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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: lifeoffitzjr on April 23, 2010, 03:08:57 AM
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So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight and Fitz went on a RAGE. My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald. He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies. If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy. He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!! :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
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FITZ :lynchmob:
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So Fatass put his hands on your friend and you didn't intervene with punch to his face? Some friend you are. :rolleyes:
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Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.
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So Fatass put his hands on your friend and you didn't intervene with punch to his face? Some friend you are. :rolleyes:
Kinda agree.
One puts hands on neck asks for fist to nose
-Confucious
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So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight and Fitz went on a RAGE. My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald. He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies. If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy. He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!! :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
Post of the week IMO. Fitz is a slob of a man, a real garbage human being.
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My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was
dancing his ass off in tubby's, that's where
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So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight and Fitz went on a RAGE. My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald. He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies. If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy. He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!! :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
So they go out and get boozed up, THEN go back to work? Weird
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So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight and Fitz went on a RAGE. My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald. He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies. If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy. He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!! :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
So they go out and get boozed up, THEN go back to work? Weird
yes. I tended at Scoreboard for 3 years. Fatass would come in off and on throughout the night to get a beer and ogle, then go back and write crapty articles. D. Scott would come in and just bother everyone. He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
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Harassing FITZ is a major subculture of this board that simply amazes me, and makes me proud to be a goEMAWER.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
whenever someone would be like that or would send back a drink because it was too weak, i would just dump it out and then throw in a few ice cubes and fill it up to the top with nothing but the liquor they wanted and then just the smallest splash of the filler. then they'd be mad because their drink was too strong, but there's nothing they could really do about it because they had already complained that it was too weak. i did have a couple people come back mad but i was just like "jfc, what do you want from me guy? first it was too weak and now it's too strong? you can't be serious here."
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I'm good w/ all that, wouldn't send a drink back but get enraged if they leave off the garnish on my bloody mary
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Fitz and Aggieville...a match made in heaven.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.
Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.
Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.
i would do the same thing @ 12th St
151 was the answer to any dumbass who's drink wasn't strong enough.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.
Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.
Yeah, I would just tell them to go eff themselves :dunno:
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Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy. You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry".
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Someone needs to go rack-out lifeoffitzjr and EMAW86 and get this story ironed out, ASAP.
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Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy. You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry".
That can't apply to all drinks can it? I mean, that's an obvious rule for the simple two ingredient drinks (I will fight you if you order a Cuba-Libre in front of me).
But, you can't possibly expect me to not order a "Whiskey Old Fashioned" in that manner, can you? "White Russian ("Caucasian")?" DARK AND STORMY? :runaway:
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Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy. You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry".
That can't apply to all drinks can it? I mean, that's an obvious rule for the simple two ingredient drinks (I will fight you if you order a Cuba-Libre in front of me).
But, you can't possibly expect me to not order a "Whiskey Old Fashioned" in that manner, can you? "White Russian ("Caucasian")?" DARK AND STORMY? :runaway:
Yeah, this is a college bar we are talking about here. Zero D&S's ordered in the history of the place. I guess I did make a few white russians but I had to go back to the kitchen to get milk and was kinda pissed about it.
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Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.
This guy only drinks Diet Pepsi. And he will have had 3 by the time he gets to a computer.
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:users:
Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.
This guy only drinks Diet Pepsi. And he will have had 3 by the time he gets to a computer.
Call him, and find out if he has more to add to this. :pbj:
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Once in a lifetime opportunity dood, should've kicked his ass.
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
Jesus, that crew is amazing. :love:
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
'Nother interesting tidbit: Soft Taco Wallace has already posted in this thread!
:surprised:
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
Jesus, that crew is amazing. :love:
true :kstatriot:
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
'Nother interesting tidbit: Soft Taco Wallace has already posted in this thread!
:surprised:
DLew, get off your ass and get us a sober account of this story. MAKE HASTE! :katpak:
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
'Nother interesting tidbit: Soft Taco Wallace has already posted in this thread!
:surprised:
DLew, get off your ass and get us a sober account of this story. MAKE HASTE! :katpak:
I'll see what I can do.
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So, the original story isn't too far off the mark, but I'll go ahead and post a more comprehensive (and sober) version of the story:
Around 2:15 AM, the three of us were walking out of Hunam Express with some General Tso's chicken when we noticed that people were going in and out of the PI office. We thought we should investigate. We walked up to the glass windows of PI and noticed around 3 or 4 people standing in the lobby, none of whom were D. Scott or Fitz. The victim proceeded to knock on the glass doors and and yell, "Where's D. Scott?!" One of the people in the lobby turned and started yelling down the hallway where the offices are located, but we were unable to hear what was being said. Then I noticed a bear of a man (power-bottom) Fitz come from the back of the shop. He walked up to the lobby group, talked to them for about 30 seconds, then started walking toward the exit. Fitz walked out of the front doors, went directly for the victim, put his wide-spread hands around the base of his (vitcim's) neck, shook him, and grunted, "YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL MACHO, HUH?!" He held the victim for about 5-7 seconds and repeated the macho comment around two or three times. Fitz then gave a couple high fives to Tubby's employees who were hanging around, and then went back into the PI office. Once he got into the PI office, he gave at least 3 high fives to each of the witnesses in the PI lobby (the group had grown to about 8 people at this point, including D. Scott). Shortly after, our ride arrived and we escaped before Fitz could come back out and deliver his finisher.
That's it. Fitz :lynchmob:
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Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy. You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry".
haaaa, I had the same policy. Someone would come up and go, "I'll have a 3 legged chicken" and I would just stare at them in silence until they went, "it's vodka and .....". Fracking losers.
This is fun, we should move these posts to another thread titled " Dumbass things SD, Daris, Clams, and Stupid Fitz heard/saw while bartending in Aggieville.
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The Royal Purple did a story (with pic) about me bartending (b/c i'm huge bartending legend, etc).
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Fitz is doing damage control right now. LIES LIES, ITS ALL LIES
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Clearly, we have two different stories here.
I think that all parties should Limestone and I come in and mediate this thing right her.
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The Royal Purple did a story (with pic) about me bartending (b/c i'm huge bartending legend, etc).
lol,
the Collegian interviewed me after we were named for having "cleanest bathroom". :gocho: I told them while we all slept Hispanic fairies came in and when we came back the next day all was clean. They didn't quote me for some reason.
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.
Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.
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I always say "And make it strong," but only after they make me a weak one. Love it when they try to make it too strong. That is exactly what I want.
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The Royal Purple did a story (with pic) about me bartending (b/c i'm huge bartending legend, etc).
lol,
the Collegian interviewed me after we were named for having "cleanest bathroom". :gocho: I told them while we all slept Hispanic fairies came in and when we came back the next day all was clean. They didn't quote me for some reason.
I got to be the collegian bartender of the week and give the recipe for my signature drink......which I noted was 99 cent bottles
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Clearly, we have two different stories here.
I think that all parties should Limestone and I come in and mediate this thing right her.
Just let us do our job.
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So, the original story isn't too far off the mark, but I'll go ahead and post a more comprehensive (and sober) version of the story:
Around 2:15 AM, the three of us were walking out of Hunam Express with some General Tso's chicken
:lick:
there is simply nothing better. i couldn't even concentrate on the rest of your story. and now i'm hungry. thanks.
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I saw Fitz out too last night. Almost asked him why he chased away GPat cause I was pretty drunk. I decided not too and it's a good thing :ohno:
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This thread is hilarious. Love the bartender stuff.
Question for former bartenders: I the Visine thing true?
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This thread is hilarious. Love the bartender stuff.
Question for former bartenders: I the Visine thing true?
No. Visine is almost entirely saline. If Visine gave you the shits, your own body composition would give the the shits constantly.
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So, the original story isn't too far off the mark, but I'll go ahead and post a more comprehensive (and sober) version of the story:
Around 2:15 AM, the three of us were walking out of Hunam Express with some General Tso's chicken when we noticed that people were going in and out of the PI office. We thought we should investigate. We walked up to the glass windows of PI and noticed around 3 or 4 people standing in the lobby, none of whom were D. Scott or Fitz. The victim proceeded to knock on the glass doors and and yell, "Where's D. Scott?!" One of the people in the lobby turned and started yelling down the hallway where the offices are located, but we were unable to hear what was being said. Then I noticed a bear of a man (power-bottom) Fitz come from the back of the shop. He walked up to the lobby group, talked to them for about 30 seconds, then started walking toward the exit. Fitz walked out of the front doors, went directly for the victim, put his wide-spread hands around the base of his (vitcim's) neck, shook him, and grunted, "YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL MACHO, HUH?!" He held the victim for about 5-7 seconds and repeated the macho comment around two or three times. Fitz then gave a couple high fives to Tubby's employees who were hanging around, and then went back into the PI office. Once he got into the PI office, he gave at least 3 high fives to each of the witnesses in the PI lobby (the group had grown to about 8 people at this point, including D. Scott). Shortly after, our ride arrived and we escaped before Fitz could come back out and deliver his finisher.
That's it. Fitz :lynchmob:
Don't believe this. I've seen Fitz confronted. He's a total FP.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cwj9d2W-Yw
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So, the original story isn't too far off the mark, but I'll go ahead and post a more comprehensive (and sober) version of the story:
Around 2:15 AM, the three of us were walking out of Hunam Express with some General Tso's chicken when we noticed that people were going in and out of the PI office. We thought we should investigate. We walked up to the glass windows of PI and noticed around 3 or 4 people standing in the lobby, none of whom were D. Scott or Fitz. The victim proceeded to knock on the glass doors and and yell, "Where's D. Scott?!" One of the people in the lobby turned and started yelling down the hallway where the offices are located, but we were unable to hear what was being said. Then I noticed a bear of a man (power-bottom) Fitz come from the back of the shop. He walked up to the lobby group, talked to them for about 30 seconds, then started walking toward the exit. Fitz walked out of the front doors, went directly for the victim, put his wide-spread hands around the base of his (vitcim's) neck, shook him, and grunted, "YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL MACHO, HUH?!" He held the victim for about 5-7 seconds and repeated the macho comment around two or three times. Fitz then gave a couple high fives to Tubby's employees who were hanging around, and then went back into the PI office. Once he got into the PI office, he gave at least 3 high fives to each of the witnesses in the PI lobby (the group had grown to about 8 people at this point, including D. Scott). Shortly after, our ride arrived and we escaped before Fitz could come back out and deliver his finisher.
That's it. Fitz :lynchmob:
Don't believe this. I've seen Fitz confronted. He's a total FP.
This. The 17'ers had Fitz pissing in his pants in the 'gon. I'm skeptical to say the least. :confused:
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This. The 17'ers had Fitz pissing in his pants in the 'gon. I'm skeptical to say the least. :confused:
So Long.
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Must be thinkin of Kellis then.
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Next question, where was Daniel Gonzales at during this alleged skirmish?
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This thread is hilarious. Love the bartender stuff.
Question for former bartenders: I the Visine thing true?
No. Visine is almost entirely saline. If Visine gave you the shits, your own body composition would give the the shits constantly.
doesn't gve you the shits, but it could make you extremely ill
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp
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Next question, where was Daniel Gonzales at during this alleged skirmish?
He was sprinting (I use the term loosely) over to get involved, but the fight was over long before he finally made it to the scene. And he dropped several items en route.
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Next question, where was Daniel Gonzales at during this alleged skirmish?
He was sprinting (I use the term loosely) over to get involved, but the fight was over long before he finally made it to the scene. And he dropped several items en route.
Worked with this dude back in the Tubby's door-guy days, before they were forced to let me go for letting every single girl I'd hooked up with/wanted to hook up with/looked like she was older that 17 into the bar. Went on to tending', but have much crazier stories from the old door days at tubs and rustys. :dunno:
Still remember the Tubs owners telling me almost every night not to let the dance side get too "dark".
I also broke up a heated confrontation between Fitz and one of the hundred dumbasses wearing affliction stuff on a UFC fight night. The same guy later rear-naked-choked my friend to sleep on the sidewalk that night. :thumbsup:
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a heated confrontation between Fitz and one of the hundred dumbasses wearing affliction stuff on a UFC fight night.
Good lord, who does goEMAW support in this scenario? Moral dilemma.
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a heated confrontation between Fitz and one of the hundred dumbasses wearing affliction stuff on a UFC fight night.
Good lord, who does goEMAW support in this scenario? Moral dilemma.
Honestly at the time it didn't even really register that it was Fitz's fat ass I had just saved. In those days I used to get hyped up on red bulls and vodka's and wear my steel-toed crap-kicker boots, ready for war, even though I sure as hell wasn't rolling on the ground for 6 bucks and some tips. Those fight nights were like the perfect storm of too much testosterone, military dudes, and affliction shirts.
Looking back I got fired the next week so I could have saved myself the effort.
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Seems the Section 17ers are "off the hook" for their Fitz episode. Is there any segment of the population that doesn't have issues with Fitz?
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Keeping the hilarious Fitz slandering going: Fitz gave that girl from the GPC minute or whatever (she's a friend of mine) the job so she would bang him. Had been creepily hitting on her at So Long for a couple years prior. He hasn't given up yet. Say what you want about Fitz but he's a perseverer,
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Keeping the hilarious Fitz slandering going: Fitz gave that girl from the GPC minute or whatever (she's a friend of mine) the job so she would bang him. Had been creepily hitting on her at So Long for a couple years prior. He hasn't given up yet
We discussed Fitz at length with her at one Pak. Seems like a good girl.
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Keeping the hilarious Fitz slandering going: Fitz gave that girl from the GPC minute or whatever (she's a friend of mine) the job so she would bang him. Had been creepily hitting on her at So Long for a couple years prior. He hasn't given up yet. Say what you want about Fitz but he's a perseverer,
I LIKE THIS GUY FITZ
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
Jesus, that crew is amazing. :love:
Don't overestimate their eliteness. I have it on good authority that JoelCat :facepalm: from ksufans lives with them as well.
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
Jesus, that crew is amazing. :love:
Don't overestimate their eliteness. I have it on good authority that JoelCat :facepalm: from ksufans lives with them as well.
Nothin' more elite than a house full of college guys who spend a ton of time on the interwebs. Do they still party with the Omega Mu's?
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He was also a "make it a good one" guy.
I hate that guy.
whenever someone would be like that or would send back a drink because it was too weak, i would just dump it out and then throw in a few ice cubes and fill it up to the top with nothing but the liquor they wanted and then just the smallest splash of the filler. then they'd be mad because their drink was too strong, but there's nothing they could really do about it because they had already complained that it was too weak. i did have a couple people come back mad but i was just like "jfc, what do you want from me guy? first it was too weak and now it's too strong? you can't be serious here."
Have never said "make it a good one" yet am overly distraught that I never even considered sending a drink, no matter how good/bad it's mixed, back to the tender and then getting straight liquor in return. God damn heaven right there.
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Interesting tidbit.
The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.
Jesus, that crew is amazing. :love:
Don't overestimate their eliteness. I have it on good authority that JoelCat :facepalm: from ksufans lives with them as well.
Nothin' more elite than a house full of college guys who spend a ton of time on the interwebs. Do they still party with the Omega Mu's?
:lol:
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LifeofFitz
Some hater fabricated that I chocked him the other night. Ironically, it made me want to choke the little weasel.
It's awesome. Some twerp claims I choked him in front of his friends but none of them beat up the old fat dude choking him.
My street cred skyrockets. He's been asked to return his testicles for fabricating a story in which he's a total puss.
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re: drinks discussion.
I want to order a Frank Martin and then explain that it is a Cuba Libre where I give you a death stare until you pour enough rum in to my glass.
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LifeofFitz
Some hater fabricated that I chocked him the other night. Ironically, it made me want to choke the little weasel.
It's awesome. Some twerp claims I choked him in front of his friends but none of them beat up the old fat dude choking him.
My street cred skyrockets. He's been asked to return his testicles for fabricating a story in which he's a total puss.
From someone who knows a thing or two about fabricating stories
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How can Fitz have that job for so long and still get all huffy like that? What a jackoff.
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LifeofFitz
Some hater fabricated that I chocked him the other night. Ironically, it made me want to choke the little weasel.
It's awesome. Some twerp claims I choked him in front of his friends but none of them beat up the old fat dude choking him.
My street cred skyrockets. He's been asked to return his testicles for fabricating a story in which he's a total puss.
that's a lot of different names to call someone in a single tweet. :eek:
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LifeofFitz
Some hater fabricated that I chocked him the other night. Ironically, it made me want to choke the little weasel.
It's awesome. Some twerp claims I choked him in front of his friends but none of them beat up the old fat dude choking him.
My street cred skyrockets. He's been asked to return his testicles for fabricating a story in which he's a total puss.
that's a lot of different names to call someone in a single tweet. :eek:
Looks like Tim Fitzgerald has a new worst enemy (enemies) :ohno: :runaway:
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LifeofFitz
So now there is some little dweeb running around pointing out how many times i called some other jackoff a name in a recent tweet. This little scumbag is a total doofus head. Doodoo pants must think he's really smart or something. Both of those squares are totally hating on me. Those doodie poop pants are messing with the wrong hip cat.
:eek:
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Fitz blocked me from following him :(