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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on September 01, 2015, 10:51:51 AM
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ERTZ DOUGHNUT
Ertz Donut
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Jesse "Corn Fed" Ertz
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Ethanol Ertz
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Gunsling Jess
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this isn't a thread for suggestions, it's a thread to announce Ertz Doughnut.
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Jesse "Not Delton or Banks" Ertz
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you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
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"The Great White Hope"
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lactose tolerance
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you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
Ertz Doughnut? See, it fits
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ertz rental car, its better than waters
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Ertz rent a arm.. until one of my better QB's starts
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Ertz rent a arm.. until one of my better QB's starts
:thumbsup:
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you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
Ertz Doughnut? See, it fits
it's going to be a long year
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This QB decision will heavily impact my decision to renew my tickets next year.
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Sideways Ertz
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So bad it Ertz
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Ertz #1 Club Gold
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Jesse "Mega" Ertz
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Jesse "Dirty Bird" Ertz
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So bad it Ertz
Add kstate to that.
KState Football: So bad it Ertz
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welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
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Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.
I mean he either means this
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or this
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Either way he's down, so I'm down with him
until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap
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welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
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welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb
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#8 :dunno:
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All 4 of them? :dunno:
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Jesse "My Body" Ertz
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welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb
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Waters lost to NDSU in his first game. As long as Ertz plays well against South Dakota, I'll like him more than Waters until at least week 2.
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Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:
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Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
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Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:
I mean, it was a FCS team...
I'll never forget how pissed Winters was after that game.
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Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
Most of your posts wouldn't make sense! :lol:
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Klein had us on the ropes vs some shitty fcs schools, but he turned out to be a badass, so....
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Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
that is never going to happen, its very good bait when needed.
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wacky, control your obsession for Sams, harness it
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Klein had us on the ropes vs some shitty fcs schools, but he turned out to be a badass, so....
sprinkles are for winners wacky and klein was a winner
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Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:
I mean, it was a FCS team...
I'll never forget how pissed Winters was after that game.
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I'll never forget the smug look on Roy William's face when I happened to see him the next morning and he acknowledged my Powercat plate.
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Sams is still high-stepping through Wacky's dome 24/7 :lol:
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WackyhasErtzfeelingsCat08
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Jesse "My Body Shoulder" Ertz
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FYP
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Ertz to no ya, doughit.
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Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.
I mean he either means this
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or this
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Either way he's down, so I'm down with him
until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap
Red cisco :love:
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dick in d'ertz
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Iowa-y QB U.
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Ertz deep down
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How hairy are his forearms?
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Ertz to no ya!
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Mega Ertz
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Ertz Rental Car, because this is only temporary.
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Ertz Rental Car, because this is only temporary.
I would buy this in T-shirt form
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buttertz wildcat fans
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welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb
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I don't think I've seen this pic before. Someone should make something showing this pic combo'd w/all the jerking off about the barber shop in the new football place.
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"My Body"
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Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
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Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
That would not be Sergio approved but it does not look terrible to me either.
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Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
That would not be Sergio approved but it does not look terrible to me either.
I'm aware. Crop the picture so it's just the middle 2 dudes.
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hubes looks like he crap himself, but he looks like that all the time
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That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
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The Pink Panthertz
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I'm sticking with Watertz.
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Perv-Ertz.
I don't know, there's a joke there somewhere.
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Should I burn the wife's #16 jersey so she can't wear it anymore?
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Mega Ertz
Killa
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That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
Air force one has it too, but he's half white, so there.
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Big nuts Ertz
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That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
Air force one has it too, but he's half white, so there.
Midwestern Brush-forward!!!
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Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.
I mean he either means this
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or this
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Either way he's down, so I'm down with him
until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap
Sisco needs no other nickname
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He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz
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He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz
he doesnt look that way in real life these days
he may have hired a stylist or bought some matte finish pomade on amazon prime
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He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz
goodforanother will not take this news well
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Andrew Luck is the grossest thing the football planet has ever produced and he can spin it! Yup, that's right, we've got the next Andrew Luck right here at K-State. You heard it from me first, folks! Let the next Andrew Luck era begin. :emawkid: #Ertzforpresident2020
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:sdeek: :Wha:
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Arnie Ertzenegger
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Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
I would be fine w this.
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Someone said the truth ertz
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So just call him The Truth.
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So just call him The Truth.
Yeah, as undeservedly optimistic as the name sounds, this should be it.
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I'm going to call him the starting quarterback for the KSU cats. :dunno:
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Gives KSU FB fans nervous Squ-ertz.
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Ertz, Wind and Fire
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So just call him The Truth.
Yeah, as undeservedly optimistic as the name sounds, this should be it.
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And when he does something spectacular everyone will call out TRUUUUUUUTTTHHHHH.
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The Cadillac Kid
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Jesse "He Knows the Playbook Well" Ertz
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Frozen Yogertz
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The Ertz Locker
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IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
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He needs more biscertz N gravy.
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Alan ertzvridge
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IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname. ????
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MEGAHERTZ!!
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IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname. ????
I'm preparing for the newspaper headline thread.
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i mean i want to say something bad about him and then i see that picture and it's like i'm looking at a vet med student or something and he really just loves animals and wants to be the best vet he can because he grew up on a farm and he's seen some things. i can't hate on the kid for that.
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IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname. ????
I'm preparing for the newspaper headline thread.
I'll bet we will see that sometime. Great job there.
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"good afternoon. i'm dr ertz and i'll be seeing scrappy today. so tell me, what brings you both in?"
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MEGAHERTZ!!
:love: :love: :love:
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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
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What do you guys think his favorite shoes are? I bet they're Skechertz.
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The Ertz Locker
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"good afternoon. i'm dr ertz and i'll be seeing scrappy today. so tell me, what brings you both in?"
OMG, YAS!
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Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz
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Alan ertzvridge
Oh wow
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Whitey Ertzdog
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:party:
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Ermahgerd wildcertz
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MEGAHERTZ!!
Jesse "Mega" Ertz
So many Lukes....
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2nd headline idea:
"Katz are in fErtz! Hammer time!"
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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
Woof. He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
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Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz
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One Point Twenty-One Giga-Ertz
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Milk Toast
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Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz
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One Point Twenty-One Giga-Ertz
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Bone-ertz
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The Ertz Locker
Can you read? :curse:
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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
Woof. He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future. :dunno:
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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
Woof. He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future. :dunno:
i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian
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over/under big 12 student athlete of the week set at 3
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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
Woof. He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future. :dunno:
i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian
He's 3 years in. 5 more years to go (near future) to 6 figs. :gocho:
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MEGAHERTZ!!
Jesse "Mega" Ertz
So many Lukes....
Bro, did you not see the H?
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I bet he fl-ertz wit all the honeys. :cool:
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T's and P's on his continued battle against the disease Gingervit-Ertz.
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Intertzeption
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Bill and Ertzie
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Can someone do a little photoshopping?
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Square Headed Dutchman. :tips hat to Bloodfart:
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The Gentleman.
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Little Squertz
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Milk Toast
This is the perfect nickname. I won't hear another word about it.
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Daywalk-Ertz
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Errrtz.
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SRT.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
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SRTz
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SRT.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
What in the world?!
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:lol: tannehill was a WR for 4 years of his "a&m days"
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SRTz
I'm mad now.
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over/under big 12 student athlete of the week set at 3
I'm taking the over. :crossfingers: Hoping he doesn't let the popularity of being a stud cat QB get in the way of his studies.
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SLTH
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So, the nickname should be Jesse "just like Ryan Tannehill" Ertz?
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SRT.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.
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SRT.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.
I'm still in kansas.
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SRT.
https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.
I'm still in kansas.
:surprised:
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Bertz Reynolds
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Has "Mistertz Touchdown" been suggested?
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ok, lukey_mittons.
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I didn't have time to look, that's why I asked the question!
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I didn't have time to look, that's why I asked the question!
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I'm just teasing ya, I have no idea if it has.been mentioned or not.
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Limping already
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'Ertz so I'll give it to bazooka joe'
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Ertz-really-easily
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Jesse Already-got Ertz
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:lol:
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Missed it, shoulder?
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Looked like ankle or knee
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Yesse Hertz. Gosh darn it, guys.
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Looked like ankle or knee
:frown:
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We all knew this would happen.
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"Emotionally distressed" when his knee was examined. Either he is a FP, or the knee is serious.
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"Emotionally distressed" when his knee was examined. Either he is a FP, or the knee is serious.
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Is that better or worse than emotionally drunk?
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Torn acl
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Torn acl
I rough ridin' hope not. That poor kid got 2 plays.
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Emotionally Ertz
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesse.
Jesse who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jesse.
Jesse who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ertz.
Ertz who?
Ertz ya glad I'm not the starter anymore?
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Jesse Sideline
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:lol:
Good rough ridin' grief, dunce. We get it. You hate K-State!
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H-Knee-No.
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That's what KU grads do I guess :dunno:
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Serious question, does he ever play again? I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.
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Serious question, does he ever play again? I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.
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Serious question, does he ever play again? I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.
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Same question.
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Sucks that he didn't even get a shot to pass.
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He's done.
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He's done.
Yes, same knee he blew out in hs. Fn sucks. First play.
I want Delton now. No reason to burn redshirt with him as backup.
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Grit Phoenix
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Medical Redshertz.
*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one. It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz.
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Medical Redshertz.
*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one. It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz.
you got his ass, son!
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Medical Redshertz.
*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one. It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz.
you got his ass, son!
Alright, settle down.
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Jesus fanning
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I would have never guessed this would happen to Ertz.
I just assumed he'd get a concussion or a shoulder before his first half of his first game was complete. Did not think it would be a knee.
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JessKnee Hertz.
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BTW for anyone that wasn't watching on KState HDTV, they definitely:
a) referred to Hubener as Bazooka Joe
and
b) compared Hubener to USVP Joe Biden
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Tim Kneebow
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Spaghetti knees
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BTW for anyone that wasn't watching on KState HDTV, they definitely:
a) referred to Hubener as Bazooka Joe
and
b) compared Hubener to USVP Joe Biden
Is anyone else able to view the replay? I'm getting a 404 on the link. Did the band skit get it pulled?
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https://twitter.com/JSisco16/status/677533561625296896
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:D
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Swear to God. I was looking at the faces in those two pics and, totally without thinking about it, said to myself, "They look like people from Iowa."
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Swear to God. I was looking at the faces in those two pics and, totally without thinking about it, said to myself, "They look like people from Iowa."
If you don't think they are the face of America then you are kidding yourself.
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If you don't like Sisco then you need to reexamine your life and figure out what you're doing wrong.
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They missed out on a great opportunity to use "Merry Ertzmas".
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The Ertz family really needs to update that fireplace surround.
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https://twitter.com/JSisco16/status/677533561625296896
I'm going to need Kelsey Grammar or at least Ski Be to come in here and clean up that card. And Ertz wants to be my latex salesman QB.
Goal #9: Eliminate Mistakes
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I must be a huge dumbass because I can't find a grammatical error on that card.
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It should say:
"Love, The Ertzes.
P.S. Like Jesse's knee, possessive rules for last names ending in Z are weird."
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It should say:
"Love, The Ertzes.
P.S. Like Jesse's knee, possessive rules for last names ending in Z are weird."
the original version of the card said, "Love, The Ertzes"
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Experts disagree on the correctness of that apostrophe usage. That means it isn't wrong.
It's the grown up versions of the three on the right that REALLY look like Iowa people. The one on the left does not have that Iowa look. She is also the best by far at replicating the facial expression from the original.
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Not kidding, that Christmas card is extremely adorable.
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Experts disagree on the correctness of that apostrophe usage. That means it isn't wrong.
Exactly. I haven't looked at one in a while but I'm fairly certain that the MLA style manual allows for the use of the apostrophe there.
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Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.
If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?
Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:
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This is the dumbassest thread I've ever seen on a board...
Rev
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Rev, did you see the part where we talked about the Christmas card? :confused:
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Rev, did you see the part where we talked about the Christmas card? :confused:
I fell asleep before I got to it....
Rev
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Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.
If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?
Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:
If apostrophes could only be used for possessive words and not plurals, how else could you tell people on this board that you got straight A's in dumbass class?
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Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.
If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?
Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:
If apostrophes could only be used for possessive words and not plurals, how else could you tell people on this board that you got straight A's in dumbass class?
Apostrophes....boy, this thread just keeps getting more cerebral.....
Rev
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I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.
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I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.
And I've always thought that posters with "kitten" in their monikers were faggots....
Rev
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Catastrophe, more like catpostrophe.
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I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.
And I've always thought that posters with "kitten" in their monikers were faggots....
Rev
Classic repressed homosexual syndrome here.
I know you're acting out for your friends, but you should know that kansas state fans will accept you as you. We are a diverse and accepting fanbase. You're safe here.