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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on June 02, 2015, 10:28:10 PM
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former OJ lawyer sues Celtics arena for slip nearly 3 years later (http://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2015/06/02/alan-dershowitz-suing-garden-for-slip-and-fall/mz0a3wIFAWwdlHHzmJVboO/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter)
Dershowitz, 76, claims in court documents that he “violently slipped, causing him to fall upward and then hard upon the tile floor and severely twisting his right knee and leg, landing on his back.”
Even with an insurance payout, his share of the ensuing medical bills totaled $5,984.22, according to the complaint, including $1,150 for an ambulance ride from the Garden to Massachusetts General Hospital. He is also seeking an unspecified amount as compensation for “economic and intangible damages.”
Dershowitz did not call for an ambulance right away, however. Though he “could not walk unaided due to the pain and injury to his knee,” Dershowitz “painfully and carefully returned to his seat, using the handrails for assistance,” to catch the fourth quarter of a playoff game between the Celtics and the Miami Heat.
“I usually don’t go to the bathroom during the fourth quarter,” he noted in his interview with the Globe, “but I’m getting a little older, and the bladder is a little more active these days.”
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More like DOUCHEowitz
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Man sues topless bar for $15,000 for a lap dance that caused him whiplash when the dancer's large breasts hit his face (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/bouncing-breast-suit-goes-bust-0)
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Man sues topless bar for $15,000 for a lap dance that caused him whiplash when the dancer's large breasts hit his face (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/bouncing-breast-suit-goes-bust-0)
That's from 1996. Tort reform has since fixed all frivolous lawsuits.
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Man sues topless bar for $15,000 for a lap dance that caused him whiplash when the dancer's large breasts hit his face (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/bouncing-breast-suit-goes-bust-0)
That's from 1996. Tort reform has since fixed all frivolous lawsuits.
:facepalm:
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Pretty good K-S-U impersonation if I do say so myself.
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Man sues topless bar for $15,000 for a lap dance that caused him whiplash when the dancer's large breasts hit his face (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/bouncing-breast-suit-goes-bust-0)
this lawsuit is worthless without pics.
Gonna win 'em all!