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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on May 02, 2015, 03:27:15 PM

Title: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: renocat on May 02, 2015, 03:27:15 PM
Sounds like Darth Doo-Doo is terrorizing rich Aspen and suburbs across America. Just read a drudge article about a very bad poop piling on a popular path in Aspen - guess cleaning up rover loafs is above the rich.  Then I googled this whole subject; dang people all over are pissed - almost to a boiling point.  Maybe dog turd riots are coming.  Is it really a bad problem in cities and suburbs?  Renodog, rest his bark, had 40 acres to use.   Most cities have minisule fines that a rich dude would laugh at.  Is there a social service agency for dogs?
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: star seed 7 on May 02, 2015, 03:39:24 PM
take it to the judge thread
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2015, 05:51:17 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F02%2F0ec2cf3a67621c7877af39e03d7e1711.jpg&hash=dd2730b229420ac1a0dff6fcd7426bdc56a35887)
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: star seed 7 on May 02, 2015, 06:37:31 PM
don't be disgusting 'raptor
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: hjfklmor on May 02, 2015, 06:39:29 PM
Take it to the #lunchhackers thread
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: The Big Train on May 02, 2015, 07:01:58 PM
#nofilter
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2015, 07:19:44 PM
I was actually going to start a thread with that picture but forgot about it. It is the first flower of spring in my yard and I'm sure PW will agree it is the most meaningful and beautiful photo ever taken.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2015, 07:27:51 PM
Renocat is a poet
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: sys on May 02, 2015, 07:38:52 PM
that's a pretty flower, puni.  what species is it?
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2015, 07:57:23 PM
that's a pretty flower, puni.  what species is it?
Outside of my expertise. They all bloomed and disappeared before I even carpet bombed the weed n feed
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2015, 08:01:13 PM
that's a pretty flower, puni.  what species is it?
Outside of my expertise. They all bloomed and disappeared before I even carpet bombed the weed n feed
After some cursory research, I now believe this to be the "blue eyed grass" flower.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: sys on May 02, 2015, 08:02:57 PM
you're lucky to have them in your lawn.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: sys on May 02, 2015, 08:05:48 PM
you're wrong on the species, though.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2015, 08:19:07 PM
Dangit. What do you think?
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: sys on May 02, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
dunno.  it's a lot easier to google what it isn't than what it is.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: star seed 7 on May 02, 2015, 09:16:30 PM
nice cigarette butts
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: renocat on May 03, 2015, 07:56:53 PM
10 million tons of dog crap annually. 4% of the wastes going into landfills is dog grunt.  40% of dog owners do not pick up dog loafs.  In January, Bartelme Park in Chicago was the scene where kids came home covered in dog crap after sledding.  Most poop scoop laws wil not fine a person with a seeing eye dog, this is unfair - most dogs make a straining noise when pinching a loaf.  Also dog dung is not very compositable and no one knows what to do with it.
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: Katpappy on May 04, 2015, 10:05:45 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F05%2F02%2F0ec2cf3a67621c7877af39e03d7e1711.jpg&hash=dd2730b229420ac1a0dff6fcd7426bdc56a35887)
I think somehow this pic is misplaced; it should be posted in that disgusting lunch hackers thread.  :barf:
Title: Re: Dog Crap Wars!
Post by: Katpappy on May 04, 2015, 10:07:13 PM
Take it to the #lunchhackers thread
Well damn, I should read the rest of the posts before trying to come up with an original idea.  :frown: