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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2015, 02:02:45 PM
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Today, I would like to anonymously report my new white trash coworker from Missouri. For some reason she walked into our office with some swagger a few weeks ago, for her first job minus being a bartender her whole life (there's nothing wrong with that). She's a single mom of two, but feels like she's on top of the whole crew. She's been handing out nicknames lately and todays was way over the top. One of our sweet coworkers (The only African American in the office) simply walked by today and the new girl said: "Wassup, Rosa?!" The sweet coworker said in response: "Please never call me that, you know my name. Thanks!" White trash coworker responded: "Sure thing, Ms. Parks!". I mean, I don't even, someone get me a real job! :runaway:
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Is this real?
Can you remind me what your new job is?
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Same field. "College recruiter". Yes, it's very real. :frown:
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GAH! :sdeek:
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She is banging the boss
Gonna win 'em all!
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i think you should non anonymously report to actual HR
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The other day, this crabby ole 60 year old Italian lady that I sit next to, said: "do you think the new guy is gay (he obviously is)? I bet he doesn't swing it straight!? I don't get those ppl". I said: "Who cares? Seems like I nice guy.".....
Couple days later, the new guy is minding is own business and the snarky lady goes: "Hey guy who sits next to wacky, do you have a girlfriend?" Where he had to uncomfortably answer: "No. I'm new to the area. I'm trying to get settled in first". What a dumb bitch! :angry: :facepalm:
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She is banging the boss
Gonna win 'em all!
Interesting if true. The boss is a female.
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She is banging the boss
Gonna win 'em all!
Interesting if true. The boss is a female.
OMG, just wait until the snarky one finds out the racist one is a lesbian.
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Also, that same lady told me when I started: "You dress like a metro a lot. That's fine, you can pull it off, my sons good looking and does the same thing, but I bet you confuse the gays sometimes".... :runaway:
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Are you sure this really happened or were you watching this again?
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This really happened. I don't know if there was a "inside joke" there that I missed, but I'm telling you, all these things have happened.
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Also, that same lady told me when I started: "You dress like a metro a lot. That's fine, you can pull it off, my sons good looking and does the same thing, but I bet you confuse the gays sometimes".... :runaway:
She probably thought you were gay until you started talking about Ms. Wacky.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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oh man wacky :lol:
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you're not recruiting for Harvard, are you?
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Nope. Just missed on that job.
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wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
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:thumbs: I am.
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Mods, pls move to the Wacky, Please Get A Job In A Different Industry thread.
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Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
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Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.
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Wacks, you can get a chrome book for like $180, or something.
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Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.
I mean you could be using this time right now to search online for jobs instead of BBSing. :dunno:
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Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.
An iPad should be plenty. Just find an opening, email them a cover letter/resume and wait on them to call you.
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You can't upload your resume on Ipad's from what I've experienced. I use a lot of my free time at the library downtown. Also, fair enough Mrs. Gooch. There's been a lot of talk here of me moving up, if my manager takes the new director position, but then again, I'd still be working against the clock if I did that as well.
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Jeez, Wacky... :frown:
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What kind of jobs are you applying for?
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What kind of jobs are you applying for?
Mainly sales jobs, but that's the thing, I'm kinda over that field. I had some really good interest from some up and coming companies here around the area, but passed on a couple of the opportunities, because I wasn't a fan of the base. Living off commission is a scary thing, I don't care how much you believe in yourself.
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She is banging the boss
Gonna win 'em all!
Interesting if true. The boss is a female.
OMG, just wait until the snarky one finds out the racist one is a lesbian.
:lol:
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You can't upload your resume on Ipad's from what I've experienced. I use a lot of my free time at the library downtown. Also, fair enough Mrs. Gooch. There's been a lot of talk here of me moving up, if my manager takes the new director position, but then again, I'd still be working against the clock if I did that as well.
You should definitely report your co-workers to HR so that when the higher ups are deciding who to promote they will realize that they don't want to promote a racist or homophobe....But maybe do it anonymously so that you don't get labeled a trouble maker.
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wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
If you play your cards right, this is the lawsuit gravy train you could use to move right on up to $85 k per year!
I'm not certain of the angle, but it will probably require you being homosexual or at least bi-curious along with a hostile work environment. It would probably help if you had some other ethnicity rather than Caucasian. (It seems like the former bartender has a problem with non-Caucasians.)
Gonna win 'em all!
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What kind of jobs are you applying for?
Mainly sales jobs, but that's the thing, I'm kinda over that field. I had some really good interest from some up and coming companies here around the area, but passed on a couple of the opportunities, because I wasn't a fan of the base. Living off commission is a scary thing, I don't care how much you believe in yourself.
You might be able to find work somewhere in HR.
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I would love an HR gig. I've always imagines myself there. Recruiting for companies rather than schools.
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Serious question, does HR pay very well?
Gonna win 'em all!
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Serious question, does HR pay very well?
Gonna win 'em all!
I think it varies pretty widely depending on the size of the company and your responsibility.
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Yeah, it depends, but most positions pay off education and experience. I believe it could pay fairly well with the right company.
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wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
If you play your cards right, this is the lawsuit gravy train you could use to move right on up to $85 k per year!
I'm not certain of the angle, but it will probably require you being homosexual or at least bi-curious along with a hostile work environment. It would probably help if you had some other ethnicity rather than Caucasian. (It seems like the former bartender has a problem with non-Caucasians.)
Gonna win 'em all!
Some actors use blackface makeup. :dunno:
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I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.
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I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.
Probably can't hear anything over the noise of your printer
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I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.
Probably can't hear anything over the noise of your printer
It's 2015. I doubt it makes that much noise when it's not faxing something.
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Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
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Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
I think that depends on the person. If you really wanna see the most soul deadening job, I'll let you borrow my eyes/brain and rewind for the past 7 years and push play. :lol:
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Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
I think that depends on the person. If you really wanna see the most soul deadening job, I'll let you borrow my eyes/brain and rewind for the past 7 years and push play. :lol:
that's Our WACKY!
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Wacky, have you thought about being a headhunter? seems like a good fit.
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Wacky, have you thought about being a headhunter? seems like a good fit.
This.
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Headhunters work on commission
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wacky is built to sell. ms wacky needs to be supportive and let him take another run at it
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Why do you constantly pick jobs that you hate? That seems dumb. No offense.
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Headhunters work on commission
Not at all places. Several we use are salary plus commission
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Being in the closet gay should go in white midwesterny thread
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Headhunters work on commission
Not at all places. Several we use are salary plus commission
Hook up wacky with that company.
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Being in the closet gay should go in white midwesterny thread
not really
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Headhunting also has great pyramid scheme potential. Get on top, wacksy.
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Headhunters i know do really well surprisingly. They did tell me a lot burn out on it qyickly
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i found this hitman service site on the #deepweb and it is literally just a notepad txt doc :lol:
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Why do you constantly pick jobs that you hate? That seems dumb. No offense.
I've picked jobs on situations. I'm no angel, but I've found myself to be a magnet for bad situations. I really liked my inside sales gig doing software, but it was a private company and they didn't like me taking PTO to broadcast (I should have never told them how I was using my PTO. Live and learn).
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My HR guy abruptly quit a couple weeks ago. Then someone said the cops were looking for him :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
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My HR guy abruptly quit a couple weeks ago. Then someone said the cops were looking for him :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
:sdeek:
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wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).
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wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).
:thumbs: I always have my uncle/mom/Ms. wacky clean up my resume. We should be good. Thanks for the advice.
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agreed. headhunting would be a good fit for wackster.
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wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).
:thumbs: I always have my uncle/mom/Ms. wacky clean up my resume. We should be good. Thanks for the advice.
Hiring someone to do your resume is also a decent idea. It's not that expensive when you think about it being your face to a potential employer that doesn't know you.
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Hmm... I might do that. I feel like mine is too long now.
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Hmm... I might do that. I feel like mine is too long now.
how long?
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Page and a half. I always hear one page only.
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wacky is like the prince of excuses (debruce is the king)
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What in the world? :dunno:
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how much of that page and a half is fanningbrag? I agree with the 1 page.
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just trying to motivate ya bud :thumbsup:
i wanna see you alex smith your way to the top in a job that is clearly beyond your competency level that will provide the cash flow ms wacky desires
go get get 'em cowboy :eye:
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:thumbs:
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how much of that page and a half is fanningbrag? I agree with the 1 page.
I'd say 3/4 job experience, 1/4 #fanningbragging.
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A female manager that I work with left the room and a new guy I work with said something like "she plays it straight laced but you know she's a freak in the sheets" amongst a group of managers I work with. Says pretty inappropriate things about some of my employees too. I didn't realize that people still talked like that.
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wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.
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Just post the resume and let's crowdsource this [redacted]
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Good advice, Tonya. :thumbs: I missed out on a good job at thermo fisher cause they asked me why I was only at DSI for 7 months and I tried to come up with something creative, which I could feel they read the bull crap.
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wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.
If some were short-lived, it's probably better not to include them on your resume. The "don't put any dates on any of them" trick could backfire big time.
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wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.
If some were short-lived, it's probably better not to include them on your resume. The "don't put any dates on any of them" trick could backfire big time.
well mostly just mean if its relevant. if you had a job for 6 months that was very close to what you want to do, you shouldnt leave it off just because of length. could also say you took a pay raise to work a new job or something...
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
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We need some parameters:
Is whacky mobile?
Minimum pay?
He needs to tell us about his ideal job. What does he want to do? What are his non-kickball related qualifications?
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wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.
If some were short-lived, it's probably better not to include them on your resume. The "don't put any dates on any of them" trick could backfire big time.
well mostly just mean if its relevant. if you had a job for 6 months that was very close to what you want to do, you shouldnt leave it off just because of length. could also say you took a pay raise to work a new job or something...
Sure, I just mean it is a bad idea to put a job on there as filler and then try to obfuscate it. When asked, you'll either have to lie or tell the truth, which will make it look like you're lying. I think it's better to be transparent and include dates and then have good responses prepared for any potential questions.
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a lot of companies in my industry (im an investment banker) have you list your past jobs on applications and will ask your reason for leaving. idk if the wackycat industry is the same, but i would be prepared to answer for every job youve ever left.
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
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wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.
If some were short-lived, it's probably better not to include them on your resume. The "don't put any dates on any of them" trick could backfire big time.
well mostly just mean if its relevant. if you had a job for 6 months that was very close to what you want to do, you shouldnt leave it off just because of length. could also say you took a pay raise to work a new job or something...
Sure, I just mean it is a bad idea to put a job on there as filler and then try to obfuscate it. When asked, you'll either have to lie or tell the truth, which will make it look like you're lying. I think it's better to be transparent and include dates and then have good responses prepared for any potential questions.
I would list month/year only...that can obscure long unemployed or short employed sections a little bit. Like if you worked from May 31 to Sept 1....just list May to September which will look like 5 months instead of 3.
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
WackyCat08 soundboard
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
hmmmmm. i didn't think about you when making the rules. how deep can your voice go? can you disguise it? could gooch do the phone interview portion of it for you if you're able to land a phone interview? anything agreeable to you there?
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This game is the perfect combo season game. I don't throw around that term lightly either
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Oh, wow! :excited:
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voice-changer-plus/id339440515?mt=8
i noticed dax's is one of the voices in the app
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa1.mzstatic.com%2Fus%2Fr30%2FPurple3%2Fv4%2F12%2F91%2Fe3%2F1291e38b-89ed-182e-1f72-fc9a67f4eb4c%2Fscreen322x572.jpeg&hash=9fca4692b76ed09ed77db19d48968843dfebc140)
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
WackyCat08 soundboard
:drool: :drool: :drool:
Extra points if you work in #zapped or Case Closed!!
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
WackyCat08 soundboard
:drool: :drool: :drool:
Extra points if you work in #zapped or Case Closed!!
Extra extra points if you are the one to actually hire Wacky
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voice-changer-plus/id339440515?mt=8
i noticed dax's is one of the voices in the app
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa1.mzstatic.com%2Fus%2Fr30%2FPurple3%2Fv4%2F12%2F91%2Fe3%2F1291e38b-89ed-182e-1f72-fc9a67f4eb4c%2Fscreen322x572.jpeg&hash=9fca4692b76ed09ed77db19d48968843dfebc140)
Does this actually work on phone calls? or just you can make a recording? Also, is there an Android version?
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i have a combo-fanning (literally) season game we can play. it's called get wackycat a new job. whoever wants to play pms wacky. this enters you into the game. wacky then pms you back his resume and that's when the game begins. you get to use his resume and pretend to be wacky. if you apply for a certain job with it then you have to list it in the thread and we will keep a separate thread of jobs applied for so that we don't have five people applying for jobs as wacky with the same company. anyway, you apply and you have to do everything all the way up to any kind of face to face interview. if wacky gets the job that you basically got him then you win. what do you win? i don't know. how about twenty dollars or something. :dunno:
What if there is a phone interview?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/voice-changer-plus/id339440515?mt=8
i noticed dax's is one of the voices in the app
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa1.mzstatic.com%2Fus%2Fr30%2FPurple3%2Fv4%2F12%2F91%2Fe3%2F1291e38b-89ed-182e-1f72-fc9a67f4eb4c%2Fscreen322x572.jpeg&hash=9fca4692b76ed09ed77db19d48968843dfebc140)
Does this actually work on phone calls? or just you can make a recording? Also, is there an Android version?
i just spent like 20 min messing around with that app, the slow helium one is rough ridin' hilarious
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i just made my own wacky resume with my phone number and contact info and applied him for a job w/ robert half. i'll keep you guys posted.
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wacky be sure and do some QC if ricky d is submitting apps for you
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:)
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I could never imagine myself reporting something to HR.
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I could never imagine myself reporting something to HR.
what if HR was (@katdaddy get in here and finish this post for me)
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Page and a half. I always hear one page only.
I mean, obviously. You seriously have a page and a half resume wacks?
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But yeah do the headhunter thing. And use the word headhunter when people ask you what you do. And don't really tell them what that actually means so they can only speculate.
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Yes, I've worked in a lot of different fields. Radio/sales/broadcasting , college recruiting, and software sales. I guess I'm trying to hint I'm a utility man to these companies.
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Hey Wacky, I'm looking for someone with CFD and/or programming and/or NASTRAN experience. Do you have any of that? :lol:
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I'm a quick learner. ;)
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It the bottom half of page 2 left blank?
If so, you should add this at the beginning of the white space:
IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HIRE ME, YOUR COMPANY INFO AND MY NEW RESPONSIBILITIES COULD FIT RIGHT HERE!
Gonna win 'em all!
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wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
I'm pretty sure that's what he's doing in this thread right here...
:dunno:
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wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
I'm pretty sure that's what he's doing in this thread right here...
:dunno:
:lol:
Gonna win 'em all!
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I may get reported to HR because I figured out yesterday that gE is no longer blocked by my company filter
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I may get reported to HR because I figured out yesterday that gE is no longer blocked by my company filter
:IT'SATRAPgif"
Gonna win 'em all!
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It the bottom half of page 2 left blank?
If so, you should add this at the beginning of the white space:
IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HIRE ME, YOUR COMPANY INFO AND MY NEW RESPONSIBILITIES COULD FIT RIGHT HERE!
Gonna win 'em all!
Well, this was fantastic.