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Title: Revenge
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 01:52:55 PM
I have a Canadian friend who would really like to mess with a certain individual who has done him wrong.  Have you done anything that was legal but very effective in this department?  Signing said person up for cold sales calls and endless amounts of junk mail come to mind.  What else have you devious individuals done in this situation?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 13, 2015, 01:57:02 PM
I send Pizza's to Trims place like everyday!
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: puniraptor on August 13, 2015, 01:57:59 PM
flaming paper bag of dog poop
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 13, 2015, 01:59:38 PM
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 13, 2015, 02:04:42 PM
Is mailing something COD still a thing?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2015, 02:06:29 PM
Sneak into their house, do their laundry, fold it neatly in a pile, and then pee on it.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 13, 2015, 02:08:01 PM
You don't need to sneak in, bro! :gocho:
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 02:08:39 PM
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 02:11:56 PM
send them a virus
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Institutional Control on August 13, 2015, 02:18:20 PM
Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 13, 2015, 02:18:53 PM
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?

Yes
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 02:21:55 PM
Tell your Canadian friend to forgive and forget.

 I don't think that is an option.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2015, 02:23:36 PM
tell them you want to take them out to a nice sit down dinner and instead burn their house down
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2015, 02:24:50 PM
Canada sucks
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 13, 2015, 02:38:02 PM
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 02:40:02 PM
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2015, 02:46:50 PM
Show up at his place of work and hand this to the receptionist. Tell whoever is working the desk to make sure he gets it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.everydaynodaysoff.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FJames-Yeager-Duel-Murder-Contract-Tactical-Response.jpg&hash=f3a9b96afe49a21e15db548b5253fbf8cf3d51c7)
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 13, 2015, 02:47:37 PM
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?

Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 13, 2015, 02:48:29 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 13, 2015, 02:54:54 PM
Anthrax.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 13, 2015, 02:55:30 PM
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.

Is screwing Doogie Howser and offing him a necessity as well?

Only if you get stupid and let a couple of rednecks take all your cash.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Katpappy on August 13, 2015, 03:45:39 PM
If you really want to get them then you should fake your murder and frame them. You are going to need to write a fake diary about how they had become abusive, and also get your pregnant next door neighbor's pee so you can fake a pregnancy.
This sounds like a great plot for a movie. #gonegirl  :D
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: SdK on August 13, 2015, 05:30:34 PM
Is a waste of time. Move on.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: puniraptor on August 13, 2015, 05:38:07 PM
the best revenge is to get your bench press up to 500 lbs and then go to his gym and make sure he sees you do it
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 05:40:07 PM
I think you should do what SD said
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: wetwillie on August 13, 2015, 05:49:20 PM
What is the nature of the offense against you?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 13, 2015, 05:50:08 PM
should it matter #burnitdown
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: slobber on August 13, 2015, 06:18:35 PM
Is your Canadian friend in 7th or 8th grade?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 13, 2015, 06:22:02 PM
Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: lopakman on August 14, 2015, 11:20:48 AM
 :sdeek:  Remind me not to piss some of you off 
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2015, 11:22:32 AM
Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.
Yeah. Obvi. /Thread
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 14, 2015, 11:33:08 AM
Would you be able to get access to a car or home in which to dump about 15,000 live ladybugs? 

http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439569830&sr=8-1&keywords=live+bugs (http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439569830&sr=8-1&keywords=live+bugs)

Another one I'm fond of is getting a bunch of doe urine and stink bait from Bass Pro and dumping it down into the air intakes near the windshield/dash of the car. 

Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 14, 2015, 11:51:03 AM
You could also get a mannequin or make one.. prolly ideas on Pinterest and dress it up in a shirt and pants just like a set he owns and get a wig that looks as close to his hair as possible and then paint up the face too look like his and then get a knife and jam it into its chest and hang it from a tree in his front yard in the middle of the night and ring the doorbell and run.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 14, 2015, 11:53:10 AM
Oh and if you have some friends with a pickup and some rubber gloves or hazmat suits you could cruise around and pick up as many road kill deer, squirrels, and whatever else you can find and put them all over his yard or front porch.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: puniraptor on August 14, 2015, 11:57:52 AM
you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 14, 2015, 12:01:59 PM
does this person know they pissed you off?
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: mocat on August 14, 2015, 12:20:56 PM
Is a waste of time. Move on.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: wetwillie on August 14, 2015, 12:24:38 PM
If deez nutz can forgive and forget with stolen hay surely you can do the same
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: mhkpasa on August 14, 2015, 12:54:37 PM
you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in
:thumbs: Eternal Revenge!
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: deputy dawg on August 14, 2015, 01:29:30 PM
Remove the valve cores from his tires if you have access to his car.  It's hugely inconvenient.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2015, 01:32:50 PM
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Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 14, 2015, 02:28:38 PM
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Classic Trim
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: SdK on August 14, 2015, 08:09:07 PM
What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2015, 09:24:40 PM
What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1987-11-29/sports/8702080717_1_los-angeles-jones-foot
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: SdK on August 14, 2015, 10:24:15 PM
No. I get the picture. I meant the Trim choke out references.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2015, 10:26:35 PM
he knows what you mean
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: SdK on August 14, 2015, 10:34:48 PM
I know.
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2015, 10:36:11 PM
lol @ u
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: SdK on August 14, 2015, 10:36:50 PM
lol @ u
:D
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: The Big Train on August 14, 2015, 10:37:08 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Revenge
Post by: nicname on August 14, 2015, 11:40:03 PM
I signed up a person for a bunch of magazine subscriptions once.

Did you fill out the cards in the magazines and then check the "Bill me" option?

In high school my friend and I did this to people all over town, except it was for various junk mail. We would always give them ridiculous middle names like "G. "The Mantis" Stewart or D. "The Horseshoe" Anderson.