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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on April 11, 2015, 09:56:43 AM
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wow what a treat. i stumbled upon one of these places that will broadcast a new race like every six minutes or whatever and you can bet on them. it's pretty hilarious. some of the races are short and some are long. some of them even have horses pulling chariot like things or horses jumping over bushes on the track. you're like oh ok i'll put a dollar on the 4 horse at 14:1 to win and then you wait for it to pop up and you're like oh man a grass track in australia. this should be interesting. it's quite the deal. i put in 20 and now i'm up to 95. am i some kind of horserace gambling savant or something?
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Link the site, I want to play
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next race is a long one (2200 yds) in south africa. no idea whether it's dirt or grass but it doesn't look like they're pulling one of those chariot things. anybody have any thoughts on the #1 horse at 9:1? it's name is silent treatment if that matters.
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Link the site, I want to play
it's called derbyjackpot. i think there are other sites too though. also there are promo codes out there and i think groupon things too for this place.
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My god this sounds delightful. Can I join and like friend you so we can chat during races?
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silent treatment is now down to 7:1. i don't think i'll be it unless it goes back up. honestly though i'm looking and there are like 15 horses in this race. that seems like way too many. i think i'll sit this one out.
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what a wonderful saturday morning activity
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My god this sounds delightful. Can I join and like friend you so we can chat during races?
well you absolutely can. there's a little chat feature on the side that shows you everyone "at the track". some people even upload photos of themselves and stuff and seem to know each other.
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thanh p. just asked julie d. who she liked in this race but i think they're both batshit crazy cause 15 horses.
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Are you placing monkey bets, donkey bets, granny bets or gonzo bets?
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dodged a bullet there. silent treatment finished in like 7th or something.
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top half of the race!
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Having browser trouble over here
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Are you placing monkey bets, donkey bets, granny bets or gonzo bets?
i place mostly monkeys. monkey is to win, donkey to place and granny to show. i have no idea what the gonzos are but when i don't like any horse, sometimes i'll place a dime which is fun because you also get to spin a slot machine thing. also it's only ten cents and that's pretty good entertainment given the slot machine.
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rick, my registration is stuck i think. it says 100% done and a button to collect my $10 bonus but like the button doesn't do anything.
HELP!
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Did you put all your real info in there....putting SSN into some weirdo betting site freaks me out.
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today they have some weird deal that i've never seen before where you get a free bet on a horse named american pharaoh. the horse is racing in arkansas at like 5pm or something. anyway, you can bet up to a ten dollar monkey and if he wins, you win and if he loses you get your money back. guess what i did? well if you think i'm going to say anything other than a ten dollar monkey on american pharaoh then you obviously don't know me and my horserace gambling strategies very well. :cool:
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rick, my registration is stuck i think. it says 100% done and a button to collect my $10 bonus but like the button doesn't do anything.
HELP!
man i don't really know. i will say that i got a bonus too when i signed up but the bonus didn't show up for a while. like i think i had to bet ten dollars to get the ten dollars or something. could that be what's happening?
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lol there's a horse in this race named major crispies. i mean, how can you not place a dollar monkey on that idiot. :lol:
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one minute to start. wish me and the major luck. :cheers:
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i've got tijan
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No Missouri players :shakesfist:
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No Missouri players :shakesfist:
oh man. legal in ks but not mo. that's a first.
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monkey on chant
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monkey on chant
oh my god a golf course on the infield. never seen that before.
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There's a real life place in omaha that does this. It's like dollar beers and terrible cheap food and it's like the only place in nebraska that you can still smoke at (or was when I went like 5 years ago). It's delightful and the clientele is exactly what you'd imagine they'd be.
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There's a real life place in omaha that does this. It's like dollar beers and terrible cheap food and it's like the only place in nebraska that you can still smoke at (or was when I went like 5 years ago). It's delightful and the clientele is exactly what you'd imagine they'd be.
i think i've been when i was a kid. also, i went to a horse track once when i was like 9 with my family somewhere in canada. my parents got the betting program and my sister and i (through my parents) put bets on horses all night long. was a blast. i mean i'm 9 and i'm betting on horses somewhere in canada. how is that not hilarious fun for a third grader?
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Rick, my parents took me to the tracks when I was 6 in Texas. I told dad to bet on the number 6 horse and he said "Ok son, will do!". So as you could imagine, my eyes were peeled for the next race. Next thing they're off and running and wouldn't you know it, number 6 took the lead early. It was a close race, but number 6 never lost the lead throughout the race and #6 was victorious! Of course, I was jumping around in excitement, high fiving my bro and thinking I just made a fortune for my family. I look over at dad and he looks sad. I'm like: "Dad, what's wrong, we won!!!" He said: "Sorry son, I should have listened to you, I bet on #5 and we're done making bets for the day". :frown:
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that's seriously mumped up
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Yea man that hurts me just reading it.
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that's how wacky became the wacky we know
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need a blog post for wacky: origins
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good grief WCDad sounds like a real piece of work
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:cry: He's better now you guys! :thumbs:
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took a couple of weeks off but got all the way up to $110. now at $70. :frown:
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lets try and not promote a known addiction thing here you guys, just a thought
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took a couple of weeks off but got all the way up to $110. now at $70. :frown:
back up to over a hundred. how do i do it you ask? well i have a system. it's called bet on funny american named horses who are racing outside of the USA. like last night it was australia and barney rubble paid out 25:1. it's pretty much like taking shrimp (candy) from the barbie (baby) with this system.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fhorses%2Fsmileys-horses-462081.gif&hash=ba58db1f7988a03da29e20a8605450c0850ca45f)
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So, are these races going on pretty much non-stop 24/7, or are there only certain time frames with action?
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So, are these races going on pretty much non-stop 24/7, or are there only certain time frames with action?
pretty much 24/7 i think, although i'm not really sure and i bet there are some times of the day where there probably aren't races. it gets kind of fun when they're doing different tracks at the same time instead of just race after race after race from the same track because all of the sudden they'll go from like chariot racing on dirt in france to some grass track in australia with bushes the horses have to jump over. all in all it's quite a hoot. i spend at least an hour or two a week on there, usually while also watching a royals game.
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Just received a text from these people reminding me to bet on the Kentucky derby
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Just received a text from these people reminding me to bet on the Kentucky derby
yeah I totally forgot about this but I got the same text and still apparently have $47 in my account. yahtzee.
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Thanks to this bump I just read the story of Wacky's dad not betting on the horse that Lil' Wacky picked :frown:
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My parents used to race quarter horses when I was growing up. AMA.
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My parents used to race quarter horses when I was growing up. AMA.
Did a horse kick you in the head and that's why you are the way you are?
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Thanks to this bump I just read the story of Wacky's dad not betting on the horse that Lil' Wacky picked :frown:
Man... :frown:
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rick daris, do you actually get to collect real money ever, or is that a horse ( :Keke: ) of a different color?
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My parents used to race quarter horses when I was growing up. AMA.
Did a horse kick you in the head and that's why you are the way you are?
No, I am a special someone who makes me uncomfortable - INTJ. We are very rare and most people don't know how to deal with us.
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rick daris, do you actually get to collect real money ever, or is that a horse ( :Keke: ) of a different color?
It's a relatively low rollover, 12X or something. Like if you deposit 200 you get a 250 bonus but it gets released at 10% of the wager.
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rick daris, do you actually get to collect real money ever, or is that a horse ( :Keke: ) of a different color?
It's a relatively low rollover, 12X or something. Like if you deposit 200 you get a 250 bonus but it gets released at 10% of the wager.
Is a racing program available or are you just picking these things blind?
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I've made like four hundred bets through the thing so I'm pretty sure I could collect my $47 in actual real American dollars if I wanted. am I going to though? that would be a big fat H to the E to the double LL NO! :Woot:
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rick daris, do you actually get to collect real money ever, or is that a horse ( :Keke: ) of a different color?
It's a relatively low rollover, 12X or something. Like if you deposit 200 you get a 250 bonus but it gets released at 10% of the wager.
Is a racing program available or are you just picking these things blind?
i have a system. it's called bet on funny american named horses who are racing outside of the USA. like last night it was australia and barney rubble paid out 25:1. it's pretty much like taking shrimp (candy) from the barbie (baby) with this system.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fhorses%2Fsmileys-horses-462081.gif&hash=ba58db1f7988a03da29e20a8605450c0850ca45f)
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rick daris, do you actually get to collect real money ever, or is that a horse ( :Keke: ) of a different color?
It's a relatively low rollover, 12X or something. Like if you deposit 200 you get a 250 bonus but it gets released at 10% of the wager.
Is a racing program available or are you just picking these things blind?
i have a system. it's called bet on funny american named horses who are racing outside of the USA. like last night it was australia and barney rubble paid out 25:1. it's pretty much like taking shrimp (candy) from the barbie (baby) with this system.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picgifs.com%2Fsmileys%2Fsmileys-and-emoticons%2Fhorses%2Fsmileys-horses-462081.gif&hash=ba58db1f7988a03da29e20a8605450c0850ca45f)
You should have boxed the quinella with "Pharaoh?, I hardly knew her"