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Title: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on March 24, 2015, 02:58:20 PM
Apologies if this has been covered in another thread, but I'm finally getting around to reading up on the NCAA sanctions for WVU (mostly run of the mill illegal texting) and apparently the dumbfucks in compliance there didn't know how to click the update button on their software that tracks compliance rules/violations. It took the software company to update it for them. JFC guys.

http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/12342966/west-virginia-mountaineers-athletic-department-gets-2-years-probation-recruiting-violations (http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/12342966/west-virginia-mountaineers-athletic-department-gets-2-years-probation-recruiting-violations)

"Additionally, the school did not fully understand how to use compliance software it purchased to monitor phone and text activity," the NCAA said. "It wasn't until the software company updated the software that the school learned of the violations."

Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Shooter Jones on March 24, 2015, 03:11:45 PM
just buck it.
Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Brock Landers on March 24, 2015, 03:13:37 PM
So basically all those noobs had to do was go to Settings - Message Settings - Track NCAA Compliance and select Yes from the dropdown menu?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 24, 2015, 03:23:09 PM
Or maybe they are geniuses.  Grimy, smelly, geniuses
Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on March 24, 2015, 07:01:02 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 24, 2015, 03:23:09 PM
Or maybe they are geniuses.  Grimy, smelly, geniuses

It would be genius to perpetuate the "we are a bunch of grimy, smelly bumpkins" then cheat like mad and claim ignorance about using those new fangled computing devices when you're caught. NCAA compliance officers might go easy on them considering "they're just simpleton mountain folk in need of dentistry and our help".

It's somewhat believable that state employees in WV wouldn't know how to update software.
Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: puniraptor on March 24, 2015, 07:17:21 PM
I want this thread to have transformers in it
Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: cDubya on March 24, 2015, 08:03:25 PM
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Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: puniraptor on March 24, 2015, 08:18:39 PM
Quote from: cDubya on March 24, 2015, 08:03:25 PM
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Title: Re: Mountain bumpkins don't know how to update software
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 24, 2015, 10:08:06 PM
Nothing annoys me more than seeing the App Store icon with a red bubble on it.