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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: weirdrobertswife on April 22, 2010, 10:54:23 AM
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I made these for the spousal unit last night.
Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
1 pork roast (the size is really dependent on how many you're feeding - I used an inexpensive pork shoulder)
1/2 bottle of BBQ sauce (I used Fiorella's Jack Stack Spicy from Kansas City)
4-8 Jalapeno wraps
Slices of Monterey Jack cheese
1/2 head of red cabbage, shredded loosely
2 carrots, peeled, shredded finely
1/4 cup fat-free mayonnaise
1/2 cup fat-free sour cream
1 T. sugar
2 T white wine vinegar
1/2 t. dijon mustard
3 T. diced red onion
1/2 t. dry mustard
2 T. Meyer lemon juice (it's a little sweeter and it's great for cooking)
1/2 cup skim milk
Kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
Tools o' the trade: a 5-6 quart slow cooker, a food processor
Using four sheets of aluminum foil, make four loosely constructed balls. Place in the bottom of a 5-6 quart slow cooker. Cut the excess fat off the pork shoulder/roast and season with kosher salt and fresh ground pepper. Place the pork on top of the makeshift rack - it will keep the roast from getting overly oily (the fat will render down) while still preserving the tenderness of the meat. Cook for 8 hours on low.
Remove the cooked meat from slow cooker and let it rest/cool for 15 minutes on a cutting board while you assemble the slaw. Pulse the cabbage and carrots lightly in a food processor until shredded to your desired consistency.
In a separate bowl, mix 1 tablespoon of lemon juice with the skim milk. This will give it the flavor of buttermilk without the added fat.
In a larger bowl, whisk together the mayo, sour cream, sugar, vinegar, mustards, onion and remaining lemon juice. Add the "buttermilk." Stir in the cabbage/carrot mixture and season with salt and pepper to taste. Cover and refrigerate for a few minutes.
Pull the pork with two forks. Mix the pulled pork with the sauce.
Lay out a wrap - we used jalapeno wraps for the extra kick. Good choice, that. Spoon on some of the pork mixture. Top with the cheese and melt for a few seconds in the microwave or under the broiler. Add some coleslaw on top of that and wrap it up like a burrito.
Win.
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Pretty much the best meal I've ever had.
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
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:lol:
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mayo....sour cream...... :barf:
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
I'm sorry, could you get me another wine cooler? Kthx.
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
If you don't know how to use a slow cooker that's okay -- the rest of us will enjoy and laugh at you.
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
I'm sorry, could you get me another wine cooler? Kthx.
i'm sorry but i'm not your cabana boy Iron Chef weirdrobertswife
sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
If you don't know how to use a slow cooker that's okay -- the rest of us will enjoy and laugh at you.
i crap slow cookers in my sleep
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
I'm sorry, could you get me another wine cooler? Kthx.
i'm sorry but i'm not your cabana boy Iron Chef weirdrobertswife
I'm sure you'd look quite fetching in a cute lil' speedo. On second thought, could you get me a mojito? Fabulous, thanks.
sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free. :lol: :lol: :lol:
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.
If you don't know how to use a slow cooker that's okay -- the rest of us will enjoy and laugh at you.
i crap slow cookers in my sleep
That must be uncomfortable, much like Barry Badranath's experience with the ping pong paddle, bless your heart.
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get my mojito.
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
Honey chil', I can't start slamming until you get your cute lil' latex clad butt in the kitchen and to the bottle of rum. Muah - you're a doll! :)
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:bait:
:ohno:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Wife has simply owned clams . . . oh my god.
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???? How?
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:popcorn:
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???? How?
Agree. ?????????? :users:
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
Honey chil', I can't start slamming until you get your cute lil' latex clad butt in the kitchen and to the bottle of rum. Muah - you're a doll! :)
Wow, what just happened here? This thread went from marginally amusing to creepy and disturbing real quick.
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i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
Honey chil', I can't start slamming until you get your cute lil' latex clad butt in the kitchen and to the bottle of rum. Muah - you're a doll! :)
Wow, what just happened here? This thread went from marginally amusing to creepy and disturbing real quick.
i wear latex underwear, have for years. i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot rough ridin' bitches that i eff every single night after coming home from massive parties.
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i wear latex underwear, have for years. i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot fracking bitches that i shazbot! every single night after coming home from massive parties.
Pics?
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i wear latex underwear, have for years. i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot fracking bitches that i shazbot! every single night after coming home from massive parties.
Pics?
this thread is worthless without pics, and there's nothing that can save it.
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i wear latex underwear, have for years. i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot fracking bitches that i shazbot! every single night after coming home from massive parties.
Pics?
this thread is worthless without pics, and there's nothing that can save it.
hihih and piitb. germans???
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that does sound bad. too bad, too. could have been good.
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i wear latex underwear, have for years. i don't think it's an issue and neither to the hot fracking bitches that i shazbot! every single night after coming home from massive parties.
Pics?
this thread is worthless without pics, and there's nothing that can save it.
hihih and piitb. germans???
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