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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 01:52:55 PM
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I have a Canadian friend who would really like to mess with a certain individual who has done him wrong. Have you done anything that was legal but very effective in this department? Signing said person up for cold sales calls and endless amounts of junk mail come to mind. What else have you devious individuals done in this situation?
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I send Pizza's to Trims place like everyday!
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flaming paper bag of dog poop
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I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.
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Is mailing something COD still a thing?
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Sneak into their house, do their laundry, fold it neatly in a pile, and then pee on it.
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You don't need to sneak in, bro! :gocho:
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I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.
Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?
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send them a virus
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Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.
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I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.
Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?
Yes
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Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.
I don't think that is an option.
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tell them you want to take them out to a nice sit down dinner and instead burn their house down
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Canada sucks
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If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
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If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?
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Show up at his place of work and hand this to the receptionist. Tell whoever is working the desk to make sure he gets it.
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If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?
Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.
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:lol:
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Anthrax.
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If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?
Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.
:thumbsup:
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If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
This sounds like a great plot for a movie. #gonegirl :D
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Is a waste of time. Move on.
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the best revenge is to get your bench press up to 500 lbs and then go to his gym and make sure he sees you do it
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I think you should do what SD said
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What is the nature of the offense against you?
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should it matter #burnitdown
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Is your Canadian friend in 7th or 8th grade?
Gonna win 'em all!
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Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.
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:sdeek: Remind me not to piss some of you off
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Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.
Yeah. Obvi. /Thread
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Would you be able to get access to a car or home in which to dump about 15,000 live ladybugs?
http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439569830&sr=8-1&keywords=live+bugs (http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439569830&sr=8-1&keywords=live+bugs)
Another one I'm fond of is getting a bunch of doe urine and stink bait from Bass Pro and dumping it down into the air intakes near the windshield/dash of the car.
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You could also get a mannequin or make one.. prolly ideas on Pinterest and dress it up in a shirt and pants just like a set he owns and get a wig that looks as close to his hair as possible and then paint up the face too look like his and then get a knife and jam it into its chest and hang it from a tree in his front yard in the middle of the night and ring the doorbell and run.
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Oh and if you have some friends with a pickup and some rubber gloves or hazmat suits you could cruise around and pick up as many road kill deer, squirrels, and whatever else you can find and put them all over his yard or front porch.
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you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in
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does this person know they pissed you off?
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Is a waste of time. Move on.
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If deez nutz can forgive and forget with stolen hay surely you can do the same
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you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in
:thumbs: Eternal Revenge!
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Remove the valve cores from his tires if you have access to his car. It's hugely inconvenient.
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Classic Trim
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What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.
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What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1987-11-29/sports/8702080717_1_los-angeles-jones-foot
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No. I get the picture. I meant the Trim choke out references.
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he knows what you mean
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I know.
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lol @ u
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lol @ u
:D
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:D
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I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.
Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?
In high school my friend and I did this to people all over town, except it was for various junk mail. We would always give them ridiculous middle names like "G. "The Mantis" Stewart or D. "The Horseshoe" Anderson.