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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on February 18, 2015, 02:20:00 PM

Title: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: renocat on February 18, 2015, 02:20:00 PM

I get so tired of these adds for a man with a deflated or dead weasel.  They should be banned.  They make every guy think he needs a little blue pill for a he man boner.  Real men use to flail their weasel with a stick until blood started circulating it into a state of action.  All of this vain spending is going to push medical costs up.  The side affect would scare me - excess butt hair growth, fainting, a 4 hour whopper - someday a kid is going to ask me to explain.

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: michigancat on February 18, 2015, 02:20:51 PM

bob dole was in one of those ads

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 18, 2015, 03:24:25 PM

Politicians will do anything for a buck.

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: Spracne on February 18, 2015, 03:29:54 PM

The Mark Twain of our times  :clap:

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 18, 2015, 03:45:37 PM

i did not know that real men use to flail their weasels back to life.

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: cfbandyman on February 18, 2015, 03:52:19 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 18, 2015, 03:45:37 PM

i did not know that real men use to flail their weasels back to life.

it sounds painful

Title: Re: Boo Who, So Your Weasel is Dead!
Post by: Spracne on February 18, 2015, 04:07:41 PM

Quote from: cfbandyman on February 18, 2015, 03:52:19 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 18, 2015, 03:45:37 PM

i did not know that real men use to flail their weasels back to life.

it sounds painful

sounds... kinky  :sdeek: