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Title: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2015, 10:51:51 AM
ERTZ DOUGHNUT

Ertz Donut
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: scottwildcat on September 01, 2015, 10:59:08 AM
Jesse "Corn Fed" Ertz


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: scottwildcat on September 01, 2015, 10:59:17 AM
Ethanol Ertz


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: scottwildcat on September 01, 2015, 10:59:37 AM
Gunsling Jess


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2015, 11:00:07 AM
this isn't a thread for suggestions, it's a thread to announce Ertz Doughnut.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 11:00:34 AM
Jesse "Not Delton or Banks" Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:01:43 AM
you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 11:04:37 AM
"The Great White Hope"
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 01, 2015, 11:09:37 AM
lactose tolerance
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 8manpick on September 01, 2015, 11:10:14 AM

you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
Ertz Doughnut? See, it fits
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: dlineguyz on September 01, 2015, 11:10:53 AM
ertz rental car, its better than waters
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 01, 2015, 11:11:46 AM
Ertz rent a arm.. until one of my better QB's starts
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 11:12:31 AM
Ertz rent a arm.. until one of my better QB's starts
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:15:42 AM

you have to earn a nickname SD. and this guy sucks
Ertz Doughnut? See, it fits
it's going to be a long year
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 11:16:49 AM
This QB decision will heavily impact my decision to renew my tickets next year.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: troubledscribe on September 01, 2015, 11:18:58 AM
Sideways Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: #LIFE on September 01, 2015, 11:21:14 AM
So bad it Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 01, 2015, 11:24:33 AM
Ertz #1 Club Gold

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 01, 2015, 11:28:51 AM
Jesse "Mega" Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: troubledscribe on September 01, 2015, 11:30:23 AM
Jesse "Dirty Bird" Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 01, 2015, 11:33:06 AM

So bad it Ertz

Add kstate to that.

KState Football: So bad it Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:36:30 AM
welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on September 01, 2015, 11:37:36 AM
Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.

I mean he either means this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bumwine.com%2Fbumwine%2Fcisco_flavors.jpg&hash=44abfc8eb4ce122c04fd11345be57462207ad8c6)

or this

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsbuzzdaily.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F09%2Fsisqo.jpg&hash=9ad9ecc38c54217c4473db83b89e826852de4147)

Either way he's down, so I'm down with him

until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on September 01, 2015, 11:39:21 AM
welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes

Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:42:34 AM
welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes

Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kansascity.com%2Fsports%2Fcollege%2Fbig-12%2Fkansas-state%2Fb6tk8p%2Fpicture30530877%2FALTERNATES%2FFREE_640%2F080815QBs_fs1%2520%282%29&hash=63ebcf9e4b51225ffa7789cb6540adaf8787c70f)
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Big_Dipper on September 01, 2015, 11:46:07 AM
#8  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 11:47:41 AM
All 4 of them?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Jesse "My Body" Ertz


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 01, 2015, 11:48:27 AM
welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes

Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kansascity.com%2Fsports%2Fcollege%2Fbig-12%2Fkansas-state%2Fb6tk8p%2Fpicture30530877%2FALTERNATES%2FFREE_640%2F080815QBs_fs1%2520%282%29&hash=63ebcf9e4b51225ffa7789cb6540adaf8787c70f)

Waters lost to NDSU in his first game. As long as Ertz plays well against South Dakota, I'll like him more than Waters until at least week 2.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 11:53:58 AM
Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: That_Guy on September 01, 2015, 11:55:32 AM

Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:

I mean, it was a FCS team...

I'll never forget how pissed Winters was after that game.


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2015, 11:56:44 AM

Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
Most of your posts wouldn't make sense! :lol:


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 11:57:00 AM
Klein had us on the ropes vs some shitty fcs schools, but he turned out to be a badass, so....
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:57:11 AM
Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
that is never going to happen, its very good bait when needed.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: meow meow on September 01, 2015, 11:57:23 AM
wacky, control your obsession for Sams, harness it
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 11:57:55 AM
Klein had us on the ropes vs some shitty fcs schools, but he turned out to be a badass, so....
sprinkles are for winners wacky and klein was a winner
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2015, 11:59:03 AM


Good grief, people are still bitching over NDSU?! Is this going to be a reminder for the next 50 years of bbs'n for why waters sucked? :buh-bye:

I mean, it was a FCS team...

I'll never forget how pissed Winters was after that game.


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I'll never forget the smug look on Roy William's face when I happened to see him the next morning and he acknowledged my Powercat plate.


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: #LIFE on September 01, 2015, 11:59:18 AM
Sams is still high-stepping through Wacky's dome 24/7  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: The Big Train on September 01, 2015, 12:37:29 PM
WackyhasErtzfeelingsCat08
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Yard Dog on September 01, 2015, 01:00:44 PM
Jesse "My Body Shoulder" Ertz


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FYP
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Katpappy on September 01, 2015, 01:03:56 PM
Ertz to no ya, doughit.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: star seed 7 on September 01, 2015, 01:04:37 PM
Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.

I mean he either means this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bumwine.com%2Fbumwine%2Fcisco_flavors.jpg&hash=44abfc8eb4ce122c04fd11345be57462207ad8c6)

or this

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsbuzzdaily.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F09%2Fsisqo.jpg&hash=9ad9ecc38c54217c4473db83b89e826852de4147)

Either way he's down, so I'm down with him

until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap

Red cisco  :love:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on September 01, 2015, 01:05:59 PM
dick in d'ertz
Title: The truth Ertz
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 01, 2015, 01:06:40 PM
Iowa-y QB U.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Katpappy on September 01, 2015, 01:07:11 PM
Ertz deep down
Title: Re: The truth Ertz
Post by: wetwillie on September 01, 2015, 01:07:28 PM
How hairy are his forearms?
Title: Re: The truth Ertz
Post by: Katpappy on September 01, 2015, 01:09:17 PM
Ertz to no ya!
Title: Re: The truth Ertz
Post by: OK_Cat on September 01, 2015, 01:10:34 PM
Mega Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 'taterblast on September 01, 2015, 01:11:55 PM
Ertz Rental Car, because this is only temporary.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 01:17:41 PM
Ertz Rental Car, because this is only temporary.
I would buy this in T-shirt form
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: meow meow on September 01, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
buttertz wildcat fans
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 01, 2015, 01:43:10 PM
welp went over to powerespect usa and have already seen words like: "intangibles, heady, values, system" eff our fan base sometimes

Yep and we're doing the polar opposite, can we wait until halftime on Saturday to crown or condemn this guy?
oh its not about crowning or condemning for me. waters was a pretty damn good qb and i hate him. look at this pic, you tell me which one doesnt look like a d1 qb

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kansascity.com%2Fsports%2Fcollege%2Fbig-12%2Fkansas-state%2Fb6tk8p%2Fpicture30530877%2FALTERNATES%2FFREE_640%2F080815QBs_fs1%2520%282%29&hash=63ebcf9e4b51225ffa7789cb6540adaf8787c70f)

I don't think I've seen this pic before.  Someone should make something showing this pic combo'd w/all the jerking off about the barber shop in the new football place.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2015, 01:45:10 PM
"My Body"


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on September 01, 2015, 01:45:41 PM
Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 01:48:13 PM
Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
That would not be Sergio approved but it does not look terrible to me either.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 01, 2015, 01:50:49 PM
Looks like Banks has a pretty good line up to me :dunno:
That would not be Sergio approved but it does not look terrible to me either.

I'm aware.  Crop the picture so it's just the middle 2 dudes.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 01:54:13 PM
hubes looks like he crap himself, but he looks like that all the time
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Gooch on September 01, 2015, 01:54:48 PM
That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2015, 01:57:58 PM
The Pink Panthertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 01, 2015, 01:58:59 PM
I'm sticking with Watertz.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 01, 2015, 02:07:16 PM
Perv-Ertz.

I don't know, there's a joke there somewhere.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 01, 2015, 02:07:50 PM
 Should I burn the wife's #16 jersey so she can't wear it anymore?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Catchacold on September 01, 2015, 02:41:00 PM
Mega Ertz

Killa
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Katpappy on September 01, 2015, 03:44:57 PM
That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
Air force one has it too, but he's half white, so there.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Katpappy on September 01, 2015, 03:47:10 PM
Big nuts Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: puniraptor on September 01, 2015, 03:48:02 PM
That is the standard white Kansas kid haircut.
Air force one has it too, but he's half white, so there.
Midwestern Brush-forward!!!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: BrokenSky1113 on September 01, 2015, 03:58:21 PM
Guys anyone who is associated with Sisco is a friend of mine.

I mean he either means this
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bumwine.com%2Fbumwine%2Fcisco_flavors.jpg&hash=44abfc8eb4ce122c04fd11345be57462207ad8c6)

or this

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsbuzzdaily.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F09%2Fsisqo.jpg&hash=9ad9ecc38c54217c4473db83b89e826852de4147)

Either way he's down, so I'm down with him

until it becomes evident that Delton needs to take every snap

Sisco needs no other nickname
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 01, 2015, 04:50:40 PM
He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: puniraptor on September 01, 2015, 04:51:49 PM
He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz

he doesnt look that way in real life these days

he may have hired a stylist or bought some matte finish pomade on amazon prime
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 01, 2015, 05:01:56 PM
He's gotta be the nerdiest looking QB I've ever seen. Jesse "I'd rather be playing D&D" Ertz
goodforanother will not take this news well
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 05:06:46 PM
Andrew Luck is the grossest thing the football planet has ever produced and he can spin it! Yup, that's right, we've got the next Andrew Luck right here at K-State. You heard it from me first, folks! Let the next Andrew Luck era begin.  :emawkid: #Ertzforpresident2020
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 05:15:50 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsportslabs-webproxy.imgix.net%2Fhttp%253A%252F%252Fksu-platform-prod.silverchalice.co%252Fv3%252Fimages%252Fcontents%252F5591f542e4b09d6fde8f7d4c%3Ffit%3Dclip%26amp%3Bh%3D532%26amp%3Bw%3D800%26amp%3Bs%3D5c0db4a44a5f1c16adcb7705049bbd28&hash=2298e0776022e0da501f1b1acd37125bd0d4780f)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.espncdn.com%2Fcombiner%2Fi%3Fimg%3D%2Fi%2Fheadshots%2Fnfl%2Fplayers%2Ffull%2F14874.png%26amp%3Bw%3D350%26amp%3Bh%3D254&hash=560bf7efc006124f20f50c25de926904a1cc2ac0)

 :sdeek: :Wha:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 01, 2015, 05:26:56 PM
Arnie Ertzenegger
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CNS on September 01, 2015, 07:09:10 PM
Can we have a autocorrect for "NDSU", "Waters", "Sams", etc?! It would just read "dur dur dur, I'm a moron and I can't move on...Dur!"
I would be fine w this.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: KITNfury on September 01, 2015, 07:36:55 PM
Someone said the truth ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Canary on September 01, 2015, 07:39:16 PM
So just call him The Truth. 
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CNS on September 01, 2015, 07:41:41 PM
So just call him The Truth.
Yeah, as undeservedly optimistic as the name sounds, this should be it.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2015, 07:42:07 PM
I'm going to call him the starting quarterback for the KSU cats. :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Bloodfart on September 01, 2015, 07:42:39 PM
Gives KSU FB fans nervous Squ-ertz.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2015, 07:43:02 PM
Ertz, Wind and Fire
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Canary on September 01, 2015, 07:44:25 PM
So just call him The Truth.
Yeah, as undeservedly optimistic as the name sounds, this should be it.

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And when he does something spectacular everyone will call out TRUUUUUUUTTTHHHHH.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2015, 07:45:55 PM
The Cadillac Kid
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: sunny_cat on September 01, 2015, 07:48:15 PM
Jesse "He Knows the Playbook Well" Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2015, 07:52:07 PM
Frozen Yogertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Pett on September 01, 2015, 08:41:20 PM
The Ertz Locker
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 08:48:32 PM
IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Bloodfart on September 01, 2015, 08:52:47 PM
He needs more biscertz N gravy.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Cire on September 01, 2015, 09:04:29 PM
Alan ertzvridge
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Canary on September 01, 2015, 09:05:58 PM
IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname.  ????
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Big_Dipper on September 01, 2015, 09:13:28 PM
MEGAHERTZ!!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2015, 09:38:58 PM
IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname.  ????
I'm preparing for the newspaper headline thread.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 01, 2015, 09:39:17 PM
i mean i want to say something bad about him and then i see that picture and it's like i'm looking at a vet med student or something and he really just loves animals and wants to be the best vet he can because he grew up on a farm and he's seen some things. i can't hate on the kid for that.

Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Canary on September 01, 2015, 09:41:28 PM
IT ERTZ SO GOOD!!!
That's a slogan, not a nickname.  ????
I'm preparing for the newspaper headline thread.
I'll bet we will see that sometime.  Great job there.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 01, 2015, 09:47:18 PM

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"good afternoon. i'm dr ertz and i'll be seeing scrappy today. so tell me, what brings you both in?"
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: The Big Train on September 01, 2015, 09:49:35 PM
MEGAHERTZ!!

 :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 01, 2015, 09:53:00 PM


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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Bloodfart on September 01, 2015, 09:59:53 PM
What do you guys think his favorite shoes are?  I bet they're Skechertz. 
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Spracne on September 01, 2015, 10:05:33 PM
The Ertz Locker
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on September 01, 2015, 10:25:09 PM

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"good afternoon. i'm dr ertz and i'll be seeing scrappy today. so tell me, what brings you both in?"

OMG, YAS!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 01, 2015, 10:48:43 PM
Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: sunny_cat on September 01, 2015, 11:50:23 PM
Alan ertzvridge
Oh wow
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: chunkles on September 02, 2015, 12:28:14 AM
Whitey Ertzdog
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Bloodfart on September 02, 2015, 01:03:38 AM
 :party:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 02, 2015, 07:37:42 AM
Ermahgerd wildcertz

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 02, 2015, 08:22:04 AM
MEGAHERTZ!!

Jesse "Mega" Ertz

So many Lukes....
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 02, 2015, 08:28:00 AM
2nd headline idea:

"Katz are in fErtz! Hammer time!"
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 02, 2015, 08:52:23 AM


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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MadCat on September 02, 2015, 08:53:54 AM
Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz

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One Point Twenty-One Giga-Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: AppleJack on September 02, 2015, 08:57:00 AM
Milk Toast
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on September 02, 2015, 08:58:41 AM

Mega Ertz
Giga-Ertz

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One Point Twenty-One Giga-Ertz
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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on September 02, 2015, 09:32:43 AM
Bone-ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Pett on September 02, 2015, 09:33:35 AM
The Ertz Locker
Can you read? :curse:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 02, 2015, 09:34:13 AM


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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 02, 2015, 09:37:39 AM


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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:

i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kslim on September 02, 2015, 09:39:34 AM
over/under big 12 student athlete of the week set at 3
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 02, 2015, 09:44:31 AM


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"good evening mr johnson, my name is jesse ertz. i apologize for calling you at home, but i was hoping for permission to ask your daughter samantha out on a date."

Woof.  He looks like he dresses up like Harry Potter and runs around on a broomstick. Probably the best Quiddich player at K-State.
He looks like he probably lands lots of babes and will be making 6 figs in the near future.  :dunno:

i'm not sure you have a good understanding as to how long it takes to become an actual veterinarian
He's 3 years in. 5 more years to go (near future) to 6 figs.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Big_Dipper on September 02, 2015, 10:14:15 AM
MEGAHERTZ!!

Jesse "Mega" Ertz

So many Lukes....

Bro, did you not see the H?

Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Bloodfart on September 02, 2015, 11:35:48 AM
I bet he fl-ertz wit all the honeys.   :cool:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 02, 2015, 11:40:17 AM
T's and P's on his continued battle against the disease Gingervit-Ertz.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: hatingfrancisco on September 02, 2015, 12:10:36 PM
Intertzeption

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: That_Guy on September 02, 2015, 12:24:09 PM
Bill and Ertzie

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 02, 2015, 12:56:32 PM
Square Headed Dutchman.  :tips hat to Bloodfart:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: catastrophe on September 02, 2015, 12:57:40 PM
The Gentleman.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Big_Dipper on September 02, 2015, 01:03:18 PM
Little Squertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: AppleJack on September 02, 2015, 01:28:42 PM
Milk Toast

This is the perfect nickname. I won't hear another word about it.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 02, 2015, 01:30:35 PM
Daywalk-Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 02, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
Errrtz.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 02, 2015, 02:30:45 PM
SRT.

https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MadCat on September 02, 2015, 02:46:35 PM

SRTz

Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 02, 2015, 02:51:01 PM
SRT.

https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312
What in the world?!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on September 02, 2015, 02:55:58 PM
:lol:  tannehill was a WR for 4 years of his "a&m days"
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 02, 2015, 03:00:47 PM

SRTz



I'm mad now.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Yard Dog on September 02, 2015, 03:10:07 PM
over/under big 12 student athlete of the week set at 3

I'm taking the over.  :crossfingers: Hoping he doesn't let the popularity of being a stud cat QB get in the way of his studies.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: meow meow on September 02, 2015, 03:47:11 PM
SLTH
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: EMAWforever on September 02, 2015, 04:11:43 PM
So, the nickname should be Jesse "just like Ryan Tannehill" Ertz?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: pvegs on September 03, 2015, 04:35:22 PM
SRT.

https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312

Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 03, 2015, 08:05:16 PM
SRT.

https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312

Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.

I'm still in kansas.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: pvegs on September 03, 2015, 09:04:17 PM
SRT.

https://twitter.com/GPCwallace/status/639107287945101312

Trim, you hate everything. You'd probably murder poor Jesse if you had the chance.

I'm still in kansas.

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 03, 2015, 09:11:28 PM
Bertz Reynolds
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 06:04:45 PM
Has "Mistertz Touchdown" been suggested?

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2015, 06:05:45 PM
ok, lukey_mittons.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 06:06:30 PM
I didn't have time to look,  that's why I asked the question!

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2015, 06:21:44 PM
I didn't have time to look,  that's why I asked the question!

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I'm just teasing ya, I have no idea if it has.been mentioned or not.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 06:21:58 PM
Limping already
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: The Big Train on September 05, 2015, 06:23:40 PM
'Ertz so I'll give it to bazooka joe'
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 06:24:16 PM
Ertz-really-easily
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: BackPayne on September 05, 2015, 06:26:14 PM
Jesse Already-got Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 05, 2015, 06:27:05 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2015, 06:27:30 PM
Missed it, shoulder?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 06:28:37 PM
Looked like ankle or knee
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: TheProdigiousTalent on September 05, 2015, 06:29:17 PM
Yesse Hertz.  Gosh darn it, guys.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2015, 06:30:12 PM
Looked like ankle or knee

:frown:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 05, 2015, 06:34:07 PM
We all knew this would happen.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2015, 06:46:48 PM
"Emotionally distressed" when his knee was examined. Either he is a FP,  or the knee is serious.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 05, 2015, 06:54:52 PM
"Emotionally distressed" when his knee was examined. Either he is a FP,  or the knee is serious.

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Is that better or worse than emotionally drunk?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: hemmy on September 05, 2015, 06:56:49 PM
Torn acl
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: BackPayne on September 05, 2015, 06:59:36 PM
Torn acl

 I rough ridin' hope not. That poor kid got 2 plays.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 07:00:55 PM
Emotionally Ertz
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 07:02:04 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesse.
Jesse who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jesse.
Jesse who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ertz.
Ertz who?
Ertz ya glad I'm not the starter anymore?

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 07:02:44 PM
Jesse Sideline
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 05, 2015, 07:03:38 PM
:lol:
Good rough ridin' grief, dunce. We get it. You hate K-State!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 05, 2015, 07:04:47 PM
H-Knee-No.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 05, 2015, 07:13:59 PM
That's what KU grads do I guess :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 07:30:39 PM
Serious question, does he ever play again?  I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2015, 07:35:04 PM
Serious question, does he ever play again?  I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 07:35:39 PM
Serious question, does he ever play again?  I mean, you gotta think banks or delton (probably delton) next year.

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Same question.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2015, 07:41:34 PM
Sucks that he didn't even get a shot to pass.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 05, 2015, 07:57:01 PM
He's done.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Steffy08 on September 05, 2015, 08:02:09 PM
He's done.

Yes, same knee he blew out in hs. Fn sucks. First play.

I want Delton now. No reason to burn redshirt with him as backup.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: renocat on September 05, 2015, 08:08:31 PM
Grit Phoenix
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 05, 2015, 08:10:54 PM
Medical Redshertz.

*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one.  It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz. 
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 05, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
Medical Redshertz.

*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one.  It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz.
you got his ass, son!
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 05, 2015, 09:53:46 PM
Medical Redshertz.

*I have no insight at all on if he's already redshirted or is eligible for this or would want one.  It's just that shirts rhymes with Ertz.
you got his ass, son!
Alright, settle down.

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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: OK_Cat on September 05, 2015, 09:54:22 PM
Jesus fanning
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Pete on September 05, 2015, 09:58:10 PM
I would have never guessed this would happen to Ertz.

I just assumed he'd get a concussion or a shoulder before his first half of his first game was complete.  Did not think it would be a knee.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Trim on September 05, 2015, 10:01:14 PM
JessKnee Hertz.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Yard Dog on September 05, 2015, 10:21:19 PM
BTW for anyone that wasn't watching on KState HDTV, they definitely:

a) referred to Hubener as Bazooka Joe

and

b) compared Hubener to USVP Joe Biden
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: yoEMAW on September 05, 2015, 10:25:06 PM
Tim Kneebow
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: PIPE on September 05, 2015, 10:32:35 PM
Spaghetti knees
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 06, 2015, 01:17:07 PM
BTW for anyone that wasn't watching on KState HDTV, they definitely:

a) referred to Hubener as Bazooka Joe

and

b) compared Hubener to USVP Joe Biden
Is anyone else able to view the replay?  I'm getting a 404 on the link.  Did the band skit get it pulled?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: kso_FAN on December 17, 2015, 11:12:54 AM
https://twitter.com/JSisco16/status/677533561625296896
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: BackPayne on December 17, 2015, 11:24:37 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: chum1 on December 17, 2015, 11:30:22 AM
Swear to God. I was looking at the faces in those two pics and, totally without thinking about it, said to myself, "They look like people from Iowa."
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on December 17, 2015, 11:54:18 AM
Swear to God. I was looking at the faces in those two pics and, totally without thinking about it, said to myself, "They look like people from Iowa."

If you don't think they are the face of America then you are kidding yourself.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on December 17, 2015, 11:55:32 AM
If you don't like Sisco then you need to reexamine your life and figure out what you're doing wrong.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: CHONGS on December 17, 2015, 01:15:10 PM
They missed out on a great opportunity to use "Merry Ertzmas". 
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: bshea85 on December 17, 2015, 02:09:23 PM
The Ertz family really needs to update that fireplace surround.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: WonderMeal on December 18, 2015, 12:48:16 AM
https://twitter.com/JSisco16/status/677533561625296896

I'm going to need Kelsey Grammar or at least Ski    Be    to come in here and clean up that card. And Ertz wants to be my latex salesman QB.

Goal #9: Eliminate Mistakes
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on December 18, 2015, 01:09:54 AM
I must be a huge dumbass because I can't find a grammatical error on that card.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 18, 2015, 05:21:16 AM
It should say:

"Love, The Ertzes.

P.S. Like Jesse's knee, possessive rules for last names ending in Z are weird."
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: slobber on December 18, 2015, 05:39:44 AM

It should say:

"Love, The Ertzes.

P.S. Like Jesse's knee, possessive rules for last names ending in Z are weird."
the original version of the card said, "Love, The Ertzes"


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Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: chum1 on December 18, 2015, 06:20:23 AM
Experts disagree on the correctness of that apostrophe usage. That means it isn't wrong.

It's the grown up versions of the three on the right that REALLY look like Iowa people. The one on the left does not have that Iowa look. She is also the best by far at replicating the facial expression from the original.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: wabash909 on December 18, 2015, 08:20:06 AM
Not kidding, that Christmas card is extremely adorable.

Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: MakeItRain on December 18, 2015, 11:31:10 AM
Experts disagree on the correctness of that apostrophe usage. That means it isn't wrong.

Exactly. I haven't looked at one in a while but I'm fairly certain that the MLA style manual allows for the use of the apostrophe there.

Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 18, 2015, 11:51:26 AM
Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.

If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?




Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:01:12 PM
This is the dumbassest thread I've ever seen on a board...

Rev
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 18, 2015, 12:03:19 PM
Rev, did you see the part where we talked about the Christmas card? :confused:
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:10:11 PM
Rev, did you see the part where we talked about the Christmas card? :confused:

I fell asleep before I got to it....

Rev
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: catastrophe on December 18, 2015, 12:14:23 PM

Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.

If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?




Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:

If apostrophes could only be used for possessive words and not plurals, how else could you tell people on this board that you got straight A's in dumbass class?
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:42:01 PM

Why? It's not possessive at all (despite what I typed at like five this morning when I was groggy as frick). It's simply a plural noun.

If I am indeed only half right and both are technically acceptable, ask yourself this: which one looks more trashy and Iowa'y?




Bonus question: which would Wacky instinctively use? Go against that one. :ump:

If apostrophes could only be used for possessive words and not plurals, how else could you tell people on this board that you got straight A's in dumbass class?

Apostrophes....boy, this thread just keeps getting more cerebral.....

Rev
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: KITNfury on December 18, 2015, 12:45:49 PM
I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: Rev. Jerry Falwell on December 18, 2015, 12:50:39 PM
I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.

And I've always thought that posters with "kitten" in their monikers were faggots....

Rev
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 18, 2015, 12:50:51 PM
Catastrophe, more like catpostrophe.
Title: Re: Official Jesse Ertz Nickname Thread For People To Know It Came From goEMAW
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2015, 12:57:57 PM
I always thought it weird that the possessive of "it" does not have an apostrophe.

And I've always thought that posters with "kitten" in their monikers were faggots....

Rev

Classic repressed homosexual syndrome here.

I know you're acting out for your friends, but you should know that kansas state fans will accept you as you. We are a diverse and accepting fanbase. You're safe here.