goemaw.com

General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The1BigWillie on February 17, 2015, 02:33:03 PM

Title: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 17, 2015, 02:33:03 PM
It's that time of year... the annual embarrassment of letting your buddy/co-worker/business associate, that they have dirt or something on their face and pointing at them only to get "The look".  I love it... every year.  "Hey, you need to wash up there pal.".   LOLs. 

Does anyone have any good stories of foot in mouth on Ash Wednesday or a story about how strange they thought the whole thing was when they realized they hadn't met an honest to God Catholic until they moved to KC because they grew up in Shitkick KS and everyone was Methodist or Lutheran?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: TownieCat on February 17, 2015, 02:38:14 PM
 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 17, 2015, 02:40:00 PM
It's that time of year... the annual embarrassment of letting your buddy/co-worker/business associate, that they have dirt or something on their face and pointing at them only to get "The look".  I love it... every year.  "Hey, you need to wash up there pal.".   LOLs. 

Does anyone have any good stories of foot in mouth on Ash Wednesday or a story about how strange they thought the whole thing was when they realized they hadn't met an honest to God Catholic until they moved to KC because they grew up in Shitkick KS and everyone was Methodist or Lutheran?

lol, wtf is up with people who are different than me, right?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 17, 2015, 02:40:59 PM
Great stuff as always 1bigwillie.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: mocat on February 17, 2015, 02:43:53 PM
hey The1BigWillie, i found out you are coworkers with a good friend of mine
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: 8manpick on February 17, 2015, 02:45:57 PM
Is this the racist bw or nah?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 17, 2015, 02:51:14 PM
gd pope worshipping mackerel snappers
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: mocat on February 17, 2015, 02:51:31 PM
Is this the racist bw or nah?

he works with KingTutPotatoFamineCat
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Headinjun on February 17, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
Most of the rural people I know are Catholic. 

Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: michigancat on February 17, 2015, 03:44:23 PM
Is today Ash Wednesday?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Institutional Control on February 17, 2015, 03:46:38 PM
Is today Ash Wednesday?
Tomorrow is.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: puniraptor on February 17, 2015, 03:49:01 PM
many non catholics ash out too, it appears
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 17, 2015, 03:52:34 PM
hey The1BigWillie, i found out you are coworkers with a good friend of mine

Yes!! He says you are good at math! Really good at it!
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Tobias on February 17, 2015, 03:52:52 PM
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: puniraptor on February 17, 2015, 03:53:04 PM
many non catholics ash out too, it appears

and lent up
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 17, 2015, 04:01:35 PM
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason

I'll ask someone with stuff on their forehead tomorrow and report back.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: DQ12 on February 17, 2015, 04:13:10 PM
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason

I'll ask someone with stuff on their forehead tomorrow and report back.
April 3rd I think
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Tobias on February 17, 2015, 04:15:54 PM
good friday is too late! :shakesfist:

was hoping it lined up with some NCAA Tournament action :frown:
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Trim on February 17, 2015, 04:16:05 PM
http://www.bbstate.com/games/2008-02-06/NEB-KSU
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 17, 2015, 04:22:10 PM
Hey OP, is that crap on your face, or just egg?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 17, 2015, 04:32:14 PM
so weird that people practice religion silently with just a little ash on their face. like wtf man, quit ruining my day.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: scottwildcat on February 17, 2015, 05:14:47 PM
many non catholics ash out too, it appears

yup, us Episcopalians do it.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: slobber on February 17, 2015, 05:27:03 PM
Thank you goEMAW.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2015, 05:44:35 PM
Pretty odd thing to do
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 17, 2015, 06:28:22 PM
Pretty odd thing to do

it's a very amusing day for me.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: The Big Train on February 17, 2015, 06:34:24 PM
i didn't know there was a day to remember those at pompeii
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 17, 2015, 06:35:55 PM
I never saw it until I was like 21 and at college and like 25 people walked into this 1000 person class 10 minutes late cause church went late or something. I thought maybe it was some activist protest or something because ku
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 17, 2015, 06:44:12 PM
Spracne Jokeables, in which Spracne packages the separate elements of a joke in one do-it-yourself post.

1.) Ash Wednesday is usually (always?) in February
2.) February is black history month
3.) Those with dark complexions are susceptible to being "ashy"

Combine it however you choose.  Snickers not guaranteed.
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: AppleJack on February 17, 2015, 07:03:28 PM
I call ashy elbows "barnacle bows"

Thoughts?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 18, 2015, 06:02:56 PM
So let's hear the gems willie
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: CNS on February 18, 2015, 08:50:43 PM
Miraculously, I made it through today without being converted or having heard one utterance of The Good Word.  Meat on Friday, rough riders.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk

Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 18, 2015, 08:56:03 PM
Stolen from the Vatican Archives

(https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10988935_10152585088376496_5881218731540695367_n.jpg?oh=1be15516a70c243a43690dd36a02fc44&oe=554D2D2A)
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 18, 2015, 09:07:26 PM
So what's the rule about when you can wash it off? Like, if you were already planning to go to the gym at lunch and then take a shower, is that ok or do you have to make an effort to keep it on all day?
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: slobber on February 21, 2015, 12:39:44 PM
Wash it off in normal washing. No rules on the length of time for it to have to stay on.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on February 21, 2015, 02:05:33 PM
Spracne LOL +rep or whatever

  :thumbs:  :lol: