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Title: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 01:13:47 PM
Guys, I am going to have to change my irl name. It's a long story, but it has become necessary to protect my family. Any suggestions?
(I am not keen on going by my board name or board nickname irl.)
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2015, 01:15:41 PM
:dubious:
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: 8manpick on June 24, 2015, 01:21:01 PM
Now you can be a Robke like you always dreamed of while growing up in north central Kansas
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: OK_Cat on June 24, 2015, 01:21:27 PM
Dan Finke
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: wetwillie on June 24, 2015, 01:21:34 PM
What is your current name? It might help to know what names not to use.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Winters on June 24, 2015, 01:25:18 PM
Michael Bishop
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 24, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
Caitlyn
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 24, 2015, 01:39:32 PM
Did Fanning out you to Fitz too?
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: meow meow on June 24, 2015, 01:42:18 PM
slobber is a lopak sock?  man, what a day
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: felix rex on June 24, 2015, 01:42:42 PM
Dzhokhar
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2015, 01:43:31 PM
Quote from: Winters on June 24, 2015, 01:25:18 PM
Michael Bishop

yep
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2015, 01:44:42 PM
Orkin Scotts
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: kslim on June 24, 2015, 01:57:27 PM
 my father in law gets collections mail from time to time for a former ksu cats football star. he has thought about changing his name because it has actually messed with his credit and he even had to have a warrant expunged because it was not him.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Trogdor on June 24, 2015, 02:04:00 PM
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Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2015, 02:10:31 PM
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Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: OK_Cat on June 24, 2015, 02:12:08 PM
Lol
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 02:13:01 PM
no way anyone is giving up their best backup names. just pick something out of game of thrones
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 02:13:29 PM
Wow. Wonderful ideas abound. I may have made my choice.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Institutional Control on June 24, 2015, 02:13:37 PM
No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 24, 2015, 02:27:48 PM
I mean, Steve Dave is the only answer,right?
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Kat Kid on June 24, 2015, 02:46:39 PM
I have a great name in my family that if things ever get real I am adopting as my alias.  LOL at the thought of sharing it with the likes of you.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 24, 2015, 02:51:19 PM
Oil can boyd
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 24, 2015, 02:59:42 PM
Is your whole family going to have to change their names? I'd pick Targaryen as your family name.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: CHONGS on June 24, 2015, 03:02:46 PM
I wish my name was Todd.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2015, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: slobber on June 24, 2015, 01:13:47 PM
Guys, I am going to have to change my irl name. It's a long story, but it has become necessary to protect my family. Any suggestions?
(I am not keen on going by my board name or board nickname irl.)

I think we need to hear the long story before giving a quality name recommendation.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 03:07:52 PM
Quote from: Chingon on June 24, 2015, 03:02:46 PM
I wish my name was Todd.
Do you also wish your last name was Blankenship?  :D
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: 0.42 on June 24, 2015, 04:30:19 PM
Lick Neckey
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 04:48:28 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 24, 2015, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: slobber on June 24, 2015, 01:13:47 PM
Guys, I am going to have to change my irl name. It's a long story, but it has become necessary to protect my family. Any suggestions?
(I am not keen on going by my board name or board nickname irl.)

I think we need to hear the long story before giving a quality name recommendation.
I don't think I can say more than "I may have been compromised."


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 04:50:04 PM
witness protection or deepcover operative?
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 04:56:11 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 04:50:04 PM
witness protection or deepcover operative?
gE protection


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: The Big Train on June 24, 2015, 05:15:19 PM
i can get you a new name, SSN, and life if you want it slobber, you would have to be willing to go deep web tho
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Spracne on June 24, 2015, 09:18:40 PM
Quote from: slobber on June 24, 2015, 04:56:11 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 04:50:04 PM
witness protection or deepcover operative?
gE protection


Gonna win 'em all!

If you're worried that Fitz is gonna tell, we could just have him Wack'd.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Bloodfart on June 24, 2015, 09:21:34 PM
Roger Podacter
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: The Big Train on June 24, 2015, 09:21:52 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Trim on June 24, 2015, 10:04:54 PM
Joseph Davis.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 25, 2015, 12:02:11 AM
Pro tip: pick names that can be either first or last names, so next time you're concerned you've been compromised you can just switch em around and buy yourself some time. For example Thomas Brady, Thomas Clayton, Joseph Randle, Russell Wilson, (SD has already been suggested but duh). They're all fantastic names, you can't miss.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: SdK on June 25, 2015, 12:04:44 AM
Saw a John Johns at work last week.
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: bones129 on June 25, 2015, 12:13:10 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 24, 2015, 01:39:32 PM
Did Fanning out you to Fitz too?

 :lol:
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: bones129 on June 25, 2015, 12:15:01 AM
How much does it cost to change a name? Or is this Deep/Dark Web stuff that can be done for free? 
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 25, 2015, 06:12:55 AM
Hercules Rockefeller
Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Handsome B. Wonderful
Max Power
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: AbeFroman on June 25, 2015, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: OK_Cat on June 24, 2015, 01:21:27 PM
Dan Finke

:lol:
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: The Big Train on June 25, 2015, 09:33:22 AM
Quote from: bones129 on June 25, 2015, 12:15:01 AM
How much does it cost to change a name? Or is this Deep/Dark Web stuff that can be done for free?

nothing is free, but for a price, any and ever-y-thing can be done
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2015, 09:51:18 AM
Will you agree to let the board choose via a simple poll?
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: Skipper44 on June 25, 2015, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: slobber on March 07, 2013, 03:34:23 PM
Dan Gish (sorry if luked)
Title: Re: IRL Name Change
Post by: slobber on June 25, 2015, 10:41:57 AM
Quote from: Skipper44 on June 25, 2015, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: slobber on March 07, 2013, 03:34:23 PM
Dan Gish (sorry if luked)
Impressive!