon.

Go on.   :users:
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Winters on September 24, 2015, 01:57:31 PM
Lee is going to be replaced soon.
Interesting if true
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 25, 2015, 02:42:39 PM
(https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/889/1742891.gif)

#EPIC
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: puniraptor on September 25, 2015, 02:44:44 PM
(https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/889/1742891.gif)

#EPIC

thats the hug J was talking about!
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: MadCat on September 27, 2015, 11:24:05 PM
(https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/889/1742891.gif)

#EPIC

thats the hug J was talking about!

I'm glad the pic is cropped.
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Yard Dog on September 30, 2015, 03:24:51 PM
Nice interview of our boy on ESPN:

Kansas State's Elijah Lee talks learning experiences, pass-rushers

http://es.pn/1hbmQkG

Quote
Linebacker Elijah Lee was an exception with a pair of sacks in his first collegiate game last season against Stephen F. Austin. The Missouri native went on to record 19 tackles and 4.5 sacks while playing a role as pass-rushing specialist as a true freshman. This season, the sophomore has taken over a starting linebacker role, leading the Wildcats with 20 tackles in three games. He took time to chat with ESPN.com this week about what he learned in 2014, his starting role and the best advice he's gotten since arriving on campus.

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Post by: Shooter Jones on September 30, 2015, 03:27:15 PM
America is going to fall in love with him too.
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 30, 2015, 03:32:17 PM
J is the worst poster on gE and it isn't even close.

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Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Legit Elite on September 30, 2015, 05:31:18 PM
My sources indicate there is a 73.624% chance that Saturday is Elijah's breakout game at LB. 
Title: Re: Elijah Lee is a majestic human being.
Post by: Pett on October 01, 2015, 12:56:47 PM
My sources indicate there is a 73.624% chance that Saturday is Elijah's breakout game at LB.
Oh crap! :Woot: