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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on April 01, 2015, 10:49:31 AM
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Tell your lame stories here.
I totally psyched Ms. wacky with a fake ring this morning. It was a good one!
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my buddy rick got me pretty good this morning. im still laughing about it.
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i talked a lot of crap about rick daris to people i work with and they were all like "who the eff is rick daris?" and i was like "yeah." text book 'fools' prank.
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:lol:
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gary lezak got me real good this morning when he said there was a chance of snow on royals opening day :D
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gary lezak got me real good this morning when he said there was a chance of snow on royals opening day :D
Yes! Me too! :)
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dobberjr's buddy texted him this morning with a "no school today, yeah" and dobberjr fell for it.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Great thread WC!
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Great thread WC!
April Fools!
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Great thread WC!
PHSYCH!!!!! THIS THREAD BLOWS! YOU GOT FOOLED
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Great thread WC!
April Fools!
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dang I got out fooled by the wackster. :frown:
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:emawkid:
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Great thread WC!
April Fools!
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:dubious:
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:lol:
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https://twitter.com/DScottFritchen/status/583323134809513984
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:dubious:
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Guyz, I totally got my sister good last year. The joke is you get someone to call the Zoo and ask for "Mr. Lyon" but they can't know they are calling the zoo!
I framed it "Someone from your old job somehow got my number and had a question about some blah blah blah, your supposed to call Mr. Lyon back at this number"
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Those poor kids....
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Child abuse
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act of terror
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Now we know Sage Steele has been reading the #LUNCHACKERS thread. Homemade Cool Mint Oreos. What a great mom.
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https://twitter.com/csexton_14/status/583281672541466625
Sounds epic
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Those knuckleheads! :D
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Those poor kids....
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happened at the dobber school last year. Two girls threw up. Dobberjr and dobberette were not involved.
Gonna win 'em all!
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lol. i think they make mint oreos which are probably at least as bad
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lol. i think they make mint oreos which are probably at least as bad
You beat me to it! :curse: I was going to say, I'd probably just think it was the mint kind and I'd keep on chopping and go about my day like a boss.
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one time i bit into a mint filled chocolate thing without realizing it. it's a miracle that i'm still alive
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I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"
Pretty good one, huh guys?
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I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"
Pretty good one, huh guys?
Dude, teach me
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I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"
Pretty good one, huh guys?
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In college, one roommate was known to bring a lot of ladies home of lower quality. So the rest of us roommates printed up a fake letter from a real law firm with a real phone number for him to call to schedule a paternity test, put it in an envelope, made it look like it came in the mail, and put it with the rest of the daily mail. We knew when he got back from class so we all sat in the living room waiting....our assumption was he would either a) immediately go "guys wtf look what I got" and we'd all have a good laugh then tell him it was fake or b) he would call the law firm and they would tell him they don't know what the eff he is talking about so then he would figure it was 4/1.
Well c) happened where he didn't call and didn't tell any of us for like all day....so we started freaking out that he would do something irrational so we had to tell him....he wasn't too happy with us. We felt bad after that :(
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texted mrs. CF3 and said don't worry about dinner. I lined up a sitter and its a date night for us. but its an april fools and i expect dinner to be on the table! there's no sitter and no date night HAHAHAHAHAH
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Just got Sidd Finched.
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
:lol: i have no idea
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
fake divorce paper time.
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Ms daughter smeared petroleum jelly all over our bedroom doorknob, added salt to my Listerine and tried to hide my favorite bobblehead. Long story short, she's raking up sweet gum balls.
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
Pregnant friend. Or http://m.wikihow.com/Make-a-Positive-Pregnancy-Test (http://m.wikihow.com/Make-a-Positive-Pregnancy-Test) or a lot others I just saw on google.
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Or just say that you got a vasectomy a little while ago.
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153707232672977&set=a.10150232875637977.376916.545897976&type=1 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153707232672977&set=a.10150232875637977.376916.545897976&type=1)
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
fake divorce paper time.
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153707232672977&set=a.10150232875637977.376916.545897976&type=1 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153707232672977&set=a.10150232875637977.376916.545897976&type=1)
a couple i know had a kid born and die 4 hours later on april 1st. they are pretty touchy about the fake pregnancy thing
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I saw a post on FB yesterday to the effect of Pregnancy is not a joke, not even on April Fools Day.
I guess I am insensitive. People are joking about being pregnant, not about a kid dying or something.
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?
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I saw a standup comedian in SF that told a story about how much he loves April Fools and shared one of his favorite pranks.
"So last April Fools, I called up my mom: 'Hey mom, guess what? You're going to be a Grandma!!!....April Fools, we're having an abortion."
I fell out of my chair laughing, you guys!
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?
Turns out it was an April fools joke
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I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed. She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?
Turns out it was an April fools joke
How did she break it? Did it have you fooled? or? :excited:
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Or just say that you got a vasectomy a little while ago.
Crap dude, the counter-fools
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I saw a standup comedian in SF that told a story about how much he loves April Fools and shared one of his favorite pranks.
"So last April Fools, I called up my mom: 'Hey mom, guess what? You're going to be a Grandma!!!....April Fools, we're having an abortion."
I fell out of my chair laughing, you guys!
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