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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on July 23, 2015, 10:59:26 PM

Title: Cow Killer
Post by: renocat on July 23, 2015, 10:59:26 PM
Jeb, the real candidate proposed to phase out medicare and energy subsidies.  We need someone who is willing to gut or kill off some of these old sacred cow programs.  Hillary wants to spend more on these programs and invent more.  Trump just runs around like a 3 nutter bull bellowing and snorting with  no proposal, just noise and snot.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Spracne on July 23, 2015, 11:01:36 PM
Amen!
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Tobias on July 23, 2015, 11:04:08 PM
I'm not sure rick daris is qualified
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: slobber on July 23, 2015, 11:07:17 PM
@Trim, you should get in touch with Trump's people and try to cut a deal.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 07:50:18 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 07:57:35 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?  :cry:
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: AbeFroman on July 24, 2015, 08:25:52 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

Did you enjoy the fruits of your labor?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 08:31:06 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?  :cry:

I don't think so but it was probably one of the most traumatizing things of my life
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 08:31:23 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

Did you enjoy the fruits of your labor?

absolutely not
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:34:09 AM
did it have a name?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 08:39:32 AM
did it have a name?

cows don't have names unless they have some weird color/pattern/deformity. like, "Hey, there's No Tail" or "over there by Blue" or something. this one didn't meet any of those criteria that I recall.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 24, 2015, 08:40:55 AM
Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: puniraptor on July 24, 2015, 08:41:33 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: slobber on July 24, 2015, 09:00:30 AM
Cows have names.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 09:12:25 AM
Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?

no, used a gun
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 09:12:58 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 24, 2015, 09:21:14 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: renocat on July 24, 2015, 10:28:51 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.
Was it  a gay bull?  I hated dragging them out to the coyote cafe.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Institutional Control on July 24, 2015, 10:29:42 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.

did you cry?  :cry:

I don't think so but it was probably one of the most traumatizing things of my life

I feel your pain, SD.  The first time a 10 year old Batt BcKee had to hit a runt pig with a shovel was something I'll never forget. 
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: OK_Cat on July 24, 2015, 10:35:16 AM
I had a baby mouse in my backyard just the other day and I couldn't kill it. Ok_dog didn't have a problem doing the deed, though.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Bloodfart on July 24, 2015, 11:25:42 AM
Did you use that compressed air thing that the guy on No Country for Old Men used?

This image is forever burned in my memory banks.

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Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 11:32:52 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?

it was paralyzed from the middle part back. not sure from what. maybe like having a baby cow that was too big or something. that happens sometimes.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: steve dave on July 24, 2015, 11:33:42 AM
I have IRL killed a cow. AMA.
Was it  a gay bull?  I hated dragging them out to the coyote cafe.

no, girl cow
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 24, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
You did the right thing, SD. Just remember that!
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Bloodfart on July 24, 2015, 11:53:57 AM
did the cow understand what you planned to do to it?

no, but it was probably happy I did it. or like not as sad anymore once I had done it.

What was wrong with it?

it was paralyzed from the middle part back. not sure from what. maybe like having a baby cow that was too big or something. that happens sometimes.

Did the calf survive?  I've seen a few cows go down from that pinched nerve thing.  Luckily they always got back up after they got feeling back.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: CNS on July 24, 2015, 12:40:58 PM
Should have made one of these, but cow sized(obvsly)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.handicappedpets.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2FdenaliSm.jpg&hash=e0d143d64ca3f23b42b885793952a379fe5fa254)
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: slobber on July 24, 2015, 12:48:12 PM
Should have made one of these, but cow sized(obvsly)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.handicappedpets.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2FdenaliSm.jpg&hash=e0d143d64ca3f23b42b885793952a379fe5fa254)
That dog looks very unhappy. SD, if that is your dog, you'd be right to pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: star seed 7 on July 24, 2015, 12:49:04 PM
I'm so glad I didn't grow up on a farm
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: slobber on July 24, 2015, 12:54:35 PM
I'm so glad I didn't grow up on a farm
I used to wish I didn't grow up on a farm. Now, I am so glad that I did.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: CNS on July 24, 2015, 12:55:31 PM
Should have made one of these, but cow sized(obvsly)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.handicappedpets.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2FdenaliSm.jpg&hash=e0d143d64ca3f23b42b885793952a379fe5fa254)
That dog looks very unhappy. SD, if that is your dog, you'd be right to pull the trigger.

Oh yeah?  Well look at this happy guy*

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.out-and-about-with-your-dog.com%2Fimages%2Feddies_nutmeg.jpg&hash=05a02cf81cacb42da0d1f96ded0a8ba82a5bda9f)







*I would never do this to a dog, FWIW.
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: slackcat on July 25, 2015, 05:15:04 AM
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Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: renocat on July 30, 2015, 07:02:08 PM
Sacred cow killers Jeb and Scrotswalker are the only 2 candidates talking about medicare and social security going broke, and needing to do something.  Where is the beef hillary and donald?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 31, 2015, 12:28:47 PM
This thread makes me want to watch Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: renocat on July 31, 2015, 05:50:02 PM
Jeb killed a big scared cow today - that being Democrats only having the moral authority to talk about poor urban folk.  Jeb said all have to have the opportunity to use education to escape the green slavery of poverty.  Notice he did not use the word rights, but opportunity.  I agree education is the key.  He pointed out that the current education system has failed - guess which party controls public education?
Title: Re: Cow Killer
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 31, 2015, 07:56:34 PM
Jeb killed a big scared cow today - that being Democrats only having the moral authority to talk about poor urban folk.  Jeb said all have to have the opportunity to use education to escape the green slavery of poverty.  Notice he did not use the word rights, but opportunity.  I agree education is the key.  He pointed out that the current education system has failed - guess which party controls public education?

I think you're mashing up two discussions and being disingenuous.