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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on February 19, 2015, 07:06:44 PM
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I would be a mean ass judge. Two dorks in Reno Co. stole brass vases from graves. I would make them sleep on a pile of corpses for a year. Rapist would get a meat cleaver to the wallies. Name the crime - wnat would your sentence be?
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what would you do to shoplifters
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what would you do to shoplifters
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Kiss Moochelle Obama. One month of crapper cleaning duty at Walmart. 2 months standing in front of Kmart with a sign that says I am a cheapass thief while wearing only gruns. Make them wear for 2 months clothes from the Dollar General bargin bin.
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Judge Renocat...what would you do to purse snatchers?
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Judge Renocat...what would you do to purse snatchers?
First snap the purse shut on their weasel and let it hang there for five hours for scaring the hell out of women - make sure there is a brick in the purse. 2 months they have carry a sack of dead skunks everywhere.
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stealing a car
(also, great thread renocat)
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stealing a car
(also, great thread renocat)
1st sit naked straddling a hot radiator. 2nd Tie an electric wire to their gloryguys that sends a shock everytime someone nearby honks a horn, and make them drive around with a sign that says honk for God. 3rd a 2 yr sentence in a cell with Big Vic the Vasaline Man.
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illegally entering the country to find work
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Writing a bad check
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providing booze to a 19 yr old
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any high level crime:
50 full mass catholic weddings(people they did not know)
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any high level crime:
50 full mass catholic weddings(people they did not know)
Thank you. I'd get to celebrate mass an additional 50 times! (If I committed a high level crime)
Gonna win 'em all!
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speeding
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teachers who seduce their students
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Under age drinking
Gonna win 'em all!
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providing booze to a 19 yr old
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Drink 2 gallons of homemade amish wine; they can spit out pieces of manure and straw. 2nd 6 months of post frat party vomit clean up. 3rd sleep 4 nights in a dumpster with homeless winos in the summer.
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Pretty harsh penalty for a crime that shouldn't be a crime.
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teachers who seduce their students
A man - locked in a room naked for a month with big bertha with her famed jungle butt, her elder sisters - the Droopers, and ex Rassler Gay Nature boy, kicked out of teaching, banned from being near kids.
A woman - 5 years in a convent, stuff her full of sugar for fat butt syndrome, make her listen to pervet Biden whisper in her ear, and make sign everything Ms. Moelester.
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Peeping tom
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Writing a bad check
Since they like bad paper make them wipe with sandpaper or pepper oil soak tp for a year.
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Peeping tom
Yank their pubic hairs out with pliers and make em smell and onion for 24 hrs.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well, next time I see a ballot for reno county judge I know who I am going to write in
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cattle russlin'
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I think judges get appointed so....
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cattle russlin'
Unnatural relations with 25 goats or castration, ride in a full cattle truck across the US. And clean chicken crap out of barns in Arkansaw for 2 years 12 hrs a day or until you pay for the critters you stole.
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Unnatural relations with 25 goats (not court-ordered, of course).
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Sodomy
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speeding
This is tough since I am a leadfoot. 10 mph+ - a visit from the Woodson Co sherrif (he will scare the whizz out of you). 20 to 30 you have to ride across America with a wacked out hippy and his three toothed woman and their 5 old farting dogs, then 1 year driving an amish tractor. More - tie you to a bicycle and the bicycle to a NASCAR car, enjoy the ride.
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Sodomy
If crime occurred on a playground or park - 2 years in a female gorilla cage.
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I think judges get appointed so....
in the vast majority of US states, no
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speeding
This is tough since I am a leadfoot. 10 mph+ - a visit from the Woodson Co sherrif (he will scare the whizz out of you). 20 to 30 you have to ride across America with a wacked out hippy and his three toothed woman and their 5 old farting dogs, then 1 year driving an amish tractor. More - tie you to a bicycle and the bicycle to a NASCAR car, enjoy the ride.
We're going to need more farting dogs
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university of CA-Irvine StuCo flag hater nuts. The American flag should be tattooed to flag poles and when itis salute time, give them a knife when they want the flag removed. Or make them wear diapers for whining while walking through a red neck western KS town.
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Baltimore Ghetto Gang Goodie Grabbers and hell raisers.. If I caught you on video rioting, bombing, looting, and cutting fire hoses. I would get Yitsock Bulldozer from Israel to smash your house, I would fire bomb your car, steal your along and picture of Obama and his obamer cell phone, and slice your hose with a dull knife.
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Baltimore is such an unmitigated police state shithole, that they have actually set up cameras in scarier neighborhoods to police the proletariat. This keeps cops safe and a watchful eye on the unwashed masses, in the event there's an outburst
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Baltimore is such an unmitigated police state shithole, that they have actually set up cameras in scarier neighborhoods to police the proletariat. This keeps cops safe and a watchful eye on the unwashed masses, in the event there's an outburst
Big Brother is always watching.
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I think judges get appointed so....
in the vast majority of US states, no
all federal, which are located in all us states. bang in your fat face. also in illinois some are elected and then the elected ones appoint the rest, so both. kerpow, you fat face again.
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@renocat
two male animals (nonhuman) having gay sex with each other.
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i mean really getting after it.
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@renocat
two male animals (nonhuman) having gay sex with each other.
Not sure I would make a critter judge. Growing up we had a cattle dog who was always humping our yellow tomcat. The cat would get pissed and scratch the hell out the dog's belly. When the dog was not romancing the cat, he would chase cows and get kicked in the head or you could find he chewing on a cow patty trying to find undigested corn. Given a dog with active wallies cannot self manipulate himself for a thrill and everyone neutering females that never now come into heat, I would not be to hard on themfor such an act. Might consider banning the to the preserve with Benji the bull. Two squirrels - shoot 'em. Two reptiles - flush. In reality if this happens some KU professor will get a 2 million dollar federal grant for a study and a medal of valor from Obama.
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We should go back to the eye for an eye mentality. I once read an article about this sicko that microwaved a baby and I was so upset that he himself didn't get to have such a gruesome fate.
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who rapes the rapists?
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Can't we hire someone for that?
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i should be more specific. if a person commits a heterosexual rape then the punishment would be the same assuming no sodomy. seems unlikely to be a deterrent.
it's not eye for an eye if a male vaginally rapes a female and that male is then anally raped by a male. inequitable. that's like an eye for an eye and some teeth.
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The harm is a violation of ones person, and the harm-causing act is penetration. Therefore, if you don't penetrate, it don't equate.
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You look like a fool spracne. The violation is sexual intercourse against one's will. The one having committed heterosexual rape shall be raped heterosexually. Anybody knows anything knows that.
I never had you pegged as one of those hurhurhur good old boy male rape victim of a female rapist deniers. Disappointing.
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i think being a ku fan means you are a denier of all manners of rape
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Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?
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:excited: :Carl:
Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?
In baseball, that's called a 'slump buster'. Probably not an effective deterrent.
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:excited: :Carl:Okay if a man vaginally rapes a woman then, I would feed him viagra and find the most disgusting woman to go to town on him. Is that more fair?
In baseball, that's called a 'slump buster'. Probably not an effective deterrent.
Blumpkin would have some interesting thoughts on this.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Groping, grinding, and hunching at a school dance. Stick em together with superglue. Those showing public displays of affection/horniness zap them with a catitle prod. Give em an electro-weasel
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Now you are just making crap up.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Liberals whizzing all over everything in San Francisco has caused light poles to corrode and fall over and now they are painting walls with a repellent that makes the whizz splash back on the whizee. If you piss on a wall you likely don't care if you get a yellow misting. Put up video cameras and any one caught wall whizzing put a time release clamp on their weasal. Repeat offenders get dribble port installed.
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How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
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How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
Conservatives just smile and whizz down their pants, a religious thing - family friendly.
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Liberals whizzing all over everything in San Francisco has caused light poles to corrode and fall over and now they are painting walls with a repellent that makes the whizz splash back on the whizee. If you piss on a wall you likely don't care if you get a yellow misting. Put up video cameras and any one caught wall whizzing put a time release clamp on their weasal. Repeat offenders get dribble port installed.
i'd guess that most homeless individuals don't have a political ideology that they identify with.
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How do you know it's only liberals whizzing all over everything
Conservatives just smile and whizz down their pants, a religious thing - family friendly.
omg :lol:
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:D