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Title: Wife and kids gone....
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM: I feel like a kid at Christmas. Not sure what to do. I already ate pizza on the couch with no pants on. I own my own business so I may come home for a nap. What would you do?
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 10, 2015, 12:14:40 PM: I ate pizza with no pants on last night too :cheers:
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 10, 2015, 12:30:54 PM: Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 10, 2015, 12:14:40 PM
I ate pizza with no pants on last night too :cheers:

Were you standing in the window facing the 'Ville while doing it?
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 10, 2015, 12:31:52 PM: Nope :gocho:
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Post by: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM: Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 10, 2015, 12:47:42 PM: Pretty sad when a guy has to wait for the wife and kids to leave before he can eat a pizza on the couch with no pants on.
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 10, 2015, 12:50:57 PM: But seriously congrats on that pizza Wacky. I hope you let out a big belch when you were done and you damn sure didn't say "Excuse me." Belches are funny no matter what the wife thinks about them!
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Post by: Tobias on July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM: wacky's kids are always gone, tho
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Post by: Gooch on July 10, 2015, 12:55:15 PM: Quote from: Tobias on July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM
wacky's kids are always gone, tho
"Out of sight out of mind" - Wacky
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2015, 01:25:59 PM: Quote from: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time

Why only 2?
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Post by: puniraptor on July 10, 2015, 01:27:16 PM: commit a crime
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Post by: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 01:31:53 PM: Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2015, 01:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on July 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 10, 2015, 12:00:19 PM
What would you do?

2 chicks at the same time

Why only 2?

2 is enough, i always wanted to do that, man. and i think if the wife and kids were gone i could hook that up
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2015, 01:33:29 PM: Eat straight off the table with no plates. Don't even bother to clean it up. It's not like the wife is never coming back, and that's her job. Also, drink like 200 beers and make a big pyramid of empty cans on top of what's left of dinner.
Title: Re: Wife and kids gone....
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2015, 01:35:02 PM: Quote from: Gooch on July 10, 2015, 12:55:15 PM
Quote from: Tobias on July 10, 2015, 12:54:03 PM
wacky's kids are always gone, tho
"Out of sight out of mind" - Wacky
:gocho:
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Post by: puniraptor on July 10, 2015, 01:36:02 PM: wash, dry, press, and fold all of your clothes, then pile them in a chair and piss on them
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2015, 01:36:22 PM: Send the wife hourly dick pics so she knows what she's missing.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2015, 01:36:34 PM: Quote from: puniraptor on July 10, 2015, 01:36:02 PM
wash, dry, press, and fold all of your clothes, then pile them in a chair and piss on them

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2015, 01:37:01 PM: :love:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2015, 01:37:33 PM: You should see the GPC thread version of this. Oh, man.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2015, 01:37:42 PM: Call your son's hot student teacher up from last spring and invite her over for some brie and cab sav.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 10, 2015, 01:38:12 PM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2015, 01:36:22 PM
Send the wife hourly dick pics so she knows what she's missing.

Even better if there are different backgrounds in each pic so she knows you are having fun without her and not just sitting around bored.
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Post by: RockState2000 on July 10, 2015, 01:55:00 PM: Get on Craigslist find a hooker and tell her to pick up some blow on the way over. - Epcat

I have a feeling that Epcat and I would get along just fine.
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Post by: BringBackEcoKat on July 12, 2015, 08:47:56 AM: Get a keg and invite us all over
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 12, 2015, 08:57:14 AM: What is the porno site that Landon is addicted to?
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Post by: SdK on July 12, 2015, 09:22:41 AM: Myfreecams
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 12, 2015, 09:24:16 AM: Do that wack
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Post by: 8manpick on July 12, 2015, 10:52:21 AM: Definitely time to get your dick out
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Post by: Panjandrum on July 13, 2015, 01:48:50 AM: Happened to me once. I ate a whole pizza and shot gunned about 12 episodes of Lost in one day.
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Post by: dmartin on July 13, 2015, 09:29:51 AM: Quote from: Panjandrum on July 13, 2015, 01:48:50 AM
Happened to me once. I ate a whole pizza and shot gunned about 12 episodes of Lost in one day.

That sounds glorious!
Title: Re: Wife and kids gone....
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 13, 2015, 11:38:08 AM: Leave the door open when you're using the bathroom. It's amazing