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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on August 15, 2015, 11:07:13 PM

Title: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: renocat on August 15, 2015, 11:07:13 PM

Well I learned something new.  Several ask the imam sites I read said a believer has to keep everything below the navel shaved to keep grunt stains and other nastys off the believer.  It was suggested to pluck pubes.  No wonder these guys are mean ass crabs.  Would you do this for your religion?

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: star seed 7 on August 16, 2015, 12:54:32 AM

i do this without any religion telling me to  :dunno:

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: Spracne on August 16, 2015, 12:57:41 AM

I believe Jesus waxed poetic on this very same subject in the Beatipubes.

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: 0.42 on August 16, 2015, 08:15:33 AM

Quote from: Spracne on August 16, 2015, 12:57:41 AM

I believe Jesus waxed poetic on this very same subject in the Beatipubes.

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Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: Canary on August 16, 2015, 10:37:18 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 16, 2015, 12:54:32 AM

i do this without any religion telling me to  :dunno:

Lib, I don't know who you are, but I would have guessed you would be the first to respond to this thread like you did.  Well played. 

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: renocat on August 16, 2015, 03:07:40 PM

I figure my God gave me those hairs for a reason, so let them grow,  I cut my face shaving and I am not about to subject my howdy doodies to butcher city.  It appears Islamist have to shave or pluck every, I mean every hair from their naval to their knees.  How do you get to the ones on the backside where the sun don't shine.  I would have to use pliers to pull my pubes.  I am glad the only requirement for me is to believe Jesus died for me.  I would die if I had to lawnmower my hallowed ground.

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: steve dave on August 16, 2015, 03:24:26 PM

optical inch

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: michigancat on August 16, 2015, 07:47:06 PM

Quote from: renocat on August 16, 2015, 03:07:40 PM

I figure my God gave me those hairs for a reason, so let them grow,  I cut my face shaving and I am not about to subject my howdy doodies to butcher city.  It appears Islamist have to shave or pluck every, I mean every hair from their naval to their knees.  How do you get to the ones on the backside where the sun don't shine.  I would have to use pliers to pull my pubes.  I am glad the only requirement for me is to believe Jesus died for me.  I would die if I had to lawnmower my hallowed ground.

Did he give you face hairs for a reason?

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: sys on August 16, 2015, 08:12:22 PM

facial hair was given by old testament god.

Title: Re: Shave your weasel,wallies and turd blaster fo allah.
Post by: star seed 7 on August 16, 2015, 08:22:25 PM

 :lol: