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Title: Free Cookies!
Post by: AppleJack on February 12, 2015, 10:33:13 AM
College kids love free food because they are poor

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Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 12, 2015, 10:33:58 AM
Hey man, I liked it when they gave us free pizza.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Spracne on February 12, 2015, 10:36:54 AM
Nothing says DOOM like free cookies "courtesy of Coach Weber."  More like Oven of Doom. What kind of half-baked scheme is... oh nevermind.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: AppleJack on February 12, 2015, 10:39:48 AM
maybe if they were Oreos or something. Soft batch? Not sure what would get me there.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: ednksu on February 12, 2015, 10:40:22 AM
this is where the cookie program crumbles
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 12, 2015, 10:53:44 AM
If you are the 2001st I bet you probably kill yourself on the spot
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2015, 11:13:57 AM
I hope the cookie hand-out'rs have some criteria for what students get what sayings on the cookies.  Or are we supposed to presume that whatever the cookie says is a message directly from oscar?
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: kso_FAN on February 12, 2015, 11:16:37 AM
They should only give the cookies to real K-State fans.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Spracne on February 12, 2015, 11:18:56 AM
Free Cookies? Free Foster! The Foster Monster's gotta eat, too.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2015, 11:24:40 AM
Heart-shaped frosted cookies w/no words on them and an icing tube can be had pretty cheap, no?  Those of you going to the game should bring a bunch of your own w/your emaw hoops thoughts icing'd on them and disburse to those who couldn't make it in time to get one of oscar's 2K.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: CNS on February 12, 2015, 11:27:57 AM
Hope they are super hard and good for throwing.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: EMAWican on February 12, 2015, 11:29:18 AM
Someone @Currie with oscar's impermissible benefit, stat. 
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 12, 2015, 11:36:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KVbTcvjJg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KVbTcvjJg)

but with cookies!
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: AppleJack on February 12, 2015, 11:40:17 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foreversneakz.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fnike-dunk-high-cookie-divers-02.jpg&hash=56fa1714fed1b5caed7f354da16cfbb9b90a23eb)
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Yard Dog on February 12, 2015, 11:42:48 AM
This is a perfect opportunity for stud EMAW ballers on a budget to take their date to the game and surprise her with a free cookie!
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Pete on February 12, 2015, 11:48:09 AM
COURTESY OF COACH WEBER!!!!
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: meow meow on February 12, 2015, 12:13:25 PM
someone bring a sign "We don't want cookies, we want wins!"  #FireBruce
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 12, 2015, 12:23:25 PM
Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 12, 2015, 12:29:37 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar an extension!"
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:31:04 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head off.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:35:57 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head off.

I don't know how big your bed sheet is, but to me the message should be largely plagiarized from Curtis Kitchen - "Is this what you wanted, John Currie and Kirk Schulz?"
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: ednksu on February 12, 2015, 12:48:56 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head off.

fify
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: jasn88cubs on February 12, 2015, 01:03:30 PM
would it be shocking if weber actually made these cookies? nah


also..would love to see what these cookies say


"37-2"

"jarlings chicken nuggets cup"

"thank you Currie"

"Bill Self sucks"

"Marcus Foster sucks"

"I'll mow your grass"

"Eric Gordon broke my heart"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEBOUND"

"Demitriiii"

"MEYERS!! MEYERS!!"

"What's a zone?"

"Bob Snyder is a legend"

"Hi I'm oscar"

"DEEEEEEEEEE"

"Most successful tenure at Illinois"

"Big 12 title at KSU"

"BEat Kansas last year"

"Go Cats!"
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 12, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
Dibs on "Go Cats" cookie
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Mr Bread on February 12, 2015, 01:11:39 PM
I want my cookie to say "jasn88cubs eats sperm" 
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Mr Bread on February 12, 2015, 01:11:51 PM
did weber actually make that cookie? nah
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Gooch on February 12, 2015, 02:03:12 PM
I might attend if ERII made his cookies.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 12, 2015, 09:30:48 PM
I might attend if ERII made his cookies.

:lol:
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 12, 2015, 09:32:36 PM
I might attend if ERII made his cookies.

and you would just stand there and stare.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Pett on February 13, 2015, 08:36:00 AM
Rich people love cookies too
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: HerrSonntag on February 13, 2015, 09:06:35 AM
Rich people love cookies too
Fact:
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Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: That_Guy on February 13, 2015, 09:24:06 AM

Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.

What shall the message be!?




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Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2015, 09:38:20 AM

Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.

What shall the message be!?




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Cookies are for losers, thanks oscar.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2015, 09:39:07 AM

Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.

What shall the message be!?




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

These cookies suck oscar.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2015, 09:40:16 AM

Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.

What shall the message be!?




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Why settle for wins, when cookies are available.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: slobber on February 13, 2015, 09:44:34 AM
I want the cookies to say:
"Out standing cookie"


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2015, 09:49:43 AM
"These cookies could have used a little more time to mature, I blame the oven"
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Winters on February 13, 2015, 10:12:34 AM
Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.
Goodbuddy!
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: That_Guy on February 13, 2015, 10:36:49 AM
Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.
Goodbuddy!

 :cheers: :emawkid:
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2015, 11:06:18 AM
I want the cookies to say:
"Out standing cookie"


Gonna win 'em all!

It's Valentine's Day, though. I'd go with "I think you're out standing".
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: AppleJack on February 13, 2015, 11:10:35 AM
These cookies are making me thirsty
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Harmon4ksu on February 13, 2015, 11:11:07 AM
Heart-shaped frosted cookies w/no words on them and an icing tube can be had pretty cheap, no?  Those of you going to the game should bring a bunch of your own w/your emaw hoops thoughts icing'd on them and disburse to those who couldn't make it in time to get one of oscar's 2K.

Am planning on this, actually.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Trim on February 13, 2015, 11:12:06 AM
"T-Y for the AIDS/gonorrhea, John Currie."
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 13, 2015, 11:16:06 AM
Anybody have a ticket for their ol' pal Stevesie? I post it in the "what has a goEMAW poster done for you?" thread.
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2015, 10:57:49 PM
you can have nicname's icat
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2015, 10:59:08 PM
also those cookies look delicious AF
Title: Re: Free Cookies!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 14, 2015, 09:44:37 AM
Need a picture of the cookies