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Title: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 02, 2015, 03:10:26 PM
alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 02, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
Oh man...
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 02, 2015, 03:15:09 PM
okay, ill go first:

hi, rick. im a venture capitalist in kc. i get in touch with start up companies in kc and the midwest that look promising but dont quite have the funding they need to really get started. my day to day is chatting on the phone with the owners and employees of the start ups, combing through their financial statements and sometimes investigating their clients to report back my findings to our board.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Big Train on September 02, 2015, 03:26:27 PM
Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: 8manpick on September 02, 2015, 03:30:36 PM

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?
gE could really use some more ad revenue...
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: slobber on September 02, 2015, 03:53:05 PM
Hey Rick. I am in marketing. It is fun.


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Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: sys on September 02, 2015, 04:07:05 PM
damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 02, 2015, 04:18:06 PM
alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.

Pretty misandristic of you to assume that Rick can't do a job currently being performed but a woman.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 02, 2015, 05:13:58 PM
alright fellas, rick is down in the dumps about his career choice (police officer).

post here your job and a little description of your day to day operations and HOPEFULLY rick daris will come tell you whether he thinks he could switch jobs with you or not.

Pretty misandristic of you to assume that Rick can't do a job currently being performed but a woman.

rick just needs his bros to help cheer him up. thats all i meant.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Big Train on September 02, 2015, 05:18:38 PM

Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?
gE could really use some more ad revenue...

in light of recent events idk if the infrastructure is up to snuff enough to have many more page views than we already do.

btw, Rick, i left a backdoor open in tonyas computer if you want it.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: eastcat on September 02, 2015, 08:36:03 PM
Hey Rick, eastcat here. I know some big wigs at KSUPD and when you're ready to venture over to the retirement home just come on down. They have a nice purple ford escape with your name on it.
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:15:14 PM
okay, ill go first:

hi, rick. im a venture capitalist in kc. i get in touch with start up companies in kc and the midwest that look promising but dont quite have the funding they need to really get started. my day to day is chatting on the phone with the owners and employees of the start ups, combing through their financial statements and sometimes investigating their clients to report back my findings to our board.

Hate, hate, hate talking on the phone. NEXT!
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:16:02 PM
Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

Im listening...
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: puniraptor on September 02, 2015, 09:19:23 PM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:19:50 PM
damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.

This sounds pretty great. Quick question though- Who are you worried about paying attention to you?
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:21:22 PM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: CNS on September 02, 2015, 09:21:29 PM
Rick, Wacky could prob hook you up w a new career training sitch.

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Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Big Train on September 02, 2015, 09:33:22 PM
Hi Rick! It's your bud TBT here and I do all kinds of computery stuff and write software that infects people's computers.  After I get done with a nice new malware program I release it out into the wild.  Once someone clicks a link they shouldn't I gain access to their computer.  Once I have enough people participating I make all those computers go to a specific site to help boost their page views and stuff. What do you think?

Im listening...

it also comes with cool words like 'rootkit' and 'brute force attack'.  but dont fall for the 'honeypots'  :lol:  sneaky sneaky

PM me and ill fill you in on the other deets and get you tonyas computer info too
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 02, 2015, 09:41:59 PM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: wetwillie on September 02, 2015, 09:47:01 PM
I like it when rick daris gets bored and uses all of you for his amusement.  I cant imagine all the lulz he is having.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:53:04 PM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Bloodfart on September 02, 2015, 10:10:07 PM
Hey Ricky D.  I'm a SAHD Sun,Mon,Fri,Sat and hobby farmer the other days.  It's pretty cool.  If zero net income isn't an issue for you then I recommend this combo job to you. 
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: bones129 on September 03, 2015, 12:52:42 AM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.

In Kansas, a single pumpkin and some possible watermelons will get you nowhere. Tomatoes, guy, tomatoes. And if you have a lot of ground (and I mean a lot) you can make some money on soybeans and corn.

But if you just want a garden to amuse yourself, go to WalMart, buy some seeds and a hoe, throw the seeds out there and see what happens.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Tobias on September 03, 2015, 12:55:34 AM
one kansas rick daris feeds 128 people plus gets the unholy crap kicked out of him by a cow
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: bones129 on September 03, 2015, 12:56:43 AM
one kansas rick daris feeds 128 people plus gets the unholy crap kicked out of him by a cow

Interesting if true.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 03, 2015, 01:13:52 AM
You should get into a pyramid scheme.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: puniraptor on September 03, 2015, 06:59:59 AM
You should get into a pyramid scheme.
It works!
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: DQ12 on September 03, 2015, 07:46:31 AM
i'm a personal trainer at the Gold's Gym on Strangline and Blackbob.  I pretty much just go to the armfarm all day and throw around some serious weight.  5 or 6 clients come in every day and i help transform them from Milhouses to Mcbanes.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 03, 2015, 08:10:11 AM
What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.

I think you should swap out your morning cup of joe to experiment with hallucinogens. That will probably take care of your boredom at work.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Institutional Control on September 03, 2015, 08:15:26 AM
I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 03, 2015, 08:27:02 AM
Rick, you should coach some kind of team that your kids would play on. Then you can plan strategies for it all day at work.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 03, 2015, 08:28:00 AM
I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.

i'll be the judge of that. what do you do?
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 03, 2015, 08:29:10 AM
Rick, you should coach some kind of team that your kids would play on. Then you can plan strategies for it all day at work.

little kid sports is apparently way more cut throat than anything i am willing to deal with. don't want my hands to be that dirty. you have to be a sociopath. i'm not.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: star seed 7 on September 03, 2015, 08:30:12 AM
He calls people all day and asks if they are happy with their current software provider
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 03, 2015, 08:32:16 AM
He calls people all day and asks if they are happy with their current software provider

oh god no. no way am i doing that.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Institutional Control on September 03, 2015, 08:36:02 AM
I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.

i'll be the judge of that. what do you do?

Software sales.

You don't have the people skills, no offense.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 03, 2015, 08:49:25 AM
rick, are you feeling better? i have a couple more thread ideas to help cheer you up if youre still down in the dumps.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: AppleJack on September 03, 2015, 08:56:27 AM
I'm in the darkest caverns of the technology field. crap you don't even wanna know about. Let's all just move on.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 03, 2015, 09:43:44 AM
Rick, how good are you with Excel spreadsheets?
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: sys on September 03, 2015, 09:48:50 AM
damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.

This sounds pretty great. Quick question though- Who are you worried about paying attention to you?

it sucks actually, i was kinda surprised too.

i don't like anyone paying attention to me, and try to give everyone the impression that i'm doing something.  prolly no one cares, including the people paying the company i work for to have me pretend i do things.
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: sys on September 03, 2015, 09:51:10 AM
hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work.

you should breed some sort of small animal.  at work you could internet about the animals
Title: Re: trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)
Post by: eastcat on September 04, 2015, 01:59:11 PM
Rick, after what happened this morning I suggest you consider the KSUPD offer. If there are 3 robbers next time it could take the whole day to find them.